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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #5825 on: April 03, 2019, 01:44:19 PM »
what do you do with the giant jamie dixon free throw distraction crazy arms guy thing?

You rig it up so you can move the arms from a safe distance and then you lower it into a big burning dumpster, making it wave its arms frantically as it burns. Also get the whole thing on film. That's what you do with it.

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« Reply #5826 on: April 03, 2019, 01:55:00 PM »
Why isn't anyone after the great Fuckface Weber?

He's 62 years old. There can't be a sane person in America who thinks Jamie Dixon is a better coach.

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #5827 on: April 03, 2019, 02:10:34 PM »
what do you do with the giant jamie dixon free throw distraction crazy arms guy thing?

You rig it up so you can move the arms from a safe distance and then you lower it into a big burning dumpster, making it wave its arms frantically as it burns. Also get the whole thing on film. That's what you do with it.

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #5828 on: April 03, 2019, 02:18:53 PM »
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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #5829 on: April 03, 2019, 06:24:46 PM »
Why isn't anyone after the great Fuckface Weber?

He's 62 years old. There can't be a sane person in America who thinks Jamie Dixon is a better coach.

Better win percentage, better record of making the tournament for Dixon.

I do think oscar is probably better but there is an argument to be made.  oscar has had more teams that can compete for titles/top seeds and I'm not sure the Dixon can do that.


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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #5830 on: April 03, 2019, 09:13:03 PM »
Funny that Dixon would get the UCLA job after being brought up in the Ben Howland coaching tree.

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #5831 on: April 04, 2019, 12:37:05 PM »
Why isn't anyone after the great Roughfacerider Weber?

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #5832 on: April 04, 2019, 12:38:43 PM »
Why isn't anyone after the great Roughfacerider Weber?

He's 62 years old. There can't be a sane person in America who thinks Jamie Dixon is a better coach.

Better win percentage, better record of making the tournament for Dixon.

I do think oscar is probably better but there is an argument to be made.  oscar has had more teams that can compete for titles/top seeds and I'm not sure the Dixon can do that.

A lay observer could even note that this year kind of represents Oscars only 'built it myself' achievement. Dixon made TCU competitive after having done some good stuff at Pitt.

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #5833 on: April 04, 2019, 01:04:29 PM »
You do know he built SIU into a sweet 16 team, right? Also built last years elite 8 team and played two years in a row without his best player. More like boner, amirite guys?

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #5834 on: April 04, 2019, 02:08:16 PM »
You do know he built SIU into a sweet 16 team, right? Also built last years elite 8 team and played two years in a row without his best player. More like boner, amirite guys?

I did misspeak when I said this year, I meant class, and you got me on the SIU stuff. But stacked up against Dixon I think my comment still has merit. Last year was the first time Weber advanced to the S16 since coaching Billy's recruits at Illinois. While Dixon inherited a great team from Howland, 4 years later he had his 'own' players in the Elite 8. And then took a pretty bad TCU team and made the tourney and won the NIT. Also boner would probably be a name upgrade, but not because of what/how you said [it].

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #5835 on: April 05, 2019, 12:07:04 AM »
https://twitter.com/wilnerhotline/status/1113427589069037568?s=21

Sheesh

LOL, what's the opposite of a blue blood? Blue bloods don't hire someone who has proven he isn't a championship coach. They just hired the, at best, 6th best coach in the Big 12 conference.

Supposedly he has an 8 million dollar buyout at TCU and is trying to negotiate it down to 1 million.   I think at this point their status has been revoked.
You hear about this type of thing, but it has never made sense to me.  I mean, "Gee, we agreed on this giant buyout so I wouldn't screw you over...BUT I decided to screw you over anyway and figure you were just kinda messing around.  Can you cut me some slack?"

I mean...how do coaches succeed in "negotiating" buyouts down like this?  It seems like they should have zero leverage for any kind of negotiation, but I must be missing something.

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #5836 on: April 05, 2019, 11:52:12 AM »
https://twitter.com/wilnerhotline/status/1113427589069037568?s=21

Sheesh

LOL, what's the opposite of a blue blood? Blue bloods don't hire someone who has proven he isn't a championship coach. They just hired the, at best, 6th best coach in the Big 12 conference.

Supposedly he has an 8 million dollar buyout at TCU and is trying to negotiate it down to 1 million.   I think at this point their status has been revoked.
You hear about this type of thing, but it has never made sense to me.  I mean, "Gee, we agreed on this giant buyout so I wouldn't screw you over...BUT I decided to screw you over anyway and figure you were just kinda messing around.  Can you cut me some slack?"

I mean...how do coaches succeed in "negotiating" buyouts down like this?  It seems like they should have zero leverage for any kind of negotiation, but I must be missing something.

dig up as much dirt as you can on the AD while you're there and if they have some skeletons threaten to go nuclear unless they negotiate that buyout down.

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #5837 on: April 05, 2019, 12:02:46 PM »
TCU's AD should call Jeff Long and see if he has any extra closet hookers laying around lawrencetucky.

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #5838 on: April 05, 2019, 01:19:53 PM »
There would have to be some dirt on the AD to talk them down 7 million on a buyout. I get you don’t wanna seem cash strapped or difficult to work with, but that’s a whole different level.

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #5839 on: April 05, 2019, 05:41:38 PM »
You do know he built SIU into a sweet 16 team, right? Also built last years elite 8 team and played two years in a row without his best player. More like boner, amirite guys?

I did misspeak when I said this year, I meant class, and you got me on the SIU stuff. But stacked up against Dixon I think my comment still has merit. Last year was the first time Weber advanced to the S16 since coaching Billy's recruits at Illinois. While Dixon inherited a great team from Howland, 4 years later he had his 'own' players in the Elite 8. And then took a pretty bad TCU team and made the tourney and won the NIT. Also boner would probably be a name upgrade, but not because of what/how you said [it].

It's mostly his team but Alex Robinson, JD Miller, and Jalen Fisher were not recruited by Dixon.

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #5840 on: April 06, 2019, 06:32:53 PM »
So Dixon is not leaving TCU. LOL.

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #5841 on: April 06, 2019, 06:41:11 PM »
Oh, man. Reported caused by the $8M buyout. Looks like a fail, but you gotta think UCLA actually dodged a bullet there.

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #5842 on: April 06, 2019, 10:22:42 PM »
Oh, man. Reported caused by the $8M buyout. Looks like a fail, but you gotta think UCLA actually dodged a bullet there.
is dixon gonna be all pissed off at tcu/his team now?

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #5843 on: April 06, 2019, 10:38:44 PM »
How embarrassing for him
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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #5844 on: April 07, 2019, 01:45:18 PM »
I can't believe that UCLA wouldn't pay at least enough of the buyout to make Dixon want to front the rest, of course these are the same people who offered Calipari a pay cut.

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #5845 on: April 08, 2019, 08:56:11 AM »
UCLA needs oscar Weber.

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« Reply #5846 on: April 08, 2019, 09:15:06 AM »
I assume leaking the buyout talk was an attempt for Dixon to push TCU to the table with "He doesn't really want to be here."  Kudos to TCU to know their place and go "Nobody does, see you on Monday"

How was Barnes behind Dixon as an option?

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #5847 on: April 08, 2019, 09:26:36 AM »
UCLA needs oscar Weber.

Why would he take a worse job?
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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #5848 on: April 08, 2019, 11:46:52 AM »
UCLA needs oscar Weber.

Why would he take a worse job?

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #5849 on: April 08, 2019, 04:00:34 PM »
UCLA offering Barnes $5m/yr and that does not include incentives. 
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