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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: fatty fat fat on May 11, 2011, 03:30:10 PM
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I love them.
I would put, something like
"Work hard today, make it look easy 2maro" on my weight room wall. And it would be in massive 72 "arial" font w/a flame trajecting along the top edge.
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I like "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH (followed by the sound of a 300 lb barbell dropping)"
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I pick things up and I put them down.
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Saw one at the Y last night: "no compromise is worth all your hard work".
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I pick things up and I put them down.
wow! nice dax! :D
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"pain is temporary"
or something
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Down this road, in a gym far away,
a young man was heard to say,
"no matter what i do, my legs won't grow"
he tried leg extensions, leg curls, and leg presses , too
trying to cheat, these sissy workouts he'd do.
from the corner of the gym where the WILDCATS train,
through a cloud of chalk and the midst of pain
where the noise is made with big forty fives,
a deep voice bellowed as he wrapped his knees.
a very big man with legs like trees.
laughing as he snatched another plate from the stack
chalking his hands and monstrous back,
said, "boy, stop lying and don't say you've forgotten,
the trouble with you is you ain't been SQUATTIN'. "
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Pain is Weakness Leaving the Body
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"YOU CAN REST WHEN YOU'RE DEAD"
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get swole like a champion today
and then punch it every time i exit/enter the room
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Work Hard to Get Hard
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BECAUSE SECOND PLACE IS THE FIRST LOSER
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:flush:
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Bust Yours to Kick Theirs
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"Girls like guys with big muscles." (signed by) -- Skinny Dudes
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"winners train, losers complain"
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Win the North
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Try harder.
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If you lift weights a really lot, you will have bigger muscles. - sign at gym where i work out some times
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"If you want to play... lift. If you want to win... lift and juice." - Probably written by a Simoneau (j/k!!!!) :peek:
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Do what you oughter, be a squatter.
Don't be stupid, be a smarty: do more curls instead of party.
When in doubt: more pushups.
HANG CLEANS MACHT FREI
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Sign outside of the weightroom.
Through these doors are ordinary people doing extraordinary things.
Indoors Large Font
The more you sweat in peace.
The less you bleed in war
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"pain is temporary"
Pride is forever.
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For Good or For Awesome?!?
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don't be a pussy???
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Do what you oughter, be a squatter.
Don't be stupid, be a smarty: do more curls instead of party.
When in doubt: more pushups.
HANG CLEANS MACHT FREI
I like all these.
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Pain is weakness leaving the body.... but if it hurts too much, well, you should probably stop because you might be doing it wrong.
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Pain is temporary, debilitating weight room injuries last forever.
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"Do Something"
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"What are you looking at? Get going."
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ad astra per aspra
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"Whatever You Do, pissclams Can Do It Better"
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Greg Marn(MHS Indian Flashback) once told me that by doing a certain type of situp you could increase your schlong size. So do those situps
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While you're in here working on your bench, your girl is riding some dude's face.
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"Wipe The Machines"
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eff it. let's go to five guys.
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"Lifting heavy objects will enable you to play football well for the KSU Q@S."
"You cannot reach your true potential unless you first change the potential energy of these weights."
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Greg Marn! :surprised:
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"You cannot reach your true potential unless you first change the potential energy of these weights."
goodness! :thumbsup:
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Excuses are the nails that built the house of failure.
Are you working harder than Texas?
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Take any fortune cookie fortune and embellish it. A few examples:
If you want the rainbow, you must to put up with the rain...in the weight room.
The first step to better times is to imagine them...and more pushups.
Any rough times are behind you...don't bend over.
You are talented in many ways...too bad none of them are football.
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"Here is a thought: winning is hard!!! If it was easy who would ever lose? Quitting is easy" - FrankMartinKSU
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Lift your weights. But, please, BE CAREFUL!!!
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Let's go have a dip in coach's office.
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"Win the North" :lol:
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Exit
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"Please, do work by accelerating these heavy masses over a given distance."
