John: Frank, will you come into my office for a second?
Frank: Sure, John. (Walks in, sits down). What is it, John?
John: I just received a phone call from Donna Shalala at the University of Miami. She asked for permission to speak with you about the Head Coaching job down there.
Frank: (Eyes perk up, voice gets more cheery) Wow, John. That comes as a surprise to me. I guess I'll have to speak with her.
John: (Bursts out laughing) Just kidding, Frank. It was actually my wife that just called. She wanted me to pick up some meat from Hy-Vee on my way home. Ah, nice, huh? OK, shouldn't you be out recruiting?