Author Topic: Beth Mendenhall FTW!!!!!!1111!!!!lllIII!! (Read 123958 times)

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #125 on:** April 28, 2011, 01:08:28 PM »

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Mendenhall of Famer: All Beths Are ~~Off~~ ON!

steve dave · « **Reply #126 on:** April 28, 2011, 01:09:47 PM »

The Road To Johnny Hopsky by Beth Mendenhall - A Blog

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #127 on:** April 28, 2011, 01:58:26 PM »

Well Beth, your Frank Martin-esque negotiation techniques are brutally effective. I have been authorized to extend an even more generous offer. If you become our exclusive Debate National Champion blogger we have an attractive package of personal services to offer.

You can select one woman or one man that you dislike the most and we will deal with that person in a manner that is untraceable. If it is a woman, I will seduce her, make her fall in love with me, introduce me to her parents, take me to her friends weddings this wedding season, etc. then I will cruelly dump her. If you want, I will tell her she just doesn't compare to Beth Mendenhall and that she also has a pretty big ass.

If it is a guy you dislike, Trim and I will "did not read" all over his stupid world until he moves from the jurisdiction.

This is as high as we can go for anyone not named Abraham Lincoln.

fatty fat fat · « **Reply #128 on:** April 28, 2011, 03:35:12 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on April 27, 2011, 05:50:17 PM

starting to wonder if beth mendenhall came back to this board just to let us all know she's going to johns hops for grad school in international relations.

last i checked, people don't even go to grad school for international relats, you either have it or you don't. kind of like bobby flay.

qft. can't believe i called her pretty.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #129 on:** April 28, 2011, 03:50:47 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on April 28, 2011, 01:58:26 PM

Well Beth, your Frank Martin-esque negotiation techniques are brutally effective. I have been authorized to extend an even more generous offer. If you become our exclusive Debate National Champion blogger we have an attractive package of personal services to offer.

You can select one woman or one man that you dislike the most and we will deal with that person in a manner that is untraceable. If it is a woman, I will seduce her, make her fall in love with me, introduce me to her parents, take me to her friends weddings this wedding season, etc. then I will cruelly dump her. If you want, I will tell her she just doesn't compare to Beth Mendenhall and that she also has a pretty big ass.

If it is a guy you dislike, Trim and I will "did not read" all over his stupid world until he moves from the jurisdiction.

This is as high as we can go for anyone not named Abraham Lincoln.

also, OK_Cat will personally attend the funeral of someone you hate (or someone you hate's loved one) and heckle the crap out of the mourning family. Like the patriot guard, except opposite. and no motorcycles or mullets.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #130 on:** April 29, 2011, 09:41:53 PM »

Beth, what can I do?

Kat Kid · « **Reply #131 on:** April 30, 2011, 07:12:44 AM »

I'm starting to think this was not a negotiating tactic, but rather a statement that she's just not that in to us.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #132 on:** April 30, 2011, 01:30:50 PM »

Quote from: Tortuga on April 30, 2011, 07:12:44 AM

I'm starting to think this was not a negotiating tactic, but rather a statement that she's just not that in to us.

Must be a lesbian

CNS · « **Reply #133 on:** April 30, 2011, 02:48:38 PM »

I don't know about you guys, but I am getting really tired of all these mixed signals.

Trim · « **Reply #134 on:** April 30, 2011, 02:57:37 PM »

I'd hate to think Ok_Cat had this pegged all along...

steve dave · « **Reply #135 on:** April 30, 2011, 03:02:00 PM »

I, STEVE DAVE, FORMALLY CHALLENGE BETH TO A DEBATE ON WHY SHE SHOULD/SHOULDN'T BLOG FOR goEMAW.COM! Beth, this debate will take place in this thread. You can start by giving your nonsensicle reasons you shouldn't blog for us and I will then counter totally destroying your argument and making you look foolish and forcing you to blog here....like your normal debates except I'm Beth and you are some loser kid from some loser school.

Tobias · « **Reply #136 on:** April 30, 2011, 03:02:41 PM »

OK_Cat · « **Reply #137 on:** April 30, 2011, 11:01:51 PM »

Quote from: Trim on April 30, 2011, 02:57:37 PM

I'd hate to think Ok_Cat had this pegged all along...

felix rex · « **Reply #138 on:** May 01, 2011, 05:53:11 PM »

I am going to make some calls at sais and put some pressure on beth.

Dirty Sanchez · « **Reply #139 on:** May 02, 2011, 05:22:28 PM »

Quote from: felix rex on May 01, 2011, 05:53:11 PM

I am going to make some calls at sais and put some pressure on beth.

