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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1525 on: December 22, 2021, 04:11:39 PM »
My dad is the king of making uncomfortable small talk with anyone he’s standing around or sitting by


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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1526 on: December 22, 2021, 04:14:32 PM »
surely we've talked about white midwesterners chattin' up their seat neighbors on airplanes

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1527 on: December 22, 2021, 04:14:53 PM »
seeing their favorite team's apparel in other cities

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1528 on: December 22, 2021, 04:40:13 PM »
has talking to strangers been mentioned?

Goddamn it should have been, if not. Thank God for Bluetooth earphones.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1529 on: December 22, 2021, 04:59:34 PM »
I'm finding a LOT of things WVians have in common with you flatlanders...

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1530 on: December 22, 2021, 05:05:19 PM »
I'm finding a LOT of things WVians have in common with you flatlanders...

WV is midwest I think. You are good here.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1531 on: December 22, 2021, 05:09:54 PM »
I'm finding a LOT of things WVians have in common with you flatlanders...

WV is midwest I think. You are good here.
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1532 on: December 22, 2021, 05:18:14 PM »
My dad is the king of making uncomfortable small talk with anyone he’s standing around or sitting by


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I'm sure this has been mentioned but the Midwest goodbye when you are leaving a grandparents/parents house and it takes 10 minutes and then the grandparents come outside to talk to you as you load up and to wave goodbye to you as you drive off and now I'm tearing up because my grandparents are gone and maybe they just wanted to see you a minute longer.

It all makes sense now. 🥲

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1533 on: December 22, 2021, 08:59:05 PM »
My dad is the king of making uncomfortable small talk with anyone he’s standing around or sitting by


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I'm sure this has been mentioned but the Midwest goodbye when you are leaving a grandparents/parents house and it takes 10 minutes and then the grandparents come outside to talk to you as you load up and to wave goodbye to you as you drive off and now I'm tearing up because my grandparents are gone and maybe they just wanted to see you a minute longer.

It all makes sense now. 🥲
Poignant memories, ben ji.

We would always wave and honk when we left my grandparents' place. They've been gone for like 25 years now. Seems like it was in another lifetime.  I'm training my kid to honk when we leave my folks.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1534 on: December 22, 2021, 11:37:43 PM »
Oh yeah. Honks as you leave. Every time we left my grandparents we hugged on the porch one last time. Dad honked on the drive out while we waved.


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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1535 on: December 23, 2021, 06:56:33 PM »
Xpost comedians thread, xpost trash can thread:

https://twitter.com/BrentTerhune/status/1474181173681311745?s=20

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1536 on: December 24, 2021, 04:12:45 PM »
Everyone here knows exactly what's in that tin.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1537 on: December 24, 2021, 04:46:46 PM »
i’ve never had those


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1538 on: December 24, 2021, 04:47:36 PM »
Kinda gross
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1539 on: December 24, 2021, 05:36:06 PM »
The pretzel ones were the cats ass
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1540 on: December 28, 2021, 10:29:33 PM »
Those Midwestern goodbyes. Thanks for the memories.


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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1541 on: December 28, 2021, 10:52:14 PM »
I love the crap out of butter cookies

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1542 on: December 29, 2021, 07:11:09 AM »
I love the crap out of butter cookies


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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1543 on: January 20, 2022, 03:25:14 PM »
Not cussing

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1544 on: January 20, 2022, 03:37:25 PM »
Lol ben ji.

Carhartt crap
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1545 on: March 26, 2022, 10:10:53 AM »

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1546 on: March 26, 2022, 05:21:06 PM »
Probably already discussed. Same goes for Spanish words.

https://twitter.com/megelison/status/1507412103321243665?s=21&t=VLkeF6uw5WsFeYAEeWpSdQ

I learned this in college when we went to my buddy's lake house in the zarks and the closest town was Versailles. I pronounced it like the treaty of Versailles and he immediately told me I would get my ass kicked by some local yokels unless I pronounced it the correct way...Ver-Sails.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1547 on: March 26, 2022, 05:29:15 PM »
Probably already discussed. Same goes for Spanish words.

https://twitter.com/megelison/status/1507412103321243665?s=21&t=VLkeF6uw5WsFeYAEeWpSdQ

I learned this in college when we went to my buddy's lake house in the zarks and the closest town was Versailles. I pronounced it like the treaty of Versailles and he immediately told me I would get my ass kicked by some local yokels unless I pronounced it the correct way...Ver-Sails.

I don't think it's a midwestern thing. I've noticed this everywhere. As far as I can tell, it's a litmus test to separate true locals from tourists/recent transplants.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1548 on: March 26, 2022, 06:00:21 PM »
Yeah I instantly thought of the quirky hybrid "Vallejo". And yeah "Los Angeles"

https://youtu.be/nKeFfifOQVQ

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1549 on: March 26, 2022, 06:19:28 PM »
Yeah I instantly thought of the quirky hybrid "Vallejo". And yeah "Los Angeles"

https://youtu.be/nKeFfifOQVQ

That is the lamest video I've ever seen. I hate you for posting it.