BSFS Expansion Thread

[Panjandrum]

lazy river of doom circling the field like where ku's track is

With the jumping fish.

[MadCat]

Get some fast-growing ivy to cover the entire structure...maybe some kudzu.  (However, this may eventually lead to the extinction of the Konza Prarie ecosystem...)

If they build the moat that I wanted them to build, and they fill it with those jumping fish, that would probably just about do it.

All this + EF5 Tornado + NBAF = makings of a decent comic book villain.   I hope it spares the meat goats.

[5601js]

Get some fast-growing ivy to cover the entire structure...maybe some kudzu.  (However, this may eventually lead to the extinction of the Konza Prarie ecosystem...)

If they build the moat that I wanted them to build, and they fill it with those jumping fish, that would probably just about do it.

So instead of Harley Day we can have Float Trip Day!!!

[Emo EMAW]

Can we have a little water skiing monkey?  I don't see why not.

[MadCat]

Can we have a little water skiing monkey?  I don't see why not.

A water-skiing meat goat would greatly enhance the gameday experience as well as bring the meat goat industry into the forefront of the American consciousness.

[O-town Kat]

Would buy season tix on the lazy river track of doom.

[deputy dawg]

Would buy season tix on the lazy river track of doom.

View would be from endzone to endzone, interspersed with skiing meat goats.  Premium pricing opportunity sitting right there for the AD to seize.

[Panjandrum]

Would buy season tix on the lazy river track of doom.

View would be from endzone to endzone, interspersed with skiing meat goats.  Premium pricing opportunity sitting right there for the AD to seize.

And seating can simply be expanded by purchasing more pontoon boats.

See, I like where this is going.

[MadCat]

Would buy season tix on the lazy river track of doom.

View would be from endzone to endzone, interspersed with skiing meat goats.  Premium pricing opportunity sitting right there for the AD to seize.

And seating can simply be expanded by purchasing more pontoon boats.

See, I like where this is going.

Holy crap!  We could get a casino inside the stadium on one of those boats! 

[Houstoncat93]

Can we have a little water skiing monkey?  I don't see why not.

Can't afford this....will need to capture one of the squirrels on campus and train them up.

[5601js]

Seriously guys, these ideas are legit.
Pump them to this location:

http://www.kstatesports.com/ot/tell-john-submit-form.html

Should we set a size limit for boat motors on the lazy river of doom? Or should it be open to any and all?
Or we could just restrict it to paddleboats so the old geezers don't have a prayer.

[MadCat]

Seriously guys, these ideas are legit.
Pump them to this location:

http://www.kstatesports.com/ot/tell-john-submit-form.html

Should we set a size limit for boat motors on the lazy river of doom? Or should it be open to any and all?
Or we could just restrict it to paddleboats so the old geezers don't have a prayer.

I think it would need to be on a tiered system...more $$$ = more motor.

[steve dave]

nothing bigger than an inflatable tube/raft you rednecks.  this isn't Shitty Ski River of Doom.  good grief. 

[5601js]

Good call, link it to $$ for better fundraising.
The benefit to the slower motors is that the slow races would take more time, thereby eliminating the ridiculously mojo killing and LOUD Grand Mere commercials, no?

[5601js]

nothing bigger than an inflatable tube/raft you rednecks.  this isn't Shitty Ski River of Doom.  good grief. 

Damn, bro, if someone is willing to pay big bucks, you let him ride whatever the hell he wants down that river. Even if it's a damn hovercraft.

[Panjandrum]

nothing bigger than an inflatable tube/raft you rednecks.  this isn't crapty Ski River of Doom.  good grief. 

How are you supposed to pull a meat goat behind an inflatable tube/raft, sd?

pffffttt.....

[Tobias]

they're just gonna attach skis to their harleys, people.

[Emo EMAW]

nothing bigger than an inflatable tube/raft you rednecks.  this isn't crapty Ski River of Doom.  good grief. 

Damn, bro, if someone is willing to pay big bucks, you let him ride whatever the hell he wants down that river. Even if it's a damn Beth Mendenhall.

FYP

[O-town Kat]

LRoD + liquor license FTW. Can you imagine walking on land again after booze rafting the field for an entire Qhatz game?

[Panjandrum]

LRoD + liquor license FTW. Can you imagine walking on land again after booze rafting the field for an entire Qhatz game?

You know what I imagine?  A player doing the Nestea plunge into the lazy river after scoring the game winning TD.

Then he'd be followed by the entire offensive line doing cannonballs.

[Emo EMAW]

Classy Cats in purple Baywatch swimsuits with whistle and flotation device. 

[deputy dawg]

nothing bigger than an inflatable tube/raft you rednecks.  this isn't crapty Ski River of Doom.  good grief. 

If I'm giving some of the funds earned from my KSU upper-income demographic, and it's enough to allow me to put a ski boat called "Suck My Wake" on it, I sure hope I'm not going to told "No".

[Harry Dunne]

 

[Panjandrum]

nothing bigger than an inflatable tube/raft you rednecks.  this isn't crapty Ski River of Doom.  good grief. 

If I'm giving some of the funds earned from my KSU upper-income demographic, and it's enough to allow me to put a ski boat called "Suck My Wake" on it, I sure hope I'm not going to told "No".

If you get a ski boat, the "Panjandrum's Pleasure Pontoon of Pantang" gets to haul around chicks in bikinis with a meat goat on skis (with a KSU themed ski cap) will be a regular sight on the L.R.o.D.

[jtksu]

WTF is pantang?