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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #650 on: December 22, 2011, 09:01:27 AM »
Getting to fat to go pheasant hunting, and then trying to go pheasant hunting, but then just being a blocker all day.

WTF :confused:

Also can someone tell me why pheasant hunting here is seemingly more important/popular than other bird hunting seasons like duck, quail, turkey, etc.?

I always have hunted pheasant and quail at the same time. I think it's most popular because it's the easiest.

My brother-in-law took me duck hunting for the first time over Thanksgiving. Seemed pretty easy. I mean, no walking.

yeah, but did you have to deal with water at all?

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #651 on: December 22, 2011, 09:10:22 AM »
Getting to fat to go pheasant hunting, and then trying to go pheasant hunting, but then just being a blocker all day.

WTF :confused:

Also can someone tell me why pheasant hunting here is seemingly more important/popular than other bird hunting seasons like duck, quail, turkey, etc.?

I always have hunted pheasant and quail at the same time. I think it's most popular because it's the easiest.

My brother-in-law took me duck hunting for the first time over Thanksgiving. Seemed pretty easy. I mean, no walking.

yeah, but did you have to deal with water at all?

Not really. Just sitting in the blind next to a lake (<--probably already on this list).

The blind had a heater. And a coffee pot. And a car battery rigged to a power strip to charge your cell phone.
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #652 on: December 22, 2011, 09:17:26 AM »
As a white midwesterner, i've never hunted in my life. :dunno:

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #653 on: December 22, 2011, 09:22:28 AM »
As a white midwesterner, i've never hunted in my life. :dunno:

Other than fetching quail for my uncles when I was little, this was my first time. Before I move, my bro-in-law promised to take me "porkchopping" though. Not sure if real, but would do.
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #654 on: December 22, 2011, 09:36:35 AM »
Duck and goose hunting is much harder and more expensive. Requires special gun loads (steel or tungsten shot). Also require additional licensing in a waterfowl stamp.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #655 on: December 22, 2011, 10:21:22 AM »
Not really. Just sitting in the blind next to a lake (<--probably already on this list).

The blind had a heater. And a coffee pot. And a car battery rigged to a power strip to charge your cell phone.

Do you think that duck blind built itself and installed a heater and power strip?

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #656 on: December 22, 2011, 11:45:45 AM »
Not really. Just sitting in the blind next to a lake (<--probably already on this list).

The blind had a heater. And a coffee pot. And a car battery rigged to a power strip to charge your cell phone.

Do you think that duck blind built itself and installed a heater and power strip?

Well, as far as I'm concerned it did. Also, it's "disguised" with pieces from an old Christmas tree.
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #657 on: December 22, 2011, 02:43:31 PM »
Duck and goose hunting is much harder and more expensive. Requires special gun loads (steel or tungsten shot). Also require additional licensing in a waterfowl stamp.


Hahahahaha, whatever bro.

FTR, midwesterners like pheasant hunting.  I don't like pheasant hunting.  Now I kill quite a few every year and I'm happy to do so but they are incidential to hunting other species like quail, chickens, huns, and sharpies.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #658 on: December 30, 2011, 02:31:30 PM »
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #659 on: December 30, 2011, 06:34:41 PM »
asking people to suggest names for their dogs, ponies or children.
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #660 on: December 30, 2011, 08:08:51 PM »
asking people to suggest names for their dogs, ponies or children.

Well isn't that passive aggressive.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #661 on: December 30, 2011, 08:20:48 PM »
asking people to suggest names for their dogs, ponies or children.

Well isn't that passive aggressive.
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #662 on: January 29, 2012, 10:00:53 PM »
PACE Picante Sauce...hoping this gets the thread back on track.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #663 on: February 14, 2012, 02:54:58 PM »
posting pictures of the ugly flowers their hick husband/bf bought them for valentines day

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #664 on: February 14, 2012, 02:58:18 PM »
buying their hick wives ugly flowers for valentines day

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #665 on: February 14, 2012, 03:35:30 PM »
Celebrating "Single's Awareness Day"

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #666 on: February 14, 2012, 05:45:25 PM »
chocolates

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #667 on: February 14, 2012, 05:59:43 PM »
chocolates

You know what else white mid-westerners like?  Oxygen. LOL hayseeds.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #668 on: February 14, 2012, 06:08:43 PM »
Calling it VD Day hur hur hur

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #669 on: February 14, 2012, 08:59:35 PM »
Fishing some hapless lobster out of a tank at Hyvee then over cooking them for Valentine's day.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #670 on: February 14, 2012, 11:36:28 PM »
Saw a bunch of dumbass rubes waiting in line to buy shitty flowers at Dillon's this afternoon.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #671 on: February 15, 2012, 02:02:47 AM »

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #672 on: May 11, 2012, 04:05:10 PM »
Headed to my bro's lake house at the Ozarks after work, stop at superwalmart on the way, may do some late night catfishing tonight after I arrive, pound some light domestic brews, wake up and make breakfast(pork products included), load up the boat tomorrow and cove out, drink copious amounts of light domestic brews, grill out(beef products).

yup, its a good life.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #673 on: May 11, 2012, 05:04:28 PM »
Headed to my bro's lake house at the Ozarks after work, stop at superwalmart on the way, may do some late night catfishing tonight after I arrive, pound some light domestic brews, wake up and make breakfast(pork products included), load up the boat tomorrow and cove out, drink copious amounts of light domestic brews, grill out(beef products).

yup, its a good life.

My best friend down here moved to Cali last fall.  His family has a lakehouse and pontoon boat at Tenkiller, but the only people who used it were his cousin and him.  We would go out there every other weekend and do just that.  I'm jealous of you ben ji.   
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #674 on: May 12, 2012, 03:16:50 AM »
Throw in noodling and subtract meth and fear of colored people this thread is _fan's life.

If everyone was doing this thread right it would be 98% of this board's life  :dubious:

98% of this board is white?  :sdeek: