GPC Wabash Station Thread Title Of The Day

[SkinnyBenny]

It's a rough ridin' nightmare over there, man. It's all I can do to even read it.

It's just the worst.

[puniraptor]

It even more amazing because there are only ever 5 posters

[SkinnyBenny]

It even more amazing because there are only ever 5 posters

yes, wasteland.

[WillieWatanabe]

I've lived in kansas my whole life,  and have only been on a farm twice.

That list makes me happy about that.

[Shacks]

The Mercury website is an absolute treasure trove.

By Michael_Hadley
Member
6 days ago
2014 Posts

re...the sorority stampede

I have never cared much for sororities or fraternities....they are havens for rich spoiled kids who have nothing better to do than have parties and engage in all sorts of silly activities.

When I was in college, my roommate and I would go to the House of Pizza...a Ft Worth landmark.  We would carry two paper bags with us....one was for leftover pizza, and the other for cigarette butts.  We would scoop up the pizza slices that the frarorities didn't finish, and empty the ashtrays....then we would go back to our apartment, eat the pizza and put all the butt tobacco in a large bowl, and then roll our own cigarettes.  Our apartment, by the way, was a converted garage...the bathroom and kitchen were in the same room.   I wonder what college students today would think about that.

I'm a college student today and I think that's rough ridin' weird, disgusting and something he should be very ashamed of ever doing

[chum1]

 How much was a pack of cigarettes back then?  $0.50?

[highway61]

My problem with that list is that when I think of Kansans, especially rural Kansans, I think of people who's defining characteristic is how polite and friendly they are.  Nothing on that list would indicate that too me.  Even the one about waving to everybody you drive by was written in a bitchy tone.

[Dugout DickStone]

My problem with that list is that when I think of Kansans, especially rural Kansans, I think of people who's defining characteristic is how polite and friendly they are.  Nothing on that list would indicate that too me.  Even the one about waving to everybody you drive by was written in a bitchy tone.

Rural Kansans eat about much salmon/trout as a vegan.

[MadCat]

My problem with that list is that when I think of Kansans, especially rural Kansans, I think of people who's defining characteristic is how polite and friendly they are.  Nothing on that list would indicate that too me.  Even the one about waving to everybody you drive by was written in a bitchy tone.

shows how insincere Kansans are when they are "being nice" .... Probably reeks of passive-aggressivity, beats their wife, kicks their dog, etc.

[Rage Against the McKee]

I thought the list was typical Kansas talk. Oh, we talk a big game about being the best and everyone else can just get on I-70 right the eff on out of our state if they disagree when you aren't around, but by God, we're going to be nice to you to your face.

[Dr Rick Daris]

The Mercury website is an absolute treasure trove.

By Michael_Hadley
Member
6 days ago
2014 Posts

re...the sorority stampede

I have never cared much for sororities or fraternities....they are havens for rich spoiled kids who have nothing better to do than have parties and engage in all sorts of silly activities.

When I was in college, my roommate and I would go to the House of Pizza...a Ft Worth landmark.  We would carry two paper bags with us....one was for leftover pizza, and the other for cigarette butts.  We would scoop up the pizza slices that the frarorities didn't finish, and empty the ashtrays....then we would go back to our apartment, eat the pizza and put all the butt tobacco in a large bowl, and then roll our own cigarettes.  Our apartment, by the way, was a converted garage...the bathroom and kitchen were in the same room.   I wonder what college students today would think about that.

if i had to make a list of twenty just absolutely hilarious people to hangout with, michael hadley would probably be on it. what a great guy/character.

[Rage Against the McKee]

The Mercury website is an absolute treasure trove.

By Michael_Hadley
Member
6 days ago
2014 Posts

re...the sorority stampede

I have never cared much for sororities or fraternities....they are havens for rich spoiled kids who have nothing better to do than have parties and engage in all sorts of silly activities.

When I was in college, my roommate and I would go to the House of Pizza...a Ft Worth landmark.  We would carry two paper bags with us....one was for leftover pizza, and the other for cigarette butts.  We would scoop up the pizza slices that the frarorities didn't finish, and empty the ashtrays....then we would go back to our apartment, eat the pizza and put all the butt tobacco in a large bowl, and then roll our own cigarettes.  Our apartment, by the way, was a converted garage...the bathroom and kitchen were in the same room.   I wonder what college students today would think about that.

if i had to make a list of twenty just absolutely hilarious people to hangout with, michael hadley would probably be on it. what a great guy/character.

I wish I knew that guy. I don't even smoke, but I'd smoke one of his recycled cigarettes. I mean, how much worse could they be?

[AbeFroman]

The Mercury website is an absolute treasure trove.

By Michael_Hadley
Member
6 days ago
2014 Posts

re...the sorority stampede

I have never cared much for sororities or fraternities....they are havens for rich spoiled kids who have nothing better to do than have parties and engage in all sorts of silly activities.

When I was in college, my roommate and I would go to the House of Pizza...a Ft Worth landmark.  We would carry two paper bags with us....one was for leftover pizza, and the other for cigarette butts.  We would scoop up the pizza slices that the frarorities didn't finish, and empty the ashtrays....then we would go back to our apartment, eat the pizza and put all the butt tobacco in a large bowl, and then roll our own cigarettes.  Our apartment, by the way, was a converted garage...the bathroom and kitchen were in the same room.   I wonder what college students today would think about that.

ricky from trailer park boys lived in fort worth? 

[MadCat]

The Mercury website is an absolute treasure trove.

By Michael_Hadley
Member
6 days ago
2014 Posts

re...the sorority stampede

I have never cared much for sororities or fraternities....they are havens for rich spoiled kids who have nothing better to do than have parties and engage in all sorts of silly activities.

When I was in college, my roommate and I would go to the House of Pizza...a Ft Worth landmark.  We would carry two paper bags with us....one was for leftover pizza, and the other for cigarette butts.  We would scoop up the pizza slices that the frarorities didn't finish, and empty the ashtrays....then we would go back to our apartment, eat the pizza and put all the butt tobacco in a large bowl, and then roll our own cigarettes.  Our apartment, by the way, was a converted garage...the bathroom and kitchen were in the same room.   I wonder what college students today would think about that.

if i had to make a list of twenty just absolutely hilarious people to hangout with, michael hadley would probably be on it. what a great guy/character.

I wish I knew that guy. I don't even smoke, but I'd smoke one of his recycled cigarettes. I mean, how much worse could they be?

Would it qualify as second-hand smoke?

[mocat]

From the mercury board:

Rules for living in Rural Kansas
Rules for rural Kansas:

1. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot.

Untuck your shirt. You look like an idiot.

2. Turn your cap right, your head ain't crooked.

Tell me more about how straight all your teeth are.

3. Let's get this straight: it's called a 'gravel road.' I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're gonna get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.

Let's get this straight: they are called 'paved roads.' I drive a Lexus because 'paved roads' exist. No matter how fast you drive in your pickup truck, you're still going to be holding up traffic on my 'paved roads.'

4. They are cattle. That's why they smell like cattle. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-70 goes east and west, I-35 & I-135 go north and south. Pick one and go.

 

5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 Combines that are driven only 3 weeks a year.

Seems really inefficient.

6. Every born around here waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept.

No one around here stares at black people. They're called African-Americans. Try to understand the concept.

7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of geese/pheasants/ducks/doves are comin' in during a hunt, we WILL shoot it outta your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.

Why would I be around you 'while a bunch of geese/pheasants/ducks/doves are comin' in during a hunt'? And why do you hunt doves?

8. Yeah. We eat trout, salmon, deer and elk. You really want sushi and caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop.

Thanks for the pro tip.

9. The 'Opener' refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November.

OK. 

10. We open doors for women. That's applied to all women, regardless of age.

We do not beat up women. That's applied to all women, regardless of age.

11. No, there's no 'vegetarian special' on the menu. Order steak, or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham and turkey.

Ok, but don't laugh at me when I order the steak "medium rare"

12. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup!

I bet you don't refrigerate your ketchup.

13. You bring 'Coke' into my house, it better be brown, wet and served over ice. You bring 'Mary Jane' into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.

You bring 'Meth' into my house, I will politely ask you to leave.

14. College and High School Football is (more) important than the Chiefs, the Yankees, the Royals, the Lakers and the Knicks (all combined), and a dang site more fun to watch.

1. Lol, no. 2. Why did you put parentheses around 'more'?

15. Yeah, we have golf courses. But don't hit the water hazards - it spooks the fish.

Wouldn't want spooked fish I guess.

16. Turn down that blasted car stereo! That thumpity-thump ain't music, anyway. We don't want to hear it anymore than we want to see your boxers! Refer back to #1!

Enjoy listening to the only known genre of music in existence that actually discourages originality and creativity. We don't want to hear it anymore than we want to see your belt buckles! Refer back to #1!

 

[MadCat]

Don't golf courses discourage fishing in the water hazards? 

[Rage Against the McKee]

The Mercury website is an absolute treasure trove.

