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Confirmed: Jankovich NOT on gpc coaching hot board

good......not that the gpc list means anything.

Heh. Pretty sure if you're not on the gpc list, you're not getting hired.
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Re: #TeamPastner
« Reply #276 on: March 26, 2012, 09:21:22 PM »
He's too good for us but would take in a rough ridin' heartbeat. I guess he's a little more attainable than the Buzz, Shaka, or Chris Mack names retards have been floating around.

He's only making $1.6, right? I wouldn't put him anywhere near the unattainableness of Buzz/Shaka.

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For the record, I would suck off a hobo for Shaka Smart.  Probably multiple hobos.  Might as well bring a stomach pump.

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Rumor has it that Michael Jordan is being pursued by Currie for head basketball coaching opportunity at Kansas State.  Stay tuned....
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Did Currie nt help hire Pearl and Kiffin? Two of the dirtiest cheaters out there....I like. I'd prefer to go down in a blaze of glory than watch grown men have pissing matches.

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Re: #TeamPastner
« Reply #280 on: March 26, 2012, 09:22:54 PM »
or find #1 - rated ***** player, hire his dad/aau coach/h.s. coach and hope for the best
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Re: #TeamPastner
« Reply #281 on: March 26, 2012, 09:27:40 PM »
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Re: New Coach Master Thread
« Reply #282 on: March 26, 2012, 09:28:06 PM »


mainly cause KU fans hate him

Inexcusible that it took the bottom of page 5 for this.
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Chris Collins from Duke wants a head coaching job. 


 :dunno:

It seems the Coach K tree has like one branch, Mike Brey.   Maybe I missed someone, but I think that's about it.

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How about that goofy little douche at Memphis.  He must be a good recruiter to get anyone to play in that crap hole, even after Calipari left (learned how to cheat discretely from the master).  I don't give a single eff if he can coach or not.  I want to see ballers in MHK.  eff the coach'em up types.

crap just saw this on another thread  ... oh well I don't rough ridin' care.
« Last Edit: March 26, 2012, 09:42:16 PM by HELLHAMMER »
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Re: #TeamPastner
« Reply #286 on: March 26, 2012, 09:39:44 PM »
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Another feather in #TeamPastner's cap!

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I haven't read everything.

Pearl is the only way to go, it has to be attempted.   

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I haven't read everything.

Pearl is the only way to go, it has to be attempted.

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If one more Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) calls into a radio show and say Skanovich I am going to flip the eff out.




Oh and Jenn Bates is still a $!#*. She has to be at fault somewhere in this mess.

Anyone else hear the rumor that she's scissoring up with WSU's womens BBall coach (can't remember the skanky butch's name)?

I know for a 100% fact that Jenn isn't a lesbian and I'm 50/50 that Jody Adams isn't either.



have some respect for women, shame on you :nono:

Also we hate Jenn Bates but it should be noted that she's been to more pak's than you

I "pak'd" more 20 rough ridin' years ago than you'll ever know, but we didn't have "insidery" lingo to need to feel superior.  God Bless!
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This coaching search is going to be more embarrassing than our coach leaving for South Carolina.



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For the record, I would suck off a hobo for Shaka Smart.  Probably multiple hobos.  Might as well bring a stomach pump.

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This coaching search is going to be more embarrassing than our coach leaving for South Carolina.

True. My gawd how the next few weeks are going to Suck!!

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If one more Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) calls into a radio show and say Skanovich I am going to flip the eff out.




Oh and Jenn Bates is still a $!#*. She has to be at fault somewhere in this mess.

Anyone else hear the rumor that she's scissoring up with WSU's womens BBall coach (can't remember the skanky butch's name)?

I know for a 100% fact that Jenn isn't a lesbian and I'm 50/50 that Jody Adams isn't either.



have some respect for women, shame on you :nono:

Also we hate Jenn Bates but it should be noted that she's been to more pak's than you

I "pak'd" more 20 rough ridin' years ago than you'll ever know, but we didn't have "insidery" lingo to need to feel superior.  God Bless!

LOL, this rough ridin' guy

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Did Currie nt help hire Pearl and Kiffin? Two of the dirtiest cheaters out there....I like. I'd prefer to go down in a blaze of glory than watch grown men have pissing matches.

No, he had nothing to do with Kiffin.

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The only way to screw Frank is to keep as much of his staff here as possible.  Hire Underwood.  Now.

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Re: #TeamPastner
« Reply #298 on: March 26, 2012, 09:55:34 PM »
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Another feather in #TeamPastner's cap!

:flush: was a bit harsh.  I'll reserve those for Shaka Weber and Brad Lowery.

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The only way to screw Frank is to keep as much of his staff here as possible.  Hire Underwood.  Now.

I don't know, I think sticking him with Underwood would hurt him more than help.