Author Topic: Welcome BYU! (Read 50501 times)

CNS · « **Reply #175 on:** September 10, 2011, 07:26:28 PM »

betting that there is a lotta Mack haters warming up for some late night twitter hate.

Trim · « **Reply #176 on:** September 11, 2011, 09:29:10 PM »

I welcomed a BYU fan I saw in DIA to the Big 12. He seemed confused about my pak head shirt and wtf I was talking about. Guess he doesn't have the interwebs. Or a plane flew into cloudflare when he came looking for this thread.

wes mantooth · « **Reply #177 on:** September 11, 2011, 09:45:26 PM »

Quote from: Trim on September 11, 2011, 09:29:10 PM

I welcomed a BYU fan I saw in DIA to the Big 12. He seemed confused about my pak head shirt and wtf I was talking about. Guess he doesn't have the interwebs. Or a plane flew into cloudflare when he came looking for this thread.

I thought Mormons couldn't travel on Sundays? Or see the light of day on Sundays? or something

Trim · « **Reply #178 on:** September 11, 2011, 10:43:52 PM »

Quote from: wes mantooth on September 11, 2011, 09:45:26 PM

Quote from: Trim on September 11, 2011, 09:29:10 PM
I welcomed a BYU fan I saw in DIA to the Big 12. He seemed confused about my pak head shirt and wtf I was talking about. Guess he doesn't have the interwebs. Or a plane flew into cloudflare when he came looking for this thread.

I thought Mormons couldn't travel on Sundays? Or see the light of day on Sundays? or something

I guess he could have been a yale fan.

MixBerryCrunch · « **Reply #179 on:** September 11, 2011, 10:55:35 PM »

Quote from: Trim on September 11, 2011, 10:43:52 PM

Quote from: wes mantooth on September 11, 2011, 09:45:26 PM
Quote from: Trim on September 11, 2011, 09:29:10 PM
I welcomed a BYU fan I saw in DIA to the Big 12. He seemed confused about my pak head shirt and wtf I was talking about. Guess he doesn't have the interwebs. Or a plane flew into cloudflare when he came looking for this thread.

I thought Mormons couldn't travel on Sundays? Or see the light of day on Sundays? or something

I guess he could have been a yale fan.

Probably why he was so effing confused.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #180 on:** September 12, 2011, 09:42:24 AM »

Hahahahaahahahaah hook 'em! Eff BYU!

deputy dawg · « **Reply #181 on:** September 12, 2011, 12:24:32 PM »

Greetings, my new BYU friends! If you tire of the witty bon mots being exchanged here, here's a link to a comforting source of wisdom that you know and love:

http://lds.org/scriptures/bofm?lang=eng

I encourage you to buy multiple deer tags this fall in order to ensure your women's receptivity to men who are not their husbands. As a man who is not your women's husband, I find it very enjoyable to, um, get to know your women while you are spending time at deer camp.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #182 on:** September 12, 2011, 12:54:11 PM »

* A Brief Explanation about the Book of Mormon

* 1 Nephi
* 2 Nephi
* Jacob
* Enos
* Jarom
* Omni
* Words of Mormon
* Mosiah

* Alma
* Helaman
* 3 Nephi
* 4 Nephi
* Mormon
* Ether
* Moroni

EMAWzified · « **Reply #183 on:** September 12, 2011, 12:55:29 PM »

Don't know much about Mormons, other than they do a bunch of weird things in the name of faith. Are they snake handlers? If so, why not?

Trim · « **Reply #184 on:** September 12, 2011, 12:57:47 PM »

Saw a BYU fan earlier on the other side of the street when I was out for breakfast here in Pac-12 country. Didn't have a chance to welcome him to the Big 12.

Houcat · « **Reply #185 on:** September 12, 2011, 08:48:05 PM »

A lot of blue at Darrel K. Royal stadium yesterday. I talked to a few and most were pretty excited to join.

MichiganisGood · « **Reply #186 on:** September 13, 2011, 12:27:50 PM »

Question for the Mormons, I mostly think you guys are insane and ignorant, but I want in on this polygamy stuff.. How do I get in on that aspect of Mormonism but not be a total idiot and believe all the nonsensical b.s. that you guys do ??

Thanks in advance !!!!

SoCalCoug · « **Reply #187 on:** September 13, 2011, 01:52:12 PM »

Quote from: EMAWzified on September 12, 2011, 12:55:29 PM

Don't know much about Mormons, other than they do a bunch of weird things in the name of faith. Are they snake handlers? If so, why not?

You mean snakes as in real snakes, or is it some sort of euphemism? If it's the latter, I suppose you could say my wife is a pretty good snake handler.