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F=M x A
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BELIEVE!
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power in x efficiency = power out
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"Good sirs, please thoroughly exhaust yourselves after each repetition so as to maximize your physical benefits from this workout. Thank you."
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"Some may say that mixing cornstarch with water makes a thixotropic fluid. They are WRONG: it is dilatant. Finish your set."
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"MCLWMW: More Criminals Lifting Weights, More Wins."
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Powerbars!
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Our weightroom is filled with weights, it is not filled with gold plated weights and 80" TVs: you are here to get stronger not to watch re-runs of the golden girls.
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Our weightroom is filled with weights, it is not filled with gold plated weights and 80" TVs: you are here to get stronger not to watch re-runs of the golden girls.
"Blanche can squat more than you. You FP, TC, ect."
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"I am bigger, stronger, and faster than you. Sincerely, Daniel Sams"
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"I am bigger, stronger, and faster than you. Sincerely, Daniel Sams"
"Whule you were reading this, Daniel Sams set another school squat record"
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"It's either here or Hale Library....yeah, that's what I thought,....."
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Remember..............Bend at the knees.
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Nose over toes....Bros before Hoes....
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There is a sign in the basketball weight room that says "Eat Like a Champion Today"
Makes me think of Kobayashi
:lick:
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We must, we must, we must improve our bust.
The bigger the better, the tighter the sweater.
We must, we must, we must improve our bust.
The Boys will come to us!
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Go Big or Go Home. ... Wait come back just work out a little and have a protien shake.
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Go Big or Go Home. ... Wait come back just work out a little and have a protien shake.
:lol:
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Go Big or Go Home. ... Wait come back just work out a little and have a protien shake.
If this ever goes up on a weights room in Vanier then "protein" MUST be spelled as "protien", otherwise it loses all of its power IMHO. :lynchmob:
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SWEAT
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That looks really rough ridin' heavy doesn't it
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If you don't sufficiently warm up your muscles before lifting, you will literally die
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Kevin Durants max bench was like 125 pounds in high school. That's how you knew he would end up a loser.
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This morning, I did deal lifts until I literally crap myself. What did you do today to get better?
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Load on a couple more plates. No, I'm not going to lift all that, but if I stand around it long enough people will probably assume I already have.
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Load on a couple more plates. No, I'm not going to lift all that, but if I still around it long enough people will probably assume I already have.
Good slogan.
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listen to me sing out loud to Wayne while doing 45 minutes on the elliptical
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listen to me sing out loud to Kanye while doing 45 minutes on the elliptical
FYP
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listen to me sing out loud to Kanye while doing 45 minutes on the elliptical
FYP
also do this...also Drake
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listen to me sing out loud to Wayne while doing 45 minutes on the elliptical
Thos 2 assholes over on the bench are totally not members, they just know the guy upfront.
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This morning, I did deal lifts until I literally crap myself. What did you do today to get better?
can't see the word "literally" without thinking rob lowe. in this case, it works.
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congrats on not having sleeves freako
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"Clean and Jerk like a Kansas Mentor would"
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The more steroids you take the quicker you can leave.
Respect is earned, unless you strangle bitches with your huge muscles.
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Clock that looks like a free weight that says "PUMP TIME".
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congrats on not having sleeves freako
:love:
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BEInj4GCQAAo8sF.jpg:large)
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"The difference between you working out and me working out.. Is that I make this look good"
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BEInj4GCQAAo8sF.jpg:large)
Is it just the shadows, or does that guy on the poster to the right have really hairy hands?
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BEInj4GCQAAo8sF.jpg:large)
Is it just the shadows, or does that guy on the poster to the right have really hairy hands?
I would be interested in whoevs made that slogan's thoughts on sit up farts.
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BEInj4GCQAAo8sF.jpg:large)
Is it just the shadows, or does that guy on the poster to the right have really hairy hands?
I would be interested in whoevs made that slogan's thoughts on sit up farts.
