I'm not contrarian, I'm a fan of KSU sports. As a fan, I root for our team to be successful. As a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!), you root for us to be bad so you can look cool in front of your buddies because you said we would suck all along. I guess I just don't understand why people like you even bother following this particular team. Seems like you would be happier following Oregon or some team like that. I mean hey, they have weird ass uniforms, their coach isn't old, and I don't believe he has hired any family members.