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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1275 on: October 09, 2020, 04:48:22 PM »
also fall is the most white midwestern season
because of the harvest?

As much as I hate the word “hoodie”, I think midwesterner thrive in hoodie/shorts season. It’s also the start of crockpot & casserole season. Plus fall decorating & PTA/school sports socializing start back up hard & tailgating.  By the end of summer we’re tired of the heat & we can finally get back out there so were happy. It’s the prime time of 75% of midwestern stereotypes.


people in LA can’t wait for North Face down/Ugz weather either
so what’s your point other than being wrong
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1276 on: October 22, 2020, 08:18:31 AM »
I think my 4 year old is going to end up hitting 5 or 6 pumpkin patches in the next 3 weeks.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1277 on: October 22, 2020, 12:43:17 PM »
OMFG guys, Chicken Fried Steak!! btw, the best CFS I've ever had is available every day (no sunday tho) at Cy's in sedgwick, KS, USA. That crap is heaven on a plate
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1278 on: October 22, 2020, 12:45:31 PM »
I had chicken fried steak yesterday as a matter of fact, and I liked it

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1279 on: October 22, 2020, 12:59:38 PM »
I had chicken fried steak yesterday as a matter of fact, and I liked it

Was it normal CFS or some san fran bougie version with gravy made from seaweed?

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« Reply #1280 on: October 22, 2020, 01:28:31 PM »
I had chicken fried steak yesterday as a matter of fact, and I liked it

Was it normal CFS or some san fran bougie version with gravy made from seaweed?

normal, it was for breakfast at a diner

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1281 on: October 22, 2020, 01:31:10 PM »
Big fan of Cracker Barrel CFS.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1282 on: October 22, 2020, 04:43:45 PM »
I had chicken fried steak yesterday as a matter of fact, and I liked it

Was it normal CFS or some san fran bougie version with gravy made from seaweed?

normal, it was for breakfast at a diner

Breakfast CFS is my favorite CFS.  "The Big Biscuit" has decent one around here.  I do miss a good dinner CFS from Texas Star, however.  :cry:

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« Reply #1283 on: October 22, 2020, 07:34:41 PM »
Big fan of Cracker Barrel CFS.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1284 on: October 22, 2020, 07:52:10 PM »
dudes i have been fantasizing about CFS for more than 6 months

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1285 on: October 22, 2020, 10:41:12 PM »
dudes i have been fantasizing about CFS for more than 6 months
Puni, I will go get some CFS in your honor tomorrow.
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1286 on: October 22, 2020, 10:58:18 PM »
dudes i have been fantasizing about CFS for more than 6 months
Make some! Just need some meat and eggs and flour and grease!

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1287 on: October 22, 2020, 11:06:46 PM »
dudes i have been fantasizing about CFS for more than 6 months
Make some! Just need some meat and eggs and flour and grease!

i will do it. its one of the few things i havent actually ever made.

i was about to a few weeks ago, but cube steak was more expensive than ribeye and i had a conniption.
its supposed to be cheap right? can i just get any old steak and bash it?

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1288 on: October 22, 2020, 11:07:29 PM »
the last CFS i had was at wahoo brunch (rip) circa 2015

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1289 on: October 22, 2020, 11:08:26 PM »


dudes i have been fantasizing about CFS for more than 6 months
Make some! Just need some meat and eggs and flour and grease!

i will do it. its one of the few things i havent actually ever made.

i was about to a few weeks ago, but cube steak was more expensive than ribeye and i had a conniption.
its supposed to be cheap right? can i just get any old steak and bash it?

Yeah probably. Why would cube steak be expensive there?

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1290 on: October 22, 2020, 11:12:12 PM »
no clue, maybe low volume, unusual import only cut with tariffs and stuff?

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« Reply #1291 on: October 22, 2020, 11:13:36 PM »
no clue, maybe low volume, unusual import only cut with tariffs and stuff?
Yeah your plan to just find the cheapest steak and pound the crap out of it sounds like a good one

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1292 on: October 22, 2020, 11:13:59 PM »
i'm sure chicken fried peas are fine too

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1293 on: October 22, 2020, 11:15:32 PM »
i'm sure chicken fried peas are fine too

i made like 15 lbs of falafel after watching the game changers and being vegan for like 18 hours

chicken fried chicken peas

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1294 on: October 22, 2020, 11:16:57 PM »
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1295 on: October 22, 2020, 11:36:46 PM »
A vegetarian friend told me that they really liked "kung pao chickpeas" and I was gonna make it and my wife thought it was gross and said no before I got the chance to make it but after I started soaking the beans

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1296 on: October 23, 2020, 08:49:57 AM »
I had some fried cheese curds with ranch dipping sauce at a bar last night. Seems like peak “things that white midwesterners like”
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« Reply #1297 on: October 23, 2020, 09:13:59 AM »
no clue, maybe low volume, unusual import only cut with tariffs and stuff?
Yeah your plan to just find the cheapest steak and pound the crap out of it sounds like a good one
I always use tenderized round steak for my CFS.  That's about the cheapest cut you can get.  Also make sure it's not cut real thick.  About 3/4" works best for CFS.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1298 on: October 23, 2020, 09:40:57 AM »
I had some fried cheese curds with ranch dipping sauce at a bar last night. Seems like peak “things that white midwesterners like”

Sounds amazing

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