GRCOAT things you did as a college student

[CHONGS]

I made Kool Aide with brown sugar once.

Oh crap! How was that? Flavor/color?

It was awesome.  Flavor was green I think.

[Cire]

Forged a handicapped hangy tag by changing the month year for 2 years to get elite parking

[steve dave]

Forged a handicapped hangy tag by changing the month year for 2 years to get elite parking

 

[felix rex]

Forged a handicapped hangy tag by changing the month year for 2 years to get elite parking

Not gonna lie. Have always wanted to do this, and have always chickened out (lifestyle polys  ).

[WildCatzPhreak]

Sweet talking jmlynch and waks mom into changing my grade.

[pike]

Went to the "final four" two years in a row in ultimate frisbee. This year was supposed to be 'the year' but we had a "History Awaits" type of year if you know what I'm saying

[Dirty Sanchez]

Participated in arguably both the most lopsided intramural football and intramural softball games of all time.

99-7
54-2 (2 innings, called on time limit)

[Cire]

Forged a handicapped hangy tag by changing the month year for 2 years to get elite parking

 

It was really easy.  Just need a printer and rubber cement.

It started when a roomate had torn his ACL and got one.  We got addicted to using it for campus parking.

[kazzu]

Intra-mural arm wrestling champ. 

[Trim]

Got into an altercation with Thunder Dan Majerly at Lucky's and had to be rescued by Chris Griffin.

Speaking of Griffin, he got us a late hookup for tickets to a Wednesday night game at Mizzou.  Immediately got our neighbor to drive us out there in his shitty Dodge Charger.  Drank everclear mixes once we got past KC.  Took over driving on the way back and almost drove onto the sidewalk/valet area at Harrah's in KC.

Featured on Topeka channel 13's feature on binge drinking at KSU.  Interviewed while sitting on a keg shell in my living room and live during the 10pm news from Outback while groping newscaster Dana Wright.

I also had some missed test saves and blackout/hospital episodes but everyone seems to be having those so not so GRCOAT.

[LinuxHuskerSometimesBasketballCat]

Never went to my intro to accounting class. Never turned in any assignments.  It came time for the final and i sweet talked by GTA into letting me turn everything in for full credit changing my grade from a D to an A.

[dmartin]

Used the same parking ticket for two months to avoid getting new ones while illegally parking every day.

Never went to finance class other than first, last, and test nights and got an A.

Me and a roommate got another instructor shipped off to Fort Riley after some horribly bad teacher reviews.

[TBL]

Got into an altercation with Thunder Dan Majerly at Lucky's and had to be rescued by Chris Griffin.

Speaking of Griffin, he got us a late hookup for tickets to a Wednesday night game at Mizzou.  Immediately got our neighbor to drive us out there in his shitty Dodge Charger.  Drank everclear mixes once we got past KC.  Took over driving on the way back and almost drove onto the sidewalk/valet area at Harrah's in KC.

Featured on Topeka channel 13's feature on binge drinking at KSU.  Interviewed while sitting on a keg shell in my living room and live during the 10pm news from Outback while groping newscaster Dana Wright.

I also had some missed test saves and blackout/hospital episodes but everyone seems to be having those so not so GRCOAT.

Don't care what you say. ELITE.....

I'm sure I had some, but was too drunk to remember any of 'em.   

[DQ12]

I've done some stuff that I wouldn't prefer to list in the public domain.  But believe me, I'm elite.

[reidrolled]

I've done some stuff that I wouldn't prefer to list in the public domain.  But believe me, I'm elite.

i punched dlew12  last night

[DQ12]

Good times Reid

[DILLIGAF]

Found out about the ping pong championship 30 minutes before balls flying, hadn't played in a couple of years, ran to sears and bought a cheapo racket, came back and dropped my first game in a best of three round robin, went undefeated the rest of the way to take the money.   The regulars were not very friendly to me for some reason. 

[mcmwcat]

i wish i were really good at ping pong.   i have good reflexes (or used to before turning into halfold balls).  technique was terrible.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Found out about the ping pong championship 30 minutes before balls flying, hadn't played in a couple of years, ran to sears and bought a cheapo racket, came back and dropped my first game in a best of three round robin, went undefeated the rest of the way to take the money.   The regulars were not very friendly to me for some reason. 

Are you Asian?

[HeinBallz]

Convinced some chick to spend the rest of her life cooking & cleaning for me, occasionally suck my dick when she's on the rag & bring beer to me while I watch sports.   

[weird roberts foam finger]

I made Kool Aide with brown sugar once.

Oh crap! How was that? Flavor/color?

It was awesome.  Flavor was green I think.

I see what you did there.   

[TBL]

Convinced some chick to spend the rest of her life cooking & cleaning for me, occasionally suck my dick when she's on the rag & bring beer to me while I watch sports.   

You are a hero to all the guys. Either that or you're full of crap and will die from lying.....Not sure, yet.......

[Stupid Fitz]

Instead of studying/caring about my finance class, I showed up just for tests, marked C on every question, handed it in in 2 minutes and walked out.  Got a passing D and really pissed off the teach every time I handed in my test.   

[hemmy]

Since when is a D passing?

[Stupid Fitz]

Since when is a D passing?

Since Fail starts with F