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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #475 on: December 03, 2022, 04:05:09 PM »
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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #476 on: December 03, 2022, 05:09:03 PM »
He ran howard 9 goddamn times
The game plan for 9AM is completely different than for Howard. Why don’t you critique a game where Klein knew Howard would be the starter all week?
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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #477 on: December 09, 2022, 10:39:16 AM »
let’s not break out the war chest yet.

now that b12 defensive coordinators have “tape” on klein’s “o” with will howard, you can expect that things are going to tighten up a ton next year.  just be glad we took advantage this season.

the jury is still out on klein but we have reason to be cautiously optimistic


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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #478 on: December 09, 2022, 12:46:59 PM »
Too late, homie is going to get the bag.
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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #479 on: December 09, 2022, 01:11:50 PM »
let’s not break out the war chest yet.

now that b12 defensive coordinators have “tape” on klein’s “o” with will howard, you can expect that things are going to tighten up a ton next year.  just be glad we took advantage this season.

the jury is still out on klein but we have reason to be cautiously optimistic

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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #480 on: December 09, 2022, 02:17:00 PM »
but who was adjusting to who?  :confused:


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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #481 on: December 09, 2022, 02:18:08 PM »
let’s not break out the war chest yet.

now that b12 defensive coordinators have “tape” on klein’s “o” with will howard, you can expect that things are going to tighten up a ton next year.  just be glad we took advantage this season.

the jury is still out on klein but we have reason to be cautiously optimistic

Indeed. And let’s be honest, Klein truly benefitted from a star-studded offense with two very different highly-skilled QBs. I hate to call it beginner’s luck, but if I’m a P5 AD looking for an OC or a G5 school looking for a head coach I’m definitely “pumping the brakes” on Klein. He’s got a lot to prove.

Let’s not even get started on his development of QBs. There’s already a large enough dossier on that right here on goEMAW.com.
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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #482 on: December 09, 2022, 02:34:05 PM »
Klein probably deserves a raise if he got some bullshit prove-it type deal.  I'd probably make him the 5th or so highest-paid OC in the B12. 

I wouldn't be shocked if he got a couple of feelers this offseason but I don't think a bigger program is going to throw him a bag at this point.  Depending on who decides to come back, I think there's a chance he gets good offers next year. 

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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #483 on: December 09, 2022, 09:25:11 PM »
I don't know what he's making this year, but this year's results should put him in the $400-$600k range. They should raise it another $100k if we win the Sugar.

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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #484 on: December 10, 2022, 01:43:03 PM »
A natural schemer

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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #485 on: December 10, 2022, 05:33:29 PM »
A natural schemer


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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #486 on: December 10, 2022, 07:49:55 PM »
Can we fix this thread's title? Embarrassing.

Second, the idea we have all this talent and beginners luck is hilarious. We could have won by 14+ if we had legit WRs who could make a play. Warner and Knowles dropped a handful of balls. Give Klein a legit WR threat and this offense could really roll

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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #487 on: December 10, 2022, 07:58:36 PM »
Can we fix this thread's title? Embarrassing.

Second, the idea we have all this talent and beginners luck is hilarious. We could have won by 14+ if we had legit WRs who could make a play. Warner and Knowles dropped a handful of balls. Give Klein a legit WR threat and this offense could really roll
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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #488 on: December 10, 2022, 08:03:15 PM »
Can we fix this thread's title? Embarrassing.

Second, the idea we have all this talent and beginners luck is hilarious. We could have won by 14+ if we had legit WRs who could make a play. Warner and Knowles dropped a handful of balls. Give Klein a legit WR threat and this offense could really roll
This take is not good.

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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #489 on: December 10, 2022, 08:07:29 PM »
I love the heart of our WRs but these guys are not elite in any way

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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #490 on: December 10, 2022, 08:11:22 PM »
I love the heart of our WRs but these guys are not elite in any way
Not sure if serious… Several of them got all conference honors — Knowles, Brooks, Sinnot. Warner was solid all season. Vaughn was a solid target. One of the strongest groups on the team.

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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #491 on: December 10, 2022, 09:15:02 PM »
I love the heart of our WRs but these guys are not elite in any way
Not sure if serious… Several of them got all conference honors — Knowles, Brooks, Sinnot. Warner was solid all season. Vaughn was a solid target. One of the strongest groups on the team.

Sinnot and Deuce are not WRs.

Knowles, Brooks, and Warner are not elite in any way.  Knowles got second team honors and that's a stretch. Check the stats.

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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #492 on: December 10, 2022, 09:16:01 PM »
Purple Karen says all kinds of stupid crap.   :buh-bye:
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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #493 on: July 01, 2023, 07:58:21 PM »
Just finished the documentary on the Duggar family/their weird sect of “Christianity”. Makes me very concerned as to what Klein is into, guessing he’s a part of the same organization. Yikes.

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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #494 on: July 02, 2023, 09:01:50 AM »
Just finished the documentary on the Duggar family/their weird sect of “Christianity”. Makes me very concerned as to what Klein is into, guessing he’s a part of the same organization. Yikes.


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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #495 on: July 03, 2023, 04:02:10 PM »
collin is a christian which makes children of the lower order very anxious not being able to understand beyond the breath of their feelings in the shower.

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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #496 on: July 03, 2023, 04:41:59 PM »
collin is a christian which makes children of the lower order very anxious not being able to understand beyond the breath of their feelings in the shower.

Nobody has an issue with Collin being a Christian. Lots of people, myself included, have issue with Collin appearing to endorse those who don't adhere to the teachings of the Bible and who use Christianity as a political weapon to discriminate against others.

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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #497 on: July 03, 2023, 04:56:54 PM »
collin is a christian which makes children of the lower order very anxious not being able to understand beyond the breath of their feelings in the shower.

Be less weird.

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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #498 on: July 03, 2023, 10:20:47 PM »
collin is a christian which makes children of the lower order very anxious not being able to understand beyond the breath of their feelings in the shower.

Nobody has an issue with Collin being a Christian. Lots of people, myself included, have issue with Collin appearing to endorse those who don't adhere to the teachings of the Bible and who use Christianity as a political weapon to discriminate against others.

0 issue with Christianity, 0 issue with weirdo holier than thou christians(for the most part). I do have an issue with this growing sect of Christianity that believes in child abuse and spousal submission. It definitely seems likely that Klein grew up in this sort of household. I hope he’s no longer a part of that culture.

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« Reply #499 on: July 04, 2023, 09:52:22 AM »
0 issue with Christianity, 0 issue with weirdo holier than thou christians(for the most part). I do have an issue with this growing sect of Christianity that believes in child abuse and spousal submission. It definitely seems likely that Klein grew up in this sort of household. I hope he’s no longer a part of that culture.

feel the same way.

weird cause he seemed all goody toe shoes playing the mandolin and being a virgin. but if he's going to keep it to himself and not gundy it up, pumps out a bunch of little wildcats with his amazon wife, and win us a bunch of football games, it's all good.

like what if he's one of those weird christians that has 20 kids? we are set at qb/te for a long ass time