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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #625 on: December 02, 2011, 11:46:30 PM »
Scratch tickets

Window paint

Racist jokes

Pizza Hut

Bullshitting

Infomercials


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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #626 on: December 04, 2011, 05:40:44 PM »
4 Leaf Clovers

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #627 on: December 04, 2011, 07:52:11 PM »
Cotton Bowls
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #628 on: December 05, 2011, 09:53:17 AM »
eating fried foods covered with Ranch in movie theaters
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #629 on: December 05, 2011, 11:02:59 AM »
yelling and typing

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #630 on: December 07, 2011, 01:35:12 PM »
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #631 on: December 07, 2011, 02:30:59 PM »
Light up Lawn Nativity scenes

Scarves

SIlver cars

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #632 on: December 07, 2011, 03:17:25 PM »
Dressing up your car as a reindeer.
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #633 on: December 07, 2011, 03:20:10 PM »
Dressing up your car as a reindeer.

holy crap
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #634 on: December 07, 2011, 03:33:01 PM »
Dressing up your car as a reindeer.

as a white midwesterner I can confirm I would like the crap out of this

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #635 on: December 07, 2011, 04:28:37 PM »
i saw a d-bag army guy at ft. sill driving an escalade truck today with reindeer antlers on the windows.   :flush:

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #636 on: December 07, 2011, 04:32:58 PM »
Taking family pictures in front of rusty/broken down things.
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #637 on: December 07, 2011, 05:03:25 PM »
Taking family pictures in front of rusty/broken down things.


My friend and his wife took their Christmas card pic in front of a seedy looking abandoned warehouse    :facepalm:

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #638 on: December 07, 2011, 05:37:06 PM »
Taking family pictures in front of rusty/broken down things.


My friend and his wife took their Christmas card pic in front of a seedy looking abandoned warehouse    :facepalm:

Mods, merge threat with MOAP 2.5 thread. 

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #639 on: December 07, 2011, 08:21:20 PM »
Taking family pictures in front of rusty/broken down things.


My friend and his wife took their Christmas card pic in front of a seedy looking abandoned warehouse    :facepalm:

Mods, merge threat with MOAP 2.5 thread. 

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #640 on: December 19, 2011, 11:04:35 PM »
Referring to the local Target store as "Tar-Zhay"

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #641 on: December 19, 2011, 11:12:49 PM »
Referring to the local Target store as "Tar-Zhay"

White, but not midwesterny.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #642 on: December 20, 2011, 08:02:44 AM »
Referring to the local Target store as "Tar-Zhay"

White, but not midwesterny.

at this point, i think we can conclude is that no matter where you live, if you do these things, you're white and  midwestern.


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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #643 on: December 20, 2011, 08:08:40 AM »
Jay-Cee Pen-ay
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #644 on: December 21, 2011, 10:09:59 AM »
Referring to the local Target store as "Tar-Zhay"

and "Wally World"

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #645 on: December 21, 2011, 05:05:06 PM »
Getting to fat to go pheasant hunting, and then trying to go pheasant hunting, but then just being a blocker all day.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #646 on: December 21, 2011, 05:45:01 PM »
pheasant hunting

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #647 on: December 21, 2011, 10:16:24 PM »
Getting to fat to go pheasant hunting, and then trying to go pheasant hunting, but then just being a blocker all day.

WTF :confused:

Also can someone tell me why pheasant hunting here is seemingly more important/popular than other bird hunting seasons like duck, quail, turkey, etc.?
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #648 on: December 21, 2011, 10:27:35 PM »
Getting to fat to go pheasant hunting, and then trying to go pheasant hunting, but then just being a blocker all day.

WTF :confused:

Also can someone tell me why pheasant hunting here is seemingly more important/popular than other bird hunting seasons like duck, quail, turkey, etc.?

I always have hunted pheasant and quail at the same time. I think it's most popular because it's the easiest.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #649 on: December 22, 2011, 06:11:44 AM »
Getting to fat to go pheasant hunting, and then trying to go pheasant hunting, but then just being a blocker all day.

WTF :confused:

Also can someone tell me why pheasant hunting here is seemingly more important/popular than other bird hunting seasons like duck, quail, turkey, etc.?

I always have hunted pheasant and quail at the same time. I think it's most popular because it's the easiest.

My brother-in-law took me duck hunting for the first time over Thanksgiving. Seemed pretty easy. I mean, no walking.
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