one time we were just snorkeling around like dumbasses in maui and a giant barracuda swam up on me and around me and then swam off and when we got out of the water I was like "holy crap did you see that big ass scary barracuda checking my meaty ass out to take a giant chomp out of me!?" and mrs. dave said "yeah, he was really fat" and I was confused and after about 10 minutes of back and forth I figured out she didn't know what a barracuda was and she thought the scary ones were the big fat ones that just sit there by the rocks and the barracuda wasn't scary because it was just long and skinny. "DID YOU SEE THE TEETH ON IT MRS. DAVE!?". she did not.