Your Claim to Fame

[KITNfury]

invented my own language and a time machine. I call(ed) the language "Spanish". Little known fact on both counts.

[DQ12]

I host an incredibly popular drive time radio show on "the wildcat" 91.9.

[steve dave]

I host an incredibly popular drive time radio show on "the wildcat" 91.9.

your callers...woof

[DQ12]

I host an incredibly popular drive time radio show on "the wildcat" 91.9.

your callers...woof

Yeah they think they're funny, but I got news for them, they're not.

[1/64th]

Two things:  I did some modeling in college. 

I shot myself in the hand with a nail gun- 16d nail.  Was awesome!!!

[HeinBallz]

My high school basketball team was in USA today for winning a game 116 to 32.

The High school I wen't to was on Jim Rome is Burning because the baseball team lost a double header by mercy rule. Against BLUESTEM, if you're not from South central kansas you don't realize how bad that is, but they lost by 31-0 when they called of the first game and like 20 something-0 the second game.

Holy crap, you lost to Bluestem?   We used to pick our own positions every inning when we played them.  Catchers pitching, Third Baseman Catching, Outfielders playing second,  First Baseman playing center.   Absolute bat crap crazy line up just to get more than 3 innings in before we run-ruled them.

Two things:  I did some modeling in college. 

I shot myself in the hand with a nail gun- 16d nail.  Was awesome!!!

For Figure drawing classes?   Where you the dude with the smelly ass & tattoos all over or the obese man?

[bubbles4ksu]

I took a +64oz piss. This is the current world record.

[jdagg2003]

My high school basketball team was in USA today for winning a game 116 to 32.

The High school I wen't to was on Jim Rome is Burning because the baseball team lost a double header by mercy rule. Against BLUESTEM, if you're not from South central kansas you don't realize how bad that is, but they lost by 31-0 when they called of the first game and like 20 something-0 the second game.

Holy crap, you lost to Bluestem?   We used to pick our own positions every inning when we played them.  Catchers pitching, Third Baseman Catching, Outfielders playing second,  First Baseman playing center.   Absolute bat crap crazy line up just to get more than 3 innings in before we run-ruled them.

Well then you a)did not go to chaparral or b) went to chaparral in the late 90's or early 2000's when they were good at baseball

[Ghost of Stan Parrish]

I did some modeling in college. 

I enjoy hanging out with (female) models.

[bakerman]

My high school basketball team was in USA today for winning a game 116 to 32.

The High school I wen't to was on Jim Rome is Burning because the baseball team lost a double header by mercy rule. Against BLUESTEM, if you're not from South central kansas you don't realize how bad that is, but they lost by 31-0 when they called of the first game and like 20 something-0 the second game.

Holy crap, you lost to Bluestem?   We used to pick our own positions every inning when we played them.  Catchers pitching, Third Baseman Catching, Outfielders playing second,  First Baseman playing center.   Absolute bat crap crazy line up just to get more than 3 innings in before we run-ruled them.

Well then you a)did not go to chaparral or b) went to chaparral in the late 90's or early 2000's when they were good at baseball

Chaparral didn't even have a baseball team until like '02, right?

[Dr Rick Daris]

My high school basketball team was in USA today for winning a game 116 to 32.

The High school I wen't to was on Jim Rome is Burning because the baseball team lost a double header by mercy rule. Against BLUESTEM, if you're not from South central kansas you don't realize how bad that is, but they lost by 31-0 when they called of the first game and like 20 something-0 the second game.

Holy cac, you lost to Bluestem?   We used to pick our own positions every inning when we played them.  Catchers pitching, Third Baseman Catching, Outfielders playing second,  First Baseman playing center.   Absolute bat cac crazy line up just to get more than 3 innings in before we run-ruled them.

Well then you a)did not go to chaparral or b) went to chaparral in the late 90's or early 2000's when they were good at baseball

Chaparral didn't even have a baseball team until like '02, right?

you know what? given that this is a kansas state message board, it'd at least be nice if we could talk about kansas highschool baseball teams, which these schools are obviously not due to the fact that i've never even heard of them. ever.

[bakerman]

My high school basketball team was in USA today for winning a game 116 to 32.

The High school I wen't to was on Jim Rome is Burning because the baseball team lost a double header by mercy rule. Against BLUESTEM, if you're not from South central kansas you don't realize how bad that is, but they lost by 31-0 when they called of the first game and like 20 something-0 the second game.

Holy cac, you lost to Bluestem?   We used to pick our own positions every inning when we played them.  Catchers pitching, Third Baseman Catching, Outfielders playing second,  First Baseman playing center.   Absolute bat cac crazy line up just to get more than 3 innings in before we run-ruled them.

Well then you a)did not go to chaparral or b) went to chaparral in the late 90's or early 2000's when they were good at baseball

Chaparral didn't even have a baseball team until like '02, right?

you know what? given that this is a kansas state message board, it'd at least be nice if we could talk about kansas highschool baseball teams, which these schools are obviously not due to the fact that i've never even heard of them. ever.

 

[1/64th]

My high school basketball team was in USA today for winning a game 116 to 32.

The High school I wen't to was on Jim Rome is Burning because the baseball team lost a double header by mercy rule. Against BLUESTEM, if you're not from South central kansas you don't realize how bad that is, but they lost by 31-0 when they called of the first game and like 20 something-0 the second game.

