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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #475 on: September 11, 2024, 05:22:03 PM »
The real question I have is who wins between 30-50 feral hogs vs 100-150 otters?

land v. water. there's probably an amount of water where it's a tough match to call. probably like 2 feet. more water than that and it's ottorocalypse. less and it's hogtime.
In 2ft of water 100 otters would kick your butt. The water would slow down your legs enough to make kicking them useless and they could just eat the crap out of your legs until you collapse in agony.

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« Reply #476 on: September 11, 2024, 05:34:26 PM »
The real question I have is who wins between 30-50 feral hogs vs 100-150 otters?

land v. water. there's probably an amount of water where it's a tough match to call. probably like 2 feet. more water than that and it's ottorocalypse. less and it's hogtime.
In 2ft of water 100 otters would kick your butt. The water would slow down your legs enough to make kicking them useless and they could just eat the crap out of your legs until you collapse in agony.

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« Reply #477 on: September 11, 2024, 06:20:46 PM »
I'm not sure I could handle a single otter
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« Reply #478 on: September 11, 2024, 07:21:46 PM »
It seems SD’s hubris is acting up again. It wouldn’t take more than 25 well-trained otters to maul any unwitting human’s face clean off.

Honestly, those numbers are probably conservative. The average male American River Otter is 3.75 feet long and weighs roughly 22 lbs.

A highly energized and focused gang of no more than a handful is going to leave most in an absolute world of hurt, including our friend with two first names.
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« Reply #479 on: September 11, 2024, 07:24:42 PM »
It seems SD’s hubris is acting up again. It wouldn’t take more than 25 well-trained otters to maul any unwitting human’s face clean off.

Honestly, those numbers are probably conservative. The average male American River Otter is 3.75 feet long and weighs roughly 22 lbs.

A highly energized and focused gang of no more than a handful is going to leave most in an absolute world of hurt, including our friend with two first names.

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« Reply #480 on: September 11, 2024, 08:03:27 PM »
It seems SD’s hubris is acting up again. It wouldn’t take more than 25 well-trained otters to maul any unwitting human’s face clean off.

Honestly, those numbers are probably conservative. The average male American River Otter is 3.75 feet long and weighs roughly 22 lbs.

A highly energized and focused gang of no more than a handful is going to leave most in an absolute world of hurt, including our friend with two first names.

Dam, I didn't think otters weighed that much. Some quick math here 100x22=2200lbs of otter for SD to fight to the death.

Yeah, I doubt any human alive could survive being attacked by 2200lbs of animal with 100 jaws of sharp teeth.

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« Reply #481 on: September 11, 2024, 08:10:35 PM »
Looks like big otter got to Ben Ji, sad really.
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« Reply #482 on: September 11, 2024, 09:06:38 PM »
It seems SD’s hubris is acting up again. It wouldn’t take more than 25 well-trained otters to maul any unwitting human’s face clean off.

Honestly, those numbers are probably conservative. The average male American River Otter is 3.75 feet long and weighs roughly 22 lbs.

A highly energized and focused gang of no more than a handful is going to leave most in an absolute world of hurt, including our friend with two first names.

Dam, I didn't think otters weighed that much. Some quick math here 100x22=2200lbs of otter for SD to fight to the death.

Yeah, I doubt any human alive could survive being attacked by 2200lbs of animal with 100 jaws of sharp teeth.

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« Reply #483 on: September 11, 2024, 11:17:06 PM »
A cattle prod should take care of a large number of those pests.
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« Reply #484 on: September 12, 2024, 03:23:16 PM »
I would grab two of them by the tails and start smacking their heads against the concrete like I'm the Hulk or something.

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« Reply #485 on: September 13, 2024, 11:59:19 PM »
What will you do about the other 98 while swinging a couple?   
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« Reply #486 on: September 16, 2024, 09:22:47 AM »