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Title: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: EMAWmeister on April 22, 2011, 12:30:14 AM
1.) Ranch Dressing
2.) Free Refills
3.) Housing Developments
4.) Meth


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Post by: theswo on April 22, 2011, 03:47:57 AM
Two and a half men
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Post by: chum1 on April 22, 2011, 05:47:36 AM
overeating
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Post by: Do Work Son on April 22, 2011, 06:34:00 AM
Natty Light
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Post by: Cire on April 22, 2011, 06:57:10 AM
Olive garden
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 07:13:58 AM
pot luck fare
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Post by: jdagg2003 on April 22, 2011, 07:21:49 AM
My hayseed roommate pretty much enjoys all of the above, I had to sit through far to much two and a half men.

Also Miracle Whip 
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Post by: wetwillie on April 22, 2011, 07:22:08 AM
Self service car washes
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Post by: OK_Cat on April 22, 2011, 07:59:06 AM
Dr Pepper
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Post by: fatty fat fat on April 22, 2011, 08:01:25 AM
wow. do i love free refills.
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Post by: Joker on April 22, 2011, 08:02:45 AM
Support our troops ribbons/bumper stickers.
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Post by: michigancat on April 22, 2011, 08:03:40 AM
beef
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:06:27 AM
republicans
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Post by: WildcatNkilt on April 22, 2011, 08:08:11 AM
4-H
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:09:14 AM
yards
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Post by: kso_FWN on April 22, 2011, 08:10:45 AM
pick-up trucks
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Post by: Joker on April 22, 2011, 08:12:06 AM
Walmart.

Burning stuff.

Killing animals.
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:12:27 AM
pta
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:12:38 AM
local politics
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Post by: WildcatNkilt on April 22, 2011, 08:12:50 AM
pick-up trucks

Ford/Cheve/Dodge
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:13:09 AM
fireworks
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:13:26 AM
getting the mail
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:13:39 AM
iced tea
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Post by: OK_Cat on April 22, 2011, 08:13:51 AM
monster trucks/monster truck shows
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Post by: OK_Cat on April 22, 2011, 08:14:03 AM
rodeos
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Post by: kso_FWN on April 22, 2011, 08:14:14 AM
channel catfish
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:14:56 AM
attending all of their child's sport/school/club events
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:15:31 AM
pretending not to be afraid of black people
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:16:18 AM
fixing stuff themselves
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:17:59 AM
journey
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:18:20 AM
road trips
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:19:01 AM
keeping mugs in the freezer for special occasions
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Post by: Joker on April 22, 2011, 08:19:56 AM
Sunflower seeds.

Pliers.

Funnel Cakes.
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:20:50 AM
edging their yard that was mentioned above
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:21:41 AM
lowes
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:22:18 AM
frugality
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:23:19 AM
retirement plans
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:23:40 AM
puzzles
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Post by: _33 on April 22, 2011, 08:23:48 AM
Walk-ons
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Post by: Joker on April 22, 2011, 08:24:08 AM
Coupons.

Feeding birds.

Horseshoes.
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:24:29 AM
coca cola (the crap, not the drink, though also the drink in diet form)
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:24:57 AM
low gas prices
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Post by: kso_FWN on April 22, 2011, 08:25:25 AM
lowes menards
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:25:38 AM
sleigh beds
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:26:36 AM
st. patricks day/oktoberfest/cinco de mayo
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Post by: Joker on April 22, 2011, 08:27:12 AM
Antiques.

Grilling.

Yard art.
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:28:08 AM
dogs
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Post by: kso_FWN on April 22, 2011, 08:28:13 AM
pulled pork
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Post by: Chingon on April 22, 2011, 08:28:20 AM
judging other people's lifestyles
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:28:57 AM
judgesing other people's lifestyles

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Post by: Cire on April 22, 2011, 08:29:34 AM
applebees
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:29:58 AM
happy hour
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Post by: Joker on April 22, 2011, 08:30:56 AM
Driving in mud.

Woodworking.

Bingo.

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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:31:51 AM
decks
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:32:22 AM
softball/golf leagues
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Post by: Chingon on April 22, 2011, 08:34:15 AM
knowing where you "come from", "no, where do you really come from".
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:36:09 AM
having a toy room for the kids
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Post by: Joker on April 22, 2011, 08:36:24 AM
Telling jokes.

Casinos.

Float trips.
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:36:33 AM
taking a babysitter on family vacations
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:37:43 AM
smores
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Post by: Johnny Wichita on April 22, 2011, 08:38:08 AM
happy hour

Nope.  Illegal.    
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:38:18 AM
girl scout cookies
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Post by: Johnny Wichita on April 22, 2011, 08:39:04 AM
Religious email forwards. 
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Post by: Joker on April 22, 2011, 08:39:24 AM
Finding mushrooms.

Pancake feeds.

Ice cream socials.
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Post by: WildCatzPhreak on April 22, 2011, 08:39:38 AM
moonshine
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Post by: Joker on April 22, 2011, 08:40:45 AM
Going shopping in the city.

Rubber boots.

Bonfires.
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Post by: WildcatNkilt on April 22, 2011, 08:41:20 AM
vacationing in Colorado
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:42:25 AM
not drinking soda during lent
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Post by: OK_Cat on April 22, 2011, 08:42:32 AM
couponing
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:42:50 AM
stay at home moms
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Post by: WildCatzPhreak on April 22, 2011, 08:43:10 AM
gossiping about:
how others raise their kids
who doesn't go to church regularly
new people in town
people with foreign made cars
non traditional clothing styles
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Post by: WildCatzPhreak on April 22, 2011, 08:43:55 AM
treating local high school football games like an event
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:44:29 AM
church leagues
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:45:02 AM
taking a half day on friday
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Post by: WildCatzPhreak on April 22, 2011, 08:45:37 AM
bowling
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Post by: WildCatzPhreak on April 22, 2011, 08:45:48 AM
farm equipment
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Post by: Joker on April 22, 2011, 08:45:59 AM
Throwing pennies in the mall fountain.

Scratch tickets.

Four wheelers.
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Post by: WildCatzPhreak on April 22, 2011, 08:46:09 AM
weather and the impact on crops
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:46:37 AM
acting personally affronted when near a smoker
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Post by: michigancat on April 22, 2011, 08:47:50 AM
Seeing bald eagles in the wild
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:47:55 AM
life insurance
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:48:13 AM
Seeing bald eagles in the wild

oh man, that is a good one
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Post by: WildCatzPhreak on April 22, 2011, 08:48:27 AM
bragging about flying on discount airlines
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Post by: WildCatzPhreak on April 22, 2011, 08:48:52 AM
hunting
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Post by: Joker on April 22, 2011, 08:49:16 AM
Souvenirs.

Cruising main street.

Branson.
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:49:35 AM
large childrens play sets in the yard
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Post by: OK_Cat on April 22, 2011, 08:49:59 AM
belt buckles (big)
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:50:03 AM
calculating their mpg
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Post by: Kat Kid on April 22, 2011, 08:50:09 AM
keeping mugs in the freezer for special occasions

Oh man.  That was a little close to home.

I will add upper midwesterners (Chicago) also love keeping their valuables in the freezer.
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Post by: WildCatzPhreak on April 22, 2011, 08:51:10 AM
Four wheeling
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Post by: Saulbadguy on April 22, 2011, 08:51:22 AM
strawberry bagels
cruising and choosing a "turn around spot"(usually the local sonic)
bragging about their mothers cooking
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Post by: WildCatzPhreak on April 22, 2011, 08:51:33 AM
Country music
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Post by: WildCatzPhreak on April 22, 2011, 08:51:53 AM
Mudding
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Post by: michigancat on April 22, 2011, 08:52:27 AM
Having a favorite college team room in the basement
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Post by: Joker on April 22, 2011, 08:52:45 AM
Going to yard sales.

Demolition derbies.

Potato guns.

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Post by: WildCatzPhreak on April 22, 2011, 08:52:51 AM
Talking about a monstrous 12 point buck they almost had but got away.
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:53:52 AM
watching the discovery channel
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Post by: WildCatzPhreak on April 22, 2011, 08:54:35 AM
watching the discovery channel
and the history channel
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:55:22 AM
personal watercraft
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Post by: WildCatzPhreak on April 22, 2011, 08:55:39 AM
bass fishing
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:55:49 AM
having a lake house
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:56:14 AM
disney world
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:57:07 AM
daycares that are just your neighbor's wife
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Post by: Joker on April 22, 2011, 08:57:25 AM
Antique Roadshow.

Having kids.

Flying flags.
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Post by: WildCatzPhreak on April 22, 2011, 08:57:33 AM
buying and storing huge amounts of meat in a designated meat freezer
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:57:52 AM
owning a trampoline
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:58:22 AM
multi car garages with designated extra stall for yard equipment/boat
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Post by: WildCatzPhreak on April 22, 2011, 08:58:52 AM
big xii football
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:59:34 AM
fresh air
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Post by: Pett on April 22, 2011, 08:59:55 AM
low gas prices (and making way too big of a deal about it).
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Post by: WildCatzPhreak on April 22, 2011, 09:00:38 AM
country stampede
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Post by: Joker on April 22, 2011, 09:00:54 AM
Knowing a colored person.

Eating at buffets.

Putting political signs in their yard.
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 09:00:57 AM
olive garden. :peek:

Olive garden
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Post by: WildCatzPhreak on April 22, 2011, 09:02:27 AM
being patriotic
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 09:02:46 AM
having a fat wallet
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Post by: WildCatzPhreak on April 22, 2011, 09:02:58 AM
having a fat wallet
made of real leather
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Post by: WildCatzPhreak on April 22, 2011, 09:03:26 AM
Levi jeans
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 09:03:57 AM
having a designated spot in your car/truck for change
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 09:04:29 AM
fountain drinks
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Post by: hemmy on April 22, 2011, 09:04:56 AM
weather and the impact on crops

nailed it
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Post by: Joker on April 22, 2011, 09:05:22 AM
Raffle tickets.

Skipping rocks.

Homecoming.
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Post by: MeatSauce on April 22, 2011, 09:06:18 AM
Stonewashed jeans from Sears/JCPenny
"Kids Eat Free" nights at restaurants
community 4th of July fireworks displays
Penny/Nickel Ads
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Post by: WildCatzPhreak on April 22, 2011, 09:06:46 AM
buffets
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Post by: Saulbadguy on April 22, 2011, 09:07:30 AM
watching the discovery channel
and the history channel
and bragging about it like it's some sort of accomplishment.
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Post by: Joker on April 22, 2011, 09:08:00 AM
Rain gauges.

Disputing how much rain they got.

Thermometers.
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Post by: Saulbadguy on April 22, 2011, 09:08:31 AM
prayer requests
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Post by: WildcatNkilt on April 22, 2011, 09:09:10 AM
Anyone else getting the warm-fuzzy feeling reading these?   :love:  Love midwest.
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Post by: WildCatzPhreak on April 22, 2011, 09:09:18 AM
north face
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Post by: Saulbadguy on April 22, 2011, 09:10:01 AM
oklahoma joes
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Post by: Kat Kid on April 22, 2011, 09:10:52 AM
Kraft Cheese
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Post by: Kat Kid on April 22, 2011, 09:11:31 AM
Radio Headset at sporting events
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Post by: WildCatzPhreak on April 22, 2011, 09:11:46 AM
fireworks, especially illegal ones that make really loud noises
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Post by: WildCatzPhreak on April 22, 2011, 09:13:32 AM
living in neighborhoods full of other white midwesterners
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Post by: Joker on April 22, 2011, 09:14:15 AM
Pocket knives.

Street dances.

Talking about how much they can drink.
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Post by: WildCatzPhreak on April 22, 2011, 09:15:49 AM
Radio Headset at sporting events
you have the word filter on?  :surprised:
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Post by: Joker on April 22, 2011, 09:26:40 AM
Firm handshakes.

Camo.

Amish baked goods.
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 09:28:41 AM
chips and salsa
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 09:29:43 AM
knowing what kind of engine your car/truck/suv/van has including horsepower and mpg figures
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Post by: Johnny Wichita on April 22, 2011, 09:30:12 AM
frequent flyer miles
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 09:31:46 AM
dvd collections
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 09:35:03 AM
owning desktop computers
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Post by: Joker on April 22, 2011, 09:35:27 AM
Listening to scanners.

Renting movies.

Carhartt coats.

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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 09:36:24 AM
giving the pet a christmas present
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Post by: Kermit on April 22, 2011, 09:37:46 AM
Slap Bracelets

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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 09:38:53 AM
living through their children
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 09:39:46 AM
watching recorded sporting events they've already watched
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Post by: Kermit on April 22, 2011, 09:40:18 AM
QuikTrip
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Post by: Joker on April 22, 2011, 09:41:02 AM
America's Funniest Videos.

Sharing recipes.

Driving around looking at Christmas lights.
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Post by: WildCatzPhreak on April 22, 2011, 09:42:51 AM
Bob Sagat
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 09:43:02 AM
bragging about their former high school winning state football
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Post by: WildCatzPhreak on April 22, 2011, 09:44:12 AM
Friday Night Lights
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Post by: Joker on April 22, 2011, 09:48:06 AM
On a somewhat related note.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA9TvKeWkic&feature=player_embedded
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Post by: AbeFroman on April 22, 2011, 09:50:39 AM
tax breaks for multi billion dollar corporations and their CEOs
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Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on April 22, 2011, 10:11:42 AM
Commemorative plates 
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Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on April 22, 2011, 10:17:40 AM
knick knacks

mail box baseball

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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 10:19:27 AM
drinking and driving
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Post by: kso_FWN on April 22, 2011, 10:19:54 AM
Dorothy Lynch
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Post by: Kermit on April 22, 2011, 10:21:30 AM
Your Mama jokes
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Post by: OK_Cat on April 22, 2011, 10:24:19 AM
western movies
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 10:27:17 AM
action movies
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Post by: mcmwcat on April 22, 2011, 10:29:28 AM
american football
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Post by: OK_Cat on April 22, 2011, 10:29:51 AM
jackie chan
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 10:30:20 AM
the chicago cubs
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Post by: Johnny Wichita on April 22, 2011, 10:30:58 AM
limestone yard signs with your name and favorite team logo
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Post by: MeatSauce on April 22, 2011, 10:33:25 AM
yard scarecrows in the fall
Seasonal decorations for front porch/yard/garden, etc.
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Post by: WildcatNkilt on April 22, 2011, 10:34:16 AM
other white midwesterners
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 10:36:36 AM
discussing their peers on goEMAW.com
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Post by: Kat Kid on April 22, 2011, 10:40:31 AM
Radio Headset at sporting events
you have the word filter on?  :surprised:

lol yes.  But that's not a filtered word.
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 22, 2011, 10:43:26 AM
trick or treating

drinking in garage with neighbors
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Post by: fatty fat fat on April 22, 2011, 10:44:44 AM
rest stations on highways.
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 10:47:14 AM
complainging about sermon length
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Post by: EllToPay on April 22, 2011, 10:50:51 AM
direct flights


:frown:
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 22, 2011, 10:51:11 AM
satellite t.v.
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Post by: Fedor on April 22, 2011, 10:54:00 AM
Cheese.
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Post by: TBL on April 22, 2011, 11:03:51 AM
Tailgating for high school games

Caravans for away high school games
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on April 22, 2011, 11:07:20 AM
dollar night
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Post by: wetwillie on April 22, 2011, 11:09:04 AM
face painting
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Post by: Fedor on April 22, 2011, 11:09:52 AM
Pie.
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Post by: Fedor on April 22, 2011, 11:13:04 AM
chicken nuggets
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Post by: Fedor on April 22, 2011, 11:15:02 AM
Lady Gaga
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Post by: OK_Cat on April 22, 2011, 11:15:34 AM
Lady Gaga

jokes on you, everybody loves gaga. 
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 11:16:08 AM
not buying something at an eatery because they could make it better at home for less
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on April 22, 2011, 11:17:38 AM
immediately going to whatever new place just opened.
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 22, 2011, 11:20:09 AM
AOL
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 11:20:13 AM
filling a shopping cart completely full with groceries
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Post by: Fedor on April 22, 2011, 11:23:28 AM
Joining a labor union
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Post by: kso_FWN on April 22, 2011, 11:23:44 AM
Gravy, lots of it.
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Post by: wetwillie on April 22, 2011, 11:24:03 AM
Joining a labor union

you are really bad at this
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Post by: Fedor on April 22, 2011, 11:24:39 AM
Black coffee
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Post by: Chingon on April 22, 2011, 11:26:41 AM
german potato salad
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Post by: Fedor on April 22, 2011, 11:28:41 AM
Joining a labor union

you are really bad at this

The steel industry which used to be located in the upper midwest is laughing right in your dumb face.
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Post by: Fedor on April 22, 2011, 11:34:02 AM
311
Jack Johnson
OAR
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Post by: OK_Cat on April 22, 2011, 11:38:32 AM
fedor doesn't get this
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Post by: Fedor on April 22, 2011, 11:41:55 AM
fedor doesn't get this
I get it, just not toeing the line...
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Post by: CNS on April 22, 2011, 11:43:46 AM
bland mexican food with lots of sour cream and liquid cheese on top(disgusting) 
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Post by: Breakfast on April 22, 2011, 11:47:00 AM
godfathers after church every sunday
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Post by: Fedor on April 22, 2011, 11:48:12 AM
John Wayne
Nebraska Football
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 11:51:57 AM
smoking pot with their friends on special occasions when their parents watch the kids
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 11:52:40 AM
food network
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Post by: Joker on April 22, 2011, 11:54:42 AM
Going to Bass Pro/Cabelas for the afternoon.

Blue collars.

Cutting wood.

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Post by: Fedor on April 22, 2011, 11:57:13 AM
Family game night
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Post by: WillieWatanabe on April 22, 2011, 12:01:12 PM
tighty whiteys
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Post by: Joker on April 22, 2011, 12:01:23 PM
Watching Cops.

Casseroles.

Successful white athletes.
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Post by: WillieWatanabe on April 22, 2011, 12:01:40 PM
hankies
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 12:02:05 PM
sportscenter
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 12:05:54 PM
feeling uncomfortable about non-white thread turning overtly racist
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 12:14:13 PM
telling people how many times they've been to the ocean
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 12:14:35 PM
cruise ships
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 12:15:34 PM
spf 80
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 12:16:24 PM
teen mom
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 12:17:06 PM
people magazine
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 12:17:17 PM
NPR (but especially telling people how much they like NPR)
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Post by: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 12:18:44 PM
betting each other five bucks
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Post by: chunkles on April 22, 2011, 12:33:57 PM
Tom Clancy Novels
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Post by: chunkles on April 22, 2011, 12:35:10 PM
Will Smith
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Post by: Kat Kid on April 22, 2011, 12:36:09 PM
heading out to the lake
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Post by: Kat Kid on April 22, 2011, 12:36:34 PM
coozy and folding chair innovations
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Post by: Kat Kid on April 22, 2011, 12:36:59 PM
deal they just made on insurance or a used car
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Post by: Kat Kid on April 22, 2011, 12:37:23 PM
arts and crafts festivals
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Post by: Kat Kid on April 22, 2011, 12:38:06 PM
shaved ice
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Post by: Saulbadguy on April 22, 2011, 12:39:30 PM
Hanging out in parking lots
Wearing clothes with the American flag on them
Thanking soldiers for their service
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Post by: Saulbadguy on April 22, 2011, 12:40:53 PM
Having one Channukah song to sing at the elementary school christmas pagent
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Post by: kso_FWN on April 22, 2011, 12:45:21 PM
Living in the "revitalized" part of town
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Post by: EMAWmeister on April 22, 2011, 12:46:36 PM
SONIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Kat Kid on April 22, 2011, 12:50:17 PM
Living in the "revitalized" part of town

wow.  why don't you just come out and say it?
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Post by: michigancat on April 22, 2011, 12:51:26 PM
Explaining to others that steak sauce ruins their steak.
Explaining to others that cooking a steak beyond medium rare ruins their steak.
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Post by: Kat Kid on April 22, 2011, 12:53:48 PM
Explaining to others that steak sauce ruins their steak.
Explaining to others that cooking a steak beyond medium rare ruins their steak.

 :lol:
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Post by: wetwillie on April 22, 2011, 12:54:57 PM
(http://www.bestofasseenontv.com/FirstStateQuartersMap/FirstStateQuartersMap1.jpg)
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Post by: kso_FWN on April 22, 2011, 12:56:31 PM
Living in the "revitalized" part of town

wow.  why don't you just come out and say it?

 :eye:
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Post by: kso_FWN on April 22, 2011, 12:57:17 PM
Explaining to others that steak sauce ruins their steak.
Explaining to others that cooking a steak beyond medium rare ruins their steak.

 :lol:

This is an excellent one.*

*mostly b/c its true.
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Post by: chunkles on April 22, 2011, 01:02:33 PM
fanny packs
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Post by: Fedor on April 22, 2011, 01:03:16 PM
Obesity
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 22, 2011, 01:07:39 PM
playing in lawn sprinklers
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Post by: chunkles on April 22, 2011, 01:13:39 PM
fish mailboxes
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Post by: chunkles on April 22, 2011, 01:17:13 PM
housing developments that are brown, light brown, tan, khaki, dark brown, and dark umber.
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Post by: chunkles on April 22, 2011, 01:20:34 PM
commemorative plates
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Post by: chunkles on April 22, 2011, 01:22:36 PM
enormous wood decks
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Post by: Fedor on April 22, 2011, 01:23:08 PM
housing developments that are brown, light brown, tan, khaki, dark brown, and dark umber.

Johnson County beige
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Post by: michigancat on April 22, 2011, 01:26:23 PM
canvas totes

"life is good" shirts, hats, mugs, etc.
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Post by: MeatSauce on April 22, 2011, 01:29:47 PM
doing the book checkout/rent thing from Cracker Barrels on a road trip.
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on April 22, 2011, 01:42:04 PM
Farmer's Market
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on April 22, 2011, 01:42:55 PM
Cutting down their own Christmas Tree.  Picking their own halloween pumpkin.
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on April 22, 2011, 01:47:17 PM
LOST/The Office/Glee etc. Parties for the season finale.
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on April 22, 2011, 01:49:57 PM
The Home of the Chiefs, 101 the FOX
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on April 22, 2011, 01:51:23 PM
Sam's Club/Cosco

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Post by: Cartierfor3 on April 22, 2011, 01:59:28 PM
Arcade Fire at Starlight.
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Post by: 1/64th on April 22, 2011, 02:27:48 PM
$6 Polo Shirts at Old Navy
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Post by: CNS on April 22, 2011, 02:51:19 PM
BBQ - home made and bought
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Post by: WildCatzPhreak on April 22, 2011, 03:26:34 PM
At page 10 we should do a tally and see how many of these apply to goEMAW posters to see who is the fairest (skinned) of them all.
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on April 22, 2011, 03:28:31 PM
getting angry at pedestrians and bike riders
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Post by: DQ12 on April 22, 2011, 04:02:30 PM
Wayne Brady

Tubing
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Post by: ew2x4 on April 22, 2011, 04:14:53 PM
Going to the "crick".
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Post by: Paul Moscow on April 22, 2011, 04:28:13 PM
watching dogs wrestle
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Post by: DQ12 on April 22, 2011, 04:38:10 PM
Answering "Happy Holidays" with "Merry Christmas."
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Post by: Do Work Son on April 22, 2011, 04:39:36 PM
Apple pie
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Post by: TBL on April 22, 2011, 04:40:28 PM
Non-white ladies
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Post by: Saulbadguy on April 22, 2011, 04:53:11 PM
going to the lake
going camping
going to bonnaroo
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Post by: EMAWmeister on April 23, 2011, 12:56:40 AM
housing developments that are brown, light brown, tan, khaki, dark brown, and dark umber.

Johnson County beige

hey eff you, my house is johnson county beige
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 23, 2011, 01:19:53 AM
king size candy bars
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 23, 2011, 01:20:21 AM
decorating the house and yard for Christmas
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 23, 2011, 01:21:12 AM
watching the neighbors to make sure that they aren't ruining their land value
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 23, 2011, 01:21:30 AM
HOA's
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 23, 2011, 01:22:18 AM
Telling other people how well they tip and all the benefits that they get at their favorite restaurants because they tip so well.
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 23, 2011, 01:22:51 AM
running 5k's
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 23, 2011, 01:23:35 AM
freedom fries
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 23, 2011, 01:24:36 AM
saving receipts
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 23, 2011, 01:25:35 AM
wearing button down shirts and blue jeans to semi-formal events
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 23, 2011, 01:26:16 AM
worrying about the national debt
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 23, 2011, 01:30:03 AM
going on road trips
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 23, 2011, 01:31:08 AM
white running backs
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 23, 2011, 01:38:09 AM
fried chicken
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Post by: OlatheWildcat on April 23, 2011, 10:36:41 AM
Sweater vests
Book Clubs
"Army Wives" on Lifetime
Keeping your old textbooks
Church 3 times a week

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Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 23, 2011, 11:47:55 AM
Tobacco

Theme parties
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Post by: CrushNasty on April 23, 2011, 11:51:42 AM
Tobacco


Damn. It finally came up in the last post of this thread.  Me going through 8 pages w/o "tobacco" =  :bracketmouse:
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Post by: CrushNasty on April 23, 2011, 11:52:25 AM
Sending cards for every holiday on the calendar
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Post by: CrushNasty on April 23, 2011, 11:52:49 AM
Sitting in the bed of their truck
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Post by: CrushNasty on April 23, 2011, 11:54:09 AM
printing birthday cards from their home computer (more recently e-cards!)
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Post by: CrushNasty on April 23, 2011, 11:54:41 AM
Yard work
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Post by: CrushNasty on April 23, 2011, 11:55:15 AM
Great Wolf Lodge
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Post by: CrushNasty on April 23, 2011, 11:55:53 AM
TJ Maxx
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Post by: CrushNasty on April 23, 2011, 11:56:18 AM
Overtime
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Post by: CrushNasty on April 23, 2011, 11:57:01 AM
Listening to country songs about drinking on the weekends
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Post by: CrushNasty on April 23, 2011, 11:57:26 AM
Turtle shells, bird feathers, snakeskins, etc.
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Post by: CrushNasty on April 23, 2011, 11:57:50 AM
Raffle/Lottery Tickets
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Post by: CrushNasty on April 23, 2011, 11:58:26 AM
nickel and penny slots
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Post by: CrushNasty on April 23, 2011, 11:59:22 AM
Loving their grandkids more than their kids.

Loving their grandkids more than their kids love their kids.
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Post by: CrushNasty on April 23, 2011, 12:00:33 PM
Horsepower
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Post by: CrushNasty on April 23, 2011, 12:01:18 PM
Pitch (5 pt, 10 pt, etc.)
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Post by: OlatheWildcat on April 23, 2011, 12:31:55 PM
Promise rings
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Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on April 23, 2011, 02:41:06 PM
Catsup/Ketchup
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Post by: steve dave on April 23, 2011, 08:55:04 PM
Promise rings

lol, great addition
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Post by: chunkles on April 23, 2011, 08:58:46 PM
neighborhood covenants
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Post by: chunkles on April 23, 2011, 09:00:20 PM
purity balls
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Post by: chunkles on April 23, 2011, 09:07:03 PM
inflatable santas/snow globes/penguins
half-size nativity scenes
mannheim steamroller
christmas lights synchronized with heavy metal carol of the bells
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Post by: OlatheWildcat on April 23, 2011, 09:54:39 PM
Has shirt tucking been mentioned?
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Post by: Kat Kid on April 24, 2011, 12:02:33 AM
writing checks and having a checkbook wallet
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Post by: TBL on April 24, 2011, 12:25:39 AM
Tobacco


Damn. It finally came up in the last post of this thread.  Me going through 8 pages w/o "tobacco" =  :bracketmouse:

I think this belongs more in the "non-white" thread.
No  :opcat:  , thank you very much
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Post by: OK_Cat on April 25, 2011, 09:22:09 AM
those balls that hang from the trailor hitch on hicky pickup trucks
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Post by: steve dave on April 25, 2011, 09:23:12 AM
storms
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Post by: steve dave on April 25, 2011, 09:23:31 AM
talking about the best weather for sleeping
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Post by: steve dave on April 25, 2011, 09:25:02 AM
brunch
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Post by: steve dave on April 25, 2011, 09:25:20 AM
bacon and talking about ridic. things to do with bacon
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Post by: steve dave on April 25, 2011, 09:26:08 AM
having those parties where you have all your friends over to buy overpriced crap from you or get involved in your pyramid scheme
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Post by: steve dave on April 25, 2011, 09:26:47 AM
fat stay at home mother play dates with other fat stay at home mothers
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Post by: Joker on April 25, 2011, 09:32:43 AM
Taking off their shirts to fight people.

Going on hay rides.

Reminding people to reset their clocks for daylight savings.
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Post by: CNS on April 25, 2011, 09:34:27 AM
Fad diets

Buying books that reveal "secrets" that your doctor/the govt "doesn't want you to know".

Roof repairs from traveling scam artists
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Post by: Joker on April 25, 2011, 09:44:12 AM
Kohls.

Chris Hansen and Dateline.

Landscaping.  Unless it's hard, then paying mexicans to do it.

Complaining about illegal aliens stealing jobs.
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Post by: Trim on April 25, 2011, 10:11:23 AM
Taking off their shirts to fight people.

:dubious:
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 25, 2011, 10:12:40 AM
beef jerky
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 25, 2011, 10:13:01 AM
miracle whip
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 25, 2011, 10:13:17 AM
church
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 25, 2011, 10:13:45 AM
shooting fireworks
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Post by: Johnny Wichita on April 25, 2011, 10:25:15 AM
Big Green Eggs
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Post by: slucat on April 25, 2011, 10:25:25 AM
talking about crap other midwesterners like
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Post by: EllToPay on April 25, 2011, 10:31:46 AM
dave matthews band
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Post by: steve dave on April 25, 2011, 10:48:03 AM
wearing clothes ironically.  like a cowboy hat if you aren't a cowboy or a garish shirt for laughs. 
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 25, 2011, 10:55:46 AM
all inclusive resorts/vacations
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Post by: steve dave on April 25, 2011, 10:59:49 AM
all inclusive resorts/vacations

good one
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Post by: Chingon on April 25, 2011, 11:00:49 AM
cut sleeves off of shirts
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Post by: Branson Bound on April 25, 2011, 11:01:54 AM
working hard
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Post by: Branson Bound on April 25, 2011, 11:02:14 AM
graduating high school
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Post by: Joker on April 25, 2011, 11:12:51 AM
Did I already mention going to Branson?
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Post by: cas4ksu on April 25, 2011, 11:51:17 AM
stopping at rest areas
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Post by: cas4ksu on April 25, 2011, 11:52:03 AM
hooded sweatshirts
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Post by: PandaXpanda on April 25, 2011, 11:55:05 AM
bad music
replacing "fat" and "ugly" w/ "athletic" and "natural"
gordmans
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Post by: DQ12 on April 25, 2011, 12:01:38 PM
Taking a million pictures of their kids.
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Post by: EllToPay on April 25, 2011, 12:17:23 PM
Country Stampede. They LOVE Country Stampede.
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Post by: Saulbadguy on April 25, 2011, 12:23:44 PM
Holmes on homes
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Post by: Saulbadguy on April 25, 2011, 12:27:45 PM
I've found many white midwesterners get way too in to Easter.
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Post by: The1BigWillie on April 25, 2011, 12:28:51 PM
Homemade explosive devices...

http://cjonline.com/news/2011-04-25/ksu-police-investigate-pop-bottle-bombs (http://cjonline.com/news/2011-04-25/ksu-police-investigate-pop-bottle-bombs)
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Post by: chunkles on April 25, 2011, 12:36:07 PM
crew cut socks with or without stripes pulled all the way up.
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Post by: chunkles on April 25, 2011, 12:37:12 PM
antique malls
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Post by: MakeItRain on April 25, 2011, 12:38:15 PM
Love/hate relationship with well spoken blacks & mexicans
Bitches playing bunco

Throw in noodling and subtract meth and fear of colored people this thread is _fan's life.
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Post by: chunkles on April 25, 2011, 12:39:25 PM
shopping
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Post by: Saulbadguy on April 25, 2011, 12:42:09 PM
Hummus
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Post by: DQ12 on April 25, 2011, 12:45:50 PM
Using the term "athletic specimen."
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Post by: 1/64th on April 25, 2011, 12:52:39 PM
Buying American

Mike Rowe

Micro-brews
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Post by: steve dave on April 25, 2011, 12:55:13 PM
Throw in noodling and subtract meth and fear of colored people this thread is _fan's life.

If everyone was doing this thread right it would be 98% of this board's life  :dubious:
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Post by: EMAWmeister on April 25, 2011, 01:08:15 PM
Using the term "athletic specimen."

Todd McShay is east coast bro
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Post by: Saulbadguy on April 25, 2011, 01:11:18 PM
call of duty
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Post by: WillieWatanabe on April 25, 2011, 01:12:18 PM
60 minutes

hating telemarketers.
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Post by: sonofdaxjones on April 25, 2011, 01:12:18 PM
Cornhole (don't care if its been mentioned)
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Post by: Saulbadguy on April 25, 2011, 01:12:53 PM
hating telemarketers.
Joining a "no call list"
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Post by: michigancat on April 25, 2011, 01:13:06 PM
Cornhole (don't care if its been mentioned)


saying "ass" instead of ass
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Post by: michigancat on April 25, 2011, 01:13:33 PM
chiming in without caring if what they're saying has already been mentioned in the conversation
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Post by: WillieWatanabe on April 25, 2011, 01:15:00 PM
shredding credit card applications
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Post by: WillieWatanabe on April 25, 2011, 01:16:05 PM
wearing the shirt they got for Christmas, the same day or day after.
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Post by: OK_Cat on April 25, 2011, 01:20:21 PM
linkin park
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 25, 2011, 01:20:46 PM
homes that look exactly like their neighbors' homes.
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 25, 2011, 01:21:08 PM
gangsta rap
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Post by: Saulbadguy on April 25, 2011, 01:22:16 PM
complaining about reposting
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Post by: OK_Cat on April 25, 2011, 01:24:12 PM
kanrocksas
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Post by: WillieWatanabe on April 25, 2011, 01:25:31 PM
newspapers
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Post by: TBL on April 25, 2011, 01:37:30 PM
Missionary position
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 25, 2011, 03:59:32 PM
co-ed softball
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Post by: Saulbadguy on April 25, 2011, 04:11:47 PM
co-ed softball
Oh, man.  Softball deserves a thread of its own.
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Post by: chunkles on April 25, 2011, 04:12:32 PM
co-ed softball
and trying to re-live varsity baseball through it.
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Post by: sonofdaxjones on April 25, 2011, 04:22:41 PM
chiming in without caring if what they're saying has already been mentioned in the conversation

Did I mention Cornhole?

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Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 25, 2011, 07:47:08 PM
Getting overly excited when someone they kind of know becomes mildly famous.
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Post by: slucat on April 26, 2011, 09:15:35 AM
getting overly excited when they see themselves on a jumbotron, or trying very hard to get on a jumbotron/tv
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Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on April 28, 2011, 12:33:11 PM
Throw in noodling and subtract meth and fear of colored people this thread is _fan's life.

If everyone was doing this thread right it would be 98% of this board's life  :dubious:
  This is what I thought!
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Post by: Saulbadguy on April 28, 2011, 12:37:55 PM
fixing stuff themselves
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Post by: Kat Kid on April 28, 2011, 12:39:15 PM
complaining about reposting

GERMANS!

MAN LANDS ON MOON!
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Post by: pissclams on April 28, 2011, 01:27:40 PM
facial hair/goatee's
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Post by: raquetcat on April 28, 2011, 08:06:22 PM
nebraska furniture mart
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Post by: raquetcat on April 28, 2011, 08:07:48 PM
taking pictures of tall buildings in cities
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Post by: Rob_Cassidy on April 29, 2011, 12:13:25 AM
- College sports
- Hating the NBA
- changing their own oil
- large wooden fences
- calling "soda" "pop"
- The word "billfold"
- making jokes about the weather  
- wakeboarding
- non-spicy mustard
- not understanding how a fan base could boo its own team
- Taking posed pictures on the beach during a vacation
- arguing about barbecue
- having a dollar dance at weddings
- buffets
- Pappa John's
- quilts
- Bass Pro Shops
- Bake sales
- Having a car wash as a fund raiser
- petitions
- saying "it's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there"
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Post by: Paul Moscow on April 29, 2011, 12:19:40 AM
avoiding city cores
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Post by: Paul Moscow on April 29, 2011, 12:21:53 AM
staring blankly for extraordinarily long periods of time
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Post by: michigancat on April 29, 2011, 06:02:17 AM
- Hating the NBA
- The word "billfold"
- arguing about barbecue
- having a dollar dance at weddings
- saying "it's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there"

These are very good.
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Post by: sonofdaxjones on April 29, 2011, 07:57:27 AM
The supper/dinner paradigm/argument

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Post by: steve dave on April 29, 2011, 07:59:12 AM
oh man, rob has his finger on the pulse of the white midwesterner
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Post by: chunkles on April 29, 2011, 08:22:31 AM
shiny decorative balls on pedestals in their front yards
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Post by: Saulbadguy on April 29, 2011, 08:23:24 AM
shiny decorative balls on pedestals in their front yards
gazing ball or something
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Post by: steve dave on April 29, 2011, 08:25:00 AM
british royal weddings
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Post by: chunkles on April 29, 2011, 08:25:48 AM
shiny decorative balls on pedestals in their front yards
gazing ball or something
yes, those.  how the eff do they work.
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Post by: steve dave on April 29, 2011, 08:29:48 AM
screened in porches
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Post by: steve dave on April 29, 2011, 08:31:45 AM
having more than 10 levels of youth baseball
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Post by: steve dave on April 29, 2011, 08:32:27 AM
carving pumpkins/painting eggs
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Post by: chunkles on April 29, 2011, 08:41:59 AM
hating portions of society until they get to know one of them and then they are totally ok with that particular portion of society
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Post by: steve dave on April 29, 2011, 08:46:25 AM
hating portions of society until they get to know one of them and then they are totally ok with that particular portion of society

bragging to their friends about knowing that person
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Post by: steve dave on April 29, 2011, 08:52:21 AM
talking about how terrible a city is that they've never been to (Detroit, NYC, LA, etc.)
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Post by: Saulbadguy on April 29, 2011, 08:59:30 AM
shiny decorative balls on pedestals in their front yards
gazing ball or something
yes, those.  how the eff do they work.
They are highly reflective, decorative balls ;)
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Post by: chunkles on April 29, 2011, 09:01:22 AM
jokingly speaking in british accents and being rough ridin' terrible at it.
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Post by: steve dave on April 29, 2011, 09:05:47 AM
jokingly speaking in british accents and being rough ridin' terrible at it.

I (a white midwesterner) always say "G'day mate" to the british guy at my office.  lady at work tried to explain to me once that it was people from australia that say that and I told her to throw another shrimp on the barb'y.
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Post by: pissclams on April 29, 2011, 09:06:13 AM
jokingly speaking in british accents and being rough ridin' terrible at it.
omg, i love doing that but its with my australian accent.  love.
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Post by: pissclams on April 29, 2011, 09:06:40 AM
jokingly speaking in british accents and being rough ridin' terrible at it.

I (a white midwesterner) always say "G'day mate" to the british guy at my office.  lady at work tried to explain to me once that it was people from australia that say that and I told her to throw another shrimp on the barb'y.
this.  do it all the time.  ALLO MATE!
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Post by: steve dave on April 29, 2011, 09:07:11 AM
jokingly speaking in british accents and being rough ridin' terrible at it.
omg, i love doing that but its with my australian accent.  love.

my australian and british accent is identical (as is every white midwesterners)
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Post by: pissclams on April 29, 2011, 09:08:23 AM
midwesterners love to not consider themselves midwesterners
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Post by: sonofdaxjones on April 29, 2011, 09:09:04 AM
My whiter than white parents:

1.  Living next door to 2 gay men for 15 years.

2.  Having an Indian Family (as in India) rent the house on the other side for 4 straight summers . . . falls completely in line with the "meeting and then being okay with" scenario, actually more than okay.   In fact now I get lambasted with, "the kids are all doctors and engineers now you know" every time the subject comes up.  
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Post by: Saulbadguy on April 29, 2011, 09:09:10 AM
jokingly speaking in british accents and being rough ridin' terrible at it.
omg, i love doing that but its with my australian accent.  love.

my australian and british accent is identical (as is every white midwesterners)
same, but use the words "wallaby, dingo, walk-a-bout" with the Aussie accent.
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Post by: chunkles on April 29, 2011, 09:09:30 AM
jokingly speaking in british accents and being rough ridin' terrible at it.

I (a white midwesterner) always say "G'day mate" to the british guy at my office.  lady at work tried to explain to me once that it was people from australia that say that and I told her to throw another shrimp on the barb'y.
lol
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Post by: michigancat on April 29, 2011, 09:22:46 AM
sharing an email address with their spouse
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Post by: Chingon on April 29, 2011, 09:52:47 AM
drinking mountain dew
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Post by: Chingon on April 29, 2011, 09:53:02 AM
BBC sitcoms
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Post by: wetwillie on April 29, 2011, 10:06:07 AM
neglecting the mirror thread about what non white midwesterners like
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 29, 2011, 10:10:17 AM
drinking and driving
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Post by: pissclams on April 29, 2011, 10:18:25 AM
jokingly speaking in british accents and being rough ridin' terrible at it.
omg, i love doing that but its with my australian accent.  love.

my australian and british accent is identical (as is every white midwesterners)

well, mine are too.  i just use an australian as my british, aka lloyd christmas
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Post by: Saulbadguy on April 29, 2011, 10:26:04 AM
bland food
apple pie
their mothers/grandmothers cooking
chocolate cake
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Post by: chunkles on April 29, 2011, 11:01:12 AM
webinars
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Post by: pissclams on April 29, 2011, 12:28:54 PM
leaning + reaching over the glass at chipotle and pointing at each rough ridin' ingredient you want with your finger dipped down into it.  assholes.
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Post by: jtksu on April 29, 2011, 12:56:34 PM
You can reach over the glass at Chipotle?!  :dubious:
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Post by: dmartin on April 29, 2011, 01:43:29 PM
jokingly speaking in british accents and being rough ridin' terrible at it.
omg, i love doing that but its with my australian accent.  love.

don't forget Canadian accents.
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Post by: OlatheWildcat on April 29, 2011, 01:57:36 PM
Toyota Prius
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 29, 2011, 02:31:18 PM
jokingly speaking in british accents and being effing terrible at it.
omg, i love doing that but its with my australian accent.  love.

my australian and british accent is identical (as is every white midwesterners)
same, but use the words "wallaby, dingo, walk-a-bout" with the Aussie accent.

I go with "that's not a knife.....this is a knife"
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Post by: CNS on April 29, 2011, 02:50:12 PM
jokingly speaking in british accents and being effing terrible at it.
omg, i love doing that but its with my australian accent.  love.

my australian and british accent is identical (as is every white midwesterners)
same, but use the words "wallaby, dingo, walk-a-bout" with the Aussie accent.

I go with "that's not a knife.....this is a knife"

Pocket knives in general would be a perfect one.
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Post by: Rams on April 30, 2011, 09:45:11 AM
This thread kinda seems like a giant rough ridin' goEMAWtard therapy session.  :users:
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Post by: Rams on April 30, 2011, 09:49:11 AM
Writing checks or using cash and finding exact change.  :bang:

god that felt good. :D
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Post by: wes mantooth on April 30, 2011, 12:29:28 PM
freezers full of meat
survivor
putting felt under tables/chairs
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Post by: TBL on May 01, 2011, 03:26:47 AM
Buzz bomb mufflers.     :chainsaw:
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Post by: WillieWatanabe on May 01, 2011, 11:21:35 AM
Buicks
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Post by: AbeFroman on May 02, 2011, 09:41:48 AM
Celebrating Osama's death and acting like it's a big deal
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 02, 2011, 10:47:52 AM
Celebrating Osama's death and acting like it's a big deal

A whole lot of white midwesterners in NYC, Philly and DC last night then.

I awill add "flying to major coastal US cities and doing crap they could do in the midwest" to the list.
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Post by: PandaXpanda on May 02, 2011, 11:34:18 PM
K&N
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Post by: Kat Kid on May 03, 2011, 12:15:47 AM
jokingly speaking in british accents and being effing terrible at it.

I (a white midwesterner) always say "G'day mate" to the british guy at my office.  lady at work tried to explain to me once that it was people from australia that say that and I told her to throw another shrimp on the barb'y.
this.  do it all the time.  ALLO MATE!

True story: an Irish guy I know was taken to Governor's Mansion as a guest on Kansas Day and pulled off a "ELLO GUV-NAH!" to the delight of Sam Brownback, a notable white midwesterner.
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on May 03, 2011, 10:07:06 AM


I awill add "flying to major coastal US cities and doing crap they could do in the midwest" to the list.
this is a really good one, mate
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 03, 2011, 10:21:28 AM


I awill add "flying to major coastal US cities and doing crap they could do in the midwest" to the list.
this is a really good one, mate

Yeah.  Pretty much destroyed anyone who was trying to make fun of midwesterners.  Just iced them.
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Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on May 03, 2011, 12:13:59 PM
Going out of state for vacation and going to the movies  :dubious:
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Post by: AbeFroman on May 03, 2011, 12:45:23 PM
sharing an email address with their spouse

sharing a facebook account with their spouse
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Post by: chunkles on May 04, 2011, 01:00:20 PM
those weird stick figure representations of their family on their car's rear window.
those even weirder memorial stickers of dead people in their family.
calvin peeing on things they don't like, primarily other car brands.  Can't say that I would ever dislike a car manufacturer enough to want to vicariously piss on their logo using a cartoon kid.
calvin praying to a cross, which is more polite than him pissing on satan's face or something.
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Post by: Saulbadguy on May 04, 2011, 01:14:01 PM
those weird stick figure representations of their family on their car's rear window.
those even weirder memorial stickers of dead people in their family.
calvin peeing on things they don't like, primarily other car brands.  Can't say that I would ever dislike a car manufacturer enough to want to vicariously piss on their logo using a cartoon kid.
calvin praying to a cross, which is more polite than him pissing on satan's face or something.
Move this to the the crap non-white midwesterners like thread, tia
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Post by: CNS on May 04, 2011, 01:37:30 PM
Man, if we are going to include specific vehicle stickers, rather than just vehicle stickers as a general item, then we should really set up a Vehicle Stickers that white midwesterners like thread.

Like the Cowboy/Cowgirl Up stickers that take up the entire back window, or maybe the "I'm ain't speeding, I'm qualifyin'" sticker.
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 04, 2011, 01:40:51 PM
Man, if we are going to include specific vehicle stickers, rather than just vehicle stickers as a general item, then we should really set up a Vehicle Stickers that white midwesterners like thread.

Like the Cowboy/Cowgirl Up stickers that take up the entire back window, or maybe the "I'm ain't speeding, I'm qualifyin'" sticker.

I saw one once that said "Outta my way, I'm headin' to Wal-Mart!"
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Post by: CNS on May 04, 2011, 01:46:31 PM
Man, if we are going to include specific vehicle stickers, rather than just vehicle stickers as a general item, then we should really set up a Vehicle Stickers that white midwesterners like thread.

Like the Cowboy/Cowgirl Up stickers that take up the entire back window, or maybe the "I'm ain't speeding, I'm qualifyin'" sticker.

I saw one once that said "Outta my way, I'm headin' to Wal-Mart!"

that is fantastic

I once saw one in Lawrence that said "A blow job is better than no job".

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Post by: pissclams on May 04, 2011, 04:59:05 PM
(http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID19078/images/Skechers_Shape_Ups.jpg)
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Post by: michigancat on May 04, 2011, 05:23:34 PM
had a receptionist in KC that had a "If you're ridin' my ass, you better be pullin' my hair" sticker. She usually parked up front.
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Post by: Paul Moscow on May 04, 2011, 05:34:48 PM
Thinking its the womans job to cook/clean/grocery shop, etc, etc
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Post by: TBL on May 04, 2011, 05:42:10 PM
had a receptionist in KC that had a "If you're ridin' my ass, you better be pullin' my hair" sticker. She usually parked up front.

Post pic, please.  TIA
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Post by: michigancat on July 20, 2011, 01:22:52 PM
ESPN's 30 for 30 Series
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Post by: Saulbadguy on July 20, 2011, 01:32:26 PM
turntable.fm
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Post by: kitten_mittons on July 20, 2011, 01:38:23 PM
Noodles & Co.
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Post by: michigancat on July 20, 2011, 01:38:55 PM
turntable.fm

:thumbs:
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Post by: Kat Kid on July 20, 2011, 01:43:04 PM
Dick's
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Post by: Emo EMAW on July 20, 2011, 01:47:03 PM
Dick's

glad you capitalized
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Post by: EMAWmeister on July 20, 2011, 02:39:19 PM
ESPN's 30 for 30 Series

 :dubious:
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Post by: Saulbadguy on July 20, 2011, 03:33:59 PM
blue moon
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Post by: steve dave on July 20, 2011, 03:34:55 PM
blue moon

I'm as white and midwestern as anyone on this earth and this is my least favorite beer
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Post by: michigancat on July 20, 2011, 09:14:37 PM
blue moon

I'm as white and midwestern as anyone on this earth and this is my least favorite beer

yeah, if my choices, are bud, bud light, and blue moon, I will go with bud light (if I have been doing manual labor) or bud (if I have not been doing manual labor).

Bud Light is really a great post-manual labor beer. I can see why construction workers and white midwesterners love the crap out of it.
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Post by: Saulbadguy on July 20, 2011, 09:35:05 PM
manual labor
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Post by: pissclams on July 20, 2011, 09:36:39 PM
coors light is a much better post-manual labor beer. 
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Post by: jtksu on July 20, 2011, 09:38:18 PM
I like to drink coors lt before, during, and after manual labor.
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Post by: Saulbadguy on July 20, 2011, 09:41:51 PM
high life
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Post by: 8manpick on July 20, 2011, 09:54:34 PM
I'm a  :kstategrad:. I don't bother doing much manual labor myself, but when I do, I sure don't stoop to Bud Light.
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Post by: jtksu on July 20, 2011, 09:55:28 PM
For some odd reason, High Life has quite the hipster following.  My grandpa used to drink the crap out of that stuff though.  Guess where he lived?  Topeka.
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Post by: WillieWatanabe on July 20, 2011, 10:04:14 PM
High Life and proud of it.
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 20, 2011, 10:48:37 PM
Talking to the stranger next to them on a flight.
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Post by: Winters on July 20, 2011, 10:51:12 PM
Talking to the stranger next to them on a flight.
This seems to happen to me all the time and it always seems to be a husker fan... :facepalm:
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Post by: chunkles on July 20, 2011, 11:30:06 PM
Talking to the stranger next to them on a flight.
This seems to happen to me all the time and it always seems to be a husker fan... :facepalm:

thanks to a random white midwesterner convo in the terminal, I now know a neat factoid: the carrier we saw docked at San Diego two weeks ago dumped Bin Laden in the ocean.   :gocho: 
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Post by: chunkles on July 20, 2011, 11:30:33 PM
knowing "factoids"
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Post by: steve dave on July 21, 2011, 07:12:34 AM
PBR (the beer, not the cow riding sport.....but also PBR the cow riding sport)
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Post by: hemmy on July 21, 2011, 07:35:25 AM
blue moon is awesome, what a bunch of lame-o's we got in here.
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Post by: Scary Smart on July 21, 2011, 07:48:01 AM
burping
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Post by: Scary Smart on July 21, 2011, 07:48:45 AM
farting
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Post by: Emo EMAW on July 21, 2011, 08:24:09 AM
sharting
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Post by: michigancat on July 21, 2011, 08:40:52 AM
saying/typing "shart" like it's funny
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Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on July 21, 2011, 08:51:19 AM
blue moon is awesome, what a bunch of lame-o's we got in here.
  Damn it guys I thought you were talking about the song blue moon.  :dubious:
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Post by: Scary Smart on July 21, 2011, 09:21:35 AM
saying/typing "shart" like it's funny

lol
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Post by: Winters on July 21, 2011, 09:53:20 AM
Acting like Duct Tape is gold or something
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 21, 2011, 09:54:43 AM
Acting like Duct Tape is gold or something

yes.  This is incredibly annoying.
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Post by: michigancat on July 21, 2011, 01:50:44 PM
CCR
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Post by: OK_Cat on July 21, 2011, 01:52:44 PM
CCR

 :emawkid:
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: CNS on July 21, 2011, 01:54:39 PM
Talking about the NCAA death penalty

<---loves CCR
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Post by: cas4ksu on July 21, 2011, 10:34:13 PM
wearing football jerseys.

also, wearing their favorite team's shirt/jersey when going out in public.
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Post by: Tobias on July 21, 2011, 10:37:00 PM
wearing football jerseys.

also, wearing their favorite team's shirt/jersey when going out in public.

can't tell if that's white midwesterners or just white trash.  :dunno:
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Post by: michigancat on July 21, 2011, 10:45:01 PM
wearing football jerseys.

also, wearing their favorite team's shirt/jersey when going out in public.

Especially on vacation so they can have conversations about their favorite team that they can tell about to their white Midwestern friends.
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Post by: 8manpick on July 21, 2011, 11:00:02 PM
CCR
I really hope that means Credence Clearwater Revival, but given the thread, I'm not very optimistic.  :shakesfist:
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Post by: jtksu on July 21, 2011, 11:13:22 PM
I thought about asking for clarification but I like em both.  :embarrassed:
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: MichiganisGood on July 22, 2011, 03:27:32 AM
Bumper stickers

lawn gnomes

varsity jackets
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Post by: MichiganisGood on July 22, 2011, 03:39:30 AM
Auto Zone

EZ mac

dirt bikes

anything laminated

business cards

souvenir cups

mounting dead animals (on their walls, not humping)

mounting dead animals (humping)

Michael's

hamsters

flannel

Brut by Fabrege'

mud flaps



Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: fatty fat fat on July 22, 2011, 06:42:28 AM
wearing football jerseys.

also, wearing their favorite team's shirt/jersey when going out in public.

Especially on vacation so they can have conversations about their favorite team that they can tell about to their white Midwestern friends.

wow. i find nothing more enjoyable in life that what you just described.
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: hemmy on July 22, 2011, 07:09:20 AM
I wear ksu cats t-shirts in public...but I am a white midwesterner
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: michigancat on July 22, 2011, 07:41:50 AM
wearing football jerseys.

also, wearing their favorite team's shirt/jersey when going out in public.

Especially on vacation so they can have conversations about their favorite team that they can tell about to their white Midwestern friends.

wow. i find nothing more enjoyable in life that what you just described.

consider yourself an honorary white midwesterner.
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: EllToPay on July 22, 2011, 07:57:35 AM
message boarding
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: AbeFroman on July 22, 2011, 10:06:37 AM
Graduating college, getting a job, and then referring to it as "my big boy/girl job!".

You sound like a rough ridin' 5 year old.
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: steve dave on July 22, 2011, 10:08:24 AM
airline/hotel miles
macs
dyson vacuum cleaners
your kansas state wildcats
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: michigancat on July 22, 2011, 10:13:45 AM
Graduating college, getting a job, and then referring to it as "my big boy/girl job!".

You sound like a rough ridin' 5 year old.

saying "wait till you get to the 'real world'". LOL. The real world is cake. :kstategrad:
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: pissclams on July 22, 2011, 12:46:18 PM
mediocrity
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: Saulbadguy on July 22, 2011, 12:49:48 PM
automatically dismissing your opinion on children if you have none of your own
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Post by: Emo EMAW on July 22, 2011, 12:56:48 PM
automatically dismissing your opinion on children if you have none of your own

Haha, kids suck.  Why I don't have any.  And if you disagree, your kids suck too and you know it.   :dubious:
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: kitten_mittons on July 22, 2011, 01:37:29 PM
automatically dismissing your opinion on children if you have none of your own

Saying, "Wait until you have some of your own, then you'll have a totally different opinion of them."
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: michigancat on July 22, 2011, 01:47:14 PM
automatically dismissing your opinion on children if you have none of your own

Oooh, good one.
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: steve dave on July 22, 2011, 02:02:57 PM
automatically dismissing your opinion on children if you have none of your own

Oooh, good one.

yes, very good
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: chum1 on July 22, 2011, 03:27:47 PM
On the topic of stupid crap that people say at work:  "That's so-and-so's baby."  Baby?  Really?  It's your BABY?  Get the eff over over yourself, Crystal, you bitch.
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: Chingon on July 22, 2011, 03:56:01 PM
making 20 page long lists of crap white midwesterners like
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: cas4ksu on July 22, 2011, 05:04:33 PM
wearing football jersey's to basketball games.

sorry i'm on a jersey tangent.
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: DQ12 on July 22, 2011, 05:46:56 PM
wearing football jersey's to basketball games.

sorry i'm on a jersey tangent.
You're also on a shitty grammar tangent.  Clean it up, Cas
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: cas4ksu on July 22, 2011, 05:57:45 PM
wearing football jersey's to basketball games.

sorry i'm on a jersey tangent.
You're also on a shitty grammar tangent.  Clean it up, Cas

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2086/5787020254_d1beeac384.jpg)
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: chum1 on July 22, 2011, 06:31:33 PM
good subject, awful thread. 
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: Saulbadguy on July 22, 2011, 06:57:45 PM
getting custom jerseys with your own last name is more of a white east coast thing
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: felix rex on July 22, 2011, 08:01:29 PM
getting custom jerseys with your own last name is more of a white east coast thing

Confirmed. Baltimore and Philadelphia are the Mecca and Medina of this. Also, don't mention Mecca and/or Medina there.
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: steve dave on July 22, 2011, 08:16:48 PM
good subject, awful thread. 

grasping onto being a contrarian on the internet as hard as I've ever grasped something in my life
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: chum1 on July 22, 2011, 08:30:17 PM
good subject, awful thread. 

grasping onto being a contrarian on the internet as hard as I've ever grasped something in my life

i think nearly everyone agrees with me.  something failed in the execution.
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: steve dave on July 22, 2011, 08:36:42 PM
good subject, awful thread. 

grasping onto being a contrarian on the internet as hard as I've ever grasped something in my life

i think nearly everyone agrees with me.  something failed in the execution.

I don't disagree with you
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: chum1 on July 22, 2011, 08:40:15 PM
good subject, awful thread. 

grasping onto being a contrarian on the internet as hard as I've ever grasped something in my life

i think nearly everyone agrees with me.  something failed in the execution.

I don't disagree with you

got it.  i thought you were mocking my failed internet contrarianism, which would be understandable.
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: sys on July 22, 2011, 08:43:54 PM
i thought you were mocking my failed internet contrarianism, which would be understandable.

i thought your "crystal, you bitch" post was as good as anything you've ever posted, excluding vids.
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: steve dave on July 22, 2011, 09:37:43 PM
i thought you were mocking my failed internet contrarianism, which would be understandable.

i thought your "crystal, you bitch" post was as good as anything you've ever posted, excluding vids.

yes that was great (not being contrarian)
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: chum1 on July 23, 2011, 12:05:07 AM
First prize goes to michigancat for beef.  NOBODY eats beef like white midwesterners.  They have it for nearly every meal and scoff at other types of meat.  It's absurd.
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: steve dave on July 23, 2011, 12:07:06 AM
First prize goes to michigancat for beef.  NOBODY eats beef like white midwesterners.  They have it for nearly every meal and scoff at other types of meat.  It's absurd.

yes, confirmed
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: EMAWmeister on July 23, 2011, 01:44:46 AM
good subject, awful thread. 

grasping onto being a contrarian on the internet as hard as I've ever grasped something in my life

i think nearly everyone agrees with me.  something failed in the execution.

Not my fault you fuckers aborted my thread.
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: cas4ksu on July 23, 2011, 11:26:09 AM
standing in a long line to get free food. (aka what is happening today in SC)  :flush:
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: ben ji on July 23, 2011, 10:04:18 PM
Dancing like white people to throwback 90's music at weddings. (See crap girls like thread)
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: OK_Cat on July 25, 2011, 10:11:17 AM
branson
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: Saulbadguy on July 25, 2011, 12:27:48 PM
tying goofy things to their luggage so they can easily identify it at baggage claim
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: michigancat on July 25, 2011, 12:33:27 PM
tying goofy things to their luggage so they can easily identify it at baggage claim

heh
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: steve dave on July 25, 2011, 12:37:42 PM
tying goofy things to their luggage so they can easily identify it at baggage claim

I think that applies to everyone everywhere
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: Saulbadguy on July 25, 2011, 12:38:52 PM
bragging about how much they don't tip if they don't receive good service
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 25, 2011, 03:54:43 PM
Posting pictures to FB of their vehicle thermometers reading like 116 deg F.
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: jtksu on July 25, 2011, 04:30:04 PM
So freaking true.  I see like 4 of those a day.  We get it, it's really rough ridin' hot out!  Jesus.
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: DQ12 on July 25, 2011, 05:41:12 PM
Posting pictures to FB of their vehicle thermometers reading like 116 deg F.
Yeah good one.
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: michigancat on July 25, 2011, 05:46:49 PM
I've actually never seen that except from cold Michiganders (also white midwesterners)
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: BoondockSooner on July 25, 2011, 05:53:48 PM
STATE FAIRS.  God damn do we love state fairs.
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: AbeFroman on July 25, 2011, 05:54:49 PM
Posting pictures to FB of their vehicle thermometers reading like 116 deg F.

I saw some stupid bitch posting that, while vacationing in Arizona. ARIZONA IS HOT IN JULY, HOLY rough ridin' AMAZING DISCOVERY.
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: steve dave on July 25, 2011, 05:55:31 PM
Posting pictures to FB of their vehicle thermometers reading like 116 deg F.

nailed it
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: CNS on July 25, 2011, 06:41:35 PM
Truck nuts
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: Cire on July 25, 2011, 08:11:38 PM
tying goofy things to their luggage so they can easily identify it at baggage claim

I think that applies to everyone everywhere

Theres 20 pages of this.
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: chum1 on July 25, 2011, 08:35:24 PM
sleeping in beds
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: chum1 on July 25, 2011, 08:36:44 PM
driving cars
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: chum1 on July 25, 2011, 08:38:28 PM
swimming
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: chum1 on July 25, 2011, 08:39:44 PM
watching tv
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: chum1 on July 25, 2011, 08:41:18 PM
sports
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: fatty fat fat on July 25, 2011, 08:41:23 PM
leaving the midwest, and reminding those that still live in the midwest how much it sucked, while telling your new friends how much more you appreciate the midwest.
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: michigancat on July 25, 2011, 08:42:28 PM
oh, chummers.
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: DQ12 on July 25, 2011, 08:43:33 PM
Passive aggressively criticizing the overreaching aim of a thread on a BBS.

Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: fatty fat fat on July 25, 2011, 08:44:06 PM
Passive aggressively criticizing the overreaching aim of a thread on a BBS.



jesus, thank you.

Quote
oh, chummers.

stop it.
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: chum1 on July 25, 2011, 08:46:15 PM
autopsy
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: chum1 on July 25, 2011, 08:47:49 PM
glen miller orchestra
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: chum1 on July 25, 2011, 08:50:21 PM
touring europe with kougz and 50 million people you saw last summer at disney world
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: schreds21 on July 26, 2011, 11:26:04 AM
Blue Collar Comedy Tour
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Post by: schreds21 on July 26, 2011, 11:27:13 AM
Debating about who is the funniest member of the BCCT
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 26, 2011, 11:30:01 AM
<---- Likes Bill Engvall the best.
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: WillieWatanabe on July 26, 2011, 11:41:07 AM
Blue Collar Comedy Tour

and rough ridin' proud of it.
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: kitten_mittons on July 26, 2011, 11:49:45 AM
<---- Likes Bill Engvall the best.
1.  Good comedians





2a. Ron White
2b. Bill Engvall




3.   Jeff Foxworthy



















4. LTCG
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: AbeFroman on July 26, 2011, 12:49:02 PM
Using your hand and your wife's hand to form a hand shaped heart over your pregnant wife's belly.  :barf:
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Post by: michigancat on July 26, 2011, 12:57:22 PM
Using your hand and your wife's hand to form a hand shaped heart over your pregnant wife's belly.  :barf:

oh, man do I love awkward pregnancy photo albums.
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 26, 2011, 01:03:06 PM
Using your hand and your wife's hand to form a hand shaped heart over your pregnant wife's belly.  :barf:

oh, man do I love awkward pregnancy photo albums.

Wife's family friend had a professional photog take pictures of their pregnant selves in the nude.  They have them around their house.  Very awkward.
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: kitten_mittons on July 26, 2011, 01:34:30 PM
Using your hand and your wife's hand to form a hand shaped heart over your pregnant wife's belly.  :barf:

oh, man do I love awkward pregnancy photo albums.

Wife's family friend had a professional photog take pictures of their pregnant selves in the nude.  They have them around their house.  Very awkward.
Yes, I'm very white and midwestern.  If my wife said she wanted to do that I would try and use that to get an annulment.
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: AbeFroman on July 26, 2011, 01:41:07 PM
Using your hand and your wife's hand to form a hand shaped heart over your pregnant wife's belly.  :barf:

oh, man do I love awkward pregnancy photo albums.

Wife's family friend had a professional photog take pictures of their pregnant selves in the nude.  They have them around their house.  Very awkward.

crap like that is what makes people go all Scott Peterson. Pregnant women are so gross and full of themselves.
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Post by: MeatSauce on July 26, 2011, 02:52:35 PM
Using your hand and your wife's hand to form a hand shaped heart over your pregnant wife's belly.  :barf:

oh, man do I love awkward pregnancy photo albums.

