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what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« on: July 29, 2011, 01:01:59 AM »
1)He's big
2)His running skills are VERY GOOD! He proved this last year
3)He's a nice guy
4)He gives AMAZING! interviews.

Anyway, what if klein turns out to be amazing? I'm holding out hope that he's really friggin good. But if he was really good, i'm assuming we would have heard some "rumblings" from some sources, and i haven't heard much.

What do you guys think? Is there a chance? Or have i just taken too much nyquil again? hahah.  :D


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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2011, 01:11:37 AM »
Did you see him in the spring game? I have relatively high expectations for him. :zip:

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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2011, 01:31:55 AM »
0His throwing motion is kinda weird but he doesn't have to do much in our offense.  No way he's worse than CCQ (overall) and we scored the balls pretty well last year.  For right now, :teamck:  if he starts sucking really bad I'll go back to :teamtuggle: .  I would love to see what Sams could do but I think that's kinda like wondering what Harper could do.

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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2011, 01:43:51 AM »
We basically outed over 73 or more squawks on this board when we called the Juan Valdez Completion Percentage Coffman success well in advance last year.

And, we are calling it again.  Home Schoolz Kleiny Coff will EXCEED CCQ's numbers this year.  Bank your books on it.

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« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2011, 02:05:51 AM »
huh?

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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2011, 02:11:11 AM »
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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2011, 02:19:05 AM »
I am totally on teamck, I have high hopes for him and truly believe his passing has/is getting/gotten better!! I still replay a pretty long TD pass he had in the spring game that hit Tremaine Thompson in perfect stride.

If my memory is correct, it was something like that anyway. but yes i believe he has taken that next step, and wants to prove himself to everyone. He WILL come out and be a complete badass.

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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2011, 02:29:17 AM »
KSU offense will score at least 35 ppg this year.  Will it be enough?
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« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2011, 02:59:57 AM »
Love Coley and his thinly veiled remarks!

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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2011, 06:35:48 AM »
KSU offense will score at least 35 ppg this year.  Will it be enough?
Enough to go 6-6.

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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2011, 07:05:17 AM »
We basically outed over 73 or more squawks on this board when we called the Juan Valdez Completion Percentage Coffman success well in advance last year.

And, we are calling it again.  Home Schoolz Kleiny Coff will EXCEED CCQ's numbers this year.  Bank your books on it.

Juan Carlos Completion Percentage Valdez

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=5562.msg119941#msg119941

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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2011, 07:08:46 AM »
I think about CK being a badass every day.....but I also think about the defense going way beyond reasonable expectations and being average to almost good, too.
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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2011, 07:50:29 AM »
We basically outed over 73 or more squawks on this board when we called the Juan Valdez Completion Percentage Coffman success well in advance last year.

And, we are calling it again.  Home Schoolz Kleiny Coff will EXCEED CCQ's numbers this year.  Bank your books on it.

Juan Carlos Completion Percentage Valdez

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=5562.msg119941#msg119941

Going to have to get one of these warmed up for Kleiny Coff


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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2011, 07:55:27 AM »
I think I'm gonna make a collin klein firefox persona that nobody will use sometime soon.
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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2011, 08:03:48 AM »
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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #15 on: July 29, 2011, 08:06:27 AM »
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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #16 on: July 29, 2011, 08:08:26 AM »
keep in mind, we threw Klein out there to the wolves. He was out there without our two leading recievers. He was throwing to Bachamp and Quarles for chrissakes.

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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #17 on: July 29, 2011, 08:17:44 AM »
keep in mind, we threw Klein out there to the wolves. He was out there without our two leading recievers. He was throwing to Bachamp and Quarles for chrissakes.

Yeah, but every throw I saw him make ended up in the dirt about 10 yards in front of him. I don't think the receivers were to blame. Hopefully he's gotten better.

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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #18 on: July 29, 2011, 08:20:30 AM »
keep in mind, we threw Klein out there to the wolves. He was out there without our two leading recievers. He was throwing to Bachamp and Quarles for chrissakes.

Yeah, but every throw I saw him make ended up in the dirt about 10 yards in front of him. I don't think the receivers were to blame. Hopefully he's gotten better.

Beasley went through a similar phase.  He was always throwing god damn bounce passes during his first season.

I expect Kleiny to be every bit as good as Beasley.

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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #19 on: July 29, 2011, 08:21:30 AM »
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I expect Kleiny to be every bit as good as Beasley.

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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #20 on: July 29, 2011, 09:39:06 AM »
keep in mind, we threw Klein out there to the wolves. He was out there without our two leading recievers. He was throwing to Bachamp and Quarles for chrissakes.

Yeah, but every throw I saw him make ended up in the dirt about 10 yards in front of him. I don't think the receivers were to blame. Hopefully he's gotten better.

Beasley went through a similar phase.  He was always throwing god damn bounce passes during his first season.

I expect Kleiny to be every bit as good as Beasley.

Roberson did the bounce pass thing too.

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« Reply #21 on: July 29, 2011, 09:44:08 AM »
nobody did the bounce pass as well as allan evridge

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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #22 on: July 29, 2011, 09:49:34 AM »
We basically outed over 73 or more squawks on this board when we called the Juan Valdez Completion Percentage Coffman success well in advance last year.

And, we are calling it again.  Home Schoolz Kleiny Coff will EXCEED CCQ's numbers this year.  Bank your books on it.

Sounds like the groups are already starting to form...Team Kleiny Coff vs. Team Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)

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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #23 on: July 29, 2011, 09:56:52 AM »
keep in mind, we threw Klein out there to the wolves. He was out there without our two leading recievers. He was throwing to Bachamp and Quarles for chrissakes.

Yeah, but every throw I saw him make ended up in the dirt about 10 yards in front of him. I don't think the receivers were to blame. Hopefully he's gotten better.

Beasley went through a similar phase.  He was always throwing god damn bounce passes during his first season.

I expect Kleiny to be every bit as good as Beasley.

Roberson did the bounce pass thing too.

Look, I understand that QB's can get better, and I hope that's the case. Let's just not go crazy saying that CK is going to be as good as Coffman before we even see him throw a pass this year.

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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #24 on: July 29, 2011, 09:57:39 AM »
keep in mind, we threw Klein out there to the wolves. He was out there without our two leading recievers. He was throwing to Bachamp and Quarles for chrissakes.

Yeah, but every throw I saw him make ended up in the dirt about 10 yards in front of him. I don't think the receivers were to blame. Hopefully he's gotten better.

Beasley went through a similar phase.  He was always throwing god damn bounce passes during his first season.

I expect Kleiny to be every bit as good as Beasley.

Roberson did the bounce pass thing too.

Look, I understand that QB's can get better, and I hope that's the case. Let's just not go crazy saying that CK is going to be as good as Coffman before we even see him throw a pass this year.

Klein would have beat Missouri.