Author Topic: "We all know how that turned out", aka things RP did that will never work at KSU (Read 19170 times)

Skipper44 · « **Reply #50 on:** February 03, 2011, 09:56:17 PM »

refuse to enjoy the tomato soup with important local mentors

chum1 · « **Reply #51 on:** February 03, 2011, 09:57:02 PM »

Port-a-potties.

Skipper44 · « **Reply #52 on:** February 03, 2011, 10:04:44 PM »

hold a practice in Olathe

chum1 · « **Reply #53 on:** February 03, 2011, 10:06:39 PM »

Sunglasses indoors and chewing gum.

MadCat · « **Reply #54 on:** February 03, 2011, 10:09:56 PM »

Coaches running stairs
Physically Unable to Perform
250lb Oline
Waffle House

jtksu · « **Reply #55 on:** February 03, 2011, 10:45:24 PM »

Hire D2 dudes to coach your defense.

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #56 on:** February 03, 2011, 10:46:14 PM »

Suspend/kick players off the team
Be relentless in the pursuit of championships
Calling players rough ridin' pussies

j rake · « **Reply #57 on:** February 03, 2011, 10:53:18 PM »

No wind sprints at 3 a.m.

Trim · « **Reply #58 on:** February 03, 2011, 11:51:29 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on February 03, 2011, 08:42:20 PM

Quote from: Mikeyis4dcats on February 03, 2011, 08:41:26 PM
<<knows the guy who got bunny-eared

yeah, he did that to like everyone.

My personal fave is J-Mart.

WildcatPower · « **Reply #59 on:** February 04, 2011, 04:23:54 AM »

Okay, maybe I'm a little lost here, but when did that banging an assistant coach's wife actually occured, or is it just a joke in general?

And the Ron Prince Stomp.

O-town Kat · « **Reply #60 on:** February 04, 2011, 07:10:14 AM »

He flew in Chris Long to get some of his NFL-ness to rub off on Ian Campbell's Cimarron-ness

Cire · « **Reply #61 on:** February 04, 2011, 07:19:34 AM »

Recruiting6-6 250 pound olinemen

wabash909 · « **Reply #62 on:** February 04, 2011, 07:25:51 AM »

Making your third D-Coordinator in three years have a glass eye.

michigancat · « **Reply #63 on:** February 04, 2011, 08:04:32 AM »

Quote from: Cire on February 03, 2011, 09:03:25 PM

Play lamark on offense

This is a great one. NEVER EVER EVER promise a player a shot at a specific position if they come to your school. NEVER!

Pete · « **Reply #64 on:** February 04, 2011, 08:11:53 AM »

Throw a surprise gray shirt switcharoo at a kid from Wichita (bad move).

michigancat · « **Reply #65 on:** February 04, 2011, 08:15:03 AM »

Quote from: Pete on February 04, 2011, 08:11:53 AM

Throw a surprise gray shirt switcharoo at a kid from Wichita (bad move).

K, that's probably a real mistake.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #66 on:** February 04, 2011, 08:18:18 AM »

Quote from: michigancat on February 04, 2011, 08:04:32 AM

Quote from: Cire on February 03, 2011, 09:03:25 PM
Play lamark on offense

This is a great one. NEVER EVER EVER promise a player a shot at a specific position if they come to your school. NEVER!

Snyder did this with Sams. Let's get him!!!

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #67 on:** February 04, 2011, 08:19:19 AM »

Quote from: Pete on February 04, 2011, 08:11:53 AM

Throw a surprise gray shirt switcharoo at a kid from Wichita (bad move).

who was this?

michigancat · « **Reply #68 on:** February 04, 2011, 08:23:50 AM »

Quote from: WillieWannabe on February 04, 2011, 08:19:19 AM

Quote from: Pete on February 04, 2011, 08:11:53 AM
Throw a surprise gray shirt switcharoo at a kid from Wichita (bad move).

who was this?

Brayden Burriss. He was like, "eff that" and went to ISU.

Levi · « **Reply #69 on:** February 04, 2011, 10:25:36 AM »

Fabricate 9-11 stories. Then when called out, blame misinformation on FDNY firefighters.

"That's what I was told."

ChiComCat · « **Reply #70 on:** February 04, 2011, 10:31:52 AM »

Quote from: Trim on February 03, 2011, 11:51:29 PM

Quote from: michigancat on February 03, 2011, 08:42:20 PM
Quote from: Mikeyis4dcats on February 03, 2011, 08:41:26 PM
<<knows the guy who got bunny-eared

yeah, he did that to like everyone.

My personal fave is J-Mart.

This is a really underrated point in the RP tenure. I mean, how in the rough ridin' world could he expect to be taken seriously doing this type of crap?

Rams · « **Reply #71 on:** February 04, 2011, 11:09:54 AM »

Quote from: jtksu on February 03, 2011, 10:45:24 PM

Hire D2 dudes to coach your defense.

^^doesn't get it

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #72 on:** February 04, 2011, 11:12:26 AM »

Ron Prince at the Wichita Catbacker meeting.

Rams · « **Reply #73 on:** February 04, 2011, 11:14:31 AM »

Quote from: Saulbadguy on February 04, 2011, 11:12:26 AM

Ron Prince at the Wichita Catbacker meeting.

Ron Prince anywhere ever.

AbeFroman · « **Reply #74 on:** February 04, 2011, 11:34:21 AM »

Quote from: michigancat on February 03, 2011, 07:26:44 PM

Beat Texas

What? This is a K-State tradition. Even Snyder beat Texas this year.