Wife's family friend had a professional photog take pictures of their pregnant selves in the nude.  They have them around their house.  Very awkward.

crap like that is what makes people go all Scott Peterson. Pregnant women are so gross and full of themselves.
no joke
(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-ash1/v287/59/17/17003112/n17003112_36198556_2834.jpg)
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: MakeItRain on July 26, 2011, 03:59:01 PM
tying goofy things to their luggage so they can easily identify it at baggage claim

I think that applies to everyone everywhere

I don't tie a damn thing to my luggage.  Can we add white people and their 563,849 family members lining the entire baggage carousel by standing 3mm in front of it.
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: kitten_mittons on July 26, 2011, 04:08:13 PM
tying goofy things to their luggage so they can easily identify it at baggage claim

I think that applies to everyone everywhere

I don't tie a damn thing to my luggage.  Can we add white people and their 563,849 family members lining the entire baggage carousel by standing 3mm in front of it.

This also applies to everyone everywhere.
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: cas4ksu on July 26, 2011, 04:09:06 PM
cutting sleeves off of shirts and wearing them.
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 26, 2011, 04:17:06 PM
cutting sleeves off of shirts and wearing them.

Wearing just the sleeves?!  :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: chum1 on July 26, 2011, 04:23:57 PM
male genitals rings
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: chum1 on July 26, 2011, 04:24:51 PM
infinite series
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 26, 2011, 04:27:28 PM
male genitals rings

This applies to everyone everywhere.
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: AbeFroman on July 26, 2011, 04:44:02 PM
male genitals rings

 :lol:
My friend was dating this chick that lived a few states away. When she was coming to visit, his friend (not me) gave him the old package of a male genitals ring he uses with the advice "Get one of these, it will drive her CRAZY!". Very weird but I  :lol: whole heartedly and still do whenever anyone mentions male genitals rings.
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: sys on July 26, 2011, 05:09:40 PM
Using your hand and your wife's hand to form a hand shaped heart over your pregnant wife's belly.  :barf:

good god.  and then they wonder why we hate them.
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: AbeFroman on July 26, 2011, 05:35:47 PM
(http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/476302/476302,1276005019,4/stock-photo-portrait-of-a-beautiful-pregnant-couple-in-love-kissing-and-forming-love-heart-with-hand-on-her-54782914.jpg)

 :shakesfist:
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: cas4ksu on July 26, 2011, 05:44:44 PM
cutting sleeves off of shirts and wearing them.

Wearing just the sleeves?!  :horrorsurprise:

yes, confirmed.
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: EMAWmeister on July 27, 2011, 02:02:49 PM
cutting sleeves off of shirts and wearing them.

Wearing just the sleeves?!  :horrorsurprise:

yes, confirmed.

Andale \m/
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: chum1 on July 27, 2011, 02:13:45 PM
jeep Cherokee classic sport utility
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: pissclams on July 31, 2011, 01:38:13 PM
ordering at Gates    /thread
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: Do Work Son on July 31, 2011, 02:02:27 PM
Corn on the cob
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: pissclams on July 31, 2011, 02:08:00 PM
Corn on the cob
pretty sure the entire world loves corn on the cob, dumbass
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: sys on July 31, 2011, 03:56:13 PM
Corn on the cob
pretty sure the entire world loves corn on the cob, dumbass

don't think the thread is called "crap that only white midwesterners like", dumbass.
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on July 31, 2011, 04:12:45 PM
pointing out the difference between "grilling" and "bbq'ing"
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on July 31, 2011, 04:13:51 PM
boating
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: michigancat on July 31, 2011, 08:46:08 PM
ordering at Gates    /thread

Telling other white midwesterners about their experience ordering at Gates.
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: yoga-like_abana on July 31, 2011, 09:18:57 PM
paying to run in a race.
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 01, 2011, 10:02:15 AM
pointing out the difference between "grilling" and "bbq'ing"

<--- guilty  :dubious:
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: kitten_mittons on August 01, 2011, 10:06:37 AM
pointing out the difference between "grilling" and "bbq'ing"

<--- guilty  :dubious:
Well it is disappointing when you are invited to a BBQ and all that is there is a bunch of "BBQ'd" hot dogs and hamburgers.
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 01, 2011, 10:16:20 AM
pointing out the difference between "grilling" and "bbq'ing"

<--- guilty  :dubious:
Well it is disappointing when you are invited to a BBQ and all that is there is a bunch of "BBQ'd" hot dogs and hamburgers.

True.  The reason I pipe up is to defend all the hard-core BBQ'ers that get up way early and slow cook that pork, all whilst drinking all day and ignoring the wife's screams to help her around the house.
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: michigancat on August 01, 2011, 10:33:20 AM
playing the victim card
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: Cire on August 01, 2011, 11:17:09 AM
Kill it
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: Saulbadguy on August 01, 2011, 11:23:31 AM
word filters
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: EMAWmeister on August 01, 2011, 03:35:01 PM
pointing out the difference between "grilling" and "bbq'ing"

It's like you gazed straight into my soul to pull that one out.
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: Saulbadguy on August 01, 2011, 03:36:28 PM
pointing out the difference between "grilling" and "bbq'ing"
arguing about propane vs charcoal
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: ltrain on August 01, 2011, 04:13:17 PM
Calling Wal Mart "Wally World"
Radar detectors
GPS
putting fake tatoos on kids
hitting plastic golf balls around their front yard
wiffle ball
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: yoga-like_abana on August 01, 2011, 04:20:57 PM
Calling Wal Mart "Wally World"
Radar detectors
GPS
putting fake tatoos on kids
hitting plastic golf balls around their front yard
wiffle ball
those are all fantastic things but the big time crap white midwesterns like is the radar jammer not the detector.

I'll also add SkyMall Magazine(probably been mentioned already)
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: ltrain on August 01, 2011, 05:04:18 PM
Amusement/Theme parks
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: ltrain on August 01, 2011, 05:04:42 PM
Bumper Stickers (especially political ones)
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: ltrain on August 01, 2011, 05:04:57 PM
Snorkeling
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: ltrain on August 01, 2011, 05:05:11 PM
Dolphins
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: ltrain on August 01, 2011, 05:05:28 PM
Toolboxes with wheels
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: ltrain on August 01, 2011, 05:05:57 PM
Wagons (kiddie ones not covered ones with horses)
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: ltrain on August 01, 2011, 05:06:26 PM
wagons (covered ones with horses)...particularly old wagon wheels
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: ltrain on August 01, 2011, 05:13:16 PM
watering stuff (yards, flowers, dirt roads/parking lots 'to keep the dust down')
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: ltrain on August 01, 2011, 05:14:20 PM
hot air balloons
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: felix rex on August 02, 2011, 06:13:35 AM
making a big deal out of wearing suits
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: chunkles on August 02, 2011, 06:44:28 AM
making a big deal out of wearing simple, mundane suits
and furthermore, looking disdainful at those wearing zoot suits whilst secretly wishing they could pull off the zoot suit look
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: chunkles on August 02, 2011, 06:45:23 AM
using the following words:
furthermore
disdainful
whilst
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: jtksu on August 02, 2011, 01:01:56 PM
Bitching about how, if they would have just ponied up the dough for a well, their yard would be just as green as Joe Blow's down the road.  (Who did pony up for the well.)
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 02, 2011, 03:52:08 PM
Auto correct humor.
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on August 02, 2011, 03:55:01 PM
Bitching about the way their neighbors are keeping their property.
Title: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
Post by: pissclams on August 02, 2011, 04:16:04 PM
Bitching about the way their neighbors are keeping their property.

white midwesterners, stay on topic, tia.
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Post by: Gooch on August 02, 2011, 05:26:06 PM
Snorkeling
I love the crap out of snorkeling
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Post by: AppleJack on August 02, 2011, 05:47:41 PM
Rain gauges.
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Post by: raquetcat on August 02, 2011, 05:48:57 PM
Rain gauges.

 :love:
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Post by: Tobias on August 02, 2011, 05:50:09 PM
Rain gauges.

i wish i had a dollar for every time my secretary talks about getting 3+ inches of rain in her rain gauge after like a quarter inch sprinkling.  then again, :kstategrad: so wgaf
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Post by: michigancat on August 03, 2011, 09:46:00 AM
Love the rain gauges one. From the K-State Alumni twitter feed, I was reminded of how much white midwesterners love Alaskan cruises:

http://ow.ly/i/f9jk
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Post by: Emo EMAW on August 03, 2011, 09:54:31 AM
Love the rain gauges one. From the K-State Alumni twitter feed, I was reminded of how much white midwesterners love Alaskan cruises:

http://ow.ly/i/f9jk

OMF, my parents are doing their Alaska cruise in September. :woot:
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Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on August 03, 2011, 10:51:58 PM

Calling their car/suv/truck their "vehicle"
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Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on August 03, 2011, 10:52:26 PM

sprinkler systems
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Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on August 03, 2011, 10:52:57 PM

having a vegetable garden
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Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on August 03, 2011, 10:54:48 PM

high school football
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Post by: Gooch on August 04, 2011, 08:22:47 AM
Sitting on a bro's back patio and watch a storm roll in and getting soaked.
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Post by: Trim on August 04, 2011, 10:32:56 AM
Sitting on a bro's back patio and watch a storm roll in and getting soaked.

My rough ridin' 2nd story spare bedroom got water in it from the balcony.
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Post by: Gooch on August 04, 2011, 10:55:10 AM
:horrorsurprise:
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Post by: Trim on August 04, 2011, 10:57:35 AM
:horrorsurprise:

How does that even happen?  There's like a 30-degree crown on that thing.
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Post by: Gooch on August 04, 2011, 10:58:42 AM
Crown only helps inferior running backs. Just ask a squawk.
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Post by: mocat on August 05, 2011, 08:30:07 AM
referring to soda as "pop"
/thread
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Post by: michigancat on August 05, 2011, 08:51:55 AM
worrying about what to call pop
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Post by: michigancat on August 05, 2011, 08:58:16 AM
Kevin Durant
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Post by: steve dave on August 05, 2011, 09:00:54 AM
soda/pop
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Post by: kso_FWN on August 05, 2011, 09:11:07 AM
soda/pop

(http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/5500000/SODAPOP-CURTIS-the-outsiders-5590591-362-529.jpg)
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Post by: Chingon on August 05, 2011, 09:23:37 AM
The movie Idiocracy
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Post by: Gooch on August 05, 2011, 09:36:07 AM
The movie Idiocracy
Confirmed white Midwestern'rs love the crap out of this guy
 (http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll208/x712okkate/letsgotoprison.jpg)
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Post by: KSU is ranked 1 on August 05, 2011, 12:57:58 PM
I think all the none fans should get the f*** off the site.  EMAW
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Post by: Gooch on August 05, 2011, 01:01:40 PM
 :powerespect:
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on August 05, 2011, 10:32:25 PM
The beginning of Full Metal Jacket
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Post by: chunkles on August 05, 2011, 11:01:35 PM
politely signaling the index-finger greeting "Hey friend I may/may not know" to drivers going the opposite direction.  Nearly impossible to avoid in small midwestern towns.
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Post by: sys on August 05, 2011, 11:46:20 PM
remember when you found out that the rest of the nation meant ohio, indiana and illinois when they said midwest?  it crushed me.
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Post by: chum1 on August 06, 2011, 12:18:40 AM
remember when you found out that the rest of the nation meant ohio, indiana and illinois when they said midwest?  it crushed me.

Kansas, Nebraska, Iowa, etc. aren't even considered.  It's like they're nothing.  Speaking of Iowa in particular, I was pretty humbled when I realized that Kansas and Iowa might as well be the same state as far as the rest of the nation is concerned.  I didn't think we sucked that bad.
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Post by: chum1 on August 06, 2011, 12:22:59 AM
It took me until now to figure out that the big joke here is that "white midwesterners" means 95% of the US population.  It's not a funny joke, though.
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Post by: Cire on August 06, 2011, 10:06:59 AM
remember when you found out that the rest of the nation meant ohio, indiana and illinois when they said midwest?  it crushed me.

Mind effed
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Post by: steve dave on August 06, 2011, 10:16:09 AM
remember when you found out that the rest of the nation meant ohio, indiana and illinois when they said midwest?  it crushed me.

man oh man
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Post by: michigancat on August 06, 2011, 10:22:05 AM
It took me until now to figure out that the big joke here is that "white midwesterners" means 95% of the US population.  It's not a funny joke, though.

Perseverence
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Post by: chum1 on August 06, 2011, 11:09:05 AM
faux midwesterners such as ourselves like worrying about what the rest of the nation thinks of us.  the cruel joke is that the rest of the nation doesn't really have an opinion or even care to.
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Post by: steve dave on August 06, 2011, 11:18:36 AM
faux midwesterners such as ourselves like worrying about what the rest of the nation thinks of us.  the cruel joke is that the rest of the nation doesn't really have an opinion or even care to.

it seems that the opinions the rest of the nation does have of us pretty much nail us though. 
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Post by: raquetcat on August 06, 2011, 12:04:44 PM
remember when you found out that the rest of the nation meant ohio, indiana and illinois when they said midwest?  it crushed me.

big time crushed me, people on the east coast think pretty much anything west of ohio is the same  :frown:
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Post by: steve dave on December 02, 2011, 10:41:30 AM
debating which local news station is the best and hating the crap out of the news that they don't normally watch
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Post by: OK_Cat on December 02, 2011, 10:43:17 AM
walking tacos, apparently.
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Post by: puniraptor on December 02, 2011, 11:37:08 AM
Loose meat sandwiches.
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Post by: kso_FWN on December 02, 2011, 12:04:07 PM
debating which local news station is the best and hating the crap out of the news that they don't normally watch

And news broadcasts that have dogs on them.
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Post by: puniraptor on December 02, 2011, 12:05:49 PM
Arguing about how much local tv meteorologists get paid.
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Post by: yoEMAW on December 02, 2011, 11:46:30 PM
Scratch tickets

Window paint

Racist jokes

Pizza Hut

Bullshitting

Infomercials

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Post by: SabiNation on December 04, 2011, 05:40:44 PM
4 Leaf Clovers

Leprachans
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Post by: Saulbadguy on December 04, 2011, 07:52:11 PM
Cotton Bowls
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Post by: felix rex on December 05, 2011, 09:53:17 AM
eating fried foods covered with Ranch in movie theaters
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Post by: AbeFroman on December 05, 2011, 11:02:59 AM
yelling and typing

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PIG SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIE
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Post by: yoEMAW on December 07, 2011, 01:35:12 PM
Brock Kappelman
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Post by: one/64th on December 07, 2011, 02:30:59 PM
Light up Lawn Nativity scenes

Scarves

SIlver cars
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Post by: Saulbadguy on December 07, 2011, 03:17:25 PM
Dressing up your car as a reindeer.
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Post by: felix rex on December 07, 2011, 03:20:10 PM
Dressing up your car as a reindeer.

holy crap
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Post by: steve dave on December 07, 2011, 03:33:01 PM
Dressing up your car as a reindeer.

as a white midwesterner I can confirm I would like the crap out of this
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Post by: OK_Cat on December 07, 2011, 04:28:37 PM
i saw a d-bag army guy at ft. sill driving an escalade truck today with reindeer antlers on the windows.   :flush:
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Post by: felix rex on December 07, 2011, 04:32:58 PM
Taking family pictures in front of rusty/broken down things.
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Post by: Brock Landers on December 07, 2011, 05:03:25 PM
Taking family pictures in front of rusty/broken down things.


My friend and his wife took their Christmas card pic in front of a seedy looking abandoned warehouse    :facepalm:
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Post by: Johnny Wichita on December 07, 2011, 05:37:06 PM
Taking family pictures in front of rusty/broken down things.


My friend and his wife took their Christmas card pic in front of a seedy looking abandoned warehouse    :facepalm:

Mods, merge threat with MOAP 2.5 thread. 
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Post by: Trim on December 07, 2011, 08:21:20 PM
Taking family pictures in front of rusty/broken down things.


My friend and his wife took their Christmas card pic in front of a seedy looking abandoned warehouse    :facepalm:

Mods, merge threat with MOAP 2.5 thread. 

:lol:
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Post by: michigancat on December 19, 2011, 11:04:35 PM
Referring to the local Target store as "Tar-Zhay"
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Post by: Trim on December 19, 2011, 11:12:49 PM
Referring to the local Target store as "Tar-Zhay"

White, but not midwesterny.
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Post by: pissclams on December 20, 2011, 08:02:44 AM
Referring to the local Target store as "Tar-Zhay"

White, but not midwesterny.

at this point, i think we can conclude is that no matter where you live, if you do these things, you're white and  midwestern.
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Post by: Saulbadguy on December 20, 2011, 08:08:40 AM
Jay-Cee Pen-ay
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Post by: OK_Cat on December 21, 2011, 10:09:59 AM
Referring to the local Target store as "Tar-Zhay"

and "Wally World"
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Post by: Emo EMAW on December 21, 2011, 05:05:06 PM
Getting to fat to go pheasant hunting, and then trying to go pheasant hunting, but then just being a blocker all day.
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Post by: michigancat on December 21, 2011, 05:45:01 PM
pheasant hunting
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Post by: MakeItRain on December 21, 2011, 10:16:24 PM
Getting to fat to go pheasant hunting, and then trying to go pheasant hunting, but then just being a blocker all day.

WTF :confused:

Also can someone tell me why pheasant hunting here is seemingly more important/popular than other bird hunting seasons like duck, quail, turkey, etc.?
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Post by: michigancat on December 21, 2011, 10:27:35 PM
Getting to fat to go pheasant hunting, and then trying to go pheasant hunting, but then just being a blocker all day.

WTF :confused:

Also can someone tell me why pheasant hunting here is seemingly more important/popular than other bird hunting seasons like duck, quail, turkey, etc.?

I always have hunted pheasant and quail at the same time. I think it's most popular because it's the easiest.
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Post by: felix rex on December 22, 2011, 06:11:44 AM
Getting to fat to go pheasant hunting, and then trying to go pheasant hunting, but then just being a blocker all day.

WTF :confused:

Also can someone tell me why pheasant hunting here is seemingly more important/popular than other bird hunting seasons like duck, quail, turkey, etc.?

I always have hunted pheasant and quail at the same time. I think it's most popular because it's the easiest.

My brother-in-law took me duck hunting for the first time over Thanksgiving. Seemed pretty easy. I mean, no walking.
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Post by: michigancat on December 22, 2011, 09:01:27 AM
Getting to fat to go pheasant hunting, and then trying to go pheasant hunting, but then just being a blocker all day.

WTF :confused:

Also can someone tell me why pheasant hunting here is seemingly more important/popular than other bird hunting seasons like duck, quail, turkey, etc.?

I always have hunted pheasant and quail at the same time. I think it's most popular because it's the easiest.

My brother-in-law took me duck hunting for the first time over Thanksgiving. Seemed pretty easy. I mean, no walking.

yeah, but did you have to deal with water at all?
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Post by: felix rex on December 22, 2011, 09:10:22 AM
Getting to fat to go pheasant hunting, and then trying to go pheasant hunting, but then just being a blocker all day.

WTF :confused:

Also can someone tell me why pheasant hunting here is seemingly more important/popular than other bird hunting seasons like duck, quail, turkey, etc.?

I always have hunted pheasant and quail at the same time. I think it's most popular because it's the easiest.

My brother-in-law took me duck hunting for the first time over Thanksgiving. Seemed pretty easy. I mean, no walking.

yeah, but did you have to deal with water at all?

Not really. Just sitting in the blind next to a lake (<--probably already on this list).

The blind had a heater. And a coffee pot. And a car battery rigged to a power strip to charge your cell phone.
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Post by: EllToPay on December 22, 2011, 09:17:26 AM
As a white midwesterner, i've never hunted in my life. :dunno:
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Post by: felix rex on December 22, 2011, 09:22:28 AM
As a white midwesterner, i've never hunted in my life. :dunno:

Other than fetching quail for my uncles when I was little, this was my first time. Before I move, my bro-in-law promised to take me "porkchopping" though. Not sure if real, but would do.
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Post by: Gooch on December 22, 2011, 09:36:35 AM
Duck and goose hunting is much harder and more expensive. Requires special gun loads (steel or tungsten shot). Also require additional licensing in a waterfowl stamp.
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Post by: michigancat on December 22, 2011, 10:21:22 AM
Not really. Just sitting in the blind next to a lake (<--probably already on this list).

The blind had a heater. And a coffee pot. And a car battery rigged to a power strip to charge your cell phone.

Do you think that duck blind built itself and installed a heater and power strip?
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Post by: felix rex on December 22, 2011, 11:45:45 AM
Not really. Just sitting in the blind next to a lake (<--probably already on this list).

The blind had a heater. And a coffee pot. And a car battery rigged to a power strip to charge your cell phone.

Do you think that duck blind built itself and installed a heater and power strip?

Well, as far as I'm concerned it did. Also, it's "disguised" with pieces from an old Christmas tree.
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Post by: Emo EMAW on December 22, 2011, 02:43:31 PM
Duck and goose hunting is much harder and more expensive. Requires special gun loads (steel or tungsten shot). Also require additional licensing in a waterfowl stamp.


Hahahahaha, whatever bro.

FTR, midwesterners like pheasant hunting.  I don't like pheasant hunting.  Now I kill quite a few every year and I'm happy to do so but they are incidential to hunting other species like quail, chickens, huns, and sharpies.
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Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on December 30, 2011, 02:31:30 PM
Quote
Mattel should make a Barbie with no hair so that every little girl fighting cancer feels beautiful!! Put her in pink, name her HOPE and send the proceeds to St. Jude. Post this if you agree, I bet 99% of you won't
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Post by: sys on December 30, 2011, 06:34:41 PM
asking people to suggest names for their dogs, ponies or children.
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Post by: Kat Kid on December 30, 2011, 08:08:51 PM
asking people to suggest names for their dogs, ponies or children.

Well isn't that passive aggressive.
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Post by: Bloodfart on December 30, 2011, 08:20:48 PM
asking people to suggest names for their dogs, ponies or children.

Well isn't that passive aggressive.
Lol   :popcorn:
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Post by: yoEMAW on January 29, 2012, 10:00:53 PM
PACE Picante Sauce...hoping this gets the thread back on track.
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Post by: FP TC etc. on February 14, 2012, 02:54:58 PM
posting pictures of the ugly flowers their hick husband/bf bought them for valentines day
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Post by: FP TC etc. on February 14, 2012, 02:58:18 PM
buying their hick wives ugly flowers for valentines day
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Post by: SwiftCat on February 14, 2012, 03:35:30 PM
Celebrating "Single's Awareness Day"
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Post by: Cire on February 14, 2012, 05:45:25 PM
chocolates
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Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on February 14, 2012, 05:59:43 PM
chocolates

You know what else white mid-westerners like?  Oxygen. LOL hayseeds.
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Post by: AbeFroman on February 14, 2012, 06:08:43 PM
Calling it VD Day hur hur hur
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 14, 2012, 08:59:35 PM
Fishing some hapless lobster out of a tank at Hyvee then over cooking them for Valentine's day.
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Post by: jtksu on February 14, 2012, 11:36:28 PM
Saw a bunch of dumbass rubes waiting in line to buy shitty flowers at Dillon's this afternoon.
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Post by: chunkles on February 15, 2012, 02:02:47 AM
(http://www.kay.com/img/category/C_22144.jpg)
loch ness monster jewelry
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Post by: ben ji on May 11, 2012, 04:05:10 PM
Headed to my bro's lake house at the Ozarks after work, stop at superwalmart on the way, may do some late night catfishing tonight after I arrive, pound some light domestic brews, wake up and make breakfast(pork products included), load up the boat tomorrow and cove out, drink copious amounts of light domestic brews, grill out(beef products).

yup, its a good life.
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Post by: TheHamburglar on May 11, 2012, 05:04:28 PM
Headed to my bro's lake house at the Ozarks after work, stop at superwalmart on the way, may do some late night catfishing tonight after I arrive, pound some light domestic brews, wake up and make breakfast(pork products included), load up the boat tomorrow and cove out, drink copious amounts of light domestic brews, grill out(beef products).

yup, its a good life.

My best friend down here moved to Cali last fall.  His family has a lakehouse and pontoon boat at Tenkiller, but the only people who used it were his cousin and him.  We would go out there every other weekend and do just that.  I'm jealous of you ben ji.   
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Post by: SdK on May 12, 2012, 03:16:50 AM
Throw in noodling and subtract meth and fear of colored people this thread is _fan's life.

If everyone was doing this thread right it would be 98% of this board's life  :dubious:

98% of this board is white?  :sdeek:
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Post by: MakeItRain on May 13, 2012, 11:35:05 PM
Those big ass gold or copper stars that people put in their living rooms, usually above the entertainment center or mantle.  Definitely have only seen these things in white midwesterners houses.
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Post by: TheHamburglar on May 14, 2012, 08:29:13 AM
Those big ass gold or copper stars that people put in their living rooms, usually above the entertainment center or mantle.  Definitely have only seen these things in white midwesterners houses.

In OK they hang those on the exterior of their house, usually above the garage door. 
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Post by: puniraptor on May 14, 2012, 08:50:30 AM
I have seen these in white southwesterners' houses as well
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Post by: pissclams on May 14, 2012, 08:57:50 AM
never seen the star.  glad.
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Post by: felix rex on May 15, 2012, 11:37:08 PM
Hating Alec Baldwin as a performer[/]
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Post by: Cire on May 16, 2012, 02:05:03 PM
swimming pools
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Post by: Lynchmobrules on May 23, 2012, 03:49:47 PM
Wasn't really sure where to put this, but saw this on Yahoo.

http://shopping.yahoo.com/articles/yshoppingarticles/902/gifts-you-shouldnt-buy-grads/
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Post by: michigancat on May 23, 2012, 07:12:55 PM
every house in texas has one of those star things. every single one.
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Post by: Gooch on May 23, 2012, 08:44:06 PM
Wasn't really sure where to put this, but saw this on Yahoo.

http://shopping.yahoo.com/articles/yshoppingarticles/902/gifts-you-shouldnt-buy-grads/
Thanks Lukemobrules
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Post by: Lynchmobrules on May 23, 2012, 10:16:43 PM
Wasn't really sure where to put this, but saw this on Yahoo.

http://shopping.yahoo.com/articles/yshoppingarticles/902/gifts-you-shouldnt-buy-grads/
Thanks Lukemobrules

My bad. I didn't see it anywhere else.
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Post by: Trim on May 23, 2012, 11:47:42 PM
Wasn't really sure where to put this, but saw this on Yahoo.

http://shopping.yahoo.com/articles/yshoppingarticles/902/gifts-you-shouldnt-buy-grads/
Thanks Lukemobrules

My bad. I didn't see it anywhere else.

You're cleared.  Gooch prematurely ejaclukeated.
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Post by: AbeFroman on May 24, 2012, 12:27:59 AM
eff yahoo, I would wear the crap out of those
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Post by: sys on May 24, 2012, 01:27:12 AM
cops, rules, nazis.
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on August 02, 2012, 03:03:18 PM
Watching a crap ton of delayed coverage olympics

http://www.kansascity.com/2012/08/02/3738671/kc-ranks-second-in-country-for.html (http://www.kansascity.com/2012/08/02/3738671/kc-ranks-second-in-country-for.html)
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Post by: felix rex on August 15, 2012, 11:53:36 AM
Guys, I need some help. I've been invited to something apparently called a "corn hole tourney" at the Marine house this weekend.

I don't even know where to begin asking for advice about this.
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Post by: scottwildcat on August 15, 2012, 11:56:29 AM
Guys, I need some help. I've been invited to something apparently called a "corn hole tourney" at the Marine house this weekend.

I don't even know where to begin asking for advice about this.

isn't that what that coach at Penn State got in trouble for???  :dunno:
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Post by: slobber on August 15, 2012, 11:57:19 AM
Guys, I need some help. I've been invited to something apparently called a "corn hole tourney" at the Marine house this weekend.

I don't even know where to begin asking for advice about this.
Grab the bag by a corner and flip it backwards. The whole spinning it sideways is only for show and unless you sink it every time, every one will think you are a little bitch.
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Post by: felix rex on August 15, 2012, 12:04:03 PM
Guys, I need some help. I've been invited to something apparently called a "corn hole tourney" at the Marine house this weekend.

I don't even know where to begin asking for advice about this.
Grab the bag by a corner and flip it backwards. The whole spinning it sideways is only for show and unless you sink it every time, every one will think you are a little bitch.

crap. I mean, on the one hand, I have great balance for spinning. Also, I still don't know what the eff's going on.
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Post by: felix rex on August 15, 2012, 12:05:20 PM
Maybe it would help if I posted a pic of the actual poster for the event (that will apparently be taking place at the same complex where we, as a country, conduct high stakes diplomacy and espionage with millions of lives and billions of dollars on the line)?
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Post by: Trim on August 15, 2012, 12:09:21 PM
SFW.

http://www.cornholeplus.com/
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Post by: felix rex on August 15, 2012, 12:09:21 PM
Does this help? I'm scrambling here.



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Post by: kitten_mittons on August 15, 2012, 12:09:40 PM
I think it's just bean bag toss.
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Post by: felix rex on August 15, 2012, 12:09:54 PM
SFW.

http://www.cornholeplus.com/

:dubious:
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Post by: TheCatFanSpeaks on August 15, 2012, 12:12:30 PM
Looks like a great time FR!  Hope you packed your boots and hat and spurs.
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Post by: felix rex on August 15, 2012, 12:14:25 PM
BUT WTF IS IT?!!!!???!
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Post by: felix rex on August 15, 2012, 12:15:06 PM
And I did, for unrelated but obvious reasons, pack them.
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Post by: slobber on August 15, 2012, 12:19:28 PM
I don't understand the picture of the bull riding, but that looks mumped up. Corn hole is throwing a little 6x6" bean bag at board that sets on the ground at an incline about 20 feet away. You try to throw the bean bag into a hole in the board. Use this expression every time you or your partner makes it in the hole: "LIKE A BOSS!"
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Post by: felix rex on August 15, 2012, 12:22:09 PM
I don't understand the picture of the bull riding, but that looks mumped up. Corn hole is throwing a little 6x6" bean bag at board that sets on the ground at an incline about 20 feet away. You try to throw the bean bag into a hole in the board. Use this expression every time you or your partner makes it in the hole: "LIKE A BOSS!"

Finally. Some actionable advice. Thank you, dobber. And yes, the bull riding also threw me (<--lol!) during my investigation. Also, are the bean bags filled with corn?
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Post by: slobber on August 15, 2012, 12:27:04 PM
I don't understand the picture of the bull riding, but that looks mumped up. Corn hole is throwing a little 6x6" bean bag at board that sets on the ground at an incline about 20 feet away. You try to throw the bean bag into a hole in the board. Use this expression every time you or your partner makes it in the hole: "LIKE A BOSS!"

Finally. Some actionable advice. Thank you, dobber. And yes, the bull riding also threw me (<--lol!) during my investigation. Also, are the bean bags filled with corn?
I would start the game by feeling the bag. It is most assuredly filled with beans. However, feel the bag with an inquisitive look on your face. After 8-10 seconds, say, "Crap, you guys have these cheap ass bean bags for corn hole. Where I come from we use actual corn in our corn hole bags. I am probably not going to be worth a piss tonight at throwing these bean bags. I might as well drink another dozen King Tuts while we are playing."
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Post by: felix rex on August 15, 2012, 01:48:12 PM
Thats when I will say "LIKE A BOSS! TUT TUT TUT!"
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Post by: slobber on August 15, 2012, 01:55:30 PM
Thats when I will say "LIKE A BOSS! TUT TUT TUT!"
:gocho: and one of these:  :dance:
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Post by: puniraptor on August 15, 2012, 02:42:12 PM
Trick birthday candles that relight themselves after they are blown out
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Post by: Paul Moscow on August 15, 2012, 04:47:09 PM
Throwing one more log into the campfire.
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Post by: AbeFroman on December 15, 2012, 12:34:44 AM
Not sure if it's in here but Skydiving has been brought to my attention. Case in point @1:22

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SddXgXMzoo4
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Post by: jtksu on December 15, 2012, 12:45:59 AM
Throwing one more log into the campfire.

I like that!  More fire time means more beer time!
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Post by: steve dave on April 25, 2013, 07:51:58 AM
losing their mind about not being able to understand english spoken with a mild accent. usually IT related.
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Post by: michigancat on May 09, 2013, 09:04:08 AM
Mushroom hunting

Expressing surprise at how much morel mushrooms are worth (annually)
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Post by: CNS on May 09, 2013, 09:06:14 AM
losing their mind about not being able to understand english spoken with a mild accent. usually IT related.

Oh man.  This is the winner.

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Post by: Cire on May 09, 2013, 09:14:54 AM
losing their mind about not being able to understand english spoken with a mild accent. usually IT related.

