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Re: Your Claim to Fame
« Reply #75 on: February 11, 2011, 08:21:53 PM »
First boobs I touched were on a German.

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« Reply #76 on: February 11, 2011, 09:03:17 PM »
First boobs I touched were on a German.

Foreign Exchange Student??

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« Reply #77 on: February 11, 2011, 09:25:50 PM »
Got pulled over in mhk with booze and pot and didnt get arrested or a ticket

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« Reply #78 on: February 11, 2011, 09:28:16 PM »
Got pulled over in mhk with booze and pot and didnt get arrested or a ticket


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« Reply #79 on: February 11, 2011, 09:43:33 PM »
First boobs I touched were on a German.

Foreign Exchange Student??

you know it son

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« Reply #80 on: February 11, 2011, 10:03:44 PM »
I can hock gigantic loogies

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« Reply #81 on: February 11, 2011, 10:13:17 PM »
you are all my minions

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« Reply #82 on: February 11, 2011, 10:45:04 PM »
My high school basketball team was in USA today for winning a game 116 to 32.
The High school I wen't to was on Jim Rome is Burning because the baseball team lost a double header by mercy rule. Against BLUESTEM, if you're not from South central kansas you don't realize how bad that is, but they lost by 31-0 when they called of the first game and like 20 something-0 the second game.
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Holy crap, you lost to Bluestem?   We used to pick our own positions every inning when we played them.  Catchers pitching, Third Baseman Catching, Outfielders playing second,  First Baseman playing center.   Absolute bat crap crazy line up just to get more than 3 innings in before we run-ruled them.


Well then you a)did not go to chaparral or b) went to chaparral in the late 90's or early 2000's when they were good at baseball


Circle in the late 90's.   And we sucked pretty hard at everything but basketball.
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« Reply #83 on: February 11, 2011, 10:53:36 PM »
IM 6' and under 1 on 1 champ  :emawkid:

(I think most of the real ballers were in the 6' and over field or didn't bother at all  :blank:)

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« Reply #84 on: February 11, 2011, 10:54:54 PM »
I coined Junkyard Cats back in the day.   :gocho:

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« Reply #85 on: February 11, 2011, 11:15:08 PM »
What if a dude is 6' flat?  Does he have the option to play in either tourney?

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« Reply #86 on: February 11, 2011, 11:28:29 PM »
What if a dude is 6' flat?  Does he have the option to play in either tourney?

Pretty much, as did everybody for that matter. If you were 5'4" you could play in the 6' over 1 on 1 tourney or league if you wanted to. There really were a lot of guys around 6'1" who played 6 ft and under, it just couldn't be blatantly ridiculous. Had a 6'2" guy on our team 1 year who was ruled "ineligible" due to too much height. MCMWCATS, or something like that.

I know at least 1 year I played in the 6 ft and over 1 on 1 tourney(I'm 5'11") and got a beat by a 6'4" guy who really sucked but he just backed me down everytime and I couldn't stop it. It sucked.

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« Reply #87 on: February 12, 2011, 12:00:12 AM »
Can't coach height.

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« Reply #88 on: February 12, 2011, 06:27:30 AM »
First boobs I touched were on a German.

Had a german foreign exchange student when I was in HS.  She was like 6'5" and not very attractive so I never touched her boobs.  The girls bball coach insisted she play basketball though and she was terrible.  Had no idea what the rules were.  She also would go out drinking with us and get pissed because "american beer tastes like water". 

Since I was so cool in HS, I would say things to her like, "if you don't like our beer, then maybe you should go back to Germany"   :gocho:

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Re: Your Claim to Fame
« Reply #89 on: February 12, 2011, 08:18:20 AM »
I coined Junkyard Cats back in the day.   :gocho:

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« Reply #90 on: February 12, 2011, 09:00:45 AM »
GRCOAT

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« Reply #91 on: February 12, 2011, 09:34:47 AM »
First boobs I touched were on a German.

Had a german foreign exchange student when I was in HS.  She was like 6'5" and not very attractive so I never touched her boobs.  The girls bball coach insisted she play basketball though and she was terrible.  Had no idea what the rules were.  She also would go out drinking with us and get pissed because "american beer tastes like water". 

Since I was so cool in HS, I would say things to her like, "if you don't like our beer, then maybe you should go back to Germany"   :gocho:

Yeah the girl I'm reffering to was maybe like a 6.5 or a 7.  I mean, not a mega-babe, but worthy of a hooter grab.  She was definitely not some 6'5" East German weight lifter.  Isn't basketball a big deal in Germany anyway?  Shouldn't yours have known the basic rules?  The rules really aren't that tough - Run, Tackle, Catch, Throw, etc.

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« Reply #92 on: February 12, 2011, 09:51:50 AM »
i can do this weird thing were i tuck my toes back in and walk on them with my big toe sticking out. can even jump up and down. it's pretty amazing. doubt anybody else in the world can do it. will bust it out at flipfloppak if requested.

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« Reply #93 on: February 12, 2011, 10:30:56 AM »
I coined Junkyard Cats back in the day.   :gocho:

lol no

whatev, it was back on 'fans.com and yes i was the first person to say it in a thread about what to call our team, but feel free to keep lol'ing to yourself.   :dunno:

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« Reply #94 on: February 12, 2011, 10:39:09 AM »
i can do this weird thing were i tuck my toes back in and walk on them with my big toe sticking out. can even jump up and down. it's pretty amazing. doubt anybody else in the world can do it. will bust it out at flipfloppak if requested.

Holy crap I used to do this as a kid, although I never tried jumping, although i would run, actually jog it wasn't very fast.  very weird to look at, hurts too.

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« Reply #95 on: February 12, 2011, 03:09:13 PM »
First boobs I touched were on a German.

i made out with 2 british chicks in cancun once.  one kinda resembled a horse, but whatev.

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« Reply #96 on: February 12, 2011, 04:16:52 PM »
we have some really famous people here.

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« Reply #97 on: February 12, 2011, 06:45:27 PM »
First boobs I touched were on a German.

i made out with 2 british chicks in cancun once.  one kinda resembled a horse, but whatev.

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« Reply #98 on: February 12, 2011, 07:02:57 PM »
First boobs I touched were on a German.

Had a german foreign exchange student when I was in HS.  She was like 6'5" and not very attractive so I never touched her boobs.  The girls bball coach insisted she play basketball though and she was terrible.  Had no idea what the rules were.  She also would go out drinking with us and get pissed because "american beer tastes like water". 

Since I was so cool in HS, I would say things to her like, "if you don't like our beer, then maybe you should go back to Germany"   :gocho:

Yeah the girl I'm reffering to was maybe like a 6.5 or a 7.  I mean, not a mega-babe, but worthy of a hooter grab.  She was definitely not some 6'5" East German weight lifter.  Isn't basketball a big deal in Germany anyway?  Shouldn't yours have known the basic rules?  The rules really aren't that tough - Run, Tackle, Catch, Throw, etc.

She said she was good at soccer.  :dunno:  She was probably mad I didn't grab her boobs. 

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« Reply #99 on: February 15, 2011, 04:46:16 PM »
Just found out a girl I went on a date with will be in the 2011 Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition (Shannan Click).   :nerd:
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