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Re: worlds of fun
« Reply #75 on: November 23, 2011, 01:42:02 PM »
One time at WoF I rode the one spinning ride that is like inside that little house/building and my wallet flew out of my pants into the seat but I didn't know it and then I realized it like 10 min later and I went back and somebody had turned in my wallet but the 50 bucks that was inside my wallet was gone.    
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Re: worlds of fun
« Reply #76 on: November 23, 2011, 01:45:31 PM »
I almost flew off one of there slides one time and died.

That's because you're so rough ridin' greasy, per filly.

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Re: worlds of fun
« Reply #77 on: November 23, 2011, 03:29:27 PM »
kc zoo is great.  people that complain about the walk are fat and lazy.


well i'm neither, so riddle that one for me, guy who has probably never been outside of kansas city or to another zoo in his entire life.


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Re: worlds of fun
« Reply #78 on: November 23, 2011, 03:35:15 PM »
kc zoo is great.  people that complain about the walk are fat and lazy.


well i'm neither, so riddle that one for me, guy who has probably never been outside of kansas city or to another zoo in his entire life.


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you still didn't riddle my riddle, walky mcwalksalot. also, the kc zoo would easily be the worst out of the five that you've apparently been to, so calling it "great" is more than misleading. i'd call it flat out lying personally. this is the internet though and full of faceless names and such so i kind of expect it.
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Re: worlds of fun
« Reply #79 on: November 23, 2011, 03:56:22 PM »
Loads of great memories of Worlds of Fun.  I will probably go more over the next year as well....haven't been in about 10 years.

The season pass thing is per person, right?

Would be nice to be able to go over there for some later evenings, when the place is clearing out.

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Re: worlds of fun
« Reply #80 on: November 23, 2011, 04:09:50 PM »
I have a KC Zoo pass and it gets me into Omaha for like $6.  Gonna go this year(say this every year but haven't been yet).

rumblings the kc zoo is sad and makes people feel bad for the animals and junk.  confirm?


I never do, but maybe that is more of an indictment of me?   :dunno:

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« Reply #81 on: November 23, 2011, 04:18:08 PM »
Loads of great memories of Worlds of Fun.  I will probably go more over the next year as well....haven't been in about 10 years.

The season pass thing is per person, right?

Would be nice to be able to go over there for some later evenings, when the place is clearing out.

yeah. right now it's 75/adult and 60/per kid. free parking if you buy a season pass.
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Re: worlds of fun
« Reply #82 on: November 23, 2011, 06:33:29 PM »
In the 2 years I lived in Omaha I went to the zoo 3 or 4 times (no kids), it's a great zoo, plus baby gorillas  :love:

Pro tip: If you get the season pass unlimited imax movies are included (imax with orphan baby elephants and gorillas  :love:  the baby part not the orphan part)

Pro tip #2: get imax tickets early it usually sells out
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« Reply #83 on: November 23, 2011, 08:25:07 PM »
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Re: worlds of fun
« Reply #84 on: November 24, 2011, 12:30:31 AM »
there was a this american life that featured worlds of fun not too long ago.  liked hearing a local treasure being presented to the world.
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Re: worlds of fun
« Reply #85 on: November 24, 2011, 12:39:48 AM »
there was a this american life that featured worlds of fun not too long ago.  liked hearing a local treasure being presented to the world.
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Re: worlds of fun
« Reply #86 on: November 24, 2011, 12:44:47 AM »
there was a this american life that featured worlds of fun not too long ago.  liked hearing a local treasure being presented to the world.

yes, true rags to rags story.  iirc there's a (much older) epi in great bend/hoisington involving prom/tornados.  i couldn't really get into the amusement park one.  sorry wof dude, i was probably distracted or something.

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« Reply #87 on: November 24, 2011, 12:47:52 AM »
go to worlds of fun at night, many shitty kids are not there and camp snoopy erupts into a wonderland of visual excitement.  I think it's camp snoopy that has the neat lighting.  Check with staff about camp snoopy being wonderlandish at night prior to visit.  

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Re: worlds of fun
« Reply #88 on: November 24, 2011, 12:56:16 AM »
SPOILER: [spoiler]Omaha zoo's large glass dome is just a desert with minimal animals and various desert plant things.  NOT EPCOT SPACESHIP EARTH.[/spoiler]
ALSO:  [spoiler]Epcot spaceship earth is NOT EPCOT SPACESHIP EARTH, if EPCOT SPACESHIP EARTH meant a place for fun rides and spaceships and aliens.[/spoiler]

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Re: worlds of fun
« Reply #89 on: November 24, 2011, 04:15:00 AM »
god rough ridin' dammit. its like how many times can i keep cranking these gorilla balls threads and not get credit. its exhausting. go c@s i guess.  :frown:

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Re: worlds of fun
« Reply #90 on: November 24, 2011, 09:15:36 AM »
god rough ridin' dammit. its like how many times can i keep cranking these gorilla balls threads and not get credit. its exhausting. go c@s i guess.  :frown:

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Re: Worlds of Fun
« Reply #91 on: November 24, 2011, 09:52:11 AM »


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Re: Worlds of Fun
« Reply #92 on: November 25, 2011, 03:14:42 PM »
So I never finished better than 4th at the Grand Prix Raceway, and I always considered myself a pretty good driver... 
I always seemed to get the "slow car."    :flush:

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Re: worlds of fun
« Reply #94 on: July 10, 2012, 03:57:59 PM »
also, oceans of fun? that place seems like it would be pretty horrible with a couple of little kids. you can add it to the wof pass for like another ten bucks a person or so but i'm guessing i don't want to. seems gross. thoughts?


yeah, seems gross.  do not do.


can confirm grossness of oof. did not take my own advice here and should have. wwf is a little better than i expected and oof is maybe a little grosser. i've been to both recently so hit me up w/ any off or wof questions. i'm now the board expert.

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« Reply #96 on: July 10, 2012, 04:20:29 PM »
Don't do it! White trashy doesn't even begin to explain that place. I almost flew off one of there slides one time and died. Don't do it rick, just don't do it!

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« Reply #97 on: July 10, 2012, 05:05:30 PM »
Last time I went to WoF they let a mentally challenged person cut in line in front of me (Mamba). The line guy said it was their policy to do that. Then they asked her if she wanted to ride again, and of course she did. You guessed it, park policy. I gave up trying to ride the Mamba.
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« Reply #98 on: July 10, 2012, 05:06:28 PM »
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