:dubious:
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Post by: Cire on May 09, 2013, 09:15:06 AM
Mushroom hunting

Expressing surprise at how much morel mushrooms are worth (annually)

:thumbsup:
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Post by: CNS on May 09, 2013, 09:19:41 AM
losing their mind about not being able to understand english spoken with a mild accent. usually IT related.

:dubious:

My coworker agrees.  He is constantly handing me calls from ppl he "can't understand".  I pick up and there is barely an accent but it comes with an Indian name. 

Very Whitey McMidwesterny
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Post by: Cire on May 09, 2013, 09:21:23 AM
well then it's very new yorky and very californeyey too.
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Post by: steve dave on May 09, 2013, 09:23:34 AM
well then it's very new yorky and very californeyey too.

definitely not to the same degree.
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Post by: CNS on May 09, 2013, 09:25:21 AM
well then it's very new yorky and very californeyey too.

definitely not to the same degree.

I can't say for sure, but I can say that the Midwesterners usually spend a good 5 min after the call telling other Midwesterners how service is gone in the world and how they can't understand ppl from China.   
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Post by: OlatheWildcat on May 13, 2013, 09:49:41 AM
-Standing up for the Star Spangled Banner, accompanied by the fake Bellagio fountains in Branson, while riding a booze cruise on Lake Taneycomo.
-Branson
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Post by: Emo EMAW on May 13, 2013, 11:10:31 AM
well then it's very new yorky and very californeyey too.

definitely not to the same degree.

I can't say for sure, but I can say that the Midwesterners usually spend a good 5 min after the call telling other Midwesterners how service is gone in the world and how they can't understand ppl from China.

Also they're always:

"He told him his name was Jim.  Bull rough ridin' crap!"
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Post by: sys on May 13, 2013, 02:17:11 PM
it's very californian.  californians are more culturally/racially/ethnically divided than basically anywhere else i've ever lived.
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Post by: Boom Roasted on June 03, 2013, 04:07:49 PM
My weekend probably belongs in a whole variety of threads but the overbearing theme was white midwesterner.  Lots of fun was had but looking at it from the outside it was unreal how white, and midwestern my weekend was.  :dunno:
Took off work early for a drive to Wichita, KS.  Ate dinner at Sumo with lady BR's family.  Every single person eating there was white and midwestern stuffing their faces with meh hibachi grilled food.  Even the workers there are the white midwestern version of Wichitaians that happen to have an asian background. 
Saturday was wedding day and it doesnt get more WM than going to Cheddars(woof) for lunch followed by the wedding which included: purple themed, Kstate mentioned multiple times, dad giving speech, beer chugging reception, dollar dance, cha cha slide, running out of beer, going to old town after, jaeger bombs, girls crying, etc(other things I dont remember)
Sunday included the hungover drive home and the obvious highlight of the weekend with the BoozeCats winning the Regional game. 

Could a weekend be more White and Midwestern? What is your most WM weekend of all time?
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Post by: CNS on June 03, 2013, 04:10:27 PM
Not surprisingly, my most WMW wknd was also a wedding weekend in Wichita.   Although another wedding wknd in Great Bend is a very close photo-finish second place.
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Post by: michigancat on June 03, 2013, 04:25:38 PM
I think playing college fight songs at weddings is a very specific WMW thing.
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Post by: ben ji on June 03, 2013, 04:26:21 PM
Going to a wedding in wichita next weekend.  :frown:

In the past 3 years I have been to 5 weddings in wichita and only 2 in the KC area where I am from. Moral of the story is wichitians get married at a younger age(WM things related)
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Post by: michigancat on June 03, 2013, 04:29:34 PM
A white people from the coasts thing is looking down on people who got married before 30.
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Post by: Gooch on June 03, 2013, 04:31:16 PM
Going to a wedding in wichita next weekend.  :frown:

In the past 3 years I have been to 5 weddings in wichita and only 2 in the KC area where I am from. Moral of the story is wichitians get married at a younger age(WM things related)
po-TAY-toe pa-TAH-toe pak?
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Post by: Boom Roasted on June 03, 2013, 04:34:23 PM
I think playing college fight songs at weddings is a very specific WMW thing.
And Wabashed...  :frown:
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Post by: ben ji on June 03, 2013, 04:42:52 PM
Going to a wedding in wichita next weekend.  :frown:

In the past 3 years I have been to 5 weddings in wichita and only 2 in the KC area where I am from. Moral of the story is wichitians get married at a younger age(WM things related)
po-TAY-toe pa-TAH-toe pak?

See you at the PUMP HOUSE after the reception.
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Post by: Shacks on June 03, 2013, 04:49:31 PM
I think playing college fight songs at weddings is a very specific WMW thing.

I can't confirm it because I've never been to a wedding in the South, but I suspect Southerners do this too
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Post by: AbeFroman on June 03, 2013, 04:51:07 PM
I think playing college fight songs at weddings is a very specific WMW thing.

And mascots, but not limited to college. I've seen Willie, Baby Jay, and KC Wolf at weddings.  :facepalm:
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Post by: michigancat on June 03, 2013, 04:51:10 PM
I think playing college fight songs at weddings is a very specific WMW thing.

I can't confirm it because I've never been to a wedding in the South, but I suspect Southerners do this too

yeah, probably
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Post by: SleepFighter on June 03, 2013, 04:52:06 PM
I think playing college fight songs at weddings is a very specific WMW thing.

I can't confirm it because I've never been to a wedding in the South, but I suspect Southerners do this too

Can confirm.  Probably way more Southerny than Midwesterny.

Roll Tide!
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Post by: CNS on June 03, 2013, 04:52:35 PM
I think playing college fight songs at weddings is a very specific WMW thing.

I can't confirm it because I've never been to a wedding in the South, but I suspect Southerners do this too

 I have been to many upper middle class Mississippi weddings, although none in the last 10 yrs, but can confirm that this does not happen there.  Also, this group is very strongly LSU oriented and donate large amts to LSU.

I have no Alabama associations but would totally assume they heavily theme weddings towards Saban and Bama stuff.
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Post by: Shacks on June 03, 2013, 04:54:05 PM
Correction, I can somewhat confirm my suspicion.  Remember that ESPN commercial with all the Gump Aggies saying "Roll Tide" everywhere?  A wedding was included.
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 03, 2013, 05:37:21 PM
A white people from the coasts thing is looking down on people who got married before 30.

Bigtime
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on June 03, 2013, 06:39:29 PM
I was at a wedding where at the reception the groom ran through a giant piece of paper with a big red N on it as he entered the room, to the smooth sounds of the Nebraska fight song.

This person went to K-State.
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Post by: star seed 7 on June 03, 2013, 06:41:20 PM
i obviously haven't been to enough weddings.
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on June 03, 2013, 06:43:52 PM
I was at a wedding where at the reception the groom ran through a giant piece of paper with a big red N on it as he entered the room, to the smooth sounds of the Nebraska fight song.

This person went to K-State.

You probably at least got to drink a lot at this wedding, making up for the WMW lame ass scenario you described.

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Post by: Cartierfor3 on June 03, 2013, 06:44:38 PM
I was at a wedding where at the reception the groom ran through a giant piece of paper with a big red N on it as he entered the room, to the smooth sounds of the Nebraska fight song.

This person went to K-State.

You probably at least got to drink a lot at this wedding, making up for the WMW lame ass scenario you described.

Nope. No alcohol was served and we had to stay for a friggin' long time because Mrs. CF3 was pals with the bride.  :sdeek:
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Post by: Shacks on June 03, 2013, 06:50:59 PM
I was at a wedding where at the reception the groom ran through a giant piece of paper with a big red N on it as he entered the room, to the smooth sounds of the Nebraska fight song.

This person went to K-State.

You probably at least got to drink a lot at this wedding, making up for the WMW lame ass scenario you described.

Nope. No alcohol was served and we had to stay for a friggin' long time because Mrs. CF3 was pals with the bride.  :sdeek:

God, getting dragged to weddings is just the worst.  I have to attend one in three weeks.  I won't know anyone there besides my girlfriend and it's going to be in a shitty small Nebraska town (will make sure to bump this thread if groom also runs through a Cornholer logo and/or plays fight songs).  I don't even like going to weddings of people I know and am friends/family with, so I can imagine few tortures worse than wasting a whole weekend around a bunch of people I don't know and probably won't like :goodbyecruelworld:
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Post by: Headinjun on June 03, 2013, 06:52:14 PM
Gaither homecoming revival concerts.

WOOF!!!
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Post by: SwiftCat on June 03, 2013, 07:02:38 PM
Going to a wedding in wichita next weekend.  :frown:

In the past 3 years I have been to 5 weddings in wichita and only 2 in the KC area where I am from. Moral of the story is wichitians get married at a younger age(WM things related)

I'm going to a wedding for some KSU people next weekend. Are we about to have an encounter?
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Post by: ben ji on June 03, 2013, 07:12:18 PM
Going to a wedding in wichita next weekend.  :frown:

In the past 3 years I have been to 5 weddings in wichita and only 2 in the KC area where I am from. Moral of the story is wichitians get married at a younger age(WM things related)

I'm going to a wedding for some KSU people next weekend. Are we about to have an encounter?

Dunno, never met the gal, friends from ksu with my gf. We are staying at the Hyatt is all I know about this weekend.
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Post by: Emo EMAW on June 03, 2013, 08:57:44 PM
Anyone attending the wedding at the Alumni Center in 2 weeks?
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Post by: EMAWmeister on June 04, 2013, 11:15:26 PM
There is a good chance Tuxedo Willie will be on the alter at my (non-existent) wedding
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Post by: michigancat on June 05, 2013, 12:52:13 AM
Calling miracle whip mayonnaise
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Post by: SkinnyBenny on June 05, 2013, 01:39:08 AM
Went to a wedding where the LSU fight song was played. Happens everywhere.
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Post by: Cire on June 05, 2013, 07:00:08 AM
Calling miracle whip mayonnaise

Guilty
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Post by: steve dave on June 05, 2013, 07:05:02 AM
Anyone attending the wedding at the Alumni Center in 2 weeks?

my wedding reception was there
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Post by: felix rex on June 05, 2013, 07:27:17 AM
Calling miracle whip mayonnaise

I use to think mayonnaise was just a gross midwesterny thing itself, but it is way worse in DC. It probably happened before, but I never remembered getting served a burger with mayo as a default addition before. I mean, what an appalling cultural norm.

Oh, and it seems appropriate to luke "preferring college basketball to the no defense NBA" given the time of year (if it hasn't already been luked).
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Post by: scottwildcat on June 05, 2013, 07:31:10 AM
Oh, and it seems appropriate to luke "preferring college basketball to the no defense NBA" given the time of year (if it hasn't already been luked).

hate the NBA tbh
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Post by: steve dave on June 05, 2013, 07:49:18 AM
Calling miracle whip mayonnaise

I use to think mayonnaise was just a gross midwesterny thing itself, but it is way worse in DC. It probably happened before, but I never remembered getting served a burger with mayo as a default addition before. I mean, what an appalling cultural norm.

Oh, and it seems appropriate to luke "preferring college basketball to the no defense NBA" given the time of year (if it hasn't already been luked).

I hate regular season NBA but love playoff NBA (white midwestern admission)
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Post by: steve dave on June 05, 2013, 07:50:25 AM
also, I've witnessed chicat and pexican do the wabash cannonball choreographed with the bride and groom at a wedding.
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Post by: Daddy Claxton on June 05, 2013, 08:01:34 AM
My good friend (midwesterner and emaw) married a non-emaw midwesterner, and the only college related song played at the reception was Rocky Top (multiple times) because his dumbass friends that went to U Tenn demanded it. Much more an SEC thing than midwestern thing in my experience.
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Post by: ben ji on June 05, 2013, 08:32:34 AM
I have been at 2 wedding with Willie and Evertime he shows up I lose my crap and act like a lil belieber "OMG ITS WILLIE! YES!"


Back in 2010 Willie was done doing his gig at the wedding and was walking away and I was all like "Hey willie! before you leave can you sign this?" Willie turns around and I ICED HIS ASS. He was actually a good sport about it making some hand gestures to show he couldnt pound it right now because of his mascot head, then ended up walking out with the ICE in his gym bag.
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Post by: steve dave on June 05, 2013, 08:33:45 AM
ben ji, I would also react like that and that was a stud ice
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Post by: felix rex on June 05, 2013, 08:59:36 AM
Calling miracle whip mayonnaise

I use to think mayonnaise was just a gross midwesterny thing itself, but it is way worse in DC. It probably happened before, but I never remembered getting served a burger with mayo as a default addition before. I mean, what an appalling cultural norm.

Oh, and it seems appropriate to luke "preferring college basketball to the no defense NBA" given the time of year (if it hasn't already been luked).

I hate regular season NBA but love playoff NBA (white midwestern admission)

Hating the NBA regular season is not very Midwesterny IMO. Probably less so than loving the college regular season.
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Post by: mocat on June 05, 2013, 09:20:10 AM
Calling miracle whip mayonnaise

I use to think mayonnaise was just a gross midwesterny thing itself, but it is way worse in DC. It probably happened before, but I never remembered getting served a burger with mayo as a default addition before. I mean, what an appalling cultural norm.

Oh, and it seems appropriate to luke "preferring college basketball to the no defense NBA" given the time of year (if it hasn't already been luked).

I hate regular season NBA but love playoff NBA (white midwestern admission)

Hating the NBA regular season is not very Midwesterny IMO. Probably less so than loving the college regular season.

Do OKC/Indy/Milwaukee/MSP folks hate the NBA and prefer CBB? How does that work? I always assumed my butthurt/LNBAIQ was due to the fact that I grew up in a city with no NBA presence.
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Post by: michigancat on June 05, 2013, 10:24:36 AM
Are dollar dances at weddings a southern thing?
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Post by: ben ji on June 05, 2013, 10:40:54 AM
Are dollar dances at weddings a southern thing?

About Half the midwest weddings I have been to have had dollar dances
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Post by: michigancat on June 05, 2013, 10:44:05 AM
Are dollar dances at weddings a southern thing?

About Half the midwest weddings I have been to have had dollar dances

only half?
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Post by: CNS on June 05, 2013, 10:46:04 AM
Are dollar dances at weddings a southern thing?

About Half the midwest weddings I have been to have had dollar dances

Every one I have been to, with one exception, had the dollar dance.  The one that didn't had something they called the "dollar tree" which is some cardboard poster of a tree that ppl stick money.  Like a pin the tail on the donkey type give us money thing.

All the WMW'ers at that one were making fun of it and then made fun of the fact that the couple was really missing out by not having a dollar dance.
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Post by: mocat on June 05, 2013, 10:55:50 AM
I thought the dollar dance was at weddings everywhere!  :sdeek:
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Post by: CNS on June 05, 2013, 10:56:27 AM
I thought the dollar dance was at weddings everywhere!  :sdeek:

Oh man!  were you at the dollar tree wedding?   :surprised:
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Post by: mocat on June 05, 2013, 10:57:05 AM
I thought the dollar dance was at weddings everywhere!  :sdeek:

Oh man!  were you at the dollar tree wedding?   :surprised:

nope, every wedding i've ever been to had a dollar dance
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Post by: felix rex on June 05, 2013, 12:48:27 PM
I thought the dollar dance was Mexican. I've only seen it twice, and both were Mexican weddings.
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Post by: steve dave on June 05, 2013, 12:52:11 PM
I think we've confirmed that the dollar dance is an international wedding tradition. moving on.
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Post by: michigancat on June 05, 2013, 12:55:54 PM
I'll be honest, I've only been to like one non-white midwestern wedding so I have no idea.
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Post by: felix rex on June 05, 2013, 12:57:49 PM
Me neither. My new cool east coast friends aren't married yet.
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Post by: Emo EMAW on June 05, 2013, 02:09:42 PM
My cousin (elite east coast family) had their wedding in Florida and can confirm there was no dollar dance.  Pretty sure, I got pretty wasted so I may have missed it, but it would have seemed tacky there.
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Post by: mocat on June 05, 2013, 02:11:58 PM
My cousin (elite east coast family) had their wedding in Florida and can confirm there was no dollar dance.  Pretty sure, I got pretty wasted so I may have missed it, but it would have seemed tacky there.

Does everybody get a chance to dance with the bride and groom for free? What a bargain!
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Post by: Mr Bread on June 05, 2013, 03:02:27 PM
I've been to Illinois and Arizona weddings and there were no dollar dances.  Never heard of it.  Sounds terrible. 
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Post by: star seed 7 on June 05, 2013, 03:37:36 PM
I've been to Illinois and Arizona weddings and there were no dollar dances.  Never heard of it.  Sounds terrible.

it is.
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Post by: sys on June 05, 2013, 03:44:19 PM
Calling miracle whip mayonnaise

I use to think mayonnaise was just a gross midwesterny thing itself, but it is way worse in DC.

mayonnaise is probably the single most disgusting thing in the world.  also, lol @ michigancat.
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Post by: michigancat on June 05, 2013, 03:44:54 PM
lol
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Post by: Emo EMAW on June 05, 2013, 03:45:17 PM
Calling miracle whip mayonnaise

I use to think mayonnaise was just a gross midwesterny thing itself, but it is way worse in DC.

mayonnaise is probably the single most disgusting thing in the world.  also, lol @ michigancat.

I like you sys, but you're wrong about mayonnaise.  Flat rough ridin' wrong.
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Post by: star seed 7 on June 05, 2013, 03:45:30 PM
Calling miracle whip mayonnaise

I use to think mayonnaise was just a gross midwesterny thing itself, but it is way worse in DC.

mayonnaise is probably the single most disgusting thing in the world.  also, lol @ michigancat.

tied with pickles
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Post by: mocat on June 05, 2013, 03:47:06 PM
I've been to Illinois and Arizona weddings and there were no dollar dances.  Never heard of it.  Sounds terrible.

Why only those 2 places?

I've been to Missouri, Nebraska, Kansas, Illinois, California off the top of my head and each one had a dollar dance. It's not really a big deal. Everybody who wants to just comes up and dances with the bride or groom for 30 seconds. The best man/maid of honor collect a dollar or whatever you want to give. This is a pretty established tradition that comes from European immigrants.
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Post by: Paul Moscow on June 05, 2013, 03:48:11 PM
I've been to Illinois and Arizona weddings and there were no dollar dances.  Never heard of it.  Sounds terrible.

it is.

I've never been a part of this. A dance only costs 1 buck? What costs 1 buck anymore? Good deal for the buyer assuming the bride isn't some phat break dancer that just humiliates you on the d floor.
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Post by: CNS on June 05, 2013, 03:50:53 PM
Guys, you know what is really good with Siracha sauce?  Mayo.

WMW'ey?
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Post by: Mr Bread on June 05, 2013, 04:12:14 PM
I've been to Illinois and Arizona weddings and there were no dollar dances.  Never heard of it.  Sounds terrible.

Why only those 2 places?

I've been to Missouri, Nebraska, Kansas, Illinois, California off the top of my head and each one had a dollar dance. It's not really a big deal. Everybody who wants to just comes up and dances with the bride or groom for 30 seconds. The best man/maid of honor collect a dollar or whatever you want to give. This is a pretty established tradition that comes from European immigrants poors obviously.

How does that not sound terrible to you?  I wouldn't have wanted to do it at my wedding even if I knew it was a thing at the time.  Just awful for guests and marrieds alike.  I don't want to dance with the bride or groom when I'm a guest.  Never crossed my mind.  I want to get them a nice gift and party hardy. 

As far as why only those two places, I'm not the boss of where people I know get married. 
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Post by: Paul Moscow on June 05, 2013, 04:20:50 PM
I've been to Illinois and Arizona weddings and there were no dollar dances.  Never heard of it.  Sounds terrible.

Why only those 2 places?

I've been to Missouri, Nebraska, Kansas, Illinois, California off the top of my head and each one had a dollar dance. It's not really a big deal. Everybody who wants to just comes up and dances with the bride or groom for 30 seconds. The best man/maid of honor collect a dollar or whatever you want to give. This is a pretty established tradition that comes from European immigrants poors obviously.

How does that not sound terrible to you?  I wouldn't have wanted to do it at my wedding even if I knew it was a thing at the time.  Just awful for guests and marrieds alike.  I don't want to dance with the bride or groom when I'm a guest.  Never crossed my mind.  I want to get them a nice gift and party hardy. 

As far as why only those two places, I'm not the boss of where people I know get married.

Maybe no one wants to dance with the selfish married couple but then no one goes up there so people are forced to go pay $1 to dance with your sweaty asses just so you don't think your marriage is cursed and cry about it later.

I'm with Bread on this one, how dumb.
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Post by: OK_Cat on June 05, 2013, 04:22:32 PM
i've been to a bunch of weddings in ok and ks and never witnessed a dollar dance thing
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Post by: slobber on June 05, 2013, 04:23:29 PM
My wife made over $1200 dollars on our dollar dance. I thought they should do it again! Also, if you are only giving a buck, then you are a jayhawk outted.
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Post by: mocat on June 05, 2013, 04:25:51 PM
Yeah it's kind of a fun thing, I don't know why people are being stupid about it. gE.c I guess
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Post by: hatingfrancisco on June 05, 2013, 04:26:26 PM
My wife made over $1200 dollars on our dollar dance. I thought they should do it again! Also, if you are only giving a buck, then you are a jayhawk outted.

It's called a dollar dance for a reason.  Anything more than that and your wife has a secret menu..
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Post by: kitten_mittons on June 05, 2013, 04:26:35 PM
I was at a wedding where one of my friends married a stripper.  The dollar dance was VERY ironic.
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Post by: Emo EMAW on June 05, 2013, 04:27:39 PM
It's awkward to be a part of (as the groom) but I've willingly been a part of it many times as a midwesterner attending a bro's wedding.  Always give like $20 and if I can get the groom looking I squeeze her butt.   :fatty:
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Post by: Paul Moscow on June 05, 2013, 04:30:58 PM
Sounds like a well-dressed gang rape. I wouldn't subject my made-up wife to this.
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Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on June 05, 2013, 04:38:03 PM
instead of giving the bride/groom a $1 bill to dance with them for 30 seconds you should give them a kick in the balls because thats what marriage is going to be like and theyre going to hate it.
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Post by: michigancat on June 05, 2013, 04:38:23 PM
It's just a nice way to say hi to the bride (or groom) and give them a little honeymoon cash. Looking down on it is a wannabe White Coastener thing.
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Post by: Emo EMAW on June 05, 2013, 04:39:35 PM
Guise did we discuss how midwesterners love "Chi-pol-tay" ??
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Post by: TheCatFanSpeaks on June 05, 2013, 04:41:59 PM
"Chi-pol-tay"

Mispronounced words thread.
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on June 05, 2013, 04:48:09 PM
It's just a nice way to say hi to the bride (or groom) and give them a little honeymoon cash. Looking down on it is a wannabe White Coastener thing.
agreed.. and we all know those crazy kids could use the cash, amirite
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Post by: Mr Bread on June 05, 2013, 04:58:10 PM
It's just a nice way to say hi to the bride (or groom) and give them a little honeymoon cash. Looking down on it is a wannabe White Coastener thing.

Rusty is right here.  People can't possibly dislike things that they don't find enjoyable.  Clearly an attempt by all involved to be cool and something that they're not.  Bunch of posers.  I regret my involvement, don't know what I was thinking. 
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Post by: SkinnyBenny on June 05, 2013, 04:58:55 PM
Guise did we discuss how midwesterners love "Chi-pol-tay" ??

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Post by: michigancat on June 05, 2013, 05:01:49 PM
It's just a nice way to say hi to the bride (or groom) and give them a little honeymoon cash. Looking down on it is a wannabe White Coastener thing.

Rusty is right here.  People can't possibly dislike things that they don't find enjoyable.  Clearly an attempt by all involved to be cool and something that they're not.  Bunch of posers.  I regret my involvement, don't know what I was thinking. 

to be fair, you did say it was for "poors". But I'm sure that was just about disliking an activity.
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Post by: ben ji on June 05, 2013, 05:02:31 PM
Guise did we discuss how midwesterners love "Chi-pol-tay" ??

I used to say it that way until someone pointed out I was wrong. Now I call it "Chi-Pot-uhl" when I'm around them.
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Post by: Mr Bread on June 05, 2013, 05:10:25 PM
It's just a nice way to say hi to the bride (or groom) and give them a little honeymoon cash. Looking down on it is a wannabe White Coastener thing.

Rusty is right here.  People can't possibly dislike things that they don't find enjoyable.  Clearly an attempt by all involved to be cool and something that they're not.  Bunch of posers.  I regret my involvement, don't know what I was thinking. 

to be fair, you did say it was for "poors". But I'm sure that was just about disliking an activity.

No I didn't.  I speculated it originated from poors.  Now it's just a stupid thing that people with or without money do. 


Everybody who wants to just comes up and dances with the bride or groom for 30 seconds. The best man/maid of honor collect a dollar or whatever you want to give. This is a pretty established tradition that comes from European immigrants poors obviously.


I dislike the dancing/imposition on both sides of the equation.  I would much prefer to give/receive a nice gift that can be opened later than have to be harassed on the dance floor in exchange for filthy paper money.  That's how strip clubs operate.
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Post by: star seed 7 on June 05, 2013, 05:12:17 PM
you still get the gift bread.

it's not an either/or.

(i still agree that it's not fun)
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Post by: Mr Bread on June 05, 2013, 05:16:27 PM
you still get the gift bread.

it's not an either/or.

(i still agree that it's not fun)

I know.  I don't want their paper money or their dance touches.  Just gifts later and party rocking now.  I'm not sure I understand the board divide on this one honestly.  #liveandlearn #acceptance
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Post by: star seed 7 on June 05, 2013, 05:19:38 PM
you still get the gift bread.

it's not an either/or.

(i still agree that it's not fun)

I know.  I don't want their paper money or their dance touches.  Just gifts later and party rocking now.  I'm not sure I understand the board divide on this one honestly.  #liveandlearn #acceptance

the old people (parents/grandparents/aunts) LOVE it though.  so i can kind of see doing it for them.
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Post by: michigancat on June 05, 2013, 05:23:22 PM
It's just a nice way to say hi to the bride (or groom) and give them a little honeymoon cash. Looking down on it is a wannabe White Coastener thing.

Rusty is right here.  People can't possibly dislike things that they don't find enjoyable.  Clearly an attempt by all involved to be cool and something that they're not.  Bunch of posers.  I regret my involvement, don't know what I was thinking. 

to be fair, you did say it was for "poors". But I'm sure that was just about disliking an activity.

No I didn't.  I speculated it originated from poors.  Now it's just a stupid thing that people with or without money do. 


Everybody who wants to just comes up and dances with the bride or groom for 30 seconds. The best man/maid of honor collect a dollar or whatever you want to give. This is a pretty established tradition that comes from European immigrants poors obviously.


I dislike the dancing/imposition on both sides of the equation.  I would much prefer to give/receive a nice gift that can be opened later than have to be harassed on the dance floor in exchange for filthy paper money.  That's how strip clubs operate.

backtrack

also you don't have to participate. also I don't really like it either (because of the paper money and I usually don't want to talk to people).
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Post by: Mr Bread on June 05, 2013, 05:25:35 PM
good then
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Post by: michigancat on June 05, 2013, 05:26:44 PM
good then

I still think you were being a prick
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Post by: Paul Moscow on June 05, 2013, 05:31:43 PM
Having low thresholds for entertainment (which this is) is very midwestern-y.
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Post by: Mr Bread on June 05, 2013, 05:33:02 PM
good then

I still think you were being a prick

there is no way to politely crap on someone else's tradition you contrary sonofabitch.  of course i was being a prick. 
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Post by: michigancat on June 05, 2013, 05:35:03 PM
good then

I still think you were being a prick

there is no way to politely crap on someone else's tradition you contrary sonofabitch.  of course i was being a prick. 

Did you have a receiving line?
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Post by: Mr Bread on June 05, 2013, 06:20:56 PM
no.  nondenominational ceremony took less than fifteen minutes by design.  the sole focus was fun for everyone at the reception.  did the table rounds by way of thanks/greeting.  no garter toss or bouquet toss.  did cut cake and have a first dance.  limited fanfare.  only two speeches (maid of honor/best man) both concise and sufficiently funny/endearing.  i actually had fun.   
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Post by: star seed 7 on June 05, 2013, 06:24:27 PM
no.  nondenominational ceremony took less than fifteen minutes by design.  the sole focus was fun for everyone at the reception.  did the table rounds by way of thanks/greeting.  no garter toss or bouquet toss.  did cut cake and have a first dance.  limited fanfare.  only two speeches (maid of honor/best man) both concise and sufficiently funny/endearing.  i actually had fun.   

wow, great wedding bread, you correctly took out all the stupid crap!
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Post by: michigancat on June 05, 2013, 06:39:57 PM
no.  nondenominational ceremony took less than fifteen minutes by design.  the sole focus was fun for everyone at the reception.  did the table rounds by way of thanks/greeting.  no garter toss or bouquet toss.  did cut cake and have a first dance.  limited fanfare.  only two speeches (maid of honor/best man) both concise and sufficiently funny/endearing.  i actually had fun.   

wow, great wedding bread, you correctly took out all the stupid crap!

speeches and cake cutting are pretty stupid
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Post by: Mr Bread on June 05, 2013, 06:42:19 PM
oh and also we didn't have a wedding party.  best man was her younger/only brother/sibling.  maid of honor was my younger/only sister/sibling.  that way our besties could just relax, watch for a bit in their own sweet duds and then get right to eating/drinking/partying down for free.  we figured if we were going to impose on somebody it might as well be our younger siblings.  also no hurt feelings over inclusion/exclusion if you have a lot of friends.  i recommend it.  they all sat in the back part of the big ass church we rented and I was able to flip them all off as we walked out without any collateral damage.  was a great way to go out.  eff you brajjes and brajjettes, let's do this or something.
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Post by: michigancat on June 05, 2013, 06:43:33 PM
  they all sat in the back part of the big ass church we rented and I was able to flip them all off as we walked out without any collateral damage.  was a great way to go out.  eff you brajjes and brajjettes, let's do this or something.

sounds rad
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Post by: star seed 7 on June 05, 2013, 06:43:41 PM
no.  nondenominational ceremony took less than fifteen minutes by design.  the sole focus was fun for everyone at the reception.  did the table rounds by way of thanks/greeting.  no garter toss or bouquet toss.  did cut cake and have a first dance.  limited fanfare.  only two speeches (maid of honor/best man) both concise and sufficiently funny/endearing.  i actually had fun.   

wow, great wedding bread, you correctly took out all the stupid crap!

speeches and cake cutting are pretty stupid

i see more value (to the wedding participants) in both of those than any of the other crap he cut.
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Post by: Mr Bread on June 05, 2013, 06:49:29 PM
no.  nondenominational ceremony took less than fifteen minutes by design.  the sole focus was fun for everyone at the reception.  did the table rounds by way of thanks/greeting.  no garter toss or bouquet toss.  did cut cake and have a first dance.  limited fanfare.  only two speeches (maid of honor/best man) both concise and sufficiently funny/endearing.  i actually had fun.   

wow, great wedding bread, you correctly took out all the stupid crap!

speeches and cake cutting are pretty stupid

i see more value (to the wedding participants) in both of those than any of the other crap he cut.

meh, we opened up the open bar during and had appies being walked around so people could officially not give a eff about whatever bullshit we were up to if they were so inclined.  watch if you want to watch or ignore it and have fun.   
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Post by: Mr Bread on June 05, 2013, 06:50:27 PM
  they all sat in the back part of the big ass church we rented and I was able to flip them all off as we walked out without any collateral damage.  was a great way to go out.  eff you brajjes and brajjettes, let's do this or something.

sounds rad

felt rad
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Post by: Mr Bread on June 05, 2013, 06:56:48 PM
'twas a subtle, unplanned bird.  right hand near the hip.  was really excited and that's what felt right at the moment.  I also did a face like this guy :D.  you should have seen it rusty.  it was so damn organic to the situ.  yolo bud.
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Post by: michigancat on June 05, 2013, 06:58:02 PM
I'm really glad you got that moment, Mr. Bread.

When you get right down to it, it's really hard to come up with any aspect of a wedding other than "free" food and booze that isn't complete bullshit. Well, that and special moments.
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Post by: CNS on June 05, 2013, 06:59:39 PM
no.  nondenominational ceremony took less than fifteen minutes by design.  the sole focus was fun for everyone at the reception.  did the table rounds by way of thanks/greeting.  no garter toss or bouquet toss.  did cut cake and have a first dance.  limited fanfare.  only two speeches (maid of honor/best man) both concise and sufficiently funny/endearing.  i actually had fun.   

Welp.  Evidently Mr. Bread is Mrs. CNS. 

Love you, Hon.
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Post by: michigancat on June 05, 2013, 06:59:59 PM
I mean weddings with the NBA lineup-esque wedding party introduction? GTFO
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Post by: Mr Bread on June 05, 2013, 07:03:08 PM
if you were my irl friend and were at my wedding and i flipped you off at the church we would have grinned big as crap at each other and really just been perfectly happy in that one tiny moment.  would have been great.  i just know it.  i wish we could know that joy together.
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Post by: michigancat on June 05, 2013, 07:04:19 PM
if you were my irl friend and were at my wedding and i flipped you off at the church we would have grinned big as crap at each other and really just been perfectly happy in that one tiny moment.  would have been great.  i just know it.  i wish we could know that joy together.

I probably would have done the WWF "suck it" move back at you. And winked.
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Post by: Asteriskhead on June 06, 2013, 12:38:56 AM
if you were my irl friend and were at my wedding and i flipped you off at the church we would have grinned big as crap at each other and really just been perfectly happy in that one tiny moment.  would have been great.  i just know it.  i wish we could know that joy together.

I probably would have done the WWF "suck it" move back at you. And winked.

absolutely adorbs, you two.
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Post by: felix rex on June 06, 2013, 12:45:47 AM
I've been to Illinois and Arizona weddings and there were no dollar dances.  Never heard of it.  Sounds terrible.

Why only those 2 places?

I've been to Missouri, Nebraska, Kansas, Illinois, California off the top of my head and each one had a dollar dance. It's not really a big deal. Everybody who wants to just comes up and dances with the bride or groom for 30 seconds. The best man/maid of honor collect a dollar or whatever you want to give. This is a pretty established tradition that comes from European immigrants.

At the Mexican wedding, they literally pinned cash to the brides dress during the dance. My reaction to this triggered some wholly unfounded allegations of cultural insensitivity.
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Post by: michigancat on June 06, 2013, 01:12:06 AM
I just remembered a Mexican wedding I went to that involved a tequila shot taken from the groom's shoe. I don't remember if there was a dollar dance or not.
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Post by: felix rex on June 06, 2013, 02:49:51 AM
This one was in the gym attached to the local church and the priest kicked everyone out after the bride's family tried to sneak in a bunch of kegs.
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Post by: slobber on June 06, 2013, 04:10:36 AM
This one was in the gym attached to the local church and the priest kicked everyone out after the bride's family tried to sneak in a bunch of kegs.
That crap don't fly. You have to buy them through the church.
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Post by: puniraptor on June 06, 2013, 03:43:28 PM
ugh, wedding party choreographed novelty dances
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Post by: slobber on June 06, 2013, 04:53:55 PM
ugh, wedding party choreographed novelty dances
Yes to this. The first one was awesome, until I saw the second one. Then the first one sucked just like all of the rest of them.
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on June 06, 2013, 09:20:28 PM
This one was in the gym attached to the local church and the priest kicked everyone out after the bride's family tried to sneak in a bunch of kegs.

Probs not a priest. Catholics/Anglicans don't mind a few kegs
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Post by: Saulbadguy on June 06, 2013, 09:36:48 PM
I stomped on a lightbulb in a bag after I got married
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Post by: scottwildcat on June 06, 2013, 09:38:03 PM
I stomped on a lightbulb in a bag after I got married

thats not a midwestern thing thats a jewish thing correct?
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Post by: Saulbadguy on June 06, 2013, 09:40:54 PM
I stomped on a lightbulb in a bag after I got married

thats not a midwestern thing thats a jewish thing correct?
yes but all the white midwesterner (non-jews) thought it was adorable/amazing
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Post by: star seed 7 on June 06, 2013, 09:41:36 PM
I stomped on a lightbulb in a bag after I got married

is this how you control inflation?
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Post by: scottwildcat on June 06, 2013, 09:49:55 PM
I stomped on a lightbulb in a bag after I got married

thats not a midwestern thing thats a jewish thing correct?
yes but all the white midwesterner (non-jews) thought it was adorable/amazing

I went to a jewish wedding and loved the eff out of it. and I am white and midwestern  :sdeek:

great call on that one Saul
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Post by: kstate16 on June 06, 2013, 10:52:26 PM
Treating "grilling out" as an art form, however mediocre it may be.
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on June 08, 2013, 12:09:06 PM
Racial profiling.....

The guy at 3:00 is just, wow.

http://www.upworthy.com/know-anyone-that-thinks-racial-profiling-is-exaggerated-watch-this-and-tell-me-when-your-jaw-drops-2 (http://www.upworthy.com/know-anyone-that-thinks-racial-profiling-is-exaggerated-watch-this-and-tell-me-when-your-jaw-drops-2)
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Post by: Cire on June 08, 2013, 01:19:50 PM
I got a new fridge from dollar dance money and subsequently got a beer fridge too.
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Post by: Fedor on June 10, 2013, 11:04:10 AM
When there is a quarterback competition and one of the leading candidates shows up at a youth camp to help the youngsters learn to throw laser spirals, and then the other leading candidate is nowhere to be found.
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Post by: felix rex on June 10, 2013, 11:29:41 AM
The other one was probably in a parking lot somewhere grabbing his junk and flipping the bird.
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Post by: CNS on June 10, 2013, 11:40:40 AM
The other one was probably in a parking lot somewhere grabbing his junk and flipping the bird.

he said QB, not point guard.
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Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on June 10, 2013, 11:41:10 AM
I stomped on a lightbulb in a bag after I got married

huh, all this time I thought it was a champagne flute or something...
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Post by: hatingfrancisco on June 10, 2013, 12:01:46 PM
When there is a quarterback competition and one of the leading candidates shows up at a youth camp to help the youngsters learn to throw laser spirals, and then the other leading candidate is nowhere to be found.

Meh, lots of dudes not there...  but the one qb that was is pretty damned dreamy...  :love:
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Post by: Johnny Wichita on June 10, 2013, 12:02:46 PM
no.  nondenominational ceremony took less than fifteen minutes by design.  the sole focus was fun for everyone at the reception.  did the table rounds by way of thanks/greeting.  no garter toss or bouquet toss.  did cut cake and have a first dance.  limited fanfare.  only two speeches (maid of honor/best man) both concise and sufficiently funny/endearing.  i actually had fun.   

Welp.  Evidently Mr. Bread is Mrs. CNS. 

Love you, Hon.

Was going to make this same joke.  You both must be studs. 

Also, Bread is correct in that the dollar dance is for poors. 
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Post by: jtksu on June 10, 2013, 12:23:48 PM
I stomped on a lightbulb in a bag after I got married

What's the deal with the light bulb? I've always thought it was a glass...
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Post by: one time gella on June 10, 2013, 12:38:15 PM
Yeah, what's up with that?
No love for Edison?  :dunno:
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Post by: mocat on June 10, 2013, 12:39:39 PM
Why waste a perfectly good flute? OY VEY amirite
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Post by: steve dave on June 10, 2013, 12:42:07 PM
lotta midwestern midwesterning it up in this thread
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Post by: jtksu on June 10, 2013, 01:02:46 PM
Have we already discussed Big Gulps?
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Post by: Fedor on June 10, 2013, 01:03:08 PM
When there is a quarterback competition and one of the leading candidates shows up at a youth camp to help the youngsters learn to throw laser spirals, and then the other leading candidate is nowhere to be found.

Meh, lots of dudes not there...  but the one qb that was is pretty damned dreamy...  :love:
High Stepper Cat!!!!
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Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on June 10, 2013, 02:06:14 PM
Have we already discussed Big Gulps?

http://blogs.smithsonianmag.com/food/2013/05/the-history-of-the-big-gulp/
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Post by: Saulbadguy on June 10, 2013, 03:39:29 PM
I stomped on a lightbulb in a bag after I got married

What's the deal with the light bulb? I've always thought it was a glass...
Lightbulbs are cheaper, and make much more noise
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Post by: jtksu on June 10, 2013, 03:44:13 PM
Have we already discussed Big Gulps?

http://blogs.smithsonianmag.com/food/2013/05/the-history-of-the-big-gulp/

That crap is fascinating! Thanks for the link dude.
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Post by: Kat Kid on June 10, 2013, 03:56:03 PM
I think playing college fight songs at weddings is a very specific WMW thing.

I DID THIS (actually Wabash/farm humped my ass off)
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Post by: ben ji on June 10, 2013, 03:56:37 PM
Have we already discussed Big Gulps?

http://blogs.smithsonianmag.com/food/2013/05/the-history-of-the-big-gulp/

That crap is fascinating! Thanks for the link dude.

Yeah, been reading smithsonianmag articles all day.
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Post by: mocat on June 10, 2013, 04:01:09 PM
I stomped on a lightbulb in a bag after I got married

What's the deal with the light bulb? I've always thought it was a glass...
Lightbulbs are cheaper, and make much more noise

fuckin nailed that crap
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Post by: jtksu on June 10, 2013, 04:22:05 PM
I stomped on a lightbulb in a bag after I got married

What's the deal with the light bulb? I've always thought it was a glass...
Lightbulbs are cheaper, and make much more noise

Makes sense.  Are the Jews stockpiling the old style light bulbs and driving prices up?!    :shakesfist:
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Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on June 10, 2013, 04:54:26 PM
I stomped on a lightbulb in a bag after I got married

What's the deal with the light bulb? I've always thought it was a glass...
Lightbulbs are cheaper, and make much more noise

oh boy, way to be stereotypical there bud!   :thumbsup:
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Post by: puniraptor on June 10, 2013, 08:51:30 PM
Did we talk about largemouth bass mailboxes yet?
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Post by: Saulbadguy on June 10, 2013, 08:54:08 PM
Did we talk about largemouth bass mailboxes yet?
those don't last very long (get destroyed)
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Post by: Shacks on June 10, 2013, 09:01:59 PM
Did we talk about largemouth bass mailboxes yet?

What about singing bass plaques?
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Post by: Cire on June 10, 2013, 10:28:22 PM
Saul,  Are you saying the light bulb is a white mid westerny thing?   LJIQ
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on June 13, 2013, 04:46:02 PM
Personalized license plate with whatever your grandkids call you on it. "Neenaw" "Meemaw" etc
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 13, 2013, 04:59:12 PM
Comparing some hicky midwest city to a coastal city as being pretty similar.
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Post by: SkinnyBenny on June 14, 2013, 01:46:47 AM
Have we talked yet about the stickers on back windshields depicting everyone in the entire family?
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Post by: jtksu on June 14, 2013, 03:02:35 AM
Have we talked yet about the stickers on back windshields depicting everyone in the entire family?

Oooh, good one.  Saw one a while back that was a zombie family.  Very WMI.
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Post by: slobber on June 14, 2013, 03:12:05 AM
Have we talked yet about the stickers on back windshields depicting everyone in the entire family?

Oooh, good one.  Saw one a while back that was a zombie family.  Very WMI.
Take this to the crap soccer moms like. A crap ton of New Englanders now live in NC, and 95% of the soccer mom's have these stickers on the back window.
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Post by: mocat on June 14, 2013, 07:44:56 AM
this is the best

(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/family_decals.png)
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Post by: Emo EMAW on June 14, 2013, 07:58:52 AM
That's great mocat.  :thumbs:
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Post by: sys on August 02, 2013, 10:02:07 PM
acting shocked, but really being delighted by examples of european racism.
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Post by: chum1 on August 02, 2013, 10:05:59 PM
Calling Southerners racists.
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Post by: steve dave on August 02, 2013, 10:06:03 PM
this is the best

(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/family_decals.png)

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=3914.msg337734#msg337734

 ;)
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Post by: Cire on August 02, 2013, 10:13:44 PM
Calling Southerners racists.


swimming pools
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Post by: star seed 7 on August 02, 2013, 11:42:14 PM
acting shocked, but really being delighted by examples of european racism.

Guilty.
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Post by: star seed 7 on August 02, 2013, 11:42:56 PM
The television program "friends".
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Post by: Kat Kid on August 03, 2013, 12:37:08 AM
acting shocked, but really being delighted by examples of european racism.

hmmmmmm
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Post by: michigancat on August 08, 2013, 10:05:27 AM
Talking about how their old lady won't stop talking.
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Post by: mocat on August 08, 2013, 10:11:21 AM
this is the best

(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/family_decals.png)

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=3914.msg337734#msg337734

 ;)

 :thumbs:
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Post by: michigancat on September 18, 2013, 02:27:46 PM
this article about Whole Foods:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/kelly-maclean/surviving-whole-foods_b_3895583.html

And this article about Gen Y being unhappy because their parents told them they were special:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/wait-but-why/generation-y-unhappy_b_3930620.html
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Post by: theKSU on September 18, 2013, 05:50:28 PM
Moving to Colorado and only hanging out with other people from your Midwestern State.
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Post by: SkinnyBenny on September 24, 2013, 12:01:48 PM
http://www.fastcodesign.com/1671981/the-mystery-behind-chipotles-secret-1500-calorie-super-burrito#6
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Post by: pissclams on September 24, 2013, 12:25:13 PM
http://www.fastcodesign.com/1671981/the-mystery-behind-chipotles-secret-1500-calorie-super-burrito#6

everyone loves secret menus.   everyone loves chipotle. 
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Post by: Cire on September 25, 2013, 09:55:45 PM
Might be for the stuff old people like but how about printing pictures on regular old printer paper?
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 25, 2013, 10:24:32 PM
Moving to Colorado and only hanging out with other people from your Midwestern State.

Was in Denver last Thursday, got taken to a KC bar to watch the chiefs.  Apparently it is the Kstate bar as well
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Post by: Phil Titola on October 05, 2013, 09:42:44 AM
Panera. Holy balls the brookside one is like ground zero for yoga pants.
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Post by: Tobias on October 05, 2013, 06:48:16 PM
Panera. Holy balls the brookside one is like ground zero for yoga pants.

is this a roundabout way of saying white midwesterners love yoga pants?
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Post by: WillieWatanabe on October 05, 2013, 07:17:02 PM
pretty sure the world loves yoga pants.
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Post by: michigancat on July 09, 2014, 08:00:56 PM
I swear to God that rough ridin' water slide has captured the fascination of white midwesteria unlike anything I've ever seen. I get like ten daily updates on its progress. (it's not just a kc thing)
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Post by: cas4ksu on July 09, 2014, 08:57:02 PM
sunflower seeds.

putting shredded cheese on stuff.
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Post by: SkinnyBenny on July 10, 2014, 01:31:10 AM
Confirmed. S. cheese is great.
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Post by: ben ji on July 10, 2014, 01:19:51 PM
sunflower seeds.

putting shredded cheese on stuff.

I eat sunflower seeds all the time at work and keep a bag of shredded cheese in the lunch fridge(For use on chimichanga's(sp) and burritos).
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Post by: michigancat on July 10, 2014, 01:51:55 PM
sunflower seeds are a great one.

May have been mentioned, but they also love thinking they work harder than people from other regions.
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Post by: pissclams on July 10, 2014, 01:53:53 PM
what the eff is this all about?

(http://i537.photobucket.com/albums/ff332/sunhawk61/KansasFarmerFeeds.jpg)
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Post by: Benja on July 10, 2014, 01:56:38 PM
Crossfit.

Doing your morning jog down the middle of a suburban street.

Being a single mom that overcompensates by working out a lot and talking about working out a lot.
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Post by: hemmy on July 10, 2014, 01:59:48 PM
what the eff is this all about?

(http://i537.photobucket.com/albums/ff332/sunhawk61/KansasFarmerFeeds.jpg)

I think that is about Mark Mangino. Not 100% sure though.
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Post by: michigancat on July 10, 2014, 02:01:01 PM
Crossfit.

Doing your morning jog down the middle of a suburban street.

Being a single mom that overcompensates by working out a lot and talking about working out a lot.

 people are like that everywhere
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Post by: hemmy on July 10, 2014, 02:01:29 PM
I swear to God that rough ridin' water slide has captured the fascination of white midwesteria unlike anything I've ever seen. I get like ten daily updates on its progress. (it's not just a kc thing)

UPDATE: "Soft Opening" is today!
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Post by: pissclams on July 10, 2014, 02:16:22 PM
as people consume more, does the number on the sign go down?
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Post by: hemmy on July 10, 2014, 02:26:59 PM
kansas farmers compensate by producing more
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Post by: raquetcat on July 10, 2014, 02:32:43 PM
kansas farmers compensate by producing more
Yep, increased efficiency through better technology and manufacturing
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Post by: cas4ksu on July 10, 2014, 10:03:15 PM
sunflower seeds.

putting shredded cheese on stuff.

I eat sunflower seeds all the time at work and keep a bag of shredded cheese in the lunch fridge(For use on chimichanga's(sp) and burritos).

me too. i dk if either of which are directly midwestern things but I don't think I've ever really known anyone else that chews seeds not from the midwest.

like as a snack, not like playing baseball/softball.
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Post by: Gooch on July 11, 2014, 08:10:17 AM
Pantera Bread*



*Probably Luke'd
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Post by: 8manpick on July 11, 2014, 08:22:44 AM
Pantera Bread*



*Probably Luke'd
I love the Potato Soup in a Bread Bowl From Hell
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Post by: Institutional Control on July 11, 2014, 08:27:26 AM
Pantera Bread*



*Probably Luke'd

The Dimebag Darrell sandwich is to die for.
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Post by: Gooch on July 11, 2014, 08:29:26 AM
Pantera Bread*



*Probably Luke'd

The Dimebag Darrell sandwich is to die for.
:lol: Holy auto correct!
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Post by: SdK on July 11, 2014, 09:21:33 AM
That's a weird auto correct
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Post by: Gooch on July 11, 2014, 09:23:36 AM
Pantera Bread*



*Probably Luke'd

The Dimebag Darrell sandwich is to die for.
This one is not funny. :frown: RIP Dimebag
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Post by: mocat on July 11, 2014, 09:28:31 AM
Pantera Bread*



*Probably Luke'd

i wish i would have seen this post earlier. i would have primal concrete bagel'd his ass
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Post by: Trogdor on July 11, 2014, 09:31:23 AM
Mainstream Hip-Hop artists
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Post by: puniraptor on July 11, 2014, 10:27:55 AM
panini beyond panini
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Post by: Asteriskhead on July 11, 2014, 12:59:36 PM
Message in Cream Cheese
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Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on July 11, 2014, 01:01:36 PM
Free Poncho night at MLB stadiums...

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/white-sox-or-white-power

 :whistle1:
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Post by: Asteriskhead on July 11, 2014, 01:03:16 PM
panini beyond panini

This was where I immediately went. Good job.
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Post by: SdK on July 11, 2014, 01:15:46 PM
Free Poncho night at MLB stadiums...

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/white-sox-or-white-power

 :whistle1:
Omg.
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Post by: puniraptor on July 11, 2014, 01:17:54 PM
panini beyond panini

This was where I immediately went. Good job.

vulgar display of foccacia
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Post by: Tobias on July 11, 2014, 01:28:47 PM
someone brought in a crockpot full of meatballs.  it was like a swarm of locusts
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Post by: star seed 7 on July 11, 2014, 01:40:02 PM
This loaf
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Post by: puniraptor on July 11, 2014, 01:40:50 PM
someone brought in a crockpot full of meatballs.  it was like a swarm of locusts

ikea
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Post by: mocat on July 11, 2014, 02:49:57 PM
This loaf

omg  :lol:
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Post by: eastcat on July 11, 2014, 03:44:34 PM
Family vacations to Florida.
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Post by: Asteriskhead on July 11, 2014, 03:56:55 PM
This loaf

omg  :lol:

 :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: RickRampus on July 14, 2014, 08:18:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYHeUSrjpxE

they're back at it, showing off their rapping chops. 
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Post by: schreds21 on July 15, 2014, 08:20:27 AM
 :buh-bye:
Family vacations to Florida Great Wolf Lodge.

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Post by: Fldermaus on July 15, 2014, 08:50:09 AM
:buh-bye:
Family vacations to Florida Great Wolf Lodge.

Excellent correction.
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Post by: Fldermaus on July 15, 2014, 08:52:07 AM
How about "sun tea"?  Or is this a thing that white midwesterners used to do?
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Post by: NDSU Lollypopkid on July 15, 2014, 10:21:20 AM
Ranch dressing with anything?

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Post by: XocolateThundarr on July 15, 2014, 10:27:28 AM
Ranch dressing with anything?

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Pretty sure that has been covered in here Lukeypopkid.
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Post by: NDSU Lollypopkid on July 15, 2014, 10:45:49 AM
Getting a keurig and trying it out for the first time when you get it home

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Post by: Emo EMAW on July 15, 2014, 05:20:43 PM
Pantera Bread*



*Probably Luke'd

The Dimebag Darrell sandwich is to die for.
This one is not funny. :frown: RIP Dimebag

Dimebag Darrel God bless that man, ripped from us by the Devil's hand.  The only thing in his plan was love and Panera Bread.
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Post by: Asteriskhead on July 15, 2014, 06:45:32 PM
Pantera Bread*



*Probably Luke'd

The Dimebag Darrell sandwich is to die for.
This one is not funny. :frown: RIP Dimebag

Dimebag Darrel God bless that man, ripped from us by the Devil's hand.  The only thing in his plan was love and Panera Bread.

meh.
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Post by: #LIFE on July 21, 2014, 12:38:53 PM
Right thread?  :dunno:

http://salinapost.com/2014/07/21/man-arrested-in-liquor-store-burglary/ (http://salinapost.com/2014/07/21/man-arrested-in-liquor-store-burglary/)

Quote
Salina Police arrest a man late Friday night for breaking into a liquor store, and taking 4 bottles of vodka. Captain Mike Sweeney said officers were sent to

T&R Liquor at 153 N. Broadway just before 11 p.m., after witnesses reported a man break a window out of a door to gain entry to the liquor store.

51-year-old McCarver L. Lawson was found hiding in a truck in the 100 block of S. Cherry with $16 worth of Barton Vodka nearby.

Lawson was arrested on requested charges of burglary, theft, and damage to property. A rock was used to break the glass in the door. Damage was estimated at $300.
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Post by: kslim on July 21, 2014, 02:36:34 PM
the only thing midwesterny about that is that it was bartons. poor soul couldnt even steal some decent drank
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Post by: puniraptor on July 21, 2014, 02:43:04 PM
the only thing midwesterny about that is that it was bartons. poor soul couldnt even steal some decent drank

sounds more like a suicide attempt
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Post by: kslim on July 21, 2014, 03:37:29 PM
the only thing midwesterny about that is that it was bartons. poor soul couldnt even steal some decent drank

sounds more like a suicide attempt
good point
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Post by: Tobias on July 21, 2014, 03:41:33 PM
first name McCarver
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Post by: star seed 7 on July 21, 2014, 04:51:23 PM
 :blank:
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Post by: #LIFE on July 21, 2014, 06:18:24 PM
the only thing midwesterny about that is that it was bartons. poor soul couldnt even steal some decent drank

 :don'tcare:

Yeah, thought that was implied
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Post by: jmlynch1 on October 14, 2014, 09:35:10 PM
 During royals games runza is running an ad for chili and cinnamon rolls. Didn't realize this was a thing until a couple of years ago when my bro in law mentioned it. Anyone eat this? Out yourselves hayseeds :popcorn:
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Post by: puniraptor on October 14, 2014, 09:36:37 PM
During royals games runza is running an ad for chili and cinnamon rolls. Didn't realize this was a thing until a couple of years ago when my bro in law mentioned it. Anyone eat this? Out yourselves hayseeds :popcorn:
It was absolutely the jam in school lunches
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Post by: CNS on October 14, 2014, 09:39:39 PM
Yep. Not on top of each other, but on the same tray.
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Post by: jmlynch1 on October 14, 2014, 09:40:13 PM
During royals games runza is running an ad for chili and cinnamon rolls. Didn't realize this was a thing until a couple of years ago when my bro in law mentioned it. Anyone eat this? Out yourselves hayseeds :popcorn:
It was absolutely the jam in school lunches
thats what he said too. I don't like chili ( :horrorsurprise:) so maybe I have forgotten this. Elite mhk'rs were we subjected to this?
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Post by: puniraptor on October 14, 2014, 09:40:35 PM
Yup. Chili feed fundraisers are always partnered with cinnamon rolls also
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Post by: puniraptor on October 14, 2014, 09:41:30 PM
I'm not mhk so I assume it's state wide, but it should be world wide.
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Post by: jmlynch1 on October 14, 2014, 09:41:45 PM
Also, lol at school cafeteria food shaping the palates of white Midwesterners.
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Post by: puniraptor on October 14, 2014, 09:52:49 PM
I am literally salivating with nostalgia over this.
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Post by: CNS on October 14, 2014, 10:00:19 PM
I have never made cinni rolls, but would be trying right now it if was fri or sat.
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Post by: michigancat on October 14, 2014, 10:18:19 PM
My school had kolaches from time to time. Holy crap what a lunch dessert.

Also, my family also had cottage cheese and canned peaches (together in a bowl) with chili (in another bowl).
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Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on October 14, 2014, 10:19:43 PM
Seinfeld
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Post by: Tobias on October 14, 2014, 10:21:46 PM
I've been completely oblivious to cinnamon rolls and chili being a thing
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Post by: Spracne on October 14, 2014, 10:23:56 PM
I've been completely oblivious to cinnamon rolls and chili being a thing
I was exposed to this indulgence also in the SLP. Let me tell you, it has the sweet and savory flavor combo you crave.
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Post by: star seed 7 on October 14, 2014, 10:25:47 PM
I've been completely oblivious to cinnamon rolls and chili being a thing

Same
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Post by: Mr Bread on October 14, 2014, 10:29:33 PM
It sounds pretty good.
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Post by: CNS on October 14, 2014, 10:33:58 PM
Peaches and cottage chz is great.  As is cottage chz and that canned fruit cocktail stuff.
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Post by: michigancat on October 14, 2014, 10:49:57 PM
The Royals! (this is kind of a new one)
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Post by: puniraptor on October 14, 2014, 11:06:09 PM
If I'm putting a fruit in my cottage cheese, it's gonna be a tomato.
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Post by: nicname on October 15, 2014, 01:51:19 AM
casserole.

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Post by: hemmy on October 15, 2014, 02:01:05 AM
I LOVE LOVE LOVE cinnamon rolls and chili. Though to be fair I love cinnamon rolls with any food.
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Post by: Brock Landers on October 15, 2014, 09:08:42 AM
Peaches and cottage chz is great.  As is cottage chz and that canned fruit cocktail stuff.


My grandparents love this.  Same with pears, the mushy canned ones not fresh crispy pears.  I tried it once but it's just not for me.
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Post by: puniraptor on October 15, 2014, 09:11:23 AM
I LOVE LOVE LOVE cinnamon rolls and chili. Though to be fair I love cinnamon rolls with any food.

the smell of cinnamon roll is linked with the smell of chili in my reptile brain
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Post by: pissclams on October 15, 2014, 09:42:03 AM
never heard of kolaches before this thread

according to google image search (#catfish) a kolaches is either a bagel with fruit jam in the middle, or it's some weird looking hot dog/biscuit/cheese combo

rural kansas has some weird food
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Post by: puniraptor on October 15, 2014, 09:44:56 AM
never heard of kolaches before this thread

according to google image search (#catfish) a kolaches is either a bagel with fruit jam in the middle, or it's some weird looking hot dog/biscuit/cheese combo

rural kansas has some weird food

do you even West, Texas, bruu?
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Post by: CNS on October 15, 2014, 09:45:04 AM
Kolaches look like someone took the rolls from a highschool cafeteria and dropped a spoonful of jelly or jam right on top and pressed down so that it sunk in. 

There are bakeries in my area that do nothing but kolaches, and they sell out by like 9am on the weekends.  It's weird.  I don't get the kolache love.
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Post by: 8manpick on October 15, 2014, 09:49:55 AM
You guys should try out the Kolache Factory. Friend in high school worked there and always brought home tons of the leftover ones they didn't sell
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Post by: pissclams on October 15, 2014, 09:50:31 AM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Unkt1m0-YxY/UIhmOjqGfMI/AAAAAAAAC6c/jTANznpOww4/s1600/kolache2.jpg)

 :sdeek:

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Post by: Chingon on October 15, 2014, 09:55:31 AM
A loaf of bread
A jug of wine
And thou

and cheese dogs in a blanket.

I don't know about that leaf though, almost fell on the food and that would be a violation of health codes.
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Post by: CNS on October 15, 2014, 10:30:34 AM
These are the ones I have always seen.  They look and taste like a lazy baker's danish.  :sdeek:

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QWZGKyz1Cak/TBZVJ-bSR-I/AAAAAAAABd4/EybuE1D2cr4/s1600/Zamykal+2.jpg)
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Post by: Muldoon on October 15, 2014, 10:47:26 AM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Unkt1m0-YxY/UIhmOjqGfMI/AAAAAAAAC6c/jTANznpOww4/s1600/kolache2.jpg)

 :sdeek:
What's the difference between this an a bierock?  This looks like a fancy version of a pig in a blanket.  I'm so confused now.
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Post by: pissclams on October 15, 2014, 10:53:11 AM
(http://www.aspencatering.com/Portals/22592/images/Kolache%20Catering%20Dallas.jpg)
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Post by: pissclams on October 15, 2014, 10:53:39 AM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-nnJKJVgXhcI/UQig9aPwyXI/AAAAAAAAAhI/FP769dGQ0ao/s1600/Kolaches.JPG)
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Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on October 15, 2014, 11:08:18 AM
those look awesome
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Post by: michigancat on October 16, 2014, 11:58:37 AM
These are the ones I have always seen.  They look and taste like a lazy baker's danish.  :sdeek:

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QWZGKyz1Cak/TBZVJ-bSR-I/AAAAAAAABd4/EybuE1D2cr4/s1600/Zamykal+2.jpg)

Yes!
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Post by: steve dave on October 16, 2014, 01:13:34 PM
it's a fluffy danish
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Post by: star seed 7 on October 16, 2014, 04:04:35 PM
I've read about kolaches before, but this is the first time I've seen them with my own beautiful green eyes.

They look a little gross
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Post by: CNS on October 16, 2014, 04:23:08 PM
I've read about kolaches before, but this is the first time I've seen them with my own beautiful green eyes.

They look a little gross


Confirmed, and that is coming from a guy who enjoys pastries.
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Post by: star seed 7 on October 16, 2014, 04:42:37 PM
I rough ridin' love pastries
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Post by: CNS on October 16, 2014, 04:50:08 PM
You prob won't dislike them, but they would probably be disappointing with the build up that others give them. 
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Post by: michigancat on October 16, 2014, 05:56:44 PM
I've read about kolaches before, but this is the first time I've seen them with my own beautiful green eyes.

They look a little gross


Confirmed, and that is coming from a guy who enjoys pastries.

I NEVER thought they were gross. For me they were basically a donut.
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Post by: nicname on November 06, 2014, 07:24:40 PM
Dorothy Lynch

Had a Taco Salad from Taco Casa today. Only thing missing was everyone's favorite orange dressing.

Did you guys know that when restaurants order their from sysco or whatever the imitation Dorothy Lynch is called "Midwest Style Salad Dressing."

One of God's greatest gifts.
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Post by: The Big Train on November 06, 2014, 08:09:50 PM
http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=26453.2025
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Post by: puniraptor on November 28, 2014, 02:13:10 PM
You rough ridin' guys. Look.

http://youtu.be/3yXz1NvKfNE (http://youtu.be/3yXz1NvKfNE)
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Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on November 29, 2014, 04:48:06 AM
DNR all 40 pages, DGAF if luked:

Moroccan trellis pattern rugs
Clipping cell phones to belts
IKEA
Goatees
Transitions lenses
Doc martens
Miracle whip

That should about cover it
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Post by: SdK on November 30, 2014, 05:21:58 PM
You rough ridin' guys. Look.

http://youtu.be/3yXz1NvKfNE (http://youtu.be/3yXz1NvKfNE)
Loves it lots. Looks like they had a lot of fun.
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Post by: XocolateThundarr on December 01, 2014, 03:47:06 PM
http://www.slidethecity.com/about/
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Post by: nicname on December 01, 2014, 05:52:36 PM
Dorothy Lynch

Had a Taco Salad from Taco Casa today. Only thing missing was everyone's favorite orange dressing.

Did you guys know that when restaurants order their from sysco or whatever the imitation Dorothy Lynch is called "Midwest Style Salad Dressing."

One of God's greatest gifts.

It should be noted that the day after I posted this I went and bout a bottle of good ol' <-- midwesterny — Dorothy. Got some salad stuff too. Later in the week I went to Taco John's and ordered their taco salad, took it home and slathered on the orange goodness. TJ's isn't up to par with TC, but the DL more than made up for it.

Side note: Guess what I really love. Putting a little ranch on a salad along with Dorothy. Can't get much more white-midwesterny than that.
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Post by: star seed 7 on December 01, 2014, 06:03:30 PM
My mom lives in an interesting little suburb with a lot of local restaurants, of which are 3 pizza places. My cousin and I were going to get a pizza and I told her 2 of the places are pretty good, and one of them is mega expensive and just ok. My white midwesterner aunt overhears all this and asks with a very annoyed tone "don't they just have a dominos or something so you know what you're getting?"

My only response to her was "you're so white midwesterner"
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Post by: Spracne on December 01, 2014, 06:06:02 PM
My mom lives in an interesting little suburb with a lot of local restaurants, of which are 3 pizza places. My cousin and I were going to get a pizza and I told her 2 of the places are pretty good, and one of them is mega expensive and just ok. My white midwesterner aunt overhears all this and asks with a very annoyed tone "don't they just have a dominos or something so you know what you're getting?"

