Author Topic: Beth Mendenhall FTW!!!!!!1111!!!!lllIII!! (Read 107345 times)

steve dave · « **Reply #75 on:** April 27, 2011, 11:53:42 AM »

good luck Beth

EllToPay · « **Reply #76 on:** April 27, 2011, 11:55:29 AM »

Quote from: bethmendenhall on April 27, 2011, 11:51:30 AM

Yes, that purple shirt is too small, No, I'm not tripping on shrooms in that picture, but I wish I was.

0.42 · « **Reply #77 on:** April 27, 2011, 11:58:14 AM »

Quote from: bethmendenhall on April 27, 2011, 11:53:21 AM

oh btw i got fired from the collegian - turned in my crap late a few too many times. saturday deadline was a terrible idea, and i just didn't really give a crap anymore.

Cire · « **Reply #78 on:** April 27, 2011, 11:59:04 AM »

That attitude needs to change for grad school IMO.

kitten_mittons · « **Reply #79 on:** April 27, 2011, 11:59:34 AM »

Quote from: bethmendenhall on April 27, 2011, 11:51:30 AM

I'm not going to law school - getting a PhD at Johns Hopkins in international relations.

I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #80 on:** April 27, 2011, 12:19:17 PM »

Quote from: bethmendenhall on April 27, 2011, 11:53:21 AM

oh btw i got fired from the collegian - turned in my crap late a few too many times. saturday deadline was a terrible idea, and i just didn't really give a crap anymore.

'taterblast · « **Reply #81 on:** April 27, 2011, 12:22:14 PM »

beth, please come back frequently.

ew2x4 · « **Reply #82 on:** April 27, 2011, 12:28:05 PM »

Quote from: emawblast on April 27, 2011, 12:22:14 PM

beth, please come back frequently.

The1BigWillie · « **Reply #83 on:** April 27, 2011, 12:28:21 PM »

Sometimes i wish I had been involved with debate in HS or college. It would probably improve my communication skills beyond "Bitch, you're crazy!" and

then

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Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #84 on:** April 27, 2011, 12:39:08 PM »

Great school, well done. Congrats Beth on helping raise the avg. salary of EMAWs everywhere.

steve dave · « **Reply #85 on:** April 27, 2011, 12:40:58 PM »

don't get kicked out for not giving a crap

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #86 on:** April 27, 2011, 12:49:41 PM »

ATTENTION BETH.

Now that you aren't writing for a conventional media source, you will begin to notice a backlog in your creativity. When you were at the Collegian you were given an outlet for your writing but now, you have none. Therefore, I am prepared to offer you our forum to post stories, thoughts, musings or just general info from your life. I will offer several technical options we can discuss later (like ability to lock/pin or edit your posts). We ask nothing in exchange except you give a cac. So, if you feel the need to blast some FIJIs for all wearing Abercrombie big shirts and for driving Acura Integras with JOCO tags, go ahead. Someone cut in line at this weekend's debate meet? Call them out! Want to talk Johns Hops Lacrosse? BOOM, clams knows everything about collegiate LAX.

It is your canvas to paint. Your sounding board. Your diary. We will not censor you like the Collegian. There are no deadlines, certainly not on a saturday. Just don't post things that would get us sued (HAHAHAHA) or make fun of me. I am sensitive but put on a tough guy exterior.

This will be great practice for Johns Hops too! You are welcome.

steve dave · « **Reply #87 on:** April 27, 2011, 01:05:54 PM »

You can also use swear words as often as you want

Kat Kid · « **Reply #88 on:** April 27, 2011, 01:11:35 PM »

Please note this is a formal invitation Beth. A formal invitation has been extended.

Ball is in your court.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #89 on:** April 27, 2011, 01:21:31 PM »

Quote from: Tortuga on April 27, 2011, 01:11:35 PM

Please note this is a formal invitation Beth. A formal invitation has been extended.

Ball is in your court.

Wow. Please note Beth, Tortuga told Hunter S. Thompson to go eff himself when he wanted to write for the site. This is quite an honor from him.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #90 on:** April 27, 2011, 01:24:53 PM »

A Canadian friend of SkinnyBenny's was also fired from the Collegian.

jtksu · « **Reply #91 on:** April 27, 2011, 01:37:52 PM »

Anyone else think that BM looks a bit like a dood?

steve dave · « **Reply #92 on:** April 27, 2011, 01:39:09 PM »

Quote from: jtksu on April 27, 2011, 01:37:52 PM

Anyone else think that BM looks a bit like a dood?

no

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #93 on:** April 27, 2011, 01:41:44 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on April 27, 2011, 01:39:09 PM

Quote from: jtksu on April 27, 2011, 01:37:52 PM
Anyone else think that BM looks a bit like a dood?

no

not even a little bit.

