Author Topic: Melton Master Thread (Formerly known as He's no Chase Mejia thread) (Read 41595 times)

meow meow · « **Reply #125 on:** May 08, 2019, 08:53:56 AM »

his page was so hot and got so many hits rivals had to take it down. internet just wasn't as strong and powerful as melt's jawline back then

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #126 on:** May 08, 2019, 08:58:53 AM »

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #127 on:** May 08, 2019, 08:32:00 PM »

Melton and I were once in the same small room together for an hour. Just the two of us.

steve dave · « **Reply #128 on:** May 08, 2019, 08:42:31 PM »

Describe your boner

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Katpappy · « **Reply #129 on:** May 08, 2019, 09:17:59 PM »

OMG, Rick!!! No you didn't...not that there's anything wrong with that.

8manpick · « **Reply #130 on:** May 08, 2019, 09:51:25 PM »

KATDADDY...YESSSSS!

ben ji · « **Reply #131 on:** May 09, 2019, 12:17:04 PM »

Quote from: meow meow on May 08, 2019, 08:34:40 AM

i want to see him on college gameday live from the lawn in front of Anderson in 2 years promoting his new blockbuster movie, and talking about how he was just named TIME sexiest man alive, as the cats roll to purple over the Texas Longhorns 42-17 roll damn purple

What a beautiful picture you just painted in my mind.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #132 on:** May 14, 2019, 01:57:05 PM »

Quote from: meow meow on May 08, 2019, 08:34:40 AM

i want to see him on college gameday live from the lawn in front of Anderson in 2 years promoting his new blockbuster movie, and talking about how he was just named TIME sexiest man alive, as the cats roll to purple over the Texas Longhorns 42-17 roll damn purple

Then he and stonestreet hit the ville to rage

waks · « **Reply #133 on:** May 15, 2019, 02:33:44 AM »

He's going to be in the new Bad Boys movie with Will Smith. So there's that.

'taterblast · « **Reply #134 on:** May 15, 2019, 07:52:29 AM »

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmZM5Czg2Vk[/youtube]

'taterblast · « **Reply #135 on:** May 15, 2019, 07:55:08 AM »

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FufziAXwnW0[/youtube]

meow meow · « **Reply #136 on:** May 15, 2019, 08:18:42 AM »

the Chase Mejia title is funny and all, but i think we need a new thread title for hollywood heartthrob Melty

steve dave · « **Reply #137 on:** May 15, 2019, 08:25:50 AM »

The title is canon

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IPA4Me · « **Reply #138 on:** May 15, 2019, 01:26:50 PM »

The disrespect at KSO for Melton is unfathomable.

'taterblast · « **Reply #139 on:** May 15, 2019, 01:31:06 PM »

Quote from: IPA4Me on May 15, 2019, 01:26:50 PM

The disrespect at KSO for Melton is unfathomable.

it's v gross

meow meow · « **Reply #140 on:** May 15, 2019, 01:31:30 PM »

examples?

'taterblast · « **Reply #141 on:** May 15, 2019, 01:34:05 PM »

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He partied at our house quite a bit. Was best friends with an MHK guy in our house. Never liked him, surprised he "made it"

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I wanted to hit him watching that interview.

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I like Eric Stonestreet way better.

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I am sure people will be upset I don't like the hometown kid. But after one on one interactions with the guy before he was famous, I don't like the guy.

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Had a bit of an ego then, so I’m sure it’s only increased by a substantial amount now.

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I just now watched the video, very different than I remembered him haha definitely did not used to speak like that in such a douchey way.

Skipper44 · « **Reply #142 on:** May 15, 2019, 02:13:15 PM »

the way he "redirected" the interview at 3:00 might have something to do with the negativity above

'taterblast · « **Reply #143 on:** May 15, 2019, 02:14:53 PM »

Quote from: Skipper44 on May 15, 2019, 02:13:15 PM

the way he "redirected" the interview at 3:00 might have something to do with the negativity above

what?

Skipper44 · « **Reply #144 on:** May 15, 2019, 03:35:05 PM »

Quote from: 'taterblast on May 15, 2019, 02:14:53 PM

Quote from: Skipper44 on May 15, 2019, 02:13:15 PM
the way he "redirected" the interview at 3:00 might have something to do with the negativity above

what?

I am just saying Corden's "I'm gonna head out" at 3:12 might have reminded the authors of their own irl Charles Melton interactions.

Trim · « **Reply #145 on:** May 15, 2019, 04:53:45 PM »

See ya, stonestreet.

Katpappy · « **Reply #146 on:** May 19, 2019, 08:09:12 PM »

https://youtu.be/rKNZHxOC3W0

'taterblast · « **Reply #147 on:** May 20, 2019, 11:47:13 AM »

going to see TSiAaS tomorrow! (i think)

Trim · « **Reply #148 on:** May 21, 2019, 11:03:40 AM »

Quote from: Trim on May 15, 2019, 04:53:45 PM

See ya, stonestreet.

https://twitter.com/dpshow/status/1130812807438569474

steve dave · « **Reply #149 on:** October 23, 2020, 10:55:26 AM »

https://www.publicpolicerecord.com/florida/doc-prisoner/MEJIA_CHASE/E52862

came across that when I was making a chase mejia themed tweet I then thought better about and deleted.