My only response to her was "you're so white midwesterner"

Mushed her right in her fat old face, you did.  Good job.
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Post by: star seed 7 on December 01, 2014, 06:07:33 PM
My cousin and I had a pretty good laugh at it  :lol:
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Post by: Mr Bread on December 01, 2014, 08:05:35 PM
I have never heard of Dorothy Lynch before.  Assumed it just wasn't sold in IL, but it is according to their store locator.  It's main ingredient is tomato soup.  Seems like it really fits the bill. 
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Post by: ben ji on December 01, 2014, 08:14:57 PM
I have never heard of Dorothy Lynch before.  Assumed it just wasn't sold in IL, but it is according to their store locator.  It's main ingredient is tomato soup.  Seems like it really fits the bill.

Dorothy Lynch is very big in Western KS, at least among my relatives there.
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Post by: michigancat on December 01, 2014, 08:22:17 PM
I'm so midwestern I didn't even know dorothy lynch was a brand
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Post by: Mr Bread on December 01, 2014, 08:40:27 PM
All they make is the sauce.  Gluten free tho rus!
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Post by: AppleJack on December 01, 2014, 09:01:12 PM
Chip beef and gravy
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on December 01, 2014, 09:09:42 PM
My mom lives in an interesting little suburb with a lot of local restaurants, of which are 3 pizza places. My cousin and I were going to get a pizza and I told her 2 of the places are pretty good, and one of them is mega expensive and just ok. My white midwesterner aunt overhears all this and asks with a very annoyed tone "don't they just have a dominos or something so you know what you're getting?"

My only response to her was "you're so white midwesterner"

One time I was on a trip with some other KSU students for a music conference in Salt Lake City. We had some per diem for dinner and stuff, so I said let's go try someplace in downtown SLC. One member of our group (white person from midwest) suggested Olive Garden.
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Post by: michigancat on December 10, 2014, 12:06:28 PM
plastic bags at grocery stores
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Post by: steve dave on April 11, 2015, 03:40:45 PM
I just read through this thread, I really have my finger on the pulse of white Midwesterners
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Post by: TownieCat on May 05, 2015, 07:11:17 AM
Checking rain gauges and telling their neighbors about how much they had.
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Post by: CopperBowl on May 05, 2015, 07:20:21 AM
Checking rain gauges and telling their neighbors about how much they had.

Telling me how hot is out on their patio with their fancy indoor/outdoor digital thermometer that doesn't actually measure ambient air temperature.

Also "The great thing about <insert white midwestern state> weather? Just wait 20 minutes."
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Post by: Tobias on May 05, 2015, 07:31:50 AM
you know what they always say, if you like a post in this thread just a wait 4 years and 13 days
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Post by: steve dave on May 05, 2015, 08:03:45 AM
st. patricks day/oktoberfest/cinco de mayo

today's a big day!
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Post by: Stevesie60 on May 05, 2015, 12:48:36 PM
Repeating false reasons as to "why the NBA sucks" even though they've never really watched it.
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 05, 2015, 12:52:33 PM
When did Stevesie become such a huge NBA fan all of a sudden? He's using every ounce of social media to relay his message about the hopes and dreams of this years DITR NBA MVP who Came from an NBA family.  :lol:
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Post by: steve dave on May 05, 2015, 01:01:46 PM
Repeating false reasons as to "why the NBA sucks" even though they've never really watched it.

I don't know. A guy down the street in my suburban midwestern neighborhood had a bunch of his buds over to watch the NBA playoffs last weekend in his garage. and having and watching a massive TV in your garage with tables and chairs and snacks and a dedicated beer garage refrigerator is about as WM as it gets.
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Post by: Stevesie60 on May 05, 2015, 01:03:57 PM
Repeating false reasons as to "why the NBA sucks" even though they've never really watched it.

I don't know. A guy down the street in my suburban midwestern neighborhood had a bunch of his buds over to watch the NBA playoffs last weekend in his garage. and having and watching a massive TV in your garage with tables and chairs and snacks and a dedicated beer garage refrigerator is about as WM as it gets.

What a conflicting situation!
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Post by: Stevesie60 on May 05, 2015, 01:04:47 PM
When did Stevesie become such a huge NBA fan all of a sudden? He's using every ounce of social media to relay his message about the hopes and dreams of this years DITR NBA MVP who Came from an NBA family.  :lol:

Your obsession with me seeps through your dirty pores.
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 05, 2015, 01:07:54 PM
When did Stevesie become such a huge NBA fan all of a sudden? He's using every ounce of social media to relay his message about the hopes and dreams of this years DITR NBA MVP who Came from an NBA family.  :lol:

Your obsession with me seeps through your dirty pores.
lulz. I haven't responded to one of your posts in like years.
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Post by: Stevesie60 on May 05, 2015, 01:28:26 PM
When did Stevesie become such a huge NBA fan all of a sudden? He's using every ounce of social media to relay his message about the hopes and dreams of this years DITR NBA MVP who Came from an NBA family.  :lol:

Your obsession with me seeps through your dirty pores.
lulz. I haven't responded to one of your posts in like years.

No, but you seem to be browsing my social media a bit too much for my liking.

Saw the pic of you guys on Facebook. You all looked like total studs. I've never told him before, but I really like @Stevesies glasses.
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 05, 2015, 01:31:25 PM
 :lol: Jesus Christ.
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 05, 2015, 01:33:58 PM
White Midwesterner thing: Bitches when ppl make comments about things they post to social media.  :lol:
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Post by: sys on May 05, 2015, 01:34:52 PM
having and watching a massive TV in your garage with tables and chairs and snacks and a dedicated beer garage refrigerator is about as WM as it gets.

actually, that's a working class, any race fresnoer thing.  check on your neighbor, he's almost certainly from fresno.
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Post by: Brock Landers on May 05, 2015, 01:47:19 PM
having and watching a massive TV in your garage with tables and chairs and snacks and a dedicated beer garage refrigerator is about as WM as it gets.

actually, that's a working class, any race fresnoer thing.  check on your neighbor, he's almost certainly from fresno.


This setup is quite common in Alma but it's for NASCAR races more than all the other sports combined.
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Post by: TownieCat on May 05, 2015, 01:50:06 PM
Repeating false reasons as to "why the NBA sucks" even though they've never really watched it.
If anyone ever claims that no one plays D in the NBA I automatically deem them a dumbass about everything and move on.
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Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on May 05, 2015, 05:51:15 PM
Kinda creepy how obsessed Wacky is with Stevesie.
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Post by: 8manpick on May 05, 2015, 05:52:10 PM
Kinda creepy how obsessed Wacky is with Stevesie.
#DEPPAZ
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Post by: star seed 7 on May 05, 2015, 06:33:26 PM
what if your opinion is that the o is just really good, not that there's no d, but that you wish d was more prevalent?  asking for a friend
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Post by: Stevesie60 on May 05, 2015, 07:05:37 PM
what if your opinion is that the o is just really good, not that there's no d, but that you wish d was more prevalent?  asking for a friend

It's just that the O is so good that it makes the D look bad. But watch it, you have to pass the ball so quickly and get your shot off so quickly because you have like .04 seconds before a hand is in your face/on the ball.
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Post by: star seed 7 on May 05, 2015, 07:09:04 PM
what if your opinion is that the o is just really good, not that there's no d, but that you wish d was more prevalent?  asking for a friend

It's just that the O is so good that it makes the D look bad. But watch it, you have to pass the ball so quickly and get your shot off so quickly because you have like .04 seconds before a hand is in your face/on the ball.

that's exactly what my friend who i was asking for was saying but sometimes he's not so great with words and stuff
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Post by: Spracne on May 26, 2015, 07:05:59 PM
Salting your food, regardless of what you're eating, before tasting it. Ever-y-time.  You look like an idiot.
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Post by: CNS on May 26, 2015, 07:06:59 PM
Salt, pepper, and ranch dressing.  After that, it's just texture.
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Post by: star seed 7 on May 26, 2015, 07:11:55 PM
Salting your food, regardless of what you're eating, before tasting it. Ever-y-time.  You look like an idiot.

Do you have to taste the same thing every time you order it, or is it acceptable to pre-salt when you know it's going to need salt?
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Post by: Spracne on May 26, 2015, 07:17:08 PM
Salting your food, regardless of what you're eating, before tasting it. Ever-y-time.  You look like an idiot.

Do you have to taste the same thing every time you order it, or is it acceptable to pre-salt when you know it's going to need salt?

Encountering under-salted foods when dining out has never been a problem for me, so I don't know.  I think the desire to add salt to prepared foods is itself a white midwesterny thing, probably stemming from the time when table salt was a vital source of iodine for landlocked hicks.  I have some news for you:  They stopped adding iodine to salt a long time ago  :Wha: 
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Post by: sys on May 26, 2015, 07:18:17 PM
how stupid do you have to be to constantly be surprised that your food is undersalted?
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Post by: Spracne on May 26, 2015, 07:25:14 PM
The "Does it need more salt" white midwestern hick heuristic:

1.)  Is it food? If yes, it needs more salt.  If no, proceed to step 2.
2.)  Are you going to put it in your mouth anyway? If yes, it needs more salt.  If no, proceed to step 3.
3.)  Yes, it needs more salt.
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Post by: star seed 7 on May 26, 2015, 07:25:36 PM
Generally I just make a salt pile on the plate so I can dip my food in it. Takes away the randomness of a shaker
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Post by: sys on May 26, 2015, 07:32:51 PM
we get it, spracne.  you have some sort of weird salt allergy.
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Post by: Tobias on May 26, 2015, 07:55:43 PM
i only salt high life
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Post by: bubbles4ksu on May 26, 2015, 07:57:47 PM
i never use salt but i pepper everything no questions asked. do i look like an idiot?  :frown:
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Post by: Spracne on May 26, 2015, 07:58:49 PM
i never use salt but i pepper everything no questions asked. do i look like an idiot?  :frown:
Like, ever-y-thing?
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Post by: sys on May 26, 2015, 08:13:52 PM
i never use salt but i pepper everything no questions asked. do i look like an idiot?  :frown:

do you taste it first to see if it is already perfectly prepeppered?
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Post by: hemmy on May 26, 2015, 08:18:25 PM
I have never added salt to any food in my entire life. Not 1 grain.
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Post by: michigancat on May 26, 2015, 08:23:36 PM
every white midwesterner knows the legend of Sam Walton refusing to hire anyone who salted their food before tasting it.
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Post by: bubbles4ksu on May 26, 2015, 08:29:06 PM
i never use salt but i pepper everything no questions asked. do i look like an idiot?  :frown:

do you taste it first to see if it is already perfectly prepeppered?
no, i make a judgment based on the time and effort that went into preparation.
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Post by: sys on May 26, 2015, 08:31:58 PM
then you're an idiot.
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Post by: bubbles4ksu on May 26, 2015, 08:34:34 PM
i knew it. eff.
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Post by: slobber on May 26, 2015, 08:48:43 PM

i knew it. eff.
you're not alone. :frown:


Gonna win 'em all!
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Post by: 8manpick on June 30, 2015, 04:37:02 PM
Relevant: http://places.singleplatform.com/twisted-ranch/menu?ref=integration
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Post by: Tobias on July 01, 2015, 12:19:27 AM
Chicke Lasagna
Homemade chicken & bacon lasagna served in a parmesan ranch sauce.
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Post by: Gooch on July 01, 2015, 10:35:38 AM
Chicke Lasagna
Homemade chicken & bacon lasagna served in a parmesan ranch sauce.
I would eat this
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Post by: slobber on July 01, 2015, 10:43:34 AM

Chicke Lasagna
Homemade chicken & bacon lasagna served in a parmesan ranch sauce.
I would eat this
yes, you combine good things and add ranch.


Gonna win 'em all!
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Post by: michigancat on July 03, 2015, 02:38:54 PM
Has anyone mentioned wearing nothing but their alma mater's gear when traveling? Because I feel like that should be mentioned.
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Post by: star seed 7 on July 03, 2015, 02:43:09 PM
Has anyone mentioned wearing nothing but their alma mater's gear when traveling? Because I feel like that should be mentioned.

the phog loves doing this
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Post by: Phil Titola on July 03, 2015, 03:06:55 PM
Has anyone mentioned wearing nothing but their alma mater's gear when traveling? Because I feel like that should be mentioned.

Seems this is just any 30-60 year old man.
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Post by: michigancat on July 03, 2015, 05:40:25 PM
Has anyone mentioned wearing nothing but their alma mater's gear when traveling? Because I feel like that should be mentioned.

Seems this is just any 30-60 year old man.
Yeah, just like how ranch is popular among everyone that likes salads.
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Post by: nicname on July 04, 2015, 04:35:48 PM
Has anyone mentioned wearing nothing but their alma mater's gear when traveling? Because I feel like that should be mentioned.

I usually bring at least one Cats shirt along, but my go to "where I'm from" piece has always been the Royals hat.
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Post by: star seed 7 on July 04, 2015, 04:43:22 PM
i always wear some cats sweats when i fly cause they are the most comfortable thing i own. can confirm i am also white and midwesterny
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Post by: sonofdaxjones on July 05, 2015, 10:37:37 AM
There's nothing wrong a little Cats gear when on the road . . . what's LOL is when "husker guy" is head to toe Corn at sporting events that the Corn aren't in.   The CWS is fantastic for that. 
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Post by: ben ji on July 05, 2015, 10:44:14 AM
I love wearing my cats/royals gear when I'm traveling, its a good conversation starter.

The other month when I was in vegas I was rocking a royals shirt and the guy next to me at the table struck up a conversation about how awesome the royals are. Turns out he was a twins fan so we talked some ALC smack for a bit, good times.
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Post by: michigancat on July 05, 2015, 10:45:26 AM
Add wanting to talk to people on airplanes as white midwestern things
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Post by: star seed 7 on July 05, 2015, 11:14:20 AM
Add wanting to talk to people on airplanes as white midwestern things

So gross
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Post by: Phil Titola on July 05, 2015, 11:40:16 AM
Add wanting to talk to people on airplanes as white midwestern things

Lol yeah weird.
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Post by: Phil Titola on July 05, 2015, 11:40:36 AM
Farmers markets.
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Post by: Phil Titola on July 05, 2015, 02:04:49 PM
Faith & Family days at major league sporting events
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Post by: nicname on July 05, 2015, 02:21:48 PM
Faith & Family days at major league sporting events

Got a huge discount to a Royals v Indians game on one of these nights last year.
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 18, 2015, 10:49:47 AM
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Post by: star seed 7 on July 18, 2015, 10:50:54 AM
that's where my high school graduation was at  :th_twocents:
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Post by: Frankenklein on July 18, 2015, 12:39:36 PM
One of my older cousins from harveyville pitches shoes.He has won a few national titles for his age/experience group
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Post by: Trogdor on July 18, 2015, 12:41:58 PM
Goddamn i wish kstate had a 'shoes team. We'd be so rough ridin' good. Just recruit tailgaters out of the parking lot
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on July 21, 2015, 08:45:52 AM
http://www.buzzfeed.com/kevinsmith/ranch-foreva?bffb&utm_term=4ldqpgp#.er1BMYb6Q
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Post by: schreds21 on July 21, 2015, 11:21:21 AM
Demolition derbys.
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on July 21, 2015, 11:35:12 AM
Demolition derbys.

Oh yeah my cousin wants me to go watch him in one in August.
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Post by: XocolateThundarr on July 22, 2015, 08:18:20 AM
i only salt high life

I always shake salt on my bar coaster to keep it from sticking to my beer glass....and then proceed to shake a generous amount of salt in my Bud Light/Miller Light/Coors Light.
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Post by: Gooch on July 22, 2015, 03:46:38 PM
Demolition derbys.

Oh yeah my cousin wants me to go watch him in one in August.
Nope!
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on July 22, 2015, 05:44:54 PM
Demolition derbys.

Oh yeah my cousin wants me to go watch him in one in August.
Nope!

You should go so that you can blog on here about your experience.
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Post by: Gooch on July 22, 2015, 08:34:58 PM
Demolition derbys.

Oh yeah my cousin wants me to go watch him in one in August.
Nope!

You should go so that you can blog on here about your experience.
Shitty cell service in Coffeyville would prohibit live blogging.
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Post by: The Big Train on August 01, 2015, 05:03:10 PM
:excited:

(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/08/01/c051a77a1c89a5ee5bb5d6ce837ec2a0.jpg)
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Post by: SkinnyBenny on August 03, 2015, 01:10:20 PM
See, to me that actually more screams of crap west coasters who are forced to live in the midwest like.
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Post by: The Big Train on August 03, 2015, 02:08:03 PM
i tried it yesterday, it was ok, probably would not buy again.  its also a little more non-liquidy than i normally like my ranch
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Post by: star seed 7 on August 03, 2015, 02:41:28 PM
:barf:
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Post by: puniraptor on August 03, 2015, 02:45:30 PM
fake avocado flavor sounds horrible. acceptable ranch flavoring additives: ranch, buttermilk, spicy.
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Post by: Gooch on August 03, 2015, 02:46:26 PM
fake avocado flavor sounds horrible. acceptable ranch flavoring additives: ranch, buttermilk, spicy.
Cucumber?
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Post by: puniraptor on August 03, 2015, 02:49:41 PM
 :Yuck:
fake avocado flavor sounds horrible. acceptable ranch flavoring additives: ranch, buttermilk, spicy.
Cucumber?

 :Yuck:  my list was a complete list
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Post by: The Big Train on August 03, 2015, 02:51:11 PM
it was real avocado that was added, i think it was the kind they can send to space and just add water to it tho
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Post by: The Big Train on August 03, 2015, 02:53:35 PM
make chocolate milk but add like 5 scoops too much of that powdered chocolate and that was about the consistency
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Post by: Brock Landers on August 18, 2015, 11:11:39 AM
Car shows.

Definitely not limited to the Midwest but my little town hosted a show over the weekend and it was extremely white.
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Post by: michigancat on September 03, 2015, 09:32:46 PM
painting classes for date night
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Post by: wetwillie on September 03, 2015, 09:34:51 PM
painting classes for date night

@slobber
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Post by: 8manpick on September 03, 2015, 09:50:54 PM

painting classes for date night

The people in my office rough ridin' love doing this
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Post by: slobber on September 04, 2015, 12:28:55 PM

painting classes for date night

@slobber
It was one time and it was pretty great! White Midwesterner love outted.


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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on September 04, 2015, 12:32:01 PM
painting classes for date night

I would like to do this but just with my friends, not for a date night (because I don't have anyone to go on a date with who would do it)
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Post by: AbeFroman on September 04, 2015, 01:03:09 PM
Painting classes definitely seem like more of a "girls night out" thing than a "date night" thing. T's & P's to guys who were roped into paint date night tho
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Post by: mocat on September 04, 2015, 01:05:21 PM
i would be all over paint night date night with mrs mocat (i am a white midwesterner)
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Post by: Institutional Control on September 04, 2015, 01:13:51 PM
Yeah, I don't see what would be wrong with painting.  Sounds fun.
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Post by: SdK on September 04, 2015, 01:20:02 PM
i would be all over paint night date night with mrs mocat (i am a white midwesterner)
Totes use the Vanilla Sky drawing one another plan from time to time.
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Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on September 04, 2015, 01:31:10 PM
i would be all over paint night date night with mrs mocat (i am a white midwesterner)

same (but with ms tonya)
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Post by: Gooch on September 04, 2015, 01:49:30 PM
i would be all over paint night date night with mrs mocat (i am a white midwesterner)

same (but with ms tonya)
Thanks for hanging me out to dry fuckers.
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on September 04, 2015, 02:26:57 PM
i would be all over paint night date night with mrs mocat (i am a white midwesterner)

same (but with ms tonya)
Thanks for hanging me out to dry fuckers.

I will book a painting session for next weekend.
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Post by: star seed 7 on September 04, 2015, 02:33:38 PM
I would not do this, gooch
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Post by: Brock Landers on September 04, 2015, 03:01:01 PM
Couples should be made to paint a portrait of their date IMO.
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on September 04, 2015, 03:02:00 PM
Couples should be made to paint a portrait of their date IMO.

That would be a disaster.
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Post by: Brock Landers on September 04, 2015, 03:05:17 PM
Couples should be made to paint a portrait of their date IMO.

That would be a disaster.

Which is exactly why it should be done, to really ramp up the entertainment value!
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Post by: michigancat on September 05, 2015, 01:33:12 PM
sharing boring wake surfing videos on facebook
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Post by: Gooch on September 22, 2015, 08:44:03 AM
MIR and I saw this Saturday. They absolutely love to #fanningbrag about how big their kids are in relation to and older sibling or other children.
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on October 05, 2015, 03:24:58 PM
i would be all over paint night date night with mrs mocat (i am a white midwesterner)

same (but with ms tonya)
Thanks for hanging me out to dry fuckers.

I will book a painting session for next weekend.

I just got an email with a 35% off offer.
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Post by: michigancat on October 05, 2015, 03:27:27 PM
those breakout room things
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Post by: puniraptor on October 05, 2015, 03:27:46 PM
those breakout room things

 :D
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on October 05, 2015, 03:37:03 PM
those breakout room things

 :D

There is one that is getting ready to open in Wichita.  :D
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Post by: CNS on October 05, 2015, 04:01:35 PM
KC one is expanding to Lawrence. 

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Post by: michigancat on October 05, 2015, 04:08:34 PM
KC one is expanding to Lawrence.
It's spreading like prairie fire!
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Post by: CNS on October 05, 2015, 04:09:11 PM
 :D
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Post by: Asteriskhead on October 05, 2015, 07:18:19 PM
I heard grumblings about one going in on Poyntz.
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Post by: TownieCat on October 05, 2015, 08:04:41 PM
I heard grumblings about one going in on Poyntz.
More than grumblings... http://www.lockedmanhattan.com/ (http://www.lockedmanhattan.com/)

Has anyone been yet?
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Post by: michigancat on October 21, 2015, 08:00:48 AM
PHOTOS OF THE WHOLE OFFICE SUPPORTING THEIR FAVORITE SPORTS TEAM
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Post by: pissclams on November 09, 2015, 08:01:07 PM
black weathermen

lebanon, kansas? 

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CTaTG3uUcAArdYY.jpg:large)
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Post by: Asteriskhead on November 09, 2015, 08:19:23 PM
black weathermen

lebanon, kansas? 

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CTaTG3uUcAArdYY.jpg:large)

What is the geographic center of the US getting attention for?
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Post by: kslim on November 09, 2015, 10:14:58 PM
black weathermen

lebanon, kansas? 

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CTaTG3uUcAArdYY.jpg:large)
hey look its joe huebner
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Post by: slobber on November 10, 2015, 05:59:51 AM
:lol:


Gonna win 'em all!
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Post by: Emo EMAW on November 10, 2015, 08:20:24 AM
That neck has GOT to be 'shopped!
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Post by: Bloodfart on November 10, 2015, 08:34:16 AM
Next evolutionary leap?  Do long necks help with space travel?
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Post by: TownieCat on November 10, 2015, 08:35:09 AM
black weathermen

lebanon, kansas? 

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CTaTG3uUcAArdYY.jpg:large)

What is the geographic center of the US getting attention for?
Do you even Rokerthon?
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Post by: AbeFroman on November 10, 2015, 08:35:23 AM
Kalee  :love:
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Post by: Asteriskhead on November 10, 2015, 08:36:48 AM
black weathermen

lebanon, kansas? 

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CTaTG3uUcAArdYY.jpg:large)

What is the geographic center of the US getting attention for?
Do you even Rokerthon?

nope, not even a bit. also, i'm kinda shocked that that is the fat weather man from that morning talk show in the above picture. good for him for shedding some lbs.
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Post by: TownieCat on November 10, 2015, 08:41:10 AM
black weathermen

lebanon, kansas? 

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CTaTG3uUcAArdYY.jpg:large)

What is the geographic center of the US getting attention for?
Do you even Rokerthon?

nope, not even a bit. also, i'm kinda shocked that that is the fat weather man from that morning talk show in the above picture. good for him for shedding some lbs.
He's doing a weather report in all 50 states in a week.

I think he had his stomach stapled a few years ago. He looks kind of jacked in that pic tho. Could be because the girl is super tiny :dunno:
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Post by: Bloodfart on November 10, 2015, 08:48:34 AM
His face is half chin.  That's a huge chin, biggest I've ever seen really.  Well excluding the Tango and Cash guy.
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on November 10, 2015, 08:52:29 AM
It's more like 1/3 forehead, 1/3 face, 1/3 chin.
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Post by: pissclams on November 10, 2015, 09:59:37 AM
rokes is no giant, the weather girl next to him is really small.   this is at the falloon in may.  she doesn't even come up to my nipple.

(http://i.imgur.com/M5IssSB.jpg?1)

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Post by: star seed 7 on November 10, 2015, 10:00:44 AM
Look at those fresh sneaks
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Post by: CNS on November 10, 2015, 10:16:57 AM
Yeah, she interviewed Jimmy after the SKC cup and she was ridiculously holding the mic up above her head, by the bottom of the mic, to interview him.  I think she is like 4'-9" or something. 

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Post by: michigancat on November 10, 2015, 10:35:13 AM
rokes is no giant, the weather girl next to him is really small.   this is at the falloon in may.  she doesn't even come up to my nipple.

(http://i.imgur.com/M5IssSB.jpg?1)
Classic clams getup
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Post by: pissclams on November 10, 2015, 01:24:56 PM
it doesn't get any clamsier than a polo, khaki shorts, and a pair of limited edition AF1s
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Post by: Tobias on November 10, 2015, 01:28:02 PM
the :thumbs: is always a classic
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Post by: Emo EMAW on November 10, 2015, 01:53:17 PM
Could lose the undershirt though.
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Post by: slobber on November 10, 2015, 02:02:41 PM
That has to be a 3XL at minimum. Wow.


Gonna win 'em all!
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Post by: pissclams on November 10, 2015, 02:55:35 PM
Could lose the undershirt though.
do people wear shits w/ out undershirts?  that's rough ridin' gross

That has to be a 3XL at minimum. Wow.


Gonna win 'em all!
nope!
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Post by: meow meow on November 10, 2015, 03:04:34 PM
did you flag her down and ask to get your pic with her?  then pulled out the thumbs up?
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Post by: Skipper44 on November 10, 2015, 03:27:47 PM
Could lose the undershirt though.
do people wear shits w/ out undershirts?  that's rough ridin' gross

That has to be a 3XL at minimum. Wow.


Gonna win 'em all!
nope!
whatever it is it is at least one X too many
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Post by: michigancat on January 06, 2016, 12:06:54 PM
Pudding at salad bars
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Post by: Gooch on January 06, 2016, 12:10:25 PM
Did anyone say Yeti stuff? These Texans we met on vaca would not shut the eff up about their Yeti insulated cups.

Also taking giant insulated cups to a resort. Soooo white midwesterny.
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Post by: michigancat on January 06, 2016, 12:12:36 PM

Also taking giant insulated cups to a resort. Soooo white midwesterny.
Oh yes
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Post by: star seed 7 on January 06, 2016, 12:13:00 PM
Did anyone say Yeti stuff? These Texans we met on vaca would not shut the eff up about their Yeti insulated cups.

Also taking giant insulated cups to a resort. Soooo white midwesterny.

Hmm, I don't think Emo EMAW is white tho
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Post by: Tobias on January 06, 2016, 01:13:36 PM

Did anyone say Yeti stuff? These Texans we met on vaca would not shut the eff up about their Yeti insulated cups.

Also taking giant insulated cups to a resort. Soooo white midwesterny.

Hmm, I don't think Emo EMAW is white tho

(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/16/01/06/0baa01316e722fa37f9f4c34a7516ebb.jpg)
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Post by: Emo EMAW on January 06, 2016, 04:17:21 PM
Did anyone say Yeti stuff? These Texans we met on vaca would not shut the eff up about their Yeti insulated cups.

Also taking giant insulated cups to a resort. Soooo white midwesterny.

Hmm, I don't think Emo EMAW is white tho

All my Yeti stuff was purchased by and gifted to me by white midwestern people.
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Post by: star seed 7 on January 06, 2016, 05:08:52 PM
:party:
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Post by: Emo EMAW on January 07, 2016, 08:25:22 AM
I don't see what the big deal is though.  The coolers were cutting edge when they came out.  No one imagined there were people willing to spend $550 on a cooler, and so we had a bunch of really shitty coolers to choose from.  Now there are better (more efficient) and cheaper options, but Yeti proved the business and other companies followed suit and we the consumer benefit.  I can't imagine the hassle of trying to get an elk home 12+ hours in a shitty cooler. 
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Post by: pissclams on January 07, 2016, 09:39:48 AM
i can't imagine the hassle of your hobby either
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Post by: pissclams on May 03, 2016, 04:33:44 PM
these f'k'n things my goodness i'm going to ram it through the next lady's temple that expects me to sign a receipt/etc with one

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/28/15/8c/28158c4e4ff2120ca203a9a3a4bcd84d.jpg)


maybe not midwestern, haven't seen one in a normal city/locale
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Post by: michigancat on May 12, 2016, 10:26:31 PM
San Antonio Spurs
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Post by: TownieCat on May 12, 2016, 10:29:42 PM
Really? I know about 3 Spurs fans, probably less.
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Post by: star seed 7 on May 12, 2016, 10:32:31 PM
San Antonio Spurs

Did you mean Mexican midwesternerers?
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Post by: wetwillie on May 12, 2016, 10:35:34 PM
I think rusty mixed up OKC and SAN
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Post by: michigancat on May 12, 2016, 10:47:17 PM
I think rusty mixed up OKC and SAN
It's only Kansas's proximity to OKC that makes you think this. Westbrook vs. the Big Fundamental? Please.
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Post by: michigancat on May 12, 2016, 10:48:05 PM
Really? I know about 3 Spurs fans, probably less.
Not as fans, but as "they aren't flashy, they actually pass!" admirers
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Post by: kim carnes on May 12, 2016, 11:02:31 PM
You're an idiot, people everywhere hate the spurs
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Post by: michigancat on May 12, 2016, 11:08:28 PM
The Spurs are the favorite team of every guy who thinks they no longer play defense in the NBA
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Post by: TownieCat on May 13, 2016, 07:22:28 AM
People who think that don't have a favorite team.
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Post by: michigancat on May 13, 2016, 07:45:05 AM
Do you forget how hard people cheered for them against the Heat? Yes, you do.
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Post by: pissclams on May 13, 2016, 07:52:08 AM
people everywhere except in miami and winters hate the heat
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Post by: TownieCat on May 13, 2016, 08:28:00 AM
people everywhere except in miami and winters hate the heat
Exactly. Once those series were over white midwesterners went back to not caring about the Spurs.
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Post by: mocat on May 13, 2016, 09:27:13 AM
Kevin Durant is every white midwesterner's favorite NBA player (behind steph obvi)
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Post by: pissclams on May 13, 2016, 09:34:00 AM
Kevin Durant is every white midwesterner's favorite NBA player (behind steph obvi)

again, FYP
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Post by: michigancat on May 13, 2016, 05:52:20 PM
Kevin Durant is every white midwesterner's favorite NBA player (behind steph obvi)
It's quite the pickle because Westbrook is probably their least favorite.
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Post by: TownieCat on May 13, 2016, 06:14:38 PM
michigancat has lost touch with midwesterners :frown:
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Post by: wetwillie on May 13, 2016, 06:21:40 PM
He's actually able to view us objectively now, and he is probably right about the Spurs. 
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Post by: TownieCat on May 13, 2016, 07:27:13 PM
The only people who dislike Russ live in Bristol, CT.
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Post by: steve dave on May 13, 2016, 07:32:44 PM
Thinking white Midwesterners like the Spurs because they don't and OBVIOUSLY they aren't white Midwestern
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 13, 2016, 07:36:30 PM
Kevin Durant is every white midwesterner's favorite NBA player (behind steph obvi)
It's quite the pickle because Westbrook is probably their least favorite.

I love westie
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Post by: michigancat on May 13, 2016, 07:46:49 PM
He's actually able to view us objectively now, and he is probably right about the Spurs.
I'm actually probably more biased against the Spurs because I'm a bandwagon Warriors fan and am heavily influenced by a high school facebook friend who coaches girls high school basketball in Kansas and shares a lot of Spurs highlights like "now this is TEAM basketball. In the NBA!" and never shares Warrior highlights. Also they have a player nicknamed "the big fundamental" which probably appeals to certain demographics more than others.

Although it does seem like Spurs hate ended (or was severely reduced) after they played the Heat in the finals and everyone started hating the Clippers. Yeah, I get that everyone hated the Heat but people didn't look at the Spurs like they were the lesser of two evils at the time, they came to like the Spurs. (This statement isn't necessarily applicable to white midwesterners)
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Post by: mocat on May 13, 2016, 08:00:00 PM
Everyone loves westbrook tho, no idea what you're talking about there
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Post by: michigancat on May 13, 2016, 08:01:48 PM
Everyone loves westbrook tho, no idea what you're talking about there
Really? People HATED him when he would take big shots instead of Durant for quite a while (like 3-4 years ago).  The Thunder bandwagon must have gotten stronger.
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Post by: michigancat on May 13, 2016, 08:03:54 PM
And like, lots of folks didn't realize he was kidding in that missed high five gif
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 13, 2016, 08:12:05 PM
Who hates the Clippers?
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Post by: michigancat on May 13, 2016, 09:24:23 PM
Who hates the Clippers?
Um, everyone hates the Clippers
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Post by: mocat on May 13, 2016, 09:26:48 PM
MC is such a hipster we dont even know about this hate yet but we'll hear about it later after its not a thing anymore
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Post by: star seed 7 on May 13, 2016, 09:27:40 PM
Lol
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Post by: Skipper44 on May 13, 2016, 10:09:43 PM
Who hates the Clippers?
Um, everyone hates the Clippers
as an actual nba can you are way to close to this, the typical white Midwestern knows Blake as the almost white guy from the kia & Gamefly commercials while CP3 is in every State Farm commercial.  They don't know they are bitchy and dysfunctional.
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Post by: bucket on May 13, 2016, 10:13:13 PM
Who hates the Clippers?
Um, everyone hates the Clippers

I liked them before the Donald Sterling saga and Blake Griffin started beating up Clipper staff. It was still pretty much the same team then.
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Post by: michigancat on May 13, 2016, 10:16:56 PM
Who hates the Clippers?
Um, everyone hates the Clippers
as an actual nba can you are way to close to this, the typical white Midwestern knows Blake as the almost white guy from the kia & Gamefly commercials while CP3 is in every State Farm commercial.  They don't know they are bitchy and dysfunctional.
Yes, I think you are right

http://m.bleacherreport.com/articles/2600907-why-everyone-in-the-nba-hates-the-clippers
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 13, 2016, 10:19:34 PM
Playing fantasy NBA has warped my perception

Cp3 is a real stat machine
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Post by: Tobias on May 13, 2016, 11:35:07 PM
i don't think I've ever heard a white midwesterner ever even acknowledge that the clippers exist, let alone hate them
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Post by: star seed 7 on May 14, 2016, 11:40:21 AM
Skipper is 100 percent right in my assessment of the clippers
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Post by: michigancat on May 14, 2016, 03:41:58 PM


i don't think I've ever heard a white midwesterner ever even acknowledge that the clippers exist, let alone hate them

I am clearly way out of touch with white midwesterner NBA tastes
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 15, 2016, 10:22:15 AM


i don't think I've ever heard a white midwesterner ever even acknowledge that the clippers exist, let alone hate them

I am clearly way out of touch with white midwesterner NBA tastes

They like the Thunder, don't hate the clippers, like curry and probably are weird about lebron
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Post by: pissclams on May 15, 2016, 11:23:04 AM
are you thinking that westbrook is a little too "black" for white midwesterners to like?
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Post by: michigancat on May 15, 2016, 11:41:54 AM
are you thinking that westbrook is a little too "black" for white midwesterners to like?
Maybe. There's been stuff like this for a long time:

http://thebiglead.com/2016/05/07/russell-westbrooks-act-is-getting-old-even-for-thunder-fans/

Plus he is mean to reporters.
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Post by: pissclams on May 15, 2016, 12:00:37 PM
i really like him, his game, and his shoes.  he's ok in my book but i can see how some people wouldn't like him.  but i mean, his shoes are so rough ridin' extra butter.
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Post by: wetwillie on May 15, 2016, 12:05:49 PM
I'm not sure Russell Westbrook is even a real black guy
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Post by: pissclams on May 15, 2016, 12:08:27 PM
jordan westbrook 0 is the shoe i'm speaking of, of course
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Post by: michigancat on May 15, 2016, 12:10:36 PM
jordan westbrook 0 is the shoe i'm speaking of, of course
Yes they're nice
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Post by: Tobias on May 15, 2016, 12:13:15 PM
Jordan Westbrook 0
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Post by: Trim on May 15, 2016, 12:44:52 PM
The only shoes Hosie brought to Seattle were his Jordan Westbrook 0s, and walking downtown in them started his descent into icy hot world.  I found some once-used basketball insoles I had for him to insert which made them softer but too small.  It was a disaster.  Maybe they'd have worked better for a white midwesterner.
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Post by: star seed 7 on May 15, 2016, 12:47:39 PM
I was ready to assume they're ugly but I googled them and the lows are OK. 3/7
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Post by: pissclams on May 15, 2016, 12:55:35 PM
I was ready to assume they're ugly but I googled them and the lows are OK. 3/7
son.  3+3+1 billion/7

that said, once i hit 40 pairs, i made myself stop buying shoes.  just have too damn many.
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Post by: Phil Titola on June 19, 2016, 11:45:04 AM
Yeti brand stuff?  (disclosure I was gifted their lowball glass and it handles my scotch v. well)
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Post by: Skipper44 on June 23, 2016, 02:17:20 PM
Yeti brand stuff?  (disclosure I was gifted their lowball glass and it handles my scotch v. well)
the yeti thing started on the gulf coast & FL but yes. 

Also, I assume you enjoy your scotch cold but strong which is a great combo for the drinking of value scotch and not a bad way to justify a $25 cup. 
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Post by: XocolateThundarr on June 23, 2016, 03:17:59 PM
Yeti brand stuff?  (disclosure I was gifted their lowball glass and it handles my scotch v. well)

I works very well for coffee too.
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Post by: slobber on June 23, 2016, 04:01:29 PM
I use it for both!


Royals aren't gonna win 'em all
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Post by: Phil Titola on June 23, 2016, 04:08:48 PM
Yeti brand stuff?  (disclosure I was gifted their lowball glass and it handles my scotch v. well)
the yeti thing started on the gulf coast & FL but yes. 

Also, I assume you enjoy your scotch cold but strong which is a great combo for the drinking of value scotch and not a bad way to justify a $25 cup.

I enjoy my non value scotch cold and not watered down.
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Post by: pissclams on June 23, 2016, 05:08:10 PM
yikes, i drink all of my scotch neat
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Post by: Phil Titola on June 23, 2016, 05:59:19 PM
yikes, i drink all of my scotch neat

That's fine too.
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on August 17, 2016, 10:06:54 AM
A friend of mine went with her husband to New York City. I asked her what her favorite part of the trip was. "Oh for me seeing the Jimmy Fallon show was at the top of my list." "Oh you saw a taping? Who were the guests?" "No I didn't see a taping. Just took my picture by the sign outside the building. It was really cool."


Going to NYC to take a picture of yourself under a sign about a TV show
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 04, 2016, 10:06:13 AM
driving to some sunflower field to take pictures
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Post by: wetwillie on September 04, 2016, 10:15:51 AM
driving to some sunflower field to take pictures

Preach it brother
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Post by: kslim on September 04, 2016, 12:56:48 PM
driving to some sunflower field to take pictures
rough ridin' wife wants to do this today...crap is all over my Facebook, is this some new trend because i hate it
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 04, 2016, 01:31:42 PM
Mrs wacky wants to do this too. I called her a hayseed.
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Post by: star seed 7 on September 04, 2016, 01:35:13 PM
My only experience with this is some girl whining that she doesn't have a bf to go take sunflower pictures with. I was slightly confused
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Post by: sys on September 04, 2016, 01:43:07 PM
i dunno about sunflowers, but my wife directs like 25% of our lives and 75% of our vacations based on taking photos to post on facebook and i hate it.
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 04, 2016, 01:50:10 PM
She made a pic comment too.
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 05, 2016, 12:35:20 PM
I didn't go, because I would never.  But why is it even a thing?
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Post by: wetwillie on September 05, 2016, 12:57:30 PM
White suburban people love farm tourism, for example next month when billions of them will descend on pumpkin patches
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 05, 2016, 01:24:32 PM
White suburban people love farm tourism, for example next month when billions of them will descend on pumpkin patches

This is ver true.
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Post by: pissclams on September 05, 2016, 02:42:31 PM
White suburban people love farm tourism, for example next month when billions of them will descend on pumpkin patches

oh look at you. pretending not to love going to Roloff Farms and firing up the pumpkin catapult
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Post by: wetwillie on September 05, 2016, 02:46:29 PM
White suburban people love farm tourism, for example next month when billions of them will descend on pumpkin patches

oh look at you. pretending not to love going to Roloff Farms and firing up the pumpkin catapult

 :blush:
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Post by: wetwillie on September 05, 2016, 02:56:24 PM
My only experience with this is some girl whining that she doesn't have a bf to go take sunflower pictures with. I was slightly confused
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Post by: michigancat on September 05, 2016, 03:00:11 PM
I've seen at least four different sunflower photo shoots since I saw then mentioned in this thread. What a great addition.
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Post by: star seed 7 on September 05, 2016, 03:32:17 PM
What in the world  :lol:
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Post by: Tobias on September 05, 2016, 03:45:19 PM
i was with a group consolidating vehicles at that old abandoned gas station pad at 313 on sat morning and someone in the group was all like "ooh look at these sunflowers!" and then she found a purple dildo in them
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Post by: Asteriskhead on September 05, 2016, 04:21:33 PM
 :lol:
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Post by: star seed 7 on September 05, 2016, 04:24:55 PM
 :Wha:
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 05, 2016, 04:26:14 PM
i was with a group consolidating vehicles at that old abandoned gas station pad at 313 on sat morning and someone in the group was all like "ooh look at these sunflowers!" and then she found a purple dildo in them

Cliven?!
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 06, 2016, 08:39:57 AM
I didn't go, because I would never.  But why is it even a thing?
Not sure. Apparently girls just wanna go out there and take pics together and post them on FB.
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Post by: TCUHornedFrog on September 06, 2016, 02:29:37 PM
The sunflower thing sounds like a copy cat thing of bad person texans that feel it is necessary to take pictures of themselves and their kids in blue bonnet patches off the freeway here. 
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on September 06, 2016, 02:31:59 PM
This is not unique to sunflowers or blue bonnets. There are tons of pictures of chicks in fields of flowers all over the place.
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Post by: puniraptor on September 06, 2016, 07:05:28 PM
did an escape room in Tokyo last week  :Carl:
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Post by: pissclams on September 06, 2016, 08:40:25 PM
what's the pot roast scene like on the coasts?
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Post by: kim carnes on September 06, 2016, 10:08:57 PM
I don't think taking pictures in front of flowers is unique to the Midwest or even the United States
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Post by: Phil Titola on October 27, 2016, 11:00:39 AM
Cooking breakfast at home
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Post by: Emo EMAW on October 27, 2016, 04:37:55 PM
What about like Silpada (sp?) or Rodan and Fields and like this social selling thing? 
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on October 27, 2016, 04:42:08 PM
old trucks  :love:
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on October 27, 2016, 04:47:45 PM
what's the pot roast scene like on the coasts?

I think it's pretty big in the South.
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Post by: EMAWican on October 28, 2016, 10:38:58 AM
Overzealous phone cases.
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Post by: kso_FWN on October 28, 2016, 10:43:43 AM
Overzealous phone cases.

To be fair, my experience shows that this far from a WMW thing only. Overzealous cases for phones are not bound by region or race.
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Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on October 28, 2016, 11:39:47 AM
Did anyone say Yeti stuff? These Texans we met on vaca would not shut the eff up about their Yeti insulated cups.

Also taking giant insulated cups to a resort. Soooo white midwesterny.

and Canadian.   They love their Bubba Kegs
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on October 28, 2016, 10:29:02 PM
The Cubs
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 29, 2016, 11:44:57 AM
http://matadornetwork.com/life/10-signs-born-raised-kansas/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Partner&utm_campaign=fromKansas&scrlybrkr=e7cf7a8f

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10 SIGNS YOU WERE BORN AND RAISED IN KANSAS

BY JOSEPH GRIFFIN
NOVEMBER 28, 2016


1. You have fond memories of drinking Natural Light or Keystone in a field.
If you were born in Kansas, chances are some of the best memories you have revolve around getting together with a group of friends and drinking cheap beer on a hot summer night in a field in the middle of nowhere under an endless sky, dreaming about the future. It’s the simple things that count in Kansas.

2. You have seen The Wizard of Oz more than a dozen times.
Yeah, sure, there’s all the “How’s Toto?” jokes. Or, “We’re not in Kansas, anymore.” Fine, Kansans have heard them all. But, when I was a kid, it was a yearly ritual to watch the local broadcast of The Wizard of Oz and something to look forward to all year.

3. You’ve probably gotten your car stuck in a minimum maintenance road at some point.
In Kansas, you’ll spend at least some of your driving time on country roads. One mistake you only need to make once is to come upon a sign that reads, “Minimum Maintenance Road Travel at Your Own Risk” and then decide to chance it anyway. You think, “how bad could it be?” And then you find out it’s even worse than you think. It’s seriously an overstatement to call them “roads,” unless you travel by covered wagon, I suppose.

4. You have an intense hatred of chiggers and are convinced you’ll pick some up by stepping one foot on a patch of grass.
In Kansas, you grow up hearing that everything is part of God’s creation. However, you know that chiggers must be part of the devil’s design. These things have no decency at all and get on some parts of you that are not polite to talk about in mixed company. They’re nothing but bad news.

5. You can deal with all types of weather.
There’s a saying in Kansas that if you don’t like the weather just wait five minutes. And it’s true. I remember one week where it was in the 80s one day and then snowed two days later. Or it’s not unusual for it to be in the 70s during the day and then drop down to the 40s overnight. Essentially, aside from four to six weeks of the year when it’s really nice out, there are two seasons: too freakin’ hot or too freakin’ cold. Kansans can deal with it.

6. You have spent time in a basement during a tornado.
Some Kansans like to pretend to be impervious to tornadoes and think of themselves as Lieutenant Dan from Forrest Gump, only instead of climbing to the top of a mast on a boat in the middle of a storm at sea, it’s running out into the middle of a field challenging a tornado to hit them with everything it’s got. The truth is, however, if there’s a tornado warning, you go to the basement with a portable radio, some water, a flashlight, and brace yourself for the worst until the storm’s over.

7. Your idea of a drinking fountain is a garden hose.
I suppose there are people from some parts of the world that would be shocked to see a person pick up a garden hose and start drinking out of it. But that’s just how it is in Kansas.

8. Children of the Corn scared the crap out of you.
This might not be the scariest movie that’s ever been made, but when you grow up across the road from a huge corn field, near a small town, and everyone you know goes to church, it’s pretty freakin’ scary. Every time you walk down the road, you expect some creepy kids to come walking out of the field. You just know they will.

9. You’re fanatically devoted to either KU basketball or K-State.
Not both. Let’s just put it this way: You don’t walk around in Lawrence wearing a K-State shirt, and you don’t walk around Manhattan in KU clothes. And, living here in Lawrence, I can tell you the Wildcats don’t stand a chance against the Jayhawks. They just don’t, and that’s just how it is. I think everybody knows that. Of course, they’ll tell it to you the other way around in Manhattan, and that’s just fine. Everybody ultimately supports whichever team makes it to the championship simply because they’re from Kansas.

10. You have mastered the art of being polite.
Kansans are polite to a fault. Except, perhaps, when it comes to college basketball.

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Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 29, 2016, 12:22:30 PM
So true
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Post by: kslim on November 29, 2016, 12:41:15 PM
cant really argue against any of that
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Post by: pissclams on November 29, 2016, 01:21:26 PM
the hose thing, kids everywhere do that
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Post by: Tobias on November 29, 2016, 01:23:59 PM
spike lee and i used to rock the fire hydrant back in the day
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Post by: mhkpasa on December 21, 2016, 01:38:52 PM
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Detroit Free Press- The world’s first combination IHOP and Applebee’s restaurant will happen next year in downtown Detroit. The 300-seat gastronomic experiment will be located inside the Millender Center, across from the Renaissance Center, and be oriented to serving guests in nearby hotels as well as downtown visitors, office workers and residents. Sources said Wednesday that the co-branded restaurant’s menu is still being developed, and it’s not yet known whether guests could order IHOP pancakes and omelets throughout the day, alongside plates of Applebee’s boneless wings and Fiesta Lime Chicken.

http://www.freep.com/story/money/business/2016/12/21/ihop-applebees-detroit-restaurant/95606628/?hootPostID=fd68bf7863fd5dcfb8da6128f05971a2
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Post by: bubbles4ksu on December 21, 2016, 01:52:20 PM
this is huge for detroit.
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Post by: CNS on December 21, 2016, 02:30:34 PM
If they put in some couches with netflix and PS4 access, they could probably get a large quantity of ppl to simply stay there all day.
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on March 28, 2017, 08:19:16 AM
X-post w/ FB hometown thread.
http://www.delish.com/food-news/a51929/ranch-dressing-fountain-ranch-store/
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Post by: XocolateThundarr on March 28, 2017, 08:48:31 AM
X-post w/ FB hometown thread.
http://www.delish.com/food-news/a51929/ranch-dressing-fountain-ranch-store/


They should rename it "The Food Poisoning Fountain".
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Post by: Phil Titola on March 30, 2017, 09:52:13 PM
https://www.twistedranch.com/
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Post by: The Big Train on July 16, 2017, 03:47:48 PM
Picked up some of this today

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-cmE3U2JRjsY/VvL_1JyzCJI/AAAAAAAAupQ/nNbKma4Im6wm-rcDyKjZKyLtYrnMosz0g/s640/cilantro%2Blime%2Bchicken%2B%25283%2529%2Bcopy.jpg)
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Post by: SdK on July 16, 2017, 03:51:09 PM
Gag a maggit
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Post by: kso_FWN on November 07, 2017, 02:31:44 PM
https://www.flavourgallery.com/products/hidden-valley-ranch-keg
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Post by: fun muffin on December 27, 2017, 10:15:24 AM
Complaining about announcers talking about the other team too much. 
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 27, 2017, 10:20:11 AM
Complaining about announcers talking about the other team too much.
Royals fans, right? :D
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Post by: mocat on December 27, 2017, 10:59:14 AM
showing up like 45 minutes early to christmas eve church because "it's gonna be packed"
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Post by: Shooter Jones on December 27, 2017, 12:06:00 PM
Having everyone in the family wear ridiculously stupid christmas PJ's.
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on April 01, 2018, 09:11:40 PM
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT SNOWED ON EASTER?
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on April 05, 2018, 10:46:33 AM
I'm telling you people are really going bananas talking about this weather
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on July 10, 2018, 01:22:48 PM
http://theweek.com/speedreads/783985/not-eating-arbys-strong-indicator-youre-liberal
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Post by: mocat on July 10, 2018, 02:17:57 PM
http://theweek.com/speedreads/783985/not-eating-arbys-strong-indicator-youre-liberal

awesome
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Post by: DaBigTrain on December 09, 2018, 08:15:48 AM
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Post by: dal9 on December 09, 2018, 01:49:09 PM
if they had one called "Cigarette Smoke" that might sell even better
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Post by: pissclams on April 14, 2019, 10:09:20 AM
debating the zippier merge
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Post by: ben ji on April 14, 2019, 10:46:26 AM
debating the zippier merge

Merging immediately instead of using the zipper merge because you feel bad about cutting in front of the other cars.
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Post by: steve dave on May 31, 2019, 02:48:44 PM
recipes for foods with "crack" in their names. like crack chicken dip. and crack noodles. and crack whatever because it's so good it's like crack the drug.
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Post by: DaBigTrain on May 31, 2019, 06:41:13 PM
I would try the crap out of crack chicken dip
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Post by: pissclams on June 01, 2019, 10:19:54 PM
recipes for foods with "crack" in their names. like crack chicken dip. and crack noodles. and crack whatever because it's so good it's like crack the drug.
crack valley ranch dressing
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Post by: mocat on June 01, 2019, 10:24:29 PM
That ultra hipster place hopcat has crack fries lmao
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Post by: DaBigTrain on June 01, 2019, 10:41:35 PM
recipes for foods with "crack" in their names. like crack chicken dip. and crack noodles. and crack whatever because it's so good it's like crack the drug.
crack valley ranch dressing

Would drink
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Post by: steve dave on June 01, 2019, 10:52:58 PM
That ultra hipster place hopcat has crack fries lmao

There is a hopcat in Lincoln and I always assumed it was guy fieri’s beer bar and am glad I have confirmation.


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Post by: star seed 7 on June 01, 2019, 11:06:24 PM
That ultra hipster place hopcat has crack fries lmao

https://www.chicagotribune.com/dining/ct-food-hopcat-crack-fries-name-change-20181212-story.html
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Post by: DaBigTrain on June 27, 2019, 11:07:55 AM
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Post by: pissclams on June 27, 2019, 11:12:52 AM
:lol:
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Post by: michigancat on December 26, 2019, 10:26:31 AM
Southwest airlines flight attendant jokes
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Post by: KITNfury on December 27, 2019, 07:23:36 AM
Has anyone said white gravy? It's the best.
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Post by: ben ji on December 27, 2019, 08:04:34 AM
Has anyone said white gravy? It's the best.

White gravy only belongs on biscuits
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Post by: Skipper44 on December 27, 2019, 08:46:45 AM
Also on CFS
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Post by: pissclams on December 27, 2019, 12:35:17 PM
and pizza
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Post by: steve dave on December 27, 2019, 12:36:16 PM
And nachos


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Post by: MakeItRain on April 20, 2020, 10:23:50 PM
owning a trampoline

My kids have been beating me up about getting a trampoline, and there's a nationwide outage, there's literally no trampolines in the country. WTF? This COVID is some crap.
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Post by: TheHamburglar on October 09, 2020, 09:02:26 AM
I’m hanging a flatscreen in the garage for when I’m smoking in the driveway. I’m also doing it to watch college football on. I’ve gotten used to spending half my fall Saturdays outside and 4 weeks of watching inside is starting to get to me. This seems very midwestern to me.

I’m also strongly considering putting a nice son-cone machine out there as well.
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Post by: steve dave on October 09, 2020, 09:46:18 AM
Yes, as white midwesterners these are the things we do.


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Post by: steve dave on October 09, 2020, 09:55:15 AM
also fall is the most white midwestern season
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on October 09, 2020, 10:09:00 AM
I’m hanging a flatscreen in the garage for when I’m smoking in the driveway. I’m also doing it to watch college football on. I’ve gotten used to spending half my fall Saturdays outside and 4 weeks of watching inside is starting to get to me. This seems very midwestern to me.

I’m also strongly considering putting a nice son-cone machine out there as well.
we watched the game outside at my brothers house last week and played cornhole while we smoked down some miller lites.. midwestern AF
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Post by: pissclams on October 09, 2020, 01:50:27 PM
also fall is the most white midwestern season
because of the harvest?
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Post by: TheHamburglar on October 09, 2020, 02:07:25 PM
also fall is the most white midwestern season
because of the harvest?

As much as I hate the word “hoodie”, I think midwesterner thrive in hoodie/shorts season. It’s also the start of crockpot & casserole season. Plus fall decorating & PTA/school sports socializing start back up hard & tailgating.  By the end of summer we’re tired of the heat & we can finally get back out there so were happy. It’s the prime time of 75% of midwestern stereotypes.

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Post by: TheHamburglar on October 09, 2020, 02:09:49 PM
I’m hanging a flatscreen in the garage for when I’m smoking in the driveway. I’m also doing it to watch college football on. I’ve gotten used to spending half my fall Saturdays outside and 4 weeks of watching inside is starting to get to me. This seems very midwestern to me.

I’m also strongly considering putting a nice son-cone machine out there as well.
we watched the game outside at my brothers house last week and played cornhole while we smoked down some miller lites.. midwestern AF

I can smell this and it smells amazing.
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Post by: michigancat on October 09, 2020, 02:22:01 PM
did I go apple picking last weekend? You bet your ass I did.
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on October 09, 2020, 02:22:43 PM
I’m hanging a flatscreen in the garage for when I’m smoking in the driveway. I’m also doing it to watch college football on. I’ve gotten used to spending half my fall Saturdays outside and 4 weeks of watching inside is starting to get to me. This seems very midwestern to me.

I’m also strongly considering putting a nice son-cone machine out there as well.
we watched the game outside at my brothers house last week and played cornhole while we smoked down some miller lites.. midwestern AF

I can smell this and it smells amazing.
SNIFF SNIFF.. you bet your ass we're doing it again tomorrow
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Post by: TheHamburglar on October 09, 2020, 02:24:28 PM
I think my 4 year old is going to end up hitting 5 or 6 pumpkin patches in the next 3 weeks.
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Post by: pissclams on October 09, 2020, 04:48:22 PM
also fall is the most white midwestern season
because of the harvest?

As much as I hate the word “hoodie”, I think midwesterner thrive in hoodie/shorts season. It’s also the start of crockpot & casserole season. Plus fall decorating & PTA/school sports socializing start back up hard & tailgating.  By the end of summer we’re tired of the heat & we can finally get back out there so were happy. It’s the prime time of 75% of midwestern stereotypes.


people in LA can’t wait for North Face down/Ugz weather either
so what’s your point other than being wrong
#1Fall
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Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on October 22, 2020, 08:18:31 AM
I think my 4 year old is going to end up hitting 5 or 6 pumpkin patches in the next 3 weeks.

I think this goes here. Includes pumpkin patch and Dollar General references:

[youtube]https://youtu.be/OmSQmyKROJI[/youtube]
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Post by: nicname on October 22, 2020, 12:43:17 PM
OMFG guys, Chicken Fried Steak!! btw, the best CFS I've ever had is available every day (no sunday tho) at Cy's in sedgwick, KS, USA. That crap is heaven on a plate
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Post by: michigancat on October 22, 2020, 12:45:31 PM
I had chicken fried steak yesterday as a matter of fact, and I liked it
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Post by: ben ji on October 22, 2020, 12:59:38 PM
I had chicken fried steak yesterday as a matter of fact, and I liked it

Was it normal CFS or some san fran bougie version with gravy made from seaweed?
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Post by: michigancat on October 22, 2020, 01:28:31 PM
I had chicken fried steak yesterday as a matter of fact, and I liked it

Was it normal CFS or some san fran bougie version with gravy made from seaweed?

normal, it was for breakfast at a diner
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Post by: IPA4Me on October 22, 2020, 01:31:10 PM
Big fan of Cracker Barrel CFS.

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Post by: Pete on October 22, 2020, 04:43:45 PM
I had chicken fried steak yesterday as a matter of fact, and I liked it

Was it normal CFS or some san fran bougie version with gravy made from seaweed?

normal, it was for breakfast at a diner

Breakfast CFS is my favorite CFS.  "The Big Biscuit" has decent one around here.  I do miss a good dinner CFS from Texas Star, however.  :cry:
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Post by: TheHamburglar on October 22, 2020, 07:34:41 PM
Big fan of Cracker Barrel CFS.

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Get a Grandpa’s Fried Breakfast, give Mrs Hamburg the hashbrown casserole, get a pancake on the side. 
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Post by: puniraptor on October 22, 2020, 07:52:10 PM
dudes i have been fantasizing about CFS for more than 6 months
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Post by: DaBigTrain on October 22, 2020, 10:41:12 PM
dudes i have been fantasizing about CFS for more than 6 months
Puni, I will go get some CFS in your honor tomorrow.
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Post by: michigancat on October 22, 2020, 10:58:18 PM
dudes i have been fantasizing about CFS for more than 6 months
Make some! Just need some meat and eggs and flour and grease!
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Post by: puniraptor on October 22, 2020, 11:06:46 PM
dudes i have been fantasizing about CFS for more than 6 months
Make some! Just need some meat and eggs and flour and grease!

i will do it. its one of the few things i havent actually ever made.

i was about to a few weeks ago, but cube steak was more expensive than ribeye and i had a conniption.
its supposed to be cheap right? can i just get any old steak and bash it?
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Post by: puniraptor on October 22, 2020, 11:07:29 PM
the last CFS i had was at wahoo brunch (rip) circa 2015
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Post by: michigancat on October 22, 2020, 11:08:26 PM


dudes i have been fantasizing about CFS for more than 6 months
Make some! Just need some meat and eggs and flour and grease!

i will do it. its one of the few things i havent actually ever made.

i was about to a few weeks ago, but cube steak was more expensive than ribeye and i had a conniption.
its supposed to be cheap right? can i just get any old steak and bash it?

Yeah probably. Why would cube steak be expensive there?
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Post by: puniraptor on October 22, 2020, 11:12:12 PM
no clue, maybe low volume, unusual import only cut with tariffs and stuff?
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Post by: michigancat on October 22, 2020, 11:13:36 PM
no clue, maybe low volume, unusual import only cut with tariffs and stuff?
Yeah your plan to just find the cheapest steak and pound the crap out of it sounds like a good one
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Post by: Tobias on October 22, 2020, 11:13:59 PM
i'm sure chicken fried peas are fine too
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Post by: puniraptor on October 22, 2020, 11:15:32 PM
i'm sure chicken fried peas are fine too

i made like 15 lbs of falafel after watching the game changers and being vegan for like 18 hours

chicken fried chicken peas
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Post by: Tobias on October 22, 2020, 11:16:57 PM
:love:
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Post by: michigancat on October 22, 2020, 11:36:46 PM
A vegetarian friend told me that they really liked "kung pao chickpeas" and I was gonna make it and my wife thought it was gross and said no before I got the chance to make it but after I started soaking the beans
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Post by: 8manpick on October 23, 2020, 08:49:57 AM
I had some fried cheese curds with ranch dipping sauce at a bar last night. Seems like peak “things that white midwesterners like”
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Post by: schreds21 on October 23, 2020, 09:13:59 AM
no clue, maybe low volume, unusual import only cut with tariffs and stuff?
Yeah your plan to just find the cheapest steak and pound the crap out of it sounds like a good one
I always use tenderized round steak for my CFS.  That's about the cheapest cut you can get.  Also make sure it's not cut real thick.  About 3/4" works best for CFS.
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Post by: ben ji on October 23, 2020, 09:40:57 AM
I had some fried cheese curds with ranch dipping sauce at a bar last night. Seems like peak “things that white midwesterners like”

Sounds amazing
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Post by: michigancat on October 23, 2020, 09:43:47 AM
crap like this

this is pretty cool

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Post by: DaBigTrain on October 23, 2020, 10:28:10 AM
I had some fried cheese curds with ranch dipping sauce at a bar last night. Seems like peak “things that white midwesterners like”

Sounds amazing
Yes would smash rn
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Post by: nicname on October 23, 2020, 11:36:30 AM
crap like this

this is pretty cool

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 :combofan:
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Post by: Institutional Control on October 23, 2020, 12:04:49 PM
dudes i have been fantasizing about CFS for more than 6 months
Make some! Just need some meat and eggs and flour and grease!

i will do it. its one of the few things i havent actually ever made.

i was about to a few weeks ago, but cube steak was more expensive than ribeye and i had a conniption.
its supposed to be cheap right? can i just get any old steak and bash it?

I think Texas Roadhouse makes Chicken Fried Ribeye.
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Post by: michigancat on April 10, 2021, 11:39:53 AM
Morel mushroom hunting
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Post by: steve dave on April 10, 2021, 11:53:07 AM
lmao


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Post by: bucket on April 10, 2021, 11:59:36 AM
Morel mushroom hunting

eff yes
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Post by: Cire on April 10, 2021, 12:05:36 PM
Morel mushroom hunting
Could go in the Asian midwesterners thread too. My SEA friends find loads of them


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Post by: sys on April 10, 2021, 01:26:59 PM
the whole world likes that.
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Post by: MakeItRain on April 11, 2021, 11:36:18 AM
Never heard of morels or the practice of mushroom hunting until I moved to Iowa. There are no morels in southwest Kansas, Manhattan, Dallas, Wichita, or Boston.

When I was a camp director people constantly attempted to trespass on our property to do this.
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Post by: nicname on April 11, 2021, 01:58:35 PM
 Day drinking and playing hip hop club bangers from our college/formative years.
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Post by: sys on April 11, 2021, 04:04:25 PM
there are morels in manhattan (and in most of the world's temperate woodlands).
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Post by: MakeItRain on April 11, 2021, 04:22:13 PM
Where are there woodlands in Manhattan other than a narrow strip on scenic drive and they area between the zoo and Seth Childs. Are either of those places navigable? I worked at Wildcat Creek and if they were there it wasn't something anyone talked about.
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Post by: sys on April 11, 2021, 04:26:29 PM
i've found morels around tuttle and out at konza.  pretty much any deciduous woodland like the ones in all the river valleys in the mhk area should have them.
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Post by: sys on April 11, 2021, 04:27:43 PM
there is a big system of trails along wildcat behind the zoo.  i don't recall ever seeing morels back there, but they should be some.
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Post by: SkinnyBenny on April 11, 2021, 04:31:48 PM
Where are there woodlands in Manhattan other than a narrow strip on scenic drive and they area between the zoo and Seth Childs. Are either of those places navigable? I worked at Wildcat Creek and if they were there it wasn't something anyone talked about.

