I'll tell you what I am going to do when I come into town for Fatty Fest. I'm going to drive over to the basketball facility construction site, and the football construction site, and I am going to sniff out every uncapped exposed re-bar like a fart in a car. Going to take pics off all of them.
Then, I'll wait for my moment and then...BAM! Slap that crap on Jamie Vaughn's desk and say "Your move, Sir!"