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« on: May 11, 2011, 08:15:49 PM »
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Re: lawns
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2011, 09:29:20 PM »
My Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) friend had all kinds of weeds in his lawn.  And I was like, "Dude, c'mon.  You gotta take care of those."  Next time I came over all his grass was dead.  Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) used RoundUp. 

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« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2011, 09:31:12 PM »
My Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) friend had all kinds of weeds in his lawn.  And I was like, "Dude, c'mon.  You gotta take care of those."  Next time I came over all his grass was dead.  Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) used RoundUp. 

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Is he the Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)?
sounds to me like he wont be sweating his off in the 100 degree+ summer mowing.

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Re: lawns
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2011, 09:34:02 PM »
He actually makes his wife do that.  But he did have to sweat his ass off planting grass seed.

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Re: lawns
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2011, 09:38:16 PM »
The mexican dudes that mow my lawn seem to enjoy my lawn. :ck:

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Re: lawns
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2011, 10:00:44 PM »
whenever i buy a house, i'm gonna have a kickass lawn.
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Re: lawns
« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2011, 10:06:18 PM »
Seriously though, it's worth it to pay Chemlawn (or whoever) to treat your lawn.  My grass is growing so well right now that I have to mow it twice a week.  That kinda sucks but it sure looks much better than last year.

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« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2011, 10:38:56 PM »
Chem lawn is good if your neighbor yards suck.

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Re: lawns
« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2011, 10:45:56 PM »
True that.  My neighbor's yard is rough ridin' dandelion city.  I haven't seen one in my yard this year.  :cool:

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Re: lawns
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2011, 01:39:42 AM »
Decided to have Blueville handle everything for me this year including the mowing. It sucks getting the bill, but they make it look a hell of a lot better than I did.

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Re: lawns
« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2011, 08:57:30 AM »
I live next to an open field (or at least it was before they just dozed it in preparation for more houses), and I've fought all kinds of devil weeds.  Dandelions especially.  I've sprayed all kinds of stuff, tried to keep it fertilized, etc.  My yard is really, really green, but it's just full of dandelions.

My plan is to keep killing them until I have a yard next to me and this isn't a problem anymore.

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« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2011, 09:12:57 AM »
yardwork really chaps my hide, ya know

recently bought a house and the previous owners obviously didn't give a crap about their lawn, so it is completely overtaken with weeds.  been working on trying to salvage it for over a year, and am about to just give up and till the whole thing and start over.

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Re: lawns
« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2011, 09:27:52 AM »
yardwork really chaps my hide, ya know

recently bought a house and the previous owners obviously didn't give a crap about their lawn, so it is completely overtaken with weeds.  been working on trying to salvage it for over a year, and am about to just give up and till the whole thing and start over.

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Probably best idea if you haven't seen results.  Before you completely destroy it, try aerating.  You can get one to pull behind a riding lawnmower for under $150.00.  This will help for weed killer, fertilizer, whatever from running off the surface since it seems like the soil is compacted.  Only weeds survive in compacted soil.  Also allow for all the good nutrients it's not getting to get deep down in the grass roots.  Can be difficult to get a bad lawn to look good, but once it's good... a person has to try hard to make it look bad again.
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Re: lawns
« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2011, 09:33:40 AM »
while we're on this subject, what's the best way to get rid of gophers?  cause i have one, and it's a pain in the ass.

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Re: lawns
« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2011, 09:38:02 AM »
while we're on this subject, what's the best way to get rid of gophers?  cause i have one, and it's a pain in the ass.

Flooding I've heard is one of the least toxic and environmentally friendly ways to get rid of them.
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Re: lawns
« Reply #15 on: May 12, 2011, 09:38:47 AM »
while we're on this subject, what's the best way to get rid of gophers?  cause i have one, and it's a pain in the ass.

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Re: lawns
« Reply #16 on: May 12, 2011, 09:42:58 AM »
Recurring fertilizer treatments are like oil changes..worth it cuz the materials and time at your cost are nearly the same. Fert guys are negotiable too. Don't buy all the treatments.

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Re: lawns
« Reply #17 on: May 12, 2011, 09:59:49 AM »
yardwork really chaps my hide, ya know

recently bought a house and the previous owners obviously didn't give a crap about their lawn, so it is completely overtaken with weeds.  been working on trying to salvage it for over a year, and am about to just give up and till the whole thing and start over.

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If the lawn is in really bad shape, it can take quite a while to bring back.  Most people don't have the patience or just aren't willing to put in the work.

I would suggest applying a pre-emergent herbicide in the spring, a couple of weeks before weeds start appearing.  Then, maintain a fertilizing & post-emergent herbicide schedule throughout the spring/summer/fall.  Then do some overseeding later into the fall.  Of course, you should be watering your lawn regularly as well.  Repeat this process for a couple of years and you'll see good results.

If you don't feel like waiting that long and have the cash, tear it all out and put in sod.  Then stick to your schedule so you don't lose it all to weeds.

If you tear it all out and simply reseed, you're still looking at a couple of years before you have a decently established lawn.

Anyway you slice it, keeping a nice lawn is a lot of work.  That's why you don't see very many of them.

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Re: lawns
« Reply #18 on: May 12, 2011, 10:14:50 AM »
I'm thinking about trying something like this but with less clutter

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Re: lawns
« Reply #19 on: May 12, 2011, 10:44:10 AM »
I'm thinking about trying something like this but with less clutter



Xeriscaping is great if you want to save water and reduce maintenance.  Not so good if you have kids and want them to be able to play in the yard.

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Re: lawns
« Reply #20 on: May 12, 2011, 10:54:10 AM »
I'm thinking about trying something like this but with less clutter



Xeriscaping is great if you want to save water and reduce maintenance.  Not so good if you have kids and want them to be able to play in the yard.

There's always the back yard.

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« Reply #21 on: May 12, 2011, 11:21:40 AM »
I'm thinking about trying something like this but with less clutter



Xeriscaping is great if you want to save water and reduce maintenance.  Not so good if you have kids and want them to be able to play in the yard.

There's always the back yard.

Yes, there is.  Figured wetwillie meant his entire yard.  Could be wrong on that.

Xeriscaping is also cool because you can get really creative with it.  Much more eye-popping than your typical grass lawn.

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« Reply #22 on: May 12, 2011, 11:24:43 AM »
Go with rock rather than mulch.

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« Reply #23 on: May 12, 2011, 11:35:51 AM »
Go with rock rather than mulch.

This.  Unless you enjoy putting new mulch down every year.
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« Reply #24 on: May 12, 2011, 11:43:05 AM »
Decided to have Blueville handle everything for me this year including the mowing. It sucks getting the bill, but they make it look a hell of a lot better than I did.

also looks like someone might been getting a sprinkler system. :chirpchirp: