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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1500 on: October 19, 2021, 09:18:15 PM »
Cottage cheese is rough ridin' disgusting. What is wrong with you all
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1501 on: October 19, 2021, 09:19:20 PM »
I am an extremely white Midwesterner and I have never had cottage cheese besides in Lasagna and I freaking love cheese.

The consistency of cottage cheese just weirds me out.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1502 on: October 19, 2021, 09:23:04 PM »
Does the fact that I love blue cheese and other funky cheeses like blue cheese but can't stand the thought of cottage cheese make me less of a white Midwesterner?

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1503 on: October 19, 2021, 09:27:53 PM »
Does the fact that I love blue cheese and other funky cheeses like blue cheese but can't stand the thought of cottage cheese make me less of a white Midwesterner?

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I don't think there's anything in this thread that ALL white midwesterners like

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1504 on: October 19, 2021, 09:28:11 PM »
Blue cheese is super white Midwestern.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1505 on: October 19, 2021, 10:01:58 PM »
Love me some blue cheese too


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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1506 on: October 20, 2021, 07:48:03 AM »
Blue cheese is super white Midwestern.
I would say blue cheese dressing is more white midwesterner than the actual cheese itself.

Which reminds me, is "creamy Italian" dressing a thing anywhere but the white Midwest? I remember my hometown subway sandwich so offered it for a while (because people kept asking for it) but corporate caught on and put a stop to it because it wasn't part of the official menu.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1507 on: October 20, 2021, 08:10:18 AM »
Blue cheese is super white Midwestern.
It's great - salads, hamburgers, wings. I love the stuff.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1508 on: October 20, 2021, 08:44:48 AM »
Blue cheese is super white Midwestern.
I would say blue cheese dressing is more white midwesterner than the actual cheese itself.

Which reminds me, is "creamy Italian" dressing a thing anywhere but the white Midwest? I remember my hometown subway sandwich so offered it for a while (because people kept asking for it) but corporate caught on and put a stop to it because it wasn't part of the official menu.
Oh man, I’d crush this stuff from the Meade, KS Pizza Hut salad bar

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1509 on: October 20, 2021, 08:54:26 AM »
Blue cheese is super white Midwestern.
I would say blue cheese dressing is more white midwesterner than the actual cheese itself.

Which reminds me, is "creamy Italian" dressing a thing anywhere but the white Midwest? I remember my hometown subway sandwich so offered it for a while (because people kept asking for it) but corporate caught on and put a stop to it because it wasn't part of the official menu.
Oh man, I’d crush this stuff from the Meade, KS Pizza Hut salad bar
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1510 on: October 20, 2021, 09:19:36 AM »
Blue cheese is super white Midwestern.
I hate blue cheese as well and am white midwesterner AF

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1511 on: October 20, 2021, 09:30:56 AM »
Blue cheese is super white Midwestern.
I would say blue cheese dressing is more white midwesterner than the actual cheese itself.

Which reminds me, is "creamy Italian" dressing a thing anywhere but the white Midwest? I remember my hometown subway sandwich so offered it for a while (because people kept asking for it) but corporate caught on and put a stop to it because it wasn't part of the official menu.
Oh man, I’d crush this stuff from the Meade, KS Pizza Hut salad bar

hell yeah, it's a pizza hut salad bar staple

a local independent pizza joint puts it on sandwiches and man oh man is it delicious

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1513 on: December 09, 2021, 11:11:46 AM »
Gross. Don’t want my shoes touching that


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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1514 on: December 09, 2021, 11:22:21 AM »
I believe at some point that's an operational necessity. 

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1515 on: December 09, 2021, 03:51:41 PM »
What's the consensus here?

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1517 on: December 16, 2021, 08:48:26 PM »
Haha


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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1518 on: December 17, 2021, 03:17:23 AM »
cottage cheese besides in Lasagna

My wife did this once and I told her that if she did it again I'm leaving and taking the kids. I mean WTF. This is the ultimate food cultural appropriation. Go get some damn ricotta.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1519 on: December 18, 2021, 05:47:35 AM »
cottage cheese besides in Lasagna

My wife did this once and I told her that if she did it again I'm leaving and taking the kids. I mean WTF. This is the ultimate food cultural appropriation. Go get some damn ricotta.

Cottage cheese in place of ricotta is VERY white midwesterny, all I had growing up but know better now.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1520 on: December 18, 2021, 06:32:09 AM »
cottage cheese besides in Lasagna

My wife did this once and I told her that if she did it again I'm leaving and taking the kids. I mean WTF. This is the ultimate food cultural appropriation. Go get some damn ricotta.

I always liked my wife’s lasagna. One day she didn’t have ricotta & tried cottage cheese. She didn’t tell me because she wanted to see if I’d notice. I thought it was terrible, but was nice & ate it without saying anything thinking I was just tired of lasagna. She forgot to tell me about the switch. For 2 years she’d ask if I wanted lasagna & I told her no I was tired of it. After 2 years she remembered about the cheese switch, told me about it, & no we are back to having good lasagna once a month.
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1521 on: December 18, 2021, 04:44:43 PM »
cottage cheese besides in Lasagna

My wife did this once and I told her that if she did it again I'm leaving and taking the kids. I mean WTF. This is the ultimate food cultural appropriation. Go get some damn ricotta.

I always liked my wife’s lasagna. One day she didn’t have ricotta & tried cottage cheese. She didn’t tell me because she wanted to see if I’d notice. I thought it was terrible, but was nice & ate it without saying anything thinking I was just tired of lasagna. She forgot to tell me about the switch. For 2 years she’d ask if I wanted lasagna & I told her no I was tired of it. After 2 years she remembered about the cheese switch, told me about it, & no we are back to having good lasagna once a month.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1522 on: December 18, 2021, 10:26:04 PM »
I love Cottage Cheese in there. I feel like i'm taking crazy pills.
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1523 on: December 18, 2021, 10:45:06 PM »
I do 50/50 ricotta/cottage


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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1524 on: December 18, 2021, 11:09:42 PM »
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