"Sit up farts are just your fat getting it's wind knocked out after being kicked in the nuts."
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Sit Up Farts: If your pants are dry, keep going.
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BEInj4GCQAAo8sF.jpg:large)
Really need to get that tattooed on my ever increasingly huge bicep. I'm referring, of course, to "DO NOT ENTER SMOOTHIE BAR UNLESS YOU'RE HERE FOR A BODPOD OR NUTRITION MEETING."
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Sit Up Farts: If your pants are dry, keep going.
:love: Nice
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http://deadspin.com/5987379/sweat-is-just-your-fat-crying-says-weird-sign-in-alabama-weight-room (http://deadspin.com/5987379/sweat-is-just-your-fat-crying-says-weird-sign-in-alabama-weight-room)
Some of the other signs they brainstormed:
TEARS ARE JUST YOUR EYES MENSTRUATING
FARTS ARE JUST YOUR BOWELS PRAYING
SEMEN IS JUST SEMEN, DESPITE WHAT SEEMS LIKE A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY FOR A DICK JOKE
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could have sworn this was the "if the bar ain't bendin' you're just pretendin'" thread.
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could have sworn this was the "if the bar ain't bendin' you're just pretendin'" thread.
Yeah, kinda pissed I read all this for naught.
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Apologies....ahem
An ounce of action is better than a ton of words
The more I sweat in peace, the less I bleed in war.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men should shut their yaps and lift more weights.
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I wonder which one of the players is most like Ronnie Coleman in the weight room..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZFtPxI8xSc
*EDIT*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8IJqc_kOfU much better, lmao
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Ronnie Coleman is probably incredibly arrogant, and rightly so.
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Finish this set for a Deer Antler Colada!
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Sit Up Farts: If your pants are dry, keep going.
The word.
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could have sworn this was the "if the bar ain't bendin' you're just pretendin'" thread.
Yeah, kinda pissed I read all this for naught.
Pretty sure that was a thread about a practice facility.
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"Peeing is just your fat peeing its pants"
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"I hate leg day"
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"You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.*
*Do not attempt without a spotter"
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My college roommate is a chiropractor. He was skeptical about this one:
"If your back hurts tying your shoes, you're doing something right."
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I remember all the sousaphone players and a couple other dudes who thought they were hot crap would yell "BETTER" really loud, after they mumped up during practice and had to do something over.
BETTER
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Lift Well, Play Well
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I remember all the sousaphone players and a couple other dudes who thought they were hot crap would yell "BETTER" really loud, after they mumped up during practice and had to do something over.
BETTER
Did they look really angry when they said it and spit a little? If so, yes.
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I remember all the sousaphone players and a couple other dudes who thought they were hot crap would yell "BETTER" really loud, after they mumped up during practice and had to do something over.
BETTER
chunkles your post BETTER
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"How much does that trophy weigh? Make sure you can do that at least ten times."
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More Steroids More Wins
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Play Good Football
- 2012 KC Chiefs
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Play Good Football
- 2012 KC Chiefs
:lol:
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I remember all the sousaphone players and a couple other dudes who thought they were hot crap would yell "BETTER" really loud, after they mumped up during practice and had to do something over.
BETTER
:peek:
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Weight room slogans put over pictures involving alcohol:
http://imgur.com/a/i0Wt7?gallery
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Weight room slogans put over pictures involving alcohol:
http://imgur.com/a/i0Wt7?gallery
Yes! saw metalhead's link on twitter.
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(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Faveragebrosbrewreview.files.wordpress.com%2F2012%2F10%2Farnie_top_quotes_milk_beer.jpg&hash=52d043543fcaa0b03089309809d001bce4646835)
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Weight room slogans put over pictures involving alcohol:
http://imgur.com/a/i0Wt7?gallery
omg this is great - i'm stealing it.
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"EVERY SET YOU LIFT, MAKE IT 9 REPS " cus it takes 9 wins to win the Dr. Pepper you know?