Double tap to the head type pressure?

DQ12 · « **Reply #140 on:** May 02, 2011, 07:04:19 PM »

There was a pretty convincing argument in the Collegian today about requiring students to take a survey course of world religions penned by GoEPAW poster Beth Mendenhall.

bethmendenhall · « **Reply #141 on:** May 03, 2011, 07:22:55 PM »

yo, im just lazy. is that so hard to understand??

i'd write ONE THING for you if you wanted, but idk how it would be relevant to this site.

and no, i didnt come back just to tell you about my graduate plans. im just not the kind of person who checks a forum all the time.

also, changing "s-h-i-t" to "cac" is totally lame.

hemmy · « **Reply #142 on:** May 03, 2011, 07:26:31 PM »

Quote from: bethmendenhall on May 03, 2011, 07:22:55 PM

yo, im just lazy. is that so hard to understand??

i'd write ONE THING for you if you wanted, but idk how it would be relevant to this site.

and no, i didnt come back just to tell you about my graduate plans. im just not the kind of person who checks a forum all the time.

also, changing "s-h-i-t" to "cac" is totally lame.

Agree, the mods here are rough ridin' nazis.

steve dave · « **Reply #143 on:** May 03, 2011, 07:28:16 PM »

Quote from: bethmendenhall on May 03, 2011, 07:22:55 PM

yo, im just lazy. is that so hard to understand??

i'd write ONE THING for you if you wanted, but idk how it would be relevant to this site.

and no, i didnt come back just to tell you about my graduate plans. im just not the kind of person who checks a forum all the time.

also, changing "s-h-i-t" to "cac" is totally lame.

beth, I check off your word censor for you because you were so lazy you wouldn't go in and change it yourself. also, I agree cac is dumb. I think that is saul's doing. Please have the goEMAW blog on a topic of your choosing to me via private message by friday. tia.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #144 on:** May 03, 2011, 07:44:14 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on May 03, 2011, 07:28:16 PM

Quote from: bethmendenhall on May 03, 2011, 07:22:55 PM
yo, im just lazy. is that so hard to understand??

i'd write ONE THING for you if you wanted, but idk how it would be relevant to this site.

and no, i didnt come back just to tell you about my graduate plans. im just not the kind of person who checks a forum all the time.

also, changing "s-h-i-t" to "cac" is totally lame.

beth, I check off your word censor for you because you were so lazy you wouldn't go in and change it yourself. also, I agree cac is dumb. I think that is saul's doing. Please have the goEMAW blog on a topic of your choosing to me via private message by friday. tia.

beth,

please write two blog entries. one on your choosing and one on goEMAW.com. word to the wise though, multiple references to Rick Daris in the goEMAW.com story would be okay and to be fair, more than a little warranted. work on the goEMAW.com one first and send it to me and then send stevedave the other one when/if you get the chance.

thanks,
daris

bethmendenhall · « **Reply #145 on:** May 03, 2011, 07:52:03 PM »

ok, what?

you still havent said what you would want me to write about. my problem is no topic ideas.

isn't this forum supposed to be about k-state sports? i know VERY little about our sports teams as compared to other schools, but i do know a lot of the players because I've tutored the athletes for years. at the football facility right now in fact. the problem with writing anything about that, however, is the potential breach-of-contract involved in mentioning any real details.

give me the deetz and ill give you some paragraphs.

jtksu · « **Reply #146 on:** May 03, 2011, 07:53:03 PM »

Might I suggest a pseudonym?

bethmendenhall · « **Reply #147 on:** May 03, 2011, 08:00:01 PM »

just to be perfectly clear: i know absolutely nothing about this site

jtksu · « **Reply #148 on:** May 03, 2011, 08:02:02 PM »

Neither do half the people here. Hell, Okcat still thinks it's some sort of dating site and Trim thinks it's a fund raising arm of BB/BS/NAMBLA.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #149 on:** May 03, 2011, 08:13:05 PM »

Quote from: bethmendenhall on May 03, 2011, 08:00:01 PM

just to be perfectly clear: i know absolutely nothing about this site

Could you write about EMAW vs. EPAW? Maybe interview a few people about what EMAW means to them, what it meant to you, and evaluate if what you learned comports with your initial thoughts and re-evaluate your stance on EPAW. We'll make some changes to the site in honor of your even handed self-debate. As you are a logical wizard with supreme powers of persuasion. Your arguments will inevitably be respected.