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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1250 on: May 31, 2019, 06:41:13 PM »
I would try the crap out of crack chicken dip
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1251 on: June 01, 2019, 10:19:54 PM »
recipes for foods with "crack" in their names. like crack chicken dip. and crack noodles. and crack whatever because it's so good it's like crack the drug.
crack valley ranch dressing


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« Reply #1252 on: June 01, 2019, 10:24:29 PM »
That ultra hipster place hopcat has crack fries lmao

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1253 on: June 01, 2019, 10:41:35 PM »
recipes for foods with "crack" in their names. like crack chicken dip. and crack noodles. and crack whatever because it's so good it's like crack the drug.
crack valley ranch dressing

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1254 on: June 01, 2019, 10:52:58 PM »
That ultra hipster place hopcat has crack fries lmao

There is a hopcat in Lincoln and I always assumed it was guy fieri’s beer bar and am glad I have confirmation.


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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1257 on: June 27, 2019, 11:12:52 AM »
:lol:


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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1258 on: December 26, 2019, 10:26:31 AM »
Southwest airlines flight attendant jokes

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1259 on: December 27, 2019, 07:23:36 AM »
Has anyone said white gravy? It's the best.
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1260 on: December 27, 2019, 08:04:34 AM »
Has anyone said white gravy? It's the best.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1261 on: December 27, 2019, 08:46:45 AM »
Also on CFS

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1262 on: December 27, 2019, 12:35:17 PM »
and pizza


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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1263 on: December 27, 2019, 12:36:16 PM »
And nachos


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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1264 on: April 20, 2020, 10:23:50 PM »
owning a trampoline

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1265 on: October 09, 2020, 09:02:26 AM »
I’m hanging a flatscreen in the garage for when I’m smoking in the driveway. I’m also doing it to watch college football on. I’ve gotten used to spending half my fall Saturdays outside and 4 weeks of watching inside is starting to get to me. This seems very midwestern to me.

I’m also strongly considering putting a nice son-cone machine out there as well.
I got a guy on the other line about some white walls

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1266 on: October 09, 2020, 09:46:18 AM »
Yes, as white midwesterners these are the things we do.


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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1267 on: October 09, 2020, 09:55:15 AM »
also fall is the most white midwestern season

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1268 on: October 09, 2020, 10:09:00 AM »
I’m hanging a flatscreen in the garage for when I’m smoking in the driveway. I’m also doing it to watch college football on. I’ve gotten used to spending half my fall Saturdays outside and 4 weeks of watching inside is starting to get to me. This seems very midwestern to me.

I’m also strongly considering putting a nice son-cone machine out there as well.
we watched the game outside at my brothers house last week and played cornhole while we smoked down some miller lites.. midwestern AF

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1269 on: October 09, 2020, 01:50:27 PM »
also fall is the most white midwestern season
because of the harvest?


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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1270 on: October 09, 2020, 02:07:25 PM »
also fall is the most white midwestern season
because of the harvest?

As much as I hate the word “hoodie”, I think midwesterner thrive in hoodie/shorts season. It’s also the start of crockpot & casserole season. Plus fall decorating & PTA/school sports socializing start back up hard & tailgating.  By the end of summer we’re tired of the heat & we can finally get back out there so were happy. It’s the prime time of 75% of midwestern stereotypes.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1271 on: October 09, 2020, 02:09:49 PM »
I’m hanging a flatscreen in the garage for when I’m smoking in the driveway. I’m also doing it to watch college football on. I’ve gotten used to spending half my fall Saturdays outside and 4 weeks of watching inside is starting to get to me. This seems very midwestern to me.

I’m also strongly considering putting a nice son-cone machine out there as well.
we watched the game outside at my brothers house last week and played cornhole while we smoked down some miller lites.. midwestern AF

I can smell this and it smells amazing.
I got a guy on the other line about some white walls

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1272 on: October 09, 2020, 02:22:01 PM »
did I go apple picking last weekend? You bet your ass I did.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1273 on: October 09, 2020, 02:22:43 PM »
I’m hanging a flatscreen in the garage for when I’m smoking in the driveway. I’m also doing it to watch college football on. I’ve gotten used to spending half my fall Saturdays outside and 4 weeks of watching inside is starting to get to me. This seems very midwestern to me.

I’m also strongly considering putting a nice son-cone machine out there as well.
we watched the game outside at my brothers house last week and played cornhole while we smoked down some miller lites.. midwestern AF

I can smell this and it smells amazing.
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« Reply #1274 on: October 09, 2020, 02:24:28 PM »
I think my 4 year old is going to end up hitting 5 or 6 pumpkin patches in the next 3 weeks.
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