There's a shitload of woodlands behind the house where I grew up, but they're pretty secret and I'm not giving away the location because I'll be home in the summer and want all the morels to myself. :gocho:
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Post by: MakeItRain on April 11, 2021, 07:59:21 PM
there is a big system of trails along wildcat behind the zoo.

I always wondered this but had no idea how to access the area it looks very rugged from the outside.
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Post by: puniraptor on April 12, 2021, 05:11:06 AM
Tons of morel spots in and around Manhattan
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Post by: puniraptor on April 12, 2021, 05:14:46 AM
Down by the river, down by the creek, down by the other river, etc
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on April 12, 2021, 01:17:18 PM
there is a big system of trails along wildcat behind the zoo.

I always wondered this but had no idea how to access the area it looks very rugged from the outside.
access it from the cemetery or the zoo
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Post by: Stupid Fitz on April 12, 2021, 01:46:03 PM
Flags
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Post by: ben ji on April 12, 2021, 03:11:27 PM
RV Trips
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Post by: TheHamburglar on April 12, 2021, 06:32:30 PM
Smelling the storm coming.
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Post by: steve dave on April 12, 2021, 06:34:56 PM
Smelling the storm coming.
Oh crap, waddup


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Post by: TheHamburglar on April 12, 2021, 06:57:25 PM
Smelling the storm coming.
Oh crap, waddup


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The pressure change in Oklahoma isn’t as drastic. I miss feeling the the storm coming in my knee.
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Post by: MakeItRain on April 13, 2021, 04:01:53 AM
The smell of rain is one of life's great treasures and I won't let you wypipo take it for your own.
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Post by: TheHamburglar on April 13, 2021, 10:33:34 AM
The smell of rain is one of life's great treasures and I won't let you wypipo take it for your own.

It’s a different smell in different places. I’m not sure smelling the storm coming is even a Midwest thing, more of just a plains states thing. Even in Tulsa it’s nothing like the smell of the front coming out of the Rockies across the dry, flat land. In 14 years in Tulsa I’ve never felt the wind hit like someone turned on a fan like I did multiple times a year in central/west KS.

It’s more about being able say “I smell/feel the storm coming.”
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on April 13, 2021, 10:35:32 AM
very true.. don't even get me started with the rains down in Africa.
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Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on April 13, 2021, 10:43:50 AM
The smell of rain is one of life's great treasures and I won't let you wypipo take it for your own.
Did you know that there is a word for the smell of rain falling on dry soil?

Petrichor is the term coined by Australian scientists in 1964 to describe the unique, earthy smell associated with rain. It is caused by the water from the rain, along with certain compounds like ozone, geosmin, and plant oils.

Day drinking and playing hip hop club bangers from our college/formative years.
Does listening to The Cranberries while day drinking count?
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Post by: TheHamburglar on April 13, 2021, 10:48:37 AM
Petrichor is the term coined by Australian scientists in 1964 to describe the unique, earthy smell associated with rain. It is caused by the water from the rain, along with certain compounds like ozone, geosmin, and plant oils.

Mind blown
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Post by: MakeItRain on April 13, 2021, 01:41:28 PM
The smell of rain is one of life's great treasures and I won't let you wypipo take it for your own.

It’s a different smell in different places. I’m not sure smelling the storm coming is even a Midwest thing, more of just a plains states thing. Even in Tulsa it’s nothing like the smell of the front coming out of the Rockies across the dry, flat land. In 14 years in Tulsa I’ve never felt the wind hit like someone turned on a fan like I did multiple times a year in central/west KS.

It’s more about being able say “I smell/feel the storm coming.”

I've lived a ton of places and I've never scenced a difference.
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Post by: TheHamburglar on April 13, 2021, 02:04:14 PM
I've lived a ton of places and I've never scenced a difference.

I can tell a difference, but I can also feel the pressure difference in my sinuses. In Tulsa I can easily tell if a storm is one that came across the state from New Mexico/Texas vs one that’s coming up from the Gulf by how it smells and how my face & head feel before/during.

There’s also definitely a difference to me in smell between dry ground getting rained on and becoming wet soil and the smell of wet plants in a much greener area.
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Post by: pissclams on April 13, 2021, 02:31:13 PM
Hamburglar?  more like WeatherMaster2000XP
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on April 13, 2021, 02:33:49 PM
The Stormnnutburglar
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Post by: WillieWatanabe on April 13, 2021, 02:56:33 PM
Nobody:

@TheHamburglar:
(https://i.imgur.com/KStgAzV.gif)
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Post by: nicname on April 13, 2021, 09:16:01 PM
i want a hamburlger app for my phone
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Post by: bucket on April 13, 2021, 09:19:09 PM
I've lived a ton of places and I've never scenced a difference.

I can tell a difference, but I can also feel the pressure difference in my sinuses. In Tulsa I can easily tell if a storm is one that came across the state from New Mexico/Texas vs one that’s coming up from the Gulf by how it smells and how my face & head feel before/during.

There’s also definitely a difference to me in smell between dry ground getting rained on and becoming wet soil and the smell of wet plants in a much greener area.

Don't forget the temp drop.
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Post by: MakeItRain on April 15, 2021, 12:35:15 AM
Eff y'all for not acknowledging my scent pun.
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Post by: IPA4Me on April 15, 2021, 05:58:37 AM
Eff y'all for not acknowledging my scent pun.
Meh. Read it. Moved on.

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Post by: MakeItRain on April 15, 2021, 07:56:03 AM
Eff y'all for not acknowledging my scent pun.
Meh. Read it. Moved on.

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Post by: ChiComCat on April 15, 2021, 08:22:03 AM
Way to go, now MIR is incensed
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Post by: ben ji on April 15, 2021, 08:28:40 AM
Way to go, now MIR is incensed

Great Pun!
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Post by: schreds21 on April 15, 2021, 09:24:32 PM
Way to go, now MIR is incensed
Hit it right on the nose with that one.
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Post by: 8manpick on April 15, 2021, 10:37:25 PM
Miracle whip - see cooking thread
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Post by: puniraptor on April 15, 2021, 11:15:29 PM
was the post about there not being any woods or morel mushroom grounds in mhk also some kind of pun joke post?
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Post by: pissclams on April 26, 2021, 09:16:02 AM
(https://www.rallyhouse.com/assets/images/products/1790000-1.jpg)
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Post by: _33 on April 26, 2021, 09:46:28 AM
Hell yeah
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Post by: Fedor on May 04, 2021, 03:55:30 PM
Costco.
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Post by: Stupid Fitz on May 04, 2021, 04:41:37 PM
Costco.

everyone likes Costco though.
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Post by: IPA4Me on May 04, 2021, 09:19:28 PM
Costco.

everyone likes Costco though.
Not everyone.

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Post by: MakeItRain on May 04, 2021, 09:36:08 PM
Costco.

everyone likes Costco though.

Nah. Overrated a.f.
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Post by: kim carnes on May 04, 2021, 09:54:10 PM
Costco.

everyone likes Costco though.

Nah. Overrated a.f.

To be fair, it is very popular outside of the midwest and also among non-white people
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Post by: Brock Landers on May 04, 2021, 09:55:57 PM
Never been to Costco or even had a desire to go there. Guess I neither like nor dislike it.
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Post by: MakeItRain on May 04, 2021, 10:15:37 PM
Costco.

everyone likes Costco though.

Nah. Overrated a.f.

To be fair, it is very popular outside of the midwest and also among non-white people

BJ's is big in the northeast
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Post by: Spracne on May 04, 2021, 11:49:30 PM
Costco.

everyone likes Costco though.

Nah. Overrated a.f.

To be fair, it is very popular outside of the midwest and also among non-white people

BJ's is big in the northeast

They're actually also very popular outside of the northeast and also among non-white people.

Also, @pissclams will not be pleased about the recent turn this thread has taken.
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Post by: nicname on May 05, 2021, 12:18:19 AM
Meat and various specialty meat items from small town grocers.
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Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on May 05, 2021, 07:58:17 AM
Meat and various specialty meat items from small town grocers.
Bring on the MSG and nitrites, baby.
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Post by: star seed 7 on May 05, 2021, 08:47:27 AM
Just a psa but this thread isn't "crap that ONLY white midwesterners like..."
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Post by: 8manpick on May 05, 2021, 02:24:25 PM
Lots of convenient parking
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Post by: IPA4Me on May 05, 2021, 02:27:47 PM
Lots of convenient parking
*free
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Post by: 8manpick on May 05, 2021, 02:56:35 PM
Lots of convenient parking
*free
Yes, good point
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Post by: mocat on May 05, 2021, 06:33:16 PM
Parking is a good one
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Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on May 08, 2021, 07:08:58 PM
Probably already covered ITT but what is the deal with Texas/Logan’s Roadhouse? The one in MHK looked like an anthill at 445 tonight. I’ve never been in one. Am I missing something important?
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Post by: michigancat on May 08, 2021, 07:29:11 PM
Probably already covered ITT but what is the deal with Texas/Logan’s Roadhouse? The one in MHK looked like an anthill at 445 tonight. I’ve never been in one. Am I missing something important?
Texas Roadhouse is a great one. Incredible value for steaks
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Post by: Tobias on May 08, 2021, 07:29:28 PM
@star seed 7
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Post by: IPA4Me on May 08, 2021, 07:33:34 PM
When I travel, I hit them if I don't have a local spot I like. You can always count on a decent meal.

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Post by: star seed 7 on May 08, 2021, 08:12:52 PM
Giant Texas roadhouse fan here
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Post by: sys on May 08, 2021, 08:20:39 PM
my brother used to work at one.  i can't really comment on their food from direct experience, but he got very good at cooking meat.
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Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on May 08, 2021, 08:31:52 PM
Probably already covered ITT but what is the deal with Texas/Logan’s Roadhouse? The one in MHK looked like an anthill at 445 tonight. I’ve never been in one. Am I missing something important?
Texas Roadhouse is a great one. Incredible value for steaks
What steak would you get?
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Post by: michigancat on May 08, 2021, 08:35:45 PM
Probably already covered ITT but what is the deal with Texas/Logan’s Roadhouse? The one in MHK looked like an anthill at 445 tonight. I’ve never been in one. Am I missing something important?
Texas Roadhouse is a great one. Incredible value for steaks
What steak would you get?
Ribeye
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Post by: michigancat on May 08, 2021, 08:42:10 PM
I did not know this!

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Everything on the menu is made from scratch to order, with the exception of certain children's menu items (Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, applesauce, and hot dogs). This includes the salads and dressings (the only dressings not made from scratch are low-fat ranch and oil and vinegar), sauces and side dishes. Each store employs its own baker and butcher/meat cutter. Their steaks are hand-cut (with the exception of the Porterhouse steaks, which are cut off-site and vacuum-packed) and are never frozen. Salmon is also cut off-site and vacuum packed
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Post by: sys on May 08, 2021, 09:19:43 PM
yeah, i was impressed when i learned that they bought whole carcasses and cut them themselves.
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Post by: sys on May 08, 2021, 09:23:02 PM
i thought i remembered something about the founder dying a bit ago.  sad.

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Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on May 09, 2021, 08:49:49 AM
i thought i remembered something about the founder dying a bit ago.  sad.

awful
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on May 09, 2021, 09:00:21 AM
The music is so loud the couple of times I’ve been in there.. unbearable, maybe I should take this to the signs you’re getting old thread
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Post by: MakeItRain on May 10, 2021, 10:38:49 AM
I've always thought Texas Roadhouse was the most overrated restaurant in the history of everything. I've never gotten a meal there and thought it was great. I'm surprised to read about them making everything from scratch, using butchers, and not freezing their meat. In light of this I'll give them another chance. My wife and kids love the place.
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Post by: michigancat on May 10, 2021, 10:58:58 AM
I've always thought Texas Roadhouse was the most overrated restaurant in the history of everything. I've never gotten a meal there and thought it was great. I'm surprised to read about them making everything from scratch, using butchers, and not freezing their meat. In light of this I'll give them another chance. My wife and kids love the place.

I don't know if I would consider anything there "great" unless compared to their peers in the "sit-down chain adjacent to a big-box shopping center" category. that's where it's pretty good

Although I think those hot rolls are legitimately great
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on May 10, 2021, 11:37:27 AM
texas roadhouse butter is crack for white midwesterners
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Post by: Phil Titola on May 10, 2021, 12:17:56 PM
Is that one of those peanut shells on the floor places?  I love those so much
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Post by: Phil Titola on May 10, 2021, 12:18:45 PM
Whatever that magnolia thing is in Waco. Getting lots of reports from olds that it's Disney world for them.
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Post by: star seed 7 on May 10, 2021, 01:10:04 PM
The rolls are god tier
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Post by: Trim on May 10, 2021, 01:12:47 PM
I looked this place up and you have to get onto a military base here to go to it, which is perfect.
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Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on May 10, 2021, 01:23:51 PM
Whatever that magnolia thing is in Waco. Getting lots of reports from olds that it's Disney world for them.
my millennial sister is crazy about it.
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Post by: michigancat on May 10, 2021, 01:24:59 PM
Whatever that magnolia thing is in Waco. Getting lots of reports from olds that it's Disney world for them.

oh my goodness that's a great addition

and I'll add yes white midwesterner millenials who fancy themselves as interior decorators can't get enough
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Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on May 10, 2021, 01:26:26 PM
Whatever that magnolia thing is in Waco. Getting lots of reports from olds that it's Disney world for them.

oh my goodness that's a great addition

and I'll add yes white midwesterner millenials who fancy themselves as interior decorators can't get enough
I'm sure we've discussed Pioneer Woman and going to Pawhuska, OK, ITT.
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Post by: michigancat on May 10, 2021, 01:27:28 PM
One time I asked a cousin about her visit to another cousin who lived in Austin, TX and literally all she talked about was visiting the Magnolia store.

Whatever that magnolia thing is in Waco. Getting lots of reports from olds that it's Disney world for them.

oh my goodness that's a great addition

and I'll add yes white midwesterner millenials who fancy themselves as interior decorators can't get enough
I'm sure we've discussed Pioneer Woman and going to Pawhuska, OK, ITT.

no but I have seen visits posted on FB even if it seems less popular than Chip and Joanna and also she has my go-to sloppy joe recipe
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Post by: michigancat on May 10, 2021, 01:27:54 PM
sloppy joes
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Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on May 10, 2021, 01:30:20 PM
sloppy joes
I've never had their sloppy Joes. Of my kids knows how to bake Joanna's chocolate chip cookie recipe => 10/10. Mrs SSOC makes Pioneer Woman's lasagna => 8.5/10
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Post by: pissclams on May 10, 2021, 02:10:54 PM
somewhere on this board i recently had posted i have never had a sloppy joe, not even sure what's in them. 
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Post by: michigancat on May 10, 2021, 02:17:05 PM
somewhere on this board i recently had posted i have never had a sloppy joe, not even sure what's in them.
ground beef sauce on a bun
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Post by: Phil Titola on May 10, 2021, 02:20:11 PM
Love SJ and tator tots. Golden rounds will not do.
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Post by: pissclams on May 10, 2021, 02:25:28 PM
wtf is ground beef sauce
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Post by: michigancat on May 10, 2021, 02:26:36 PM
I think the pioneer woman uses sugar, ketchup, brown sugar, onions, worcestershire sauce, garlic, tomato paste, green peppers, and mustard. And of course ground beef
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Post by: Phil Titola on May 10, 2021, 02:36:21 PM
wtf is ground beef sauce

Manwich. I think it's ketchup.
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Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on May 10, 2021, 02:44:31 PM
somewhere on this board i recently had posted i have never had a sloppy joe, not even sure what's in them.
Great way to use up ground beef from old cows and bulls that are no longer capable of breeding.
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Post by: ben ji on May 10, 2021, 03:11:07 PM
Whatever that magnolia thing is in Waco. Getting lots of reports from olds that it's Disney world for them.

oh my goodness that's a great addition

and I'll add yes white midwesterner millenials who fancy themselves as interior decorators can't get enough
I'm sure we've discussed Pioneer Woman and going to Pawhuska, OK, ITT.

Went to that store with an Ex GF one time and got bored so I decided to look up the drummonds.

- She grew up on a country club in Bartlesville OK, she's not some big city gal who got swept off her feet by a country bumpkin.
- The Drummonds are rough ridin' loaded loaded, like 23rd largest land owner in the country loaded. Oil/Gas/Cattle
- They make SD's farm mafia look like a hobby farm. They have gotten 20+ million dollars over the past 10 years for keeping wild horses on their property.

They can spin a hell of a story though
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Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on May 10, 2021, 04:54:38 PM
Whatever that magnolia thing is in Waco. Getting lots of reports from olds that it's Disney world for them.

oh my goodness that's a great addition

and I'll add yes white midwesterner millenials who fancy themselves as interior decorators can't get enough
I'm sure we've discussed Pioneer Woman and going to Pawhuska, OK, ITT.

Went to that store with an Ex GF one time and got bored so I decided to look up the drummonds.

- She grew up on a country club in Bartlesville OK, she's not some big city gal who got swept off her feet by a country bumpkin.
- The Drummonds are rough ridin' loaded loaded, like 23rd largest land owner in the country loaded. Oil/Gas/Cattle
- They make SD's farm mafia look like a hobby farm. They have gotten 20+ million dollars over the past 10 years for keeping wild horses on their property.

They can spin a hell of a story though
That's wild.
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Post by: chum1 on May 10, 2021, 05:32:37 PM
My favorite thing about Pioneer Woman is that there is no sense in which she is a pioneer. If living in a place where there were once pioneers makes someone a pioneer, then guess what. Everyone is a pioneer.
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Post by: 8manpick on May 10, 2021, 06:37:49 PM
Surely you guys aren’t suggesting that her TV persona is a carefully developed character rather than an authentic reflection of her regular life?
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Post by: star seed 7 on May 10, 2021, 06:45:57 PM
I have never heard of this person or attempted to eat a sloppy Joe (seems gross)
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Post by: TheHamburglar on May 10, 2021, 10:59:41 PM
The rolls are god tier

Logan’s vs Roadhouse rolls is a good midwestern argument.
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Post by: TheHamburglar on May 10, 2021, 11:02:21 PM
Decorative plates on the wall in the kitchen.
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Post by: ben ji on May 11, 2021, 12:17:26 AM
I have never heard of this person or attempted to eat a sloppy Joe (seems gross)

I actually had some sloppy joes about a year ago when I was staying at the cat ranch. My dad just combined some ground beef with a can of sloppy joe mix and it was surprisingly decent. I wouldn't order it at a restaurant or anything but for a quick home cooked meal it was decent.
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Post by: Institutional Control on May 11, 2021, 08:49:08 AM
The rolls are god tier

Logan’s vs Roadhouse rolls is a good midwestern argument.

I'll take Lambert's with TRH's cinnamon butter. 
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Post by: Brock Landers on May 11, 2021, 10:16:38 AM
How is it possible to have never even tried a Sloppy Joe?  If it wasn't served at your house it was damn for sure served as a school lunch.  Turn in your White Midwesterner Card smdh
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Post by: michigancat on May 11, 2021, 10:41:22 AM
How is it possible to have never even tried a Sloppy Joe?  If it wasn't served at your house it was damn for sure served as a school lunch.  Turn in your White Midwesterner Card smdh

I can see lib having his mom pack special lunches that includes sandwiches with the crust cut off every day because eww
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Post by: pissclams on May 11, 2021, 10:52:56 AM
How is it possible to have never even tried a Sloppy Joe?  If it wasn't served at your house it was damn for sure served as a school lunch.  Turn in your White Midwesterner Card smdh
well, they look disgusting and oddly enough, the elementary school i went to served multiple options to kids
by the time i got to middle school, i ate chocolate soft serve ice cream, chocolate chip cookies, chocolate milk, and star crunches every day for lunch.  come at me. 
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Post by: Tobias on May 11, 2021, 10:53:08 AM
yeah this is peak lib7
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 11, 2021, 11:02:30 AM
The sloppy joes that my school served were pretty disgusting. I've had some homemade ones that weren't too bad, but I've never had one that wouldn't have been better if it just had taco meat on it instead of sloppy joe meat.
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Post by: ChiComCat on May 11, 2021, 11:11:31 AM
I've regretted every sloppy joe I've eaten
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Post by: Tobias on May 11, 2021, 11:14:40 AM
I have a phobia of tube ground meat so these were definitely a “prepared by family-only” meal
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Post by: pissclams on May 11, 2021, 11:44:44 AM
I have a phobia of tube ground meat so these were definitely a “prepared by family-only” meal
same on the phobia
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 11, 2021, 11:47:05 AM
summer camp i went to had total badass 'oppy 'oes
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Post by: Institutional Control on May 11, 2021, 11:54:11 AM
How is it possible to have never even tried a Sloppy Joe?  If it wasn't served at your house it was damn for sure served as a school lunch.  Turn in your White Midwesterner Card smdh

I can see lib having his mom pack special lunches that includes sandwiches with the crust cut off every day because eww

I'll bet lib had a Turkey and Swiss Lunchable twice a week and a Pepperoni Pizza Lunchable the other three.
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Post by: Phil Titola on May 11, 2021, 12:01:15 PM
I have never heard of this person or attempted to eat a sloppy Joe (seems gross)

Please do not combine these things like they are equals.
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Post by: star seed 7 on May 11, 2021, 12:40:33 PM
I don't think I brought lunch to school in k-12 more than a handful of times. I would just give away whatever I didn't like or thought was gross and not eat. Same at home, if I didn't like what the fam made I usually just didn't eat.

As a result, I have no problem fasting, at least twice a week I don't have any food until around 7-8pm after working all day.

Also I love bread crust  :Rusty:
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Post by: chum1 on May 11, 2021, 12:45:14 PM
7 cuts the middle out of the bread so that he'll be eating only crust.
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Post by: star seed 7 on May 11, 2021, 12:46:37 PM
I love the middle too  :Carl:
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Post by: star seed 7 on May 11, 2021, 12:53:32 PM
Also lunchable meats are slimy and gross so I would just eat the cheese and crackers  :gocho:
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Post by: michigancat on May 11, 2021, 12:54:19 PM
Also lunchable meats are slimy and gross so I would just eat the cheese and crackers  :gocho:

:lol:

classic lib :Rusty:
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Post by: BW on May 11, 2021, 01:49:59 PM
yeah, i was impressed when i learned that they bought whole carcasses and cut them themselves.
They don't buy carcasses. They buy boxed beef, i.e. whole ribs, strips, tenders and top butts. They wouldn't have anywhere to go with the ends, trim, bones, etc.

Supposedly the founder had extreme ringing of the ears from Covid and drove him bonkers. But also heard that it was a 'alleged' coincidence that his giant life insurance policy had just vested. Nonetheless, sad for the family and employees.

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Post by: pissclams on May 11, 2021, 02:00:05 PM
Also lunchable meats are slimy and gross so I would just eat the cheese and crackers  :gocho:

:lol:

classic lib :Rusty:

imagine how mad the lunchables chefs would have been if they saw him giving away their slimy meats
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Post by: WillieWatanabe on May 11, 2021, 03:22:56 PM
My favorite thing about Pioneer Woman is that there is no sense in which she is a pioneer. If living in a place where there were once pioneers makes someone a pioneer, then guess what. Everyone is a pioneer.

I really hated her show at first. "WHO does this lady think she is?!" Was really annoyed by the pioneer part.
Now i love it and will always watch it if it is on.

I don't really think they hide they fact they are really well off(their daughter's wedding last week had to have cost 200k+). From the stuff i've seen, they do work pretty hard. The husband was about paralyzed in a firetruck accident burning pasture earlier this year.
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Post by: WillieWatanabe on May 11, 2021, 03:27:00 PM
I didn't love my mom's sloppy joe recipe. She always made it as a quick meal before activities. So I associate it with being nervous/late for some event.

I do like my version though. Just a random amount of ketchup, mustard, bbq sauce, worcestershire, tomato paste, red chili flake, water, and ground beef. top with pickles.
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Post by: sys on May 11, 2021, 05:11:43 PM
They don't buy carcasses. They buy boxed beer, i.e. whole ribs, strips, tenders and top butts. They wouldn't have anywhere to go with the ends, trim, bones, etc.

that makes sense.

hard to get worked up about the possible insurance scam.  even if true, congratulations on your scam, you're still dead.
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Post by: sys on May 11, 2021, 05:12:56 PM
How is it possible to have never even tried a Sloppy Joe?  If it wasn't served at your house it was damn for sure served as a school lunch.  Turn in your White Midwesterner Card smdh

to the best of my knowledge, i have also never eaten a sloppy joe.
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Post by: Phil Titola on May 18, 2021, 12:11:30 PM
Sloppy joe tacos at RAB today.
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Post by: MakeItRain on May 20, 2021, 10:29:48 AM
love sloppy joes, love tacos, this sounds like an utter disaster, dreck  :Yuck:
it's a no from me, dogg
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Post by: ben ji on June 11, 2021, 03:33:34 PM
Oh yeah, first big summer thunderstorm is about to roll through. Skies have darkened, everything is calm, I can smell it in the air.

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Post by: michigancat on June 11, 2021, 04:21:42 PM
Oh yeah, first big summer thunderstorm is about to roll through. Skies have darkened, everything is calm, I can smell it in the air.

Great one
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on June 11, 2021, 04:52:54 PM
talking about the humidity
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Post by: nicname on June 11, 2021, 07:58:02 PM
talking about the humidity

Cross-post w/ signs of getting old and youth sports threads. Pretty sure I narrowly avoided heat stroke at baseball practice today. It was almost unbearable.
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Post by: michigancat on June 11, 2021, 08:03:37 PM
They love saying In-N-Out is overrated and Shake Shack is better
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Post by: wetwillie on June 11, 2021, 08:23:06 PM
They love saying In-N-Out is overrated and Shake Shack is better

Gah
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Post by: michigancat on June 11, 2021, 08:57:05 PM
They love saying In-N-Out is overrated and Shake Shack is better

Gah
Tell me you've been to both coasts without telling me you've been to both coasts

(***This is outdated, I know. Still happy with it)
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Post by: mocat on July 05, 2021, 01:26:08 PM
Petting someone else's dog and saying <insert dog name> is going to be SO JEALOUS!
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Post by: michigancat on July 05, 2021, 01:28:40 PM
Petting someone else's dog and saying <insert dog name> is going to be SO JEALOUS!
never heard of this but LOL
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Post by: nicname on July 05, 2021, 03:41:57 PM
They love saying In-N-Out is overrated and Shake Shack Whataburger is better

And it is.
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Post by: Cire on July 05, 2021, 03:42:41 PM
Freddy’s >>>>>>>>>


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Post by: ben ji on July 05, 2021, 04:20:54 PM
Petting someone else's dog and saying <insert dog name> is going to be SO JEALOUS!

Good one, the reverse also works as well (Pets someones dog) "Ohhh, do you smell <Insert your dogs name> on me?!?"
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Post by: nicname on July 05, 2021, 05:12:00 PM
Freddy’s >>>>>>>>>


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If we’re talking ICT based burger franchises give me Spangles > Freddy’s any day. Really though that’s just personal preference. Not a fan of the extra thin patties or the shoe string fries. Freddy’s is good quality. Just not my taste.

Cross post to the Wichita things that don’t suck thread… ICT is a burger lover’s and paradise. There at least a dozen great hole in the wall greasy spoon spots in addition to the local chains and fancier burgers.
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Post by: Cire on July 05, 2021, 09:35:33 PM
Freddy’s >>>>>>>>>


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If we’re talking ICT based burger franchises give me Spangles > Freddy’s any day. Really though that’s just personal preference. Not a fan of the extra thin patties or the shoe string fries. Freddy’s is good quality. Just not my taste.

Cross post to the Wichita things that don’t suck thread… ICT is a burger lover’s and paradise. There at least a dozen great hole in the wall greasy spoon spots in addition to the local chains and fancier burgers.
Freddy’s fries are INFURIATING


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Post by: mocat on July 06, 2021, 04:13:29 PM
Petting someone else's dog and saying <insert dog name> is going to be SO JEALOUS!

Good one, the reverse also works as well (Pets someones dog) "Ohhh, do you smell <Insert your dogs name> on me?!?"

yes
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Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on July 06, 2021, 04:33:51 PM
Freddy’s >>>>>>>>>


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If we’re talking ICT based burger franchises give me Spangles > Freddy’s any day. Really though that’s just personal preference. Not a fan of the extra thin patties or the shoe string fries. Freddy’s is good quality. Just not my taste.

Cross post to the Wichita things that don’t suck thread… ICT is a burger lover’s and paradise. There at least a dozen great hole in the wall greasy spoon spots in addition to the local chains and fancier burgers.
Have we discussed Dog N Shake, ITT? I really liked the way they toasted  their dog in its bun and I enjoyed their vanilla shakes. Spangles is good but why did they allow Rene Stephens to do her own commercials? Her voice was really annoying.
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Post by: nicname on July 06, 2021, 06:06:53 PM
Freddy’s >>>>>>>>>


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If we’re talking ICT based burger franchises give me Spangles > Freddy’s any day. Really though that’s just personal preference. Not a fan of the extra thin patties or the shoe string fries. Freddy’s is good quality. Just not my taste.

Cross post to the Wichita things that don’t suck thread… ICT is a burger lover’s and paradise. There at least a dozen great hole in the wall greasy spoon spots in addition to the local chains and fancier burgers.
Have we discussed Dog N Shake, ITT? I really liked the way they toasted  their dog in its bun and I enjoyed their vanilla shakes. Spangles is good but why did they allow Rene Stephens to do her own commercials? Her voice was really annoying.

Don’t think so. They use (or used to) garbage dogs iirc. No thanks!
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Post by: michigancat on July 18, 2021, 11:12:38 AM
The new Ford Broncos
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Post by: steve dave on July 18, 2021, 11:53:21 AM
The new Ford Broncos
FACT


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Post by: Katpappy on July 18, 2021, 06:40:09 PM
The new Ford Broncos
FACT


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Are they out yet?  Also, WITF would anyone perfer a ford over a jeep.
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Post by: Trim on July 22, 2021, 11:24:51 PM
The new Ford Broncos
FACT


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Are they out yet?  Also, WITF would anyone perfer a ford over a jeep.

Finally saw a irl one and it looks much more boring than the pictures.
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Post by: Trim on July 22, 2021, 11:25:19 PM
Kanye.
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Post by: steve dave on July 23, 2021, 06:54:57 AM
These rough ridin' things

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Post by: WillieWatanabe on July 23, 2021, 08:42:30 AM
grayson!
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on July 23, 2021, 08:48:26 AM
County fair, eff you, you like them too
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 23, 2021, 08:51:09 AM
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Also, Farmers Market!
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Post by: Saulbadguy on July 24, 2021, 07:34:29 AM
The signs in their yard that announce their child is going to emporia state
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Post by: Katpappy on July 24, 2021, 11:20:28 AM
The signs in their yard that announce their child is going to emporia state

If this person was a gE poster, he would need to move this to the Shame Yourself thread.  :lol:
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Post by: SkinnyBenny on July 24, 2021, 01:55:47 PM
These rough ridin' things

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Maybe this is just me not getting this thread, but I’ve seen a ton of those in the south, too.
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Post by: steve dave on July 24, 2021, 05:32:08 PM
These rough ridin' things

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Maybe this is just me not getting this thread, but I’ve seen a ton of those in the south, too.
We go over this a lot but it’s not crap ONLY midwesterners like


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Post by: star seed 7 on July 24, 2021, 05:39:58 PM
Yeah, half this thread has strong overlap with white suburbanite things
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Post by: nicname on August 03, 2021, 01:23:08 PM
Flocking to newly opened (locally) chain restaurants.

Ex. A new Freddy’s opened up in Newton a few weeks ago and the place looks like a Chick-fil-A 24/7/365 now.
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Post by: slackcat on August 04, 2021, 05:57:16 AM
The new Ford Broncos
FACT


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Are they out yet?  Also, WITF would anyone perfer a ford over a jeep.

Finally saw a irl one and it looks much more boring than the pictures.


Sport model-------- :Yuck:

Full size model------- :love:
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Post by: mocat on August 04, 2021, 12:45:58 PM
Ford should not have used the Bronco name for the Sport; it's a completely different vehicle entirely.
I guess it's similar to the 90's when they had the Bronco and the Bronco II at the same time, but were completely unrelated vehicles
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Post by: TheHamburglar on August 04, 2021, 08:07:00 PM
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This looks amazing.
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Post by: steve dave on August 04, 2021, 08:07:48 PM
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This looks amazing.
I can smell this picture


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Post by: yoga-like_abana on August 05, 2021, 10:34:46 AM
These rough ridin' things

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210723/5cba9d7c03bc1d96d4b6d0d013e02f45.jpg)


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Maybe this is just me not getting this thread, but I’ve seen a ton of those in the south, too.
We go over this a lot but it’s not crap ONLY midwesterners like


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wife had a playdate with 3 year olds "best friend" found out the mom did this for a living.. needless to say we'll find her a new best friend
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Post by: Trim on August 05, 2021, 11:06:06 PM
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