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Love this, especially the pee stain and pad. :ROFL:
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Here you go, guys.
http://www.angelfire.com/de/sickestpageever/nofears.html
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could have sworn this was the "if the bar ain't bendin' you're just pretendin'" thread.
Yeah, kinda pissed I read all this for naught.
TBT first 3 posts :blush:
http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=13318.msg303267#msg303267
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Shorter arms. Shorter lifts. :curse:
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Went back and read through this thread.
The more steroids you take the quicker you can leave.
That isn't how that process works at all.
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"Let your crushing insecurities fuel your workout today"
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http://www.clickhole.com/article/7-weightlifting-poems-will-get-you-pumped-2608
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:lol:
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:lol:
The Great War swallowed a generation.
Their screams were blanketed in a lethal hail of shells.
I am here among the ruins of the war-scarred Earth
Dutifully performing reps.
I’m benching 250 now,
Which is more than my older brother, who is still alive.
:lol:
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Reps become sets.
Sets become workouts.
In a far-off corner of the ocean a lobster
Scuttles into an undersea volcano on purpose.
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:lol:
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:lol:
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:lol:
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I mean... :lol:
When the Gym runs out of weights, I’ll lift my son.
He weighs about 100 pounds or so,
And it would give me a good workout
To lift him up and down as one would lift a barbell.
My son would stay quiet and rigid while I lift him up and down
And roar furiously as my muscles consume me.
He is a good boy.
He would stay very still and would be
A decent substitute for the weights I will miss dearly.
When the Gym runs out of weights, I’ll lift Gordon.
He is my neighbor, and he once told me
That he would never let me bench-press him,
But I think he was kidding.
I’d really have to push myself to the limit
When I am lifting my neighbor Gordon up and down to grow stronger.
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Reps become sets.
Sets become workouts.
In a far-off corner of the ocean a lobster
Scuttles into an undersea volcano on purpose.
Oh my god.
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"Workout one part of your body way more than any other and then point to it a lot and be like "yeeeaaaahhh".
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I dunno, it's like why even post my own after someone posts that website.
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Reps become sets.
Sets become workouts.
In a far-off corner of the ocean a lobster
Scuttles into an undersea volcano on purpose.
Been thinking about this puzzle for the past 24 hours...
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DON'T think about IT. LIVE about IT
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Lobster becomes (igneous) rock lobster
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Reps become sets.
Sets become workouts.
In a far-off corner of the ocean a lobster
Scuttles into an undersea volcano on purpose.
Been thinking about this puzzle for the past 24 hours...
It's beautiful
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Reps become sets.
Sets become workouts.
In a far-off corner of the ocean a lobster
Scuttles into an undersea volcano on purpose.
This is weighing on my soul
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Not many people understand what a pump is. It must be experienced to be understood. It is the greatest feeling that I get. I search for this pump because it means that that my muscles will grow when I get it. I get a pump when the blood is running into my muscles. They become really tight with blood. Like the skin is going to explode any minute. It’s like someone putting air in my muscles. It blows up. It feels fantastic.
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Put that on a weight room wall and all of a sudden it becomes TL;DNR
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Better?
I just use my muscles as a conversation piece, like someone walking a cheetah down 42nd Street.
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:love:
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I'm Afraid of my Muscles
I wake up every morning in terror.
Spying the looking glass, I see the freak before me, and I prepare to unleash him on the masses.
Lo, is this fair? Why have I been given this bulging curse?
Yet it is the burden I must bear. It is the price I must pay for my unwavering dedication.
So I try with all of my might to conceal the monster.
I cover him with a sleeveless hoodie and sweat pants, but these robes cannot disguise his disfigurement.
Cantaloupes instead of shoulders. Pythons instead of arms. The neck of a man? Nay, a cheese wedge.
I am the embodiment of simultaneous fear and envy by everyone who looks my way.
