Author Topic: Weight Room Slogans (Read 32803 times)

steve dave · « **Reply #75 on:** May 20, 2011, 10:22:06 AM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on May 20, 2011, 10:10:08 AM

Quote from: steve dave on May 20, 2011, 07:26:24 AM
listen to me sing out loud to Kanye while doing 45 minutes on the elliptical

FYP

also do this...also Drake

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #76 on:** May 20, 2011, 02:28:17 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on May 20, 2011, 07:26:24 AM

listen to me sing out loud to Wayne while doing 45 minutes on the elliptical

Thos 2 assholes over on the bench are totally not members, they just know the guy upfront.

Tobias · « **Reply #77 on:** May 20, 2011, 08:34:22 PM »

Quote from: Benja on May 20, 2011, 12:41:51 AM

This morning, I did deal lifts until I literally crap myself. What did you do today to get better?

can't see the word "literally" without thinking rob lowe. in this case, it works.

steve dave · « **Reply #78 on:** May 20, 2011, 11:42:54 PM »

congrats on not having sleeves freako

hatingfrancisco · « **Reply #79 on:** May 23, 2011, 10:55:45 PM »

"Clean and Jerk like a Kansas Mentor would"

Pendergast · « **Reply #80 on:** May 23, 2011, 11:14:49 PM »

The more steroids you take the quicker you can leave.

Respect is earned, unless you strangle bitches with your huge muscles.

Trim · « **Reply #81 on:** May 29, 2011, 01:21:16 PM »

Clock that looks like a free weight that says "PUMP TIME".

goCats101 · « **Reply #82 on:** May 29, 2011, 06:03:22 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on May 20, 2011, 11:42:54 PM

congrats on not having sleeves freako

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #83 on:** February 27, 2013, 03:46:26 PM »

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #84 on:** February 27, 2013, 03:47:41 PM »

"The difference between you working out and me working out.. Is that I make this look good"

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #85 on:** February 27, 2013, 03:49:14 PM »

Quote from: Jakesie60 on February 27, 2013, 03:46:26 PM

Is it just the shadows, or does that guy on the poster to the right have really hairy hands?

CNS · « **Reply #86 on:** February 27, 2013, 03:50:15 PM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on February 27, 2013, 03:49:14 PM

Quote from: Jakesie60 on February 27, 2013, 03:46:26 PM

Is it just the shadows, or does that guy on the poster to the right have really hairy hands?

I would be interested in whoevs made that slogan's thoughts on sit up farts.

MadCat · « **Reply #87 on:** February 27, 2013, 03:57:31 PM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on February 27, 2013, 03:50:15 PM

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on February 27, 2013, 03:49:14 PM
Quote from: Jakesie60 on February 27, 2013, 03:46:26 PM

Is it just the shadows, or does that guy on the poster to the right have really hairy hands?

I would be interested in whoevs made that slogan's thoughts on sit up farts.

"Sit up farts are just your fat getting it's wind knocked out after being kicked in the nuts."

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #88 on:** February 27, 2013, 03:59:22 PM »

Sit Up Farts: If your pants are dry, keep going.

Brock Landers · « **Reply #89 on:** February 27, 2013, 04:00:09 PM »

Quote from: Jakesie60 on February 27, 2013, 03:46:26 PM

Really need to get that tattooed on my ever increasingly huge bicep. I'm referring, of course, to "DO NOT ENTER SMOOTHIE BAR UNLESS YOU'RE HERE FOR A BODPOD OR NUTRITION MEETING."

BRULL · « **Reply #90 on:** February 27, 2013, 04:06:04 PM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on February 27, 2013, 03:59:22 PM

Sit Up Farts: If your pants are dry, keep going.

Nice

MadCat · « **Reply #91 on:** February 27, 2013, 04:07:49 PM »

http://deadspin.com/5987379/sweat-is-just-your-fat-crying-says-weird-sign-in-alabama-weight-room

Quote

Some of the other signs they brainstormed:

TEARS ARE JUST YOUR EYES MENSTRUATING

FARTS ARE JUST YOUR BOWELS PRAYING

SEMEN IS JUST SEMEN, DESPITE WHAT SEEMS LIKE A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY FOR A DICK JOKE

DQ12 · « **Reply #92 on:** February 27, 2013, 05:46:08 PM »

could have sworn this was the "if the bar ain't bendin' you're just pretendin'" thread.

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #93 on:** February 27, 2013, 07:29:02 PM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on February 27, 2013, 05:46:08 PM

could have sworn this was the "if the bar ain't bendin' you're just pretendin'" thread.

Yeah, kinda pissed I read all this for naught.

MadCat · « **Reply #94 on:** February 27, 2013, 08:53:56 PM »

Apologies....ahem

An ounce of action is better than a ton of words

The more I sweat in peace, the less I bleed in war.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men should shut their yaps and lift more weights.

Ich.Gewinne · « **Reply #95 on:** February 27, 2013, 11:32:42 PM »

I wonder which one of the players is most like Ronnie Coleman in the weight room..

*EDIT*
much better, lmao

the KHAN! · « **Reply #96 on:** February 28, 2013, 08:19:27 AM »

Ronnie Coleman is probably incredibly arrogant, and rightly so.

MadCat · « **Reply #97 on:** February 28, 2013, 09:28:26 AM »

Finish this set for a Deer Antler Colada!

Bloodfart · « **Reply #98 on:** February 28, 2013, 04:11:56 PM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on February 27, 2013, 03:59:22 PM

Sit Up Farts: If your pants are dry, keep going.

The word.

kitten_mittons · « **Reply #99 on:** February 28, 2013, 04:52:06 PM »

Quote from: EMAWmeister on February 27, 2013, 07:29:02 PM

Quote from: Dlew12 on February 27, 2013, 05:46:08 PM
could have sworn this was the "if the bar ain't bendin' you're just pretendin'" thread.

Yeah, kinda pissed I read all this for naught.

Pretty sure that was a thread about a practice facility.