911 person: "911, what's your emergency?"
Wichitan(?): "Me and the old lady are headed to the golden cor-ral to get some grub and we just seen this big ole barr. he's really goin' to town on some poor bambi."
911 person: "A bear eating a deer?"
Wichitan: "Yep! God as my witness! I like to go hunting during football season, big KU fan."