The line between a blessing and curse becomes blurred.
As I frantically annihilate my workout, the iron clangs through the halls of this gym as if I were beckoning diabolical demons from the deep.
Angry demons answer, in the form of my pump. I can feel them coursing though my garden hose veins, fueling my gains while making me even yet more hideous to the general population. My scuffle with perfection is over. At least for now.
Gym time complete, the struggle truly begins. Now I must leave my kind to face the mortals.
The other muscle-heads line up to bump my fist; the women give a tearful goodbye as I scoop up my duffle bag.
I leave my sanctuary and waken my Chevy Cavalier, which has been given the awful encumbrance of transporting my massive frame across town.
Yet another empty protein shaker bottle rings hollow as it joins the mass grave of its brethren on the passenger floor.
I have arrived at work, yet I remain still in my car; afraid to walk the lobby.
What have I done to deserve this? A circus freak; a supermodel. A science experiment gone terribly right. The pinnacle of man cast among mortals.
As the day progresses I can feel their stares. I can feel their envy. The women look at me as if I were a totally bangable version of Frankenstein's monster; I cannot fall for their Siren's songs, for they only want me for my gains.
The men know that I am the alpha. They despise me for it, yet they don't dare make an attempt on my throne. My eyes tell them that it is not my fault; yet my muscles cannot tell the same lie.
I must gain asylum. As the evening sun withdraws, I once again retreat to my fortress of solitude...Gold's Gym.
In here the big 45s clang and my fellow primates can feel somewhat comfortable in their tanned, taut skins. This is where I shall remain. This is where I shall grow, exist, and perish, all at once, until my lungs scream for oxygen and the Prince of Darkness within has been vanquished for just one more night.
My existence is the dichotomy of Lucifer himself. On the outside? Fearsome brute. Mammoth colossus. Savage animal. Yet on the inside? Leviathan. Titanous creature. Fiendish barbarian.
I guess those are all kind of the same. Thus is my curse. Everyone I meet fears my appearance. I fear me.
I pray that tomorrow I will wake up and see a man in the mirror. Yet the reality is that I will wake up and see the same terrifyingly beautiful creature that I saw today, and I fear what he may do.
I'm afraid of my muscles.
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2 long 4 a sign
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Heh.
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http://www.clickhole.com/article/7-weightlifting-poems-will-get-you-pumped-2608
I'm not sure whether to thank you for this link or not. After reading the poems, I gave them to one of my high school senior girls on the forensics squad noting I had found poetry for her to perform this year in competition. I thought I was making a joke.
She breaks them out this weekend in competition. I believe this one is what sold it to her.
Reps become sets.
Sets become workouts.
In a far-off corner of the ocean a lobster
Scuttles into an undersea volcano on purpose.
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Ol' Kirby Hocutt on as a freshman
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lol @ projected maxes
but seriously i need that poster how do i get it.
also need the one from like 4 years later where marlon charles and the gang had a bunch of heavy-duty chains draped over their shoulders
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also need the one from like 4 years later where marlon charles and the gang had a bunch of heavy-duty chains draped over their shoulders
I think maybe you're off - i seem to remember the 2002 schedule poster having some cats draped in chains
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Dlew, you're thinking of your Alice in Chains poster.
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Emo where did you see that poster at?
Tom
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Hi Tom, it was at a friend's house.
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also need the one from like 4 years later where marlon charles and the gang had a bunch of heavy-duty chains draped over their shoulders
I think maybe you're off - i seem to remember the 2002 schedule poster having some cats draped in chains
No, I remember looking at it in Ballards Sporting Goods when I was but a wee lil fatda
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lol @ projected maxes
but seriously i need that poster how do i get it.
also need the one from like 4 years later where marlon charles and the gang had a bunch of heavy-duty chains draped over their shoulders
My nephew had one of these hanging in his room as a kid.
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The 2000 one was good
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Those guise look like they could rip a whole stack of McGrowl Towels to shreds.