By Michael_Hadley
Member
6 days ago
2014 Posts

re...the sorority stampede

I have never cared much for sororities or fraternities....they are havens for rich spoiled kids who have nothing better to do than have parties and engage in all sorts of silly activities.

When I was in college, my roommate and I would go to the House of Pizza...a Ft Worth landmark.  We would carry two paper bags with us....one was for leftover pizza, and the other for cigarette butts.  We would scoop up the pizza slices that the frarorities didn't finish, and empty the ashtrays....then we would go back to our apartment, eat the pizza and put all the butt tobacco in a large bowl, and then roll our own cigarettes.  Our apartment, by the way, was a converted garage...the bathroom and kitchen were in the same room.   I wonder what college students today would think about that.

if i had to make a list of twenty just absolutely hilarious people to hangout with, michael hadley would probably be on it. what a great guy/character.

I wish I knew that guy. I don't even smoke, but I'd smoke one of his recycled cigarettes. I mean, how much worse could they be?

Would it qualify as second-hand smoke?

second hand smokes

[Dr Rick Daris]

The Mercury website is an absolute treasure trove.

By Michael_Hadley
Member
6 days ago
2014 Posts

re...the sorority stampede

I have never cared much for sororities or fraternities....they are havens for rich spoiled kids who have nothing better to do than have parties and engage in all sorts of silly activities.

When I was in college, my roommate and I would go to the House of Pizza...a Ft Worth landmark.  We would carry two paper bags with us....one was for leftover pizza, and the other for cigarette butts.  We would scoop up the pizza slices that the frarorities didn't finish, and empty the ashtrays....then we would go back to our apartment, eat the pizza and put all the butt tobacco in a large bowl, and then roll our own cigarettes.  Our apartment, by the way, was a converted garage...the bathroom and kitchen were in the same room.   I wonder what college students today would think about that.

if i had to make a list of twenty just absolutely hilarious people to hangout with, michael hadley would probably be on it. what a great guy/character.

I wish I knew that guy. I don't even smoke, but I'd smoke one of his recycled cigarettes. I mean, how much worse could they be?

i know him.

[wes mantooth]

My problem with that list is that when I think of Kansans, especially rural Kansans, I think of people who's defining characteristic is how polite and friendly they are.  Nothing on that list would indicate that too me.  Even the one about waving to everybody you drive by was written in a bitchy tone.

I know a lot of rural Kansans, and don't really know more than a couple that think like the pull your pants up, my truck is better than your Lexus.  Most are the polite and friendly kind. 

[8manpick]

My problem with that list is that when I think of Kansans, especially rural Kansans, I think of people who's defining characteristic is how polite and friendly they are.  Nothing on that list would indicate that too me.  Even the one about waving to everybody you drive by was written in a bitchy tone.

I know a lot of rural Kansans, and don't really know more than a couple that think like the pull your pants up, my truck is better than your Lexus.  Most are the polite and friendly kind.

I think we've been over this.  The polite friendliness is actually just a wave at people as they pass on the road.  They are only doing it so they can make snarky comments about how rude the city-folk are.

[Emo EMAW]

My problem with that list is that when I think of Kansans, especially rural Kansans, I think of people who's defining characteristic is how polite and friendly they are.  Nothing on that list would indicate that too me.  Even the one about waving to everybody you drive by was written in a bitchy tone.

I know a lot of rural Kansans, and don't really know more than a couple that think like the pull your pants up, my truck is better than your Lexus.  Most are the polite and friendly kind.

Back up guys, wes knows a lot of rural Kansans!

[8manpick]

My problem with that list is that when I think of Kansans, especially rural Kansans, I think of people who's defining characteristic is how polite and friendly they are.  Nothing on that list would indicate that too me.  Even the one about waving to everybody you drive by was written in a bitchy tone.

I know a lot of rural Kansans, and don't really know more than a couple that think like the pull your pants up, my truck is better than your Lexus.  Most are the polite and friendly kind.

Back up guys, wes knows a lot of rural Kansans!

Kinda like, "I have a black friend and..."

[wes mantooth]

 

[Dugout DickStone]

How many posts did Elwood cat make while steve dave was in chicago?

[wabash909]

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The GoPowercat.com Pregame Show premieres Monday night with a special preseason show. It airs at 6 p.m. on KSAL 1150-AM and Sunny 102.5. It can also be heard streaming on ksaklink.com.

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Thanks,  Are you going to do your 5 keys to victory?
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Originally posted by CessnaCat:

Thanks,  Are you going to do your 5 keys to victory?
I will continue to do my Five Keys on the site for Fridays and Wally and
I share a very abbreviated set of keys on the radio show just as I did
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