Holy cac, you lost to Bluestem?   We used to pick our own positions every inning when we played them.  Catchers pitching, Third Baseman Catching, Outfielders playing second,  First Baseman playing center.   Absolute bat cac crazy line up just to get more than 3 innings in before we run-ruled them.

Two things:  I did some modeling in college. 

I shot myself in the hand with a nail gun- 16d nail.  Was awesome!!!

For Figure drawing classes?   Where you the dude with the smelly ass & tattoos all over or the obese man?

Nope, mostly clothing retailers.  Remember Structure...yeah, I must've put them out of business.  Target seems to be doing well though.   

[Stevesie60]

My band was in the Rolling Stone.

What's the name of your band? You guys still together?

Won't give out the band name here, but we can discuss at the next katpak.

We aren't all together, but one of the guitarists and I do some acoustic concerts every once in a while.

[jdagg2003]

My high school basketball team was in USA today for winning a game 116 to 32.

The High school I wen't to was on Jim Rome is Burning because the baseball team lost a double header by mercy rule. Against BLUESTEM, if you're not from South central kansas you don't realize how bad that is, but they lost by 31-0 when they called of the first game and like 20 something-0 the second game.

Holy crap, you lost to Bluestem?   We used to pick our own positions every inning when we played them.  Catchers pitching, Third Baseman Catching, Outfielders playing second,  First Baseman playing center.   Absolute bat crap crazy line up just to get more than 3 innings in before we run-ruled them.

Well then you a)did not go to chaparral or b) went to chaparral in the late 90's or early 2000's when they were good at baseball

Chaparral didn't even have a baseball team until like '02, right?

I'm pretty sure they actually had a  pretty good team in the late 90's But I was in like 3rd grade so idk.

[Ira Hayes]

My high school basketball team was in USA today for winning a game 116 to 32.

The High school I wen't to was on Jim Rome is Burning because the baseball team lost a double header by mercy rule. Against BLUESTEM, if you're not from South central kansas you don't realize how bad that is, but they lost by 31-0 when they called of the first game and like 20 something-0 the second game.

Holy cac, you lost to Bluestem?   We used to pick our own positions every inning when we played them.  Catchers pitching, Third Baseman Catching, Outfielders playing second,  First Baseman playing center.   Absolute bat cac crazy line up just to get more than 3 innings in before we run-ruled them.

Well then you a)did not go to chaparral or b) went to chaparral in the late 90's or early 2000's when they were good at baseball

Chaparral didn't even have a baseball team until like '02, right?

you know what? given that this is a kansas state message board, it'd at least be nice if we could talk about kansas highschool baseball teams, which these schools are obviously not due to the fact that i've never even heard of them. ever.

Chaparral is definitely in Kansas.  In fact, when I was in school, 83% of all fights in Aggieville bars included at least one person who went to high school at Chaparral.

However, I'm pretty sure Bluestem is a restaurant down in Westport.  Maybe they have a softball team.

[bakerman]

My high school basketball team was in USA today for winning a game 116 to 32.

The High school I wen't to was on Jim Rome is Burning because the baseball team lost a double header by mercy rule. Against BLUESTEM, if you're not from South central kansas you don't realize how bad that is, but they lost by 31-0 when they called of the first game and like 20 something-0 the second game.

Holy crap, you lost to Bluestem?   We used to pick our own positions every inning when we played them.  Catchers pitching, Third Baseman Catching, Outfielders playing second,  First Baseman playing center.   Absolute bat crap crazy line up just to get more than 3 innings in before we run-ruled them.

Well then you a)did not go to chaparral or b) went to chaparral in the late 90's or early 2000's when they were good at baseball

Chaparral didn't even have a baseball team until like '02, right?

I'm pretty sure they actually had a  pretty good team in the late 90's But I was in like 3rd grade so idk.

you're close, but they didn't even start baseball until 2000 at the earliest and had to play as Attica for the first year or two.

[Stupid Fitz]

I have seen almost like every Adam Sandler movie. Including Little Nicky.

Bulletproof?

I have seen almost like every Adam Sandler movie. Including Little Nicky.

[CNS]

I have seen almost like every Adam Sandler movie. Including Little Nicky.

Bulletproof?

I have seen almost like every Adam Sandler movie. Including Little Nicky.

 

[jtksu]

I actually liked Little Nicky. 

[SkinnyBenny]

Got a speeding ticket on Coach LHC Bill Snyder Highway because, 60 seconds earlier, Tracy Morgan yelled at me from the back seat to go faster.

[Stupid Fitz]

When I was a kid, my friends and I went to the pool and my skinny friend with glasses pretended to drown so the hot lifeguard would give him mouth to mouth.   

Those were the days.  Now we are all grown up, one guy died of a drug overdose and the fat kid married a supermodel.  Crazy times. 

[Do Work Son]

My friend bet me, I couldn't drink a whole 12 pack of beer without taking a piss! It was tough, but i drank every last one of them!  

[Tobias]

My friend bet me, I couldn't drink a whole 12 pack of beer without taking a piss! It was a tough, but i drank every last one of them! 

Living up to the name 

[TBL]

I brought a guy back from the dead.