Author Topic: "We all know how that turned out", aka things RP did that will never work at KSU  (Read 17755 times)

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Use the interwebs and mobile devices to communicate with recruits, etc.
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Offer recruits before their senior season

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outsmart our fanbase

Pretty sure this never happened.  (I think he just liked to drop business-y buzzwords that he saw Jack Welch's autobiography.)
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Fabricate 9-11 stories. Then when called out, blame misinformation on FDNY firefighters.

"That's what I was told."

Ron Prince at the Wichita Catbacker meeting. :fatty:

These were so great.

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wow. prince was a blast.

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wow. prince was a blast.

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Great era.  The highest of highs and the lowest of lows and absolute batshit crazyness all around.

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Hold open practices.

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Let a job opening at Michigan distract your program.

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Fabricate 9-11 stories. Then when called out, blame misinformation on FDNY firefighters.

"That's what I was told."

recap? :confused:

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read books

Have had this for a long time. Always makes me smile:

"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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"why settle for second when first is available?"

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"why settle for second when first is available?"

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That was Huggins  :confused:

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Fabricate 9-11 stories. Then when called out, blame misinformation on FDNY firefighters.

"That's what I was told."

recap? :confused:

RP's midweek press conference on 9-11-2007. With his closing remarks he says how he'll never forget sitting in his office in Charlottesville, Va., hearing the ambulances rush victims from the Pentagon to the UVA med center.

Thirty seconds on Google Maps revealed the UVA med center to be 115 miles from the Pentagon. So WTF would injured Pentagon personnel be hauled 2+ hours to a hospital? Good question. So Bob Lutz calls up the UVA med center and asks, "Did you care for any Pentagon victims on 9-11?" The answer: "No, that's ridiculous. We're two hours away."

So Bob calls RP:
Bob:  Ron, I understand you heard ambulances rushing victims to the UVA med center on 9-11?
RP: That's right.
Bob: I just got off the phone with UVA. They said they didn't tend to any Pentagon victims that day.
RP: That's what I was told.
Bob: By who?
Ron: When we made up our game with Penn State at the end of the year, they honored some New York firefighters there, and they told me they took victims from the Pentagon to UVA.
 
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RP sucks it, hard, but Lutz sucks it even harder.

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letting those god damned players wear their god damned hats in the god damned building.

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Fabricate 9-11 stories. Then when called out, blame misinformation on FDNY firefighters.

"That's what I was told."

recap? :confused:

RP's midweek press conference on 9-11-2007. With his closing remarks he says how he'll never forget sitting in his office in Charlottesville, Va., hearing the ambulances rush victims from the Pentagon to the UVA med center.

Thirty seconds on Google Maps revealed the UVA med center to be 115 miles from the Pentagon. So WTF would injured Pentagon personnel be hauled 2+ hours to a hospital? Good question. So Bob Lutz calls up the UVA med center and asks, "Did you care for any Pentagon victims on 9-11?" The answer: "No, that's ridiculous. We're two hours away."

So Bob calls RP:
Bob:  Ron, I understand you heard ambulances rushing victims to the UVA med center on 9-11?
RP: That's right.
Bob: I just got off the phone with UVA. They said they didn't tend to any Pentagon victims that day.
RP: That's what I was told.
Bob: By who?
Ron: When we made up our game with Penn State at the end of the year, they honored some New York firefighters there, and they told me they took victims from the Pentagon to UVA.
 
 :rolleyes:

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