If you're talking about real snakes, I guess I'd say more of us are scared of or disgusted by snakes than consider ourselves snake handlers. Personally, I like snakes and have had them as pets before, but I didn't bring them to church.

SoCalCoug · « **Reply #188 on:** September 13, 2011, 01:55:39 PM »

Quote from: MichiganisGood on September 13, 2011, 12:27:50 PM

Question for the Mormons, I mostly think you guys are insane and ignorant, but I want in on this polygamy stuff.. How do I get in on that aspect of Mormonism but not be a total idiot and believe all the nonsensical b.s. that you guys do ??

Thanks in advance !!!!

I'd say join the NBA. They do pretty good on the polygamy-type stuff, without all the morals and religious beliefs. Plus, they don't frown on tatoos.

SoCalCoug · « **Reply #189 on:** September 13, 2011, 01:56:27 PM »

By the way, could some of you guys go give Oklahoma a good ass-kicking so there's still a Big 12 around for us to join?

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #190 on:** September 13, 2011, 01:58:03 PM »

Quote from: SoCalCoug on September 13, 2011, 01:56:27 PM

By the way, could some of you guys go give Oklahoma a good ass-kicking so there's still a Big 12 around for us to join?

They're still butthurt about the last ass kicking we gave them, and that was like 34 years ago, so.....ya.

HeinBallz · « **Reply #191 on:** September 13, 2011, 06:20:07 PM »

For anyone wanting to learn more about the Mormon religion, just be patient: Trey Parker and Matt Stone confirm a Book of Mormon movie is on the way

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #192 on:** September 13, 2011, 09:01:22 PM »

Quote from: SoCalCoug on September 13, 2011, 01:55:39 PM

Quote from: MichiganisGood on September 13, 2011, 12:27:50 PM
Question for the Mormons, I mostly think you guys are insane and ignorant, but I want in on this polygamy stuff.. How do I get in on that aspect of Mormonism but not be a total idiot and believe all the nonsensical b.s. that you guys do ??

Thanks in advance !!!!

without all the morals and religious beliefs.

And hilariously misguided racism.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #193 on:** September 14, 2011, 08:48:38 AM »

Question for Mormons: what kind of porn do y'all like the best? I assume black porn, or maybe cuckold porn. Please confirm.

CNS · « **Reply #194 on:** September 14, 2011, 09:08:56 AM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on September 14, 2011, 08:48:38 AM

Question for Mormons: what kind of porn do y'all like the best? I assume black porn, or maybe cuckold porn. Please confirm.

Is "kiddie" not the obvious answer here?

mcmwcat · « **Reply #195 on:** September 15, 2011, 07:35:20 AM »

Quote from: MichiganisGood on September 13, 2011, 12:27:50 PM

Question for the Mormons, I mostly think you guys are insane and ignorant, but I want in on this polygamy stuff.. How do I get in on that aspect of Mormonism but not be a total idiot and believe all the nonsensical b.s. that you guys do ??

Thanks in advance !!!!

it's not as difficult as you think. they just can't be real marriages recognized by the state.

deputy dawg · « **Reply #196 on:** September 22, 2011, 03:32:46 PM »

Now that our conference is stable for 24 hours, welcome to the Big XII..

SoCalCoug · « **Reply #197 on:** September 22, 2011, 04:20:00 PM »

Quote from: deputy dawg on September 22, 2011, 03:32:46 PM

Now that our conference is stable for 24 hours, welcome to the Big XII..

Yeah, you guys need to get those Okies under control. We're just sitting here, waiting by the telephone.

EMAWzified · « **Reply #198 on:** September 22, 2011, 04:34:59 PM »

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it's not as difficult as you think. they just can't be real marriages recognized by the state.

Just have "sisters" live in. I think the Big 12 should take this approach to BYU. Everybody schedule them and stuff and invite them to BB tourney, but don't actually embarrass ourselves by actually letting them join the conference.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/showbiz/2011/09/22/jvm-sister-wives-panel.hln

SoCalCoug · « **Reply #199 on:** September 23, 2011, 12:52:57 AM »

Quote from: EMAWzified on September 22, 2011, 04:34:59 PM

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it's not as difficult as you think. they just can't be real marriages recognized by the state.

Just have "sisters" live in. I think the Big 12 should take this approach to BYU. Everybody schedule them and stuff and invite them to BB tourney, but don't actually embarrass ourselves by actually letting them join the conference.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/showbiz/2011/09/22/jvm-sister-wives-panel.hln

You know, I could live with that. It's better to be somebody's bitch than nobody's bitch.