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Re: travel thread
« Reply #14050 on: February 18, 2022, 02:56:06 PM »
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Re: travel thread
« Reply #14051 on: February 18, 2022, 03:00:28 PM »
yeah international business class is absurdly wonderful. this is where delta points kind of suck compared to united/aa.

the only time i've been in business class international, mrs mocat and i were upgraded after boarding in premium economy. the flight attendant was like i'm sorry guys we're going to have to move you.... to the front! i only had gold status at the time iirc. absolutely incred. champagne before pushback, tumi toiletries bag, lie flat seats, i mean lmao

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Re: travel thread
« Reply #14052 on: February 18, 2022, 03:02:24 PM »
The longest flight I've taken ORD - HKG I had lay flat.  Holy hell.

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Re: travel thread
« Reply #14053 on: February 18, 2022, 03:14:38 PM »

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Re: travel thread
« Reply #14054 on: February 18, 2022, 03:41:01 PM »
The longest flight I've taken ORD - HKG I had lay flat.  Holy hell.

It's so goddamn good. Literally was a life goal of mine achieved last month, and it surpassed that expectation.
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Re: travel thread
« Reply #14055 on: February 18, 2022, 05:07:56 PM »
*Wacky, trying to blend in in first class*

Wacky: So, I can get four free booze drinks, right?

Flight Attendant: Sir, it's 8 in the morning, and the flight time is one hour. But technically, yes.

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But you have to add wacky doing this afterwards


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Re: travel thread
« Reply #14056 on: February 18, 2022, 05:38:49 PM »
go to :59 seconds.



If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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Re: travel thread
« Reply #14057 on: February 18, 2022, 08:12:58 PM »
*Wacky, trying to blend in in first class*

Wacky: So, I can get four free booze drinks, right?

Flight Attendant: Sir, it's 8 in the morning, and the flight time is one hour. But technically, yes.

 :lol:

But you have to add wacky doing this afterwards


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Re: travel thread
« Reply #14058 on: February 18, 2022, 08:13:23 PM »
booze (i'm not 20 anymore)

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Re: travel thread
« Reply #14059 on: February 19, 2022, 12:27:02 AM »
Arm rest point is huge. The flight out to Atlanta was miserable, because the dude in the middle seat took up both arm rests and had his legs wide out. He was deep in purple, so I let it slide. lol.

Middle seat always gets both arm rests.  The leg spread thing is bs though.

Not on United they don't. They put the DirecTV remote on the middle arm rest for the window seat.

When I flew back I got an exit row seat. I always pick my seat the night before and I pick a window seat with an empty middle next to it, which is usually an exit row seat. Anyway my middle seat was open, great. Not great, one of the flight attendant gave some back the plane, boarding group 5 dweller, a free upgrade to my empty middle seat. The guy literally has broader shoulders than I do and I have some hefty shoulders. Dude comes in with no shame, wedges his shoulders in so aggressively he moved my left shoulder forward. I was pissed. He silverbacked me. He instantly closed his eyes, acting like we was sleep, we were barely taxiing. I hardly ever watch the DirecTV on domestic flights but I remembered the remote was on the middle arm rest. So I "woke" his ass up, reclaimed my arm rest, and switched between the Olympics and Ridiculousness for the entirety of the flight. More importantly I had room for my left shoulder and arm.

I also took a picture of this dude all in my space, sent it to united telling them I didn't pay $100 to upgrade my seat to have someone who didn't pay a dime take my space. I got a refund and 5000 miles.

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Re: travel thread
« Reply #14060 on: February 19, 2022, 12:46:06 AM »
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If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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Re: travel thread
« Reply #14061 on: February 19, 2022, 02:52:02 AM »
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Re: travel thread
« Reply #14062 on: February 19, 2022, 09:02:52 AM »
That’s how you do it!

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Re: travel thread
« Reply #14063 on: March 02, 2022, 10:57:10 AM »
Southwest is having an awesome sale right now if you're ok with flying with peasants for pleasure.

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Re: travel thread
« Reply #14064 on: March 02, 2022, 01:51:41 PM »
I need Costa Rica flights to open for November.

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Re: travel thread
« Reply #14065 on: March 02, 2022, 01:58:19 PM »
They go there now? That’s awesome!

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Re: travel thread
« Reply #14066 on: March 02, 2022, 03:23:24 PM »
Ya. Just not on Saturday. Oddest thing.

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Re: travel thread
« Reply #14067 on: March 02, 2022, 04:13:37 PM »
Interesting

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Re: travel thread
« Reply #14068 on: March 03, 2022, 02:47:55 PM »
question for Deltacats:

Which is better: Comfort+ middle seat or exit row aisle with an empty middle?

Got approved for the challenge and I THINK I'm in good shape for a lie-flat upgrade on a transcon tonight. :gocho:

(obviously the comfort+ question is for a different flight)

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Re: travel thread
« Reply #14069 on: March 03, 2022, 02:52:16 PM »
Unless you really want the free drink and extra snacks, take the exit row.

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Re: travel thread
« Reply #14070 on: March 03, 2022, 03:10:09 PM »
Not a deltacat, but I can't imagine any scenario where a middle seat beats whatever the worst aisle seat is.
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Re: travel thread
« Reply #14071 on: March 03, 2022, 03:11:20 PM »
I also have never sat in a middle seat so maybe it's not as bad as I think  :dunno:
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Re: travel thread
« Reply #14072 on: March 03, 2022, 03:16:21 PM »
Middle seats are that bad

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Re: travel thread
« Reply #14073 on: March 03, 2022, 03:19:55 PM »
Yeah, and then you get dipshits who don't understand the middle-seat armrest rules.

*I've never sat in a middle seat, but I have been a dipshit aisle seater dominating the middle-seat armest.
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Re: travel thread
« Reply #14074 on: March 03, 2022, 03:43:28 PM »
Yeah, and then you get dipshits who don't understand the middle-seat armrest rules.

*I've never sat in a middle seat, but I have been a dipshit aisle seater dominating the middle-seat armest.
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