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Your Claim to Fame
« on: February 10, 2011, 09:57:45 AM »
This is a thread where you can write something cool about yourself, like a strange birthday, a great casserole that you made, etc.

Here's mine: I was born exactly 1 second before Lance Armstrong said "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" on the tv.


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Re: Your Claim to Fame
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2011, 10:02:55 AM »
The Challenger blew up on my birthday (thanks for the cake, SD  :curse: )

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« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2011, 10:09:54 AM »
I am awsome

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Re: Your Claim to Fame
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2011, 10:20:08 AM »
me and my bros started this site

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« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2011, 10:39:35 AM »
I exist.

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Re: Your Claim to Fame
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2011, 10:52:45 AM »
This is a thread where you can write something cool about yourself, like a strange birthday, a great casserole that you made, etc.

Here's mine: I was born exactly 1 second before Lance Armstrong said "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" on the tv.
Cool!

Mine:  I saw a raccoon the other night in my garbage can!   :surprised:


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« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2011, 10:58:31 AM »
I discovered your name is just an anagram to hide your true self : Urban Snob Don
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« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2011, 10:59:21 AM »
I discovered your name is just an anagram to hide your true self : Urban Snob Don


Do mine next.

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Re: Your Claim to Fame
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2011, 11:01:22 AM »
I killed my nieces gerbil for $100 cash.
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« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2011, 11:06:05 AM »
I killed my nieces gerbil for $100 cash.

I forget about that, didn't realize you took the assignment and finished the job.
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« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2011, 11:17:30 AM »
I can fart on command.


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Re: Your Claim to Fame
« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2011, 11:26:11 AM »
This is a thread where you can write something cool about yourself, like a strange birthday, a great casserole that you made, etc.

Here's mine: I was born exactly 1 second before Lance Armstrong said "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" on the tv.

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« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2011, 11:29:00 AM »
I can fart on command.


No joke.

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Re: Your Claim to Fame
« Reply #14 on: February 10, 2011, 11:29:48 AM »
I just microwaved a spider for about a minute and it's still alive
 
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« Reply #15 on: February 10, 2011, 11:33:34 AM »
I am having a poster on this site's mother do my taxes.   :eek:

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« Reply #16 on: February 10, 2011, 11:36:29 AM »
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I just microwaved a spider for about a minute and it's still alive

GTFO out of the house and don't look back. You may have doomed us all!  :ohno:
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Re: Your Claim to Fame
« Reply #17 on: February 10, 2011, 11:44:32 AM »
I "charlie horsed" Chris Piper in a pickup bball game in 1993 and knocked him out of the game.   :emawkid:
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« Reply #18 on: February 10, 2011, 11:50:54 AM »
I am having a poster on this site's mother do my taxes.   :eek:

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« Reply #19 on: February 10, 2011, 12:29:07 PM »
I've got this weird ass thing with #'s in my life.  I was born 12/12 @ 10:12pm & I weighed 10# 10 oz.  I lost my virginity 9/9/99  Both of my kids were born on a date of my old jersey #'s from Highschool (22 & 17, the only #'s I ever had in HS)   I know all of that is completely irrelevant, but the fact that #'s just stand out in my head is almost on a Rainman type level.   I can remember old digit employee ID's, I remember my parents Social Security #'s, I worked at Blockbuster for 3 years like ten years ago, yet I remember most of my co-workers account #'s and even remember of couple of their employee passwords for logging onto Blockbuster computers. 

Also, My dads cousin was Haus Cartwright from Bonanza <- Not really MY claim to fame but whatever.
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« Reply #20 on: February 10, 2011, 12:31:31 PM »
I am having a poster on this site's mother do my taxes.   :eek:

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« Reply #21 on: February 10, 2011, 12:32:00 PM »
I've got this weird ass thing with #'s in my life.  I was born 12/12 @ 10:12pm & I weighed 10# 10 oz.  I lost my virginity 9/9/99  Both of my kids were born on a date of my old jersey #'s from Highschool (22 & 17, the only #'s I ever had in HS)   I know all of that is completely irrelevant, but the fact that #'s just stand out in my head is almost on a Rainman type level.   I can remember old digit employee ID's, I remember my parents Social Security #'s, I worked at Blockbuster for 3 years like ten years ago, yet I remember most of my co-workers account #'s and even remember of couple of their employee passwords for logging onto Blockbuster computers. 

Also, My dads cousin was Haus Cartwright from Bonanza <- Not really MY claim to fame but whatever.

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« Reply #22 on: February 10, 2011, 12:36:30 PM »
I did a moderator's semester worth of math quizzes.

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Re: Your Claim to Fame
« Reply #23 on: February 10, 2011, 12:38:47 PM »
I just microwaved a spider for about a minute and it's still alive
 
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Re: Your Claim to Fame
« Reply #24 on: February 10, 2011, 12:59:38 PM »
 
I just microwaved a spider for about a minute and it's still alive
 
:horrorsurprise:


 :ohno: Are you the Zodiac Killer or something?

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