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Re: travel thread
« Reply #2150 on: July 17, 2013, 03:18:24 PM »
when flying southwest (bp A1/A2), it's fun to jam your carry on into the overhead above the 2nd row and sit in the first and then watch person after person try to sit there only to be mushed by the stewardess when she tells them they can't stow their bag/purse/carry on.  anyone with decent boarding passes has already found a seat they want and chowed through the front overheads so dumbass gets up and goes to back of plane b/c they don't want to sit at the front and have their crap in the back.

I like coming in at like A40 or so and making the guy in row 2 alone in the aisle seat with his blazer on the middle seat (in hopes no one sits next to him) get up and take the window seat.

why would he move for you? 


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Re: travel thread
« Reply #2151 on: July 17, 2013, 03:42:33 PM »
Making aisle guy stand up so crusty can get the window.
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Re: travel thread
« Reply #2152 on: July 17, 2013, 08:35:59 PM »
12F is the correct primo Southwest seat. 

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« Reply #2153 on: July 17, 2013, 08:39:29 PM »
12F is the correct primo Southwest seat.

There is no primo seat on sw

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Re: travel thread
« Reply #2154 on: July 17, 2013, 08:44:58 PM »
12F is the correct primo Southwest seat.

There is no primo seat on sw

sliding scale.

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Re: travel thread
« Reply #2155 on: July 17, 2013, 09:13:43 PM »
I'm going to South Carolina this weekend. Will Frank be there?   :crossfingers: :love:

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Re: Re: travel thread
« Reply #2156 on: July 17, 2013, 09:20:25 PM »
12F is the correct primo Southwest seat.

There is no primo seat on sw

sliding scale.

What does that even mean

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Re: Re: travel thread
« Reply #2157 on: July 17, 2013, 09:23:40 PM »
12F is the correct primo Southwest seat.

There is no primo seat on sw

sliding scale.

What does that even mean

While SD is right that no seat on SWA is primo, if you have to be on SWA (ala only direct MCI -> LAS), that is the primo seat.  Sliding scale. 

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Re: travel thread
« Reply #2158 on: July 17, 2013, 10:02:43 PM »
Going to Chicago the weekend of Sept 14th for a bachelor party with like, 15 bros.

Staying in wrigleyville area at some sort of 3 story house you can rent out and rage at. Had originally planned to go to a cubs game but they are not in town, fortunately one of our friends knows a guy who has a 30' sea ray and is going to take us out to "The Playpen" on lake michigan saturday afternoon. Never heard of it before but apparently its party cove meets jersey shore on lake michigan, will be  :emawkid: :emawkid: :emawkid: my ass off all day.


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Re: travel thread
« Reply #2159 on: July 17, 2013, 10:03:29 PM »
whoever planned your bachelor party should be fired

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Re: travel thread
« Reply #2160 on: July 17, 2013, 10:04:15 PM »
Going to Chicago the weekend of Sept 14th for a bachelor party with like, 15 bros.

Staying in wrigleyville area at some sort of 3 story house you can rent out and rage at. Had originally planned to go to a cubs game but they are not in town, fortunately one of our friends knows a guy who has a 30' sea ray and is going to take us out to "The Playpen" on lake michigan saturday afternoon. Never heard of it before but apparently its party cove meets jersey shore on lake michigan, will be  :emawkid: :emawkid: :emawkid: my ass off all day.


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Re: travel thread
« Reply #2161 on: July 17, 2013, 10:04:27 PM »
whoever planned your bachelor party should be fired


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Re: travel thread
« Reply #2162 on: July 17, 2013, 10:04:58 PM »
Feel like an open invitation to anyone else here?

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Re: travel thread
« Reply #2164 on: July 18, 2013, 12:49:32 PM »
I'm heading to a place called Austin, TX.. Ever heard of it? me neither.. I hear they have a shitty bar district and some other things, obv. no manhattan. other suggestos?

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Re: travel thread
« Reply #2165 on: July 18, 2013, 12:50:13 PM »
I'm heading to a place called Austin, TX.. Ever heard of it? me neither.. I hear they have a shitty bar district and some other things, obv. no manhattan. other suggestos?

rusty tells you a concert to go to

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Re: travel thread
« Reply #2166 on: July 18, 2013, 12:52:56 PM »
that rusty.. prob tell me to hit up the local farmers market and bring back a painting..  :lol: typical michmichkrustycat

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Re: travel thread
« Reply #2167 on: July 18, 2013, 01:26:32 PM »
Look up goEMAW celeb Testy Westy

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Re: travel thread
« Reply #2168 on: July 18, 2013, 01:34:26 PM »
that rusty.. prob tell me to hit up the local farmers market and bring back a painting..  :lol: typical michmichkrustycat

when will you be there?

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Re: travel thread
« Reply #2169 on: July 18, 2013, 01:45:05 PM »
that rusty.. prob tell me to hit up the local farmers market and bring back a painting..  :lol: typical michmichkrustycat

when will you be there?
19th-22nd of sept. obviously most of saturday will be spent going wild for the cats

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Re: travel thread
« Reply #2170 on: July 18, 2013, 01:59:22 PM »
I'm going to South Carolina this weekend. Will Frank be there?   :crossfingers: :love:

No. 

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« Reply #2171 on: July 20, 2013, 04:40:42 PM »
Re the gov rate thing, this new place I'm at has a minibar that includes not only a "mini intimacy kit" but also a WALL-E Pez dispenser. So, all bases covered.
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: travel thread
« Reply #2172 on: July 20, 2013, 05:56:26 PM »
Re the gov rate thing, this new place I'm at has a minibar that includes not only a "mini intimacy kit" but also a WALL-E Pez dispenser. So, all bases covered.

the cosmopolitan in vegas has some interesting stuff in theirs

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« Reply #2173 on: July 20, 2013, 06:02:11 PM »
Re the gov rate thing, this new place I'm at has a minibar that includes not only a "mini intimacy kit" but also a WALL-E Pez dispenser. So, all bases covered.

the cosmopolitan in vegas has some interesting stuff in theirs

I'm also intimidated by the amount of organic booze in there. But $20 voucher so no looking back.
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Re: travel thread
« Reply #2174 on: July 20, 2013, 06:09:34 PM »
Re the gov rate thing, this new place I'm at has a minibar that includes not only a "mini intimacy kit" but also a WALL-E Pez dispenser. So, all bases covered.

the cosmopolitan in vegas has some interesting stuff in theirs

I'm also intimidated by the amount of organic booze in there. But $20 voucher so no looking back.

andaz hotels mini bars are free for non-booze stuff. they usually only have local stuff in them so it's pretty interesting sometimes for snacks and drinks and like lotions and stuff.