EllToPay · « **Reply #94 on:** April 27, 2011, 01:43:07 PM »

Quote from: jtksu on April 27, 2011, 01:37:52 PM

Anyone else think that BM looks a bit like a dood?

no, and if she did, that would be the wrong 'emo to use.

jtksu · « **Reply #95 on:** April 27, 2011, 01:44:03 PM »

Just saying she looks surprisingly similar to this guy

EllToPay · « **Reply #96 on:** April 27, 2011, 01:49:34 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on April 27, 2011, 12:49:41 PM

ATTENTION BETH.

Now that you aren't writing for a conventional media source, you will begin to notice a backlog in your creativity. When you were at the Collegian you were given an outlet for your writing but now, you have none. Therefore, I am prepared to offer you our forum to post stories, thoughts, musings or just general info from your life. I will offer several technical options we can discuss later (like ability to lock/pin or edit your posts). We ask nothing in exchange except you give a cac. So, if you feel the need to blast some FIJIs for all wearing Abercrombie big shirts and for driving Acura Integras with JOCO tags, go ahead. Someone cut in line at this weekend's debate meet? Call them out! Want to talk Johns Hops Lacrosse? BOOM, clams knows everything about collegiate LAX.

It is your canvas to paint. Your sounding board. Your diary. We will not censor you like the Collegian. There are no deadlines, certainly not on a saturday. Just don't post things that would get us sued (HAHAHAHA) or make fun of me. I am sensitive but put on a tough guy exterior.

This will be great practice for Johns Hops too! You are welcome.

did you just copy/paste this from your george will offer to him and replace 'george' with 'beth'?

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #97 on:** April 27, 2011, 02:04:47 PM »

Quote from: EllToPay on April 27, 2011, 01:49:34 PM

Quote from: Limestone on April 27, 2011, 12:49:41 PM
ATTENTION BETH.

Now that you aren't writing for a conventional media source, you will begin to notice a backlog in your creativity. When you were at the Collegian you were given an outlet for your writing but now, you have none. Therefore, I am prepared to offer you our forum to post stories, thoughts, musings or just general info from your life. I will offer several technical options we can discuss later (like ability to lock/pin or edit your posts). We ask nothing in exchange except you give a cac. So, if you feel the need to blast some FIJIs for all wearing Abercrombie big shirts and for driving Acura Integras with JOCO tags, go ahead. Someone cut in line at this weekend's debate meet? Call them out! Want to talk Johns Hops Lacrosse? BOOM, clams knows everything about collegiate LAX.

It is your canvas to paint. Your sounding board. Your diary. We will not censor you like the Collegian. There are no deadlines, certainly not on a saturday. Just don't post things that would get us sued (HAHAHAHA) or make fun of me. I am sensitive but put on a tough guy exterior.

This will be great practice for Johns Hops too! You are welcome.

did you just copy/paste this from your george will offer to him and replace 'george' with 'beth'?

Do you see anything about bow ties or Abner Doubleday in there?

AbeFroman · « **Reply #98 on:** April 27, 2011, 02:06:28 PM »

Quote from: bethmendenhall on April 27, 2011, 11:51:30 AM

No, I'm not tripping on shrooms in that picture, but I wish I was.

pissclams · « **Reply #99 on:** April 27, 2011, 02:42:14 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on April 27, 2011, 12:49:41 PM

ATTENTION BETH.

Now that you aren't writing for a conventional media source, you will begin to notice a backlog in your creativity. When you were at the Collegian you were given an outlet for your writing but now, you have none. Therefore, I am prepared to offer you our forum to post stories, thoughts, musings or just general info from your life. I will offer several technical options we can discuss later (like ability to lock/pin or edit your posts). We ask nothing in exchange except you give a cac. So, if you feel the need to blast some FIJIs for all wearing Abercrombie big shirts and for driving Acura Integras with JOCO tags, go ahead. Someone cut in line at this weekend's debate meet? Call them out! Want to talk Johns Hops Lacrosse? BOOM, clams knows everything about collegiate LAX.

It is your canvas to paint. Your sounding board. Your diary. We will not censor you like the Collegian. There are no deadlines, certainly not on a saturday. Just don't post things that would get us sued (HAHAHAHA) or make fun of me. I am sensitive but put on a tough guy exterior.

This will be great practice for Johns Hops too! You are welcome.

agree that johns hops = great school. some have compared it to ksu cats, from an academic perspective.

side note to beth m, props on all your great new trophs. k-state cats, k-state ksu go.
and don't worry about the collegian. soon will come a time in your life when you realize you would rather wipe your ass with that paper than write for it.