Author Topic: Football Recruiting Thread (Read 6586934 times)

steve dave · « **Reply #9300 on:** May 30, 2013, 09:16:36 AM »

that is one big ass kicker

'taterblast · « **Reply #9301 on:** May 30, 2013, 09:18:00 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on May 30, 2013, 09:16:36 AM

that is one big ass kicker

you can't coach size, sd

TheHamburglar · « **Reply #9302 on:** May 30, 2013, 09:28:39 AM »

Stud field position changer. 30-40 yards per of field position per game is worth a scholly in the scheme doctors system. Add him to the bag of studs.

Winters · « **Reply #9303 on:** May 30, 2013, 09:37:46 AM »

I bet he can kick the pigskin a quarter mile

Panjandrum · « **Reply #9304 on:** May 30, 2013, 10:12:12 AM »

Can you imagine what he would look like on the kickoff team? Jesus.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #9305 on:** May 30, 2013, 10:16:52 AM »

Will lead the KO team in tackles and decapitations.

steve dave · « **Reply #9306 on:** May 30, 2013, 10:21:22 AM »

I bet that guy plays backup DE and has sent thousands of emails to Rivals requesting they change his profile to DE.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #9307 on:** May 30, 2013, 10:29:01 AM »

Mitch will win the FG battle every game, more by blocking the other team's kicks

DQ12 · « **Reply #9308 on:** May 30, 2013, 11:30:20 AM »

This guy is a pud. No heart.

"even though i'm the biggest guy on my high school team by far, i'll just stick to kicking, guys. nice and safe."

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #9309 on:** May 30, 2013, 11:35:58 AM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on May 30, 2013, 11:30:20 AM

This guy is a pud. No heart.

"even though i'm the biggest guy on my high school team by far, i'll just stick to kicking, guys. nice and safe."

My high school kicker had a heart condition and couldn't get medically cleared to do anything but kick field goals and punt.

DQ12 · « **Reply #9310 on:** May 30, 2013, 11:40:52 AM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on May 30, 2013, 11:35:58 AM

Quote from: Dlew12 on May 30, 2013, 11:30:20 AM
This guy is a pud. No heart.

"even though i'm the biggest guy on my high school team by far, i'll just stick to kicking, guys. nice and safe."

My high school kicker had a heart condition and couldn't get medically cleared to do anything but kick field goals and punt.

Hm. Sounds like my "no heart" assessment may be more accurate than i previously thought.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #9311 on:** May 30, 2013, 11:43:31 AM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on May 30, 2013, 11:40:52 AM

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on May 30, 2013, 11:35:58 AM
Quote from: Dlew12 on May 30, 2013, 11:30:20 AM
This guy is a pud. No heart.

"even though i'm the biggest guy on my high school team by far, i'll just stick to kicking, guys. nice and safe."

My high school kicker had a heart condition and couldn't get medically cleared to do anything but kick field goals and punt.
Hm. Sounds like my "no heart" assessment may be more accurate than i previously thought.

Oh, he had a heart. It was just incredibly weak. Plus, you would think he would be really good at kicking and punting, since that's all he was allowed to do, but he was only good enough to be the backup punter. He was money on extra points, though.

puniraptor · « **Reply #9312 on:** May 30, 2013, 12:28:21 PM »

hearts can be too big, you guys

KITNfury · « **Reply #9313 on:** May 30, 2013, 12:30:58 PM »

I'm with Dlew, sounds like he's a half heart players. We need 4 and 5 heart players.

scottwildcat · « **Reply #9314 on:** May 30, 2013, 01:32:38 PM »

biggest kicker ever?

'taterblast · « **Reply #9315 on:** May 30, 2013, 01:34:48 PM »

janikowski is fat, but this guy is 6'6 and fat.

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #9316 on:** May 30, 2013, 01:42:47 PM »

https://twitter.com/M_Lochbihler

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #9317 on:** May 30, 2013, 01:45:39 PM »

@M_Lochbihler

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take Kansas State Punter #9 #KSU2017

scottwildcat · « **Reply #9318 on:** May 30, 2013, 03:02:10 PM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on May 30, 2013, 01:45:39 PM

@M_Lochbihler

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take Kansas State Punter #9 #KSU2017

KITNfury · « **Reply #9319 on:** May 30, 2013, 03:53:14 PM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on May 30, 2013, 01:45:39 PM

@M_Lochbihler

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take Kansas State Punter #9 #KSU2017

I'm not sure that makes sense.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #9320 on:** May 30, 2013, 04:35:21 PM »

Guys, I think he saw this thread and deleted his twitter account.

Paul Moscow · « **Reply #9321 on:** May 30, 2013, 04:42:07 PM »

Quote from: KITNfury on May 30, 2013, 03:53:14 PM

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on May 30, 2013, 01:45:39 PM
@M_Lochbihler

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take Kansas State Punter #9 #KSU2017
I'm not sure that makes sense.

Pretty sure this an old No Fear shirt that my Dad might have worn while mowing the lawn.

scottwildcat · « **Reply #9322 on:** May 30, 2013, 07:22:44 PM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on May 30, 2013, 04:35:21 PM

Guys, I think he saw this thread and deleted his twitter account.

lol wow

bucket · « **Reply #9323 on:** May 30, 2013, 07:35:51 PM »

Quote from: Paul Moscow on May 30, 2013, 04:42:07 PM

Quote from: KITNfury on May 30, 2013, 03:53:14 PM
Quote from: Nuts Kicked on May 30, 2013, 01:45:39 PM
@M_Lochbihler

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take Kansas State Punter #9 #KSU2017
I'm not sure that makes sense.

Pretty sure this an old No Fear shirt that my Dad might have worn while mowing the lawn.

Pretty sure Wayne Gretzky said it, and that it makes perfect sense to winners

scottwildcat · « **Reply #9324 on:** May 30, 2013, 08:38:47 PM »

Quote from: @KingCinco

Kansas State Offered Today. #KSU #Salute