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Re: Weight Room Slogans
« Reply #100 on: February 28, 2013, 09:53:00 PM »
"Peeing is just your fat peeing its pants"

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Re: Weight Room Slogans
« Reply #101 on: March 01, 2013, 09:30:12 AM »
"I hate leg day"

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Re: Weight Room Slogans
« Reply #102 on: March 01, 2013, 09:43:03 AM »
"You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.*

*Do not attempt without a spotter"

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Re: Weight Room Slogans
« Reply #103 on: March 05, 2013, 01:18:17 PM »

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Weight Room Slogans
« Reply #104 on: March 05, 2013, 01:29:56 PM »
My college roommate is a chiropractor. He was skeptical about this one:

"If your back hurts tying your shoes, you're doing something right."
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: Weight Room Slogans
« Reply #105 on: March 07, 2013, 11:50:24 PM »
I remember all the sousaphone players and a couple other dudes who thought they were hot crap would yell "BETTER" really loud, after they mumped up during practice and had to do something over. 

BETTER

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Re: Weight Room Slogans
« Reply #106 on: March 08, 2013, 12:06:32 AM »
Lift Well, Play Well

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Re: Weight Room Slogans
« Reply #107 on: March 08, 2013, 12:33:21 AM »
I remember all the sousaphone players and a couple other dudes who thought they were hot crap would yell "BETTER" really loud, after they mumped up during practice and had to do something over. 

BETTER

Did they look really angry when they said it and spit a little? If so, yes.
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Re: Weight Room Slogans
« Reply #108 on: March 08, 2013, 07:44:11 AM »
I remember all the sousaphone players and a couple other dudes who thought they were hot crap would yell "BETTER" really loud, after they mumped up during practice and had to do something over. 

BETTER
chunkles your post BETTER

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Re: Weight Room Slogans
« Reply #109 on: March 10, 2013, 09:51:59 PM »
"How much does that trophy weigh?  Make sure you can do that at least ten times."
Free edge up to defensive starters when opponents held under 10.

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Re: Weight Room Slogans
« Reply #110 on: March 11, 2013, 10:27:49 PM »
More Steroids More Wins

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Re: Weight Room Slogans
« Reply #111 on: March 12, 2013, 11:55:34 PM »
Play Good Football

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Re: Weight Room Slogans
« Reply #112 on: March 13, 2013, 12:10:34 AM »
Play Good Football

- 2012 KC Chiefs

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Re: Weight Room Slogans
« Reply #113 on: March 13, 2013, 09:30:00 AM »
I remember all the sousaphone players and a couple other dudes who thought they were hot crap would yell "BETTER" really loud, after they mumped up during practice and had to do something over. 

BETTER
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Re: Weight Room Slogans
« Reply #114 on: November 07, 2013, 05:23:13 PM »
Weight room slogans put over pictures involving alcohol:

http://imgur.com/a/i0Wt7?gallery

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Re: Weight Room Slogans
« Reply #115 on: November 07, 2013, 05:30:35 PM »
Weight room slogans put over pictures involving alcohol:

http://imgur.com/a/i0Wt7?gallery

Yes! saw metalhead's link on twitter. 



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Re: Weight Room Slogans
« Reply #116 on: November 07, 2013, 05:44:44 PM »

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Re: Weight Room Slogans
« Reply #117 on: November 07, 2013, 06:46:09 PM »
Weight room slogans put over pictures involving alcohol:

http://imgur.com/a/i0Wt7?gallery

omg this is great - i'm stealing it.

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Re: Weight Room Slogans
« Reply #118 on: November 07, 2013, 07:32:56 PM »

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Re: Weight Room Slogans
« Reply #119 on: November 07, 2013, 07:45:55 PM »
"EVERY SET YOU LIFT, MAKE IT 9 REPS "  cus it takes 9 wins to win the Dr. Pepper you know?
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Re: Weight Room Slogans
« Reply #120 on: November 07, 2013, 10:32:06 PM »

Love this, especially the pee stain and pad.  :ROFL:
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Re: Weight Room Slogans
« Reply #121 on: September 01, 2014, 10:22:23 PM »
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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« Reply #122 on: September 02, 2014, 12:22:13 AM »
could have sworn this was the "if the bar ain't bendin' you're just pretendin'" thread.

Yeah, kinda pissed I read all this for naught.

TBT first 3 posts  :blush:

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=13318.msg303267#msg303267

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Re: Weight Room Slogans
« Reply #123 on: September 02, 2014, 05:53:46 AM »
Shorter arms. Shorter lifts. :curse:

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Re: Weight Room Slogans
« Reply #124 on: September 03, 2014, 02:52:21 AM »
Went back and read through this thread.

The more steroids you take the quicker you can leave.

That isn't how that process works at all.