Worlds of Fun

[AppleJack]

It's been 15+ years since I've been and I want to go back but I don't want to be near fat, sticky, loud, toothless hayseeds that bring their funnel cakes and fat sausage fingers on the rides with me. This is a problem. I just want to ride a roller coaster in peace with other clean, ultra-sophisticated EMAW's. :(

[kitten_mittons]

It's been 15+ years since I've been and I want to go back but I don't want to be near fat, sticky, loud, toothless hayseeds that bring their funnel cakes and fat sausage fingers on the rides with me. This is a problem. I just want to ride a roller coaster in peace with other clean, ultra-sophisticated EMAW's. :(

I'm pretty sure those are 60% of the people that go to any amusement park.  You should just take flying lessons or go skydiving or something.

[wetwillie]

It's been 15+ years since I've been and I want to go back but I don't want to be near fat, sticky, loud, toothless hayseeds that bring their funnel cakes and fat sausage fingers on the rides with me. This is a problem. I just want to ride a roller coaster in peace with other clean, ultra-sophisticated EMAW's. :(

Why haven't you rented the place for a private party yet?  IRS has a freeze on your foreign accounts?

[jtksu]

Go during the week.  Much less people, shorter lines.

[Johnny Wichita]

It's been 15+ years since I've been and I want to go back but I don't want to be near fat, sticky, loud, toothless hayseeds that bring their funnel cakes and fat sausage fingers on the rides with me. This is a problem. I just want to ride a roller coaster in peace with other clean, ultra-sophisticated EMAW's. :(

WOFPak? 

[pissclams]

World of Fun?  More like Worlds of Dumb.   Save your money and just pretend to have an ounce of class for a minute.  Do you see guys like Brad Pitt at amusement parks?  What about David Beckham?  No, the obvious answer is no.  You don't.  

The point of going to an amusement park is to be amused.  Change what amuses you or just relegate yourself to your natural lot in life- hanging with the sausage fingered hayseeds and meth heads who think the line at the Orient Express is mecca.

[AppleJack]

It's been 15+ years since I've been and I want to go back but I don't want to be near fat, sticky, loud, toothless hayseeds that bring their funnel cakes and fat sausage fingers on the rides with me. This is a problem. I just want to ride a roller coaster in peace with other clean, ultra-sophisticated EMAW's. :(

WOFPak? 

Yeah - we could get real weird with it. We could get one of those old time photo thingies and then ride the Viking Voyager.

[WillieWatanabe]

World of Fun?  More like Worlds of Dumb.   Save your money and just pretend to have an ounce of class for a minute.  Do you see guys like Brad Pitt at amusement parks?  What about David Beckham?  No, the obvious answer is no.  You don't.  

Not sure Clams can be anymore of a dumbass. 

http://dalje.com/en-celebrities/pitt-and-jolie-take-children-to-amusement-park/64027

http://sillypro.com/2008/06/12/beckhams-do-disney/

[AppleJack]

World of Fun?  More like Worlds of Dumb.   Save your money and just pretend to have an ounce of class for a minute.  Do you see guys like Brad Pitt at amusement parks?  What about David Beckham?  No, the obvious answer is no.  You don't.  

Not sure Clams can be anymore of a dumbass. 

http://dalje.com/en-celebrities/pitt-and-jolie-take-children-to-amusement-park/64027

http://sillypro.com/2008/06/12/beckhams-do-disney/

Ohhhh snap 

[pissclams]

THE FURY OF THE NILE...THE FURY!

World of Fun?  More like Worlds of Dumb.   Save your money and just pretend to have an ounce of class for a minute.  Do you see guys like Brad Pitt at amusement parks?  What about David Beckham?  No, the obvious answer is no.  You don't.  

Not sure Clams can be anymore of a dumbass.  

http://dalje.com/en-celebrities/pitt-and-jolie-take-children-to-amusement-park/64027

http://sillypro.com/2008/06/12/beckhams-do-disney/

who is the bigger dumbass, me- the guy who knows  that those trips to the park were staged media events, or you- the guy who's diary has an autographed picture of some massive dumbass on its cover like the lead singerfrom menudo?

[Stevesie60]

It's been 15+ years since I've been and I want to go back but I don't want to be near fat, sticky, loud, toothless hayseeds that bring their funnel cakes and fat sausage fingers on the rides with me. This is a problem. I just want to ride a roller coaster in peace with other clean, ultra-sophisticated EMAW's. :(

WOFPak? 

 

[MeatSauce]

a group of guys could easily ComboPak OoF-WoFPak

[Johnny Wichita]

It's been 15+ years since I've been and I want to go back but I don't want to be near fat, sticky, loud, toothless hayseeds that bring their funnel cakes and fat sausage fingers on the rides with me. This is a problem. I just want to ride a roller coaster in peace with other clean, ultra-sophisticated EMAW's. :(

WOFPak?  

Yeah - we could get real weird with it. We could get one of those old time photo thingies and then ride the Viking Voyager.

I'm in, as long as Pfeff isn't invited.  That guy gives me the creeps.  

[AppleJack]

It's been 15+ years since I've been and I want to go back but I don't want to be near fat, sticky, loud, toothless hayseeds that bring their funnel cakes and fat sausage fingers on the rides with me. This is a problem. I just want to ride a roller coaster in peace with other clean, ultra-sophisticated EMAW's. :(

WOFPak?  

Yeah - we could get real weird with it. We could get one of those old time photo thingies and then ride the Viking Voyager.

I'm in, as long as Pfeff isn't invited.  That guy gives me the creeps.  

 

[Benja]

There's this giant barrel ride thing at WOF that you just get in and it spins around real fast and you like stick to the walls and stuff... well I like puked on it when I was 10 and the puke stuck to me and it was funny/horrible.

[yoga-like_abana]

Confession, I don't like roller coasters or the spinny twirly rides either. whew I feel better.

[AppleJack]

Confession, I don't like roller coasters or the spinny twirly rides either. whew I feel better.

Maybe you should stick to Le Taxi Tour 

[hemmy]

Worlds of Fun is actually pretty good for a place like KC.  Certainly not a world class park but it has some good rides.

[DQ12]

Confession, I don't like roller coasters or the spinny twirly rides either. whew I feel better.

Maybe you should stick to Le Taxi Tour 

Yeah, my niece told me that Camp Snoopy was "really neat."  I'll wave at you from the nearby Timberwolf.

[Saulbadguy]

I like to tip the viking voyager boat to the side on turns to fill it with water.

[pissclams]

I like to tip the viking voyager boat to the side on turns to fill it with water.

i'm sure you don't have much of a problem accomplishing that feat. 

[Saulbadguy]

I like to tip the viking voyager boat to the side on turns to fill it with water.

i'm sure you don't have much of a problem accomplishing that feat. 

Gotta get everyone to lean over at the same time.

[pissclams]

I like to tip the viking voyager boat to the side on turns to fill it with water.

i'm sure you don't have much of a problem accomplishing that feat. 

Gotta get everyone to lean over at the same time.

Saul Boatload Guy

[kitten_mittons]

I like to tip the viking voyager boat to the side on turns to fill it with water.

i'm sure you don't have much of a problem accomplishing that feat. 

Gotta get everyone to lean over at the same time.

Saul Boatload Guy

lol, he called Saul fat.

That's funny.

[Saulbadguy]

I like to tip the viking voyager boat to the side on turns to fill it with water.

i'm sure you don't have much of a problem accomplishing that feat. 

Gotta get everyone to lean over at the same time.

Saul Boatload Guy

lol, he called Saul fat.

That's funny.

I'm a "boat load" of trouble for pissclams.