Guys, I am torn here. How do I commit my efforts?
#hurricane4KSU or #gottlieb4KSU
I feel like I need to fully commit to one guy to really make a difference. In my heart I am for Orlando all the way, but my cold calculating brain is in favor of Doug. I will try a bulleted list to try to reduce the Martavious DNR's I get.
Hurricane PP's:
-tall and beautiful
-Cal's second right hand man at Memphis and Kentucky, winning A LOT
-recruits lottery picks
-dominican/puerto rican connection (good for flag efficiency)
-Harlem Globetrotter
-real bowtie wearer!
-SURVIVED A GUN SHOT TO THE HEAD
-looking to be a head coach
-Pitt has a youngish highly successful coach that will have his dream job locked up for a long time.
Hurricane NN's:
-maybe won't come to a place where our AD runs off successful, charismatic, latin coaches.
-maybe won't want to come to a place where his 5star recruits CAN'T BUY rough ridin' GROCERIES
Gottleib PP's:
-FAMOUS! (also beautiful in his own way)
-EMAW! loves kstate! Wants the job!
-Recruiting would be OMG.
-Great college PG
-Rap Feud with Boeheim
-COACHED THE US TEAM AT THE JEWISH OLYMPICS WITH oscar PEARL!
-Gets paid to think and talk basketball all day already.
Gottleib NN's:
-Not Hurricane
-Lost to the Dodge City Legend in the USBL Championship Game
-John Currie is a pussy
Feel free to add your own guys! Gottlieb definitely seems like the more realistic candidate, but Hurricane would be sooooooooo amazing! I know I can't be both.
PS: If currie already gave this job to Tad months ago I will self immolate on the steps of Anderson Hall in final protest.