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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #450 on: February 12, 2023, 10:41:09 AM »
I've been watching The Man in the High Castle and listening to an audiobook about the Battle of the Bulge and so of course last night I had this dream that Nazis / The Gestapo put a large dog (like a german shepherd) in my house to kill me. I wrestled the dog to the floor and tried to choke it to death with my bare hands (I really didn't want to break it's neck). After several minutes of trying to choke it out, I could still feel its carotid arteries pulsating under my fingers and so I ended up snapping its neck to kill it (not sure how hard it would be to snap a dog's neck but probably a lot harder than a pheasant's neck which is the only animal I've ever killed by breaking its neck). Anyway, I had to figure out a way to hide the carcass because I knew the gestapo would be filled with homicidal rage toward me if they found out I had killed the dog they put it my house to kill me. I ended up trying to hide the body in a large trash sack in my dumpster. Woke up from the dream feeling very tired and dirty.

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« Reply #451 on: February 12, 2023, 01:31:39 PM »
Let's just hope you weren't actually sleepwalking and killing John Wick's dog.

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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #452 on: February 12, 2023, 02:07:19 PM »
Or any dog. I am against sleepwalk killings of any dog.

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« Reply #453 on: February 12, 2023, 02:19:44 PM »
Or any dog. I am against sleepwalk killings of any dog.
Thankfully, my dog was still alive this morning.

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« Reply #454 on: February 13, 2023, 02:20:51 PM »
Or any dog. I am against sleepwalk killings of any dog.
Thankfully, my dog was still alive this morning.

Did you check with all your neighbors to make sure none of theirs have gone missing?

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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #455 on: March 06, 2023, 10:30:58 AM »

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« Reply #456 on: March 06, 2023, 10:43:51 AM »
the pinpoint accuracy to break the leg, unreal

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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #458 on: March 06, 2023, 01:31:35 PM »
The moose gets it. Always crack a knee right off the bat.

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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #459 on: March 06, 2023, 01:45:03 PM »
The moose gets it. Always crack a knee right off the bat.

Later, an older moose walked up to that moose and high fives him and said "I love you mijo."

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« Reply #460 on: March 06, 2023, 01:46:51 PM »
The moose gets it. Always crack a knee right off the bat.

Unfortunately, as we have seen earlier itt, even driving a vehicle at 45 mph right through a moose has no effect on its knees/legs

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« Reply #461 on: March 06, 2023, 01:50:04 PM »
The human started it by saying "I used to eff moose like you in prison," to the moose, and later at the end of the encounter the moose tore out the human's throat (but was omitted from this video).

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« Reply #462 on: March 06, 2023, 02:12:08 PM »
God dammit people are rough ridin' stupid.

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« Reply #463 on: March 06, 2023, 02:51:43 PM »
The moose gets it. Always crack a knee right off the bat.

Later, an older moose walked up to that moose and high fives him and said "I love you mijo."

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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #464 on: March 06, 2023, 02:57:51 PM »
you know what?  i'm just gonna come right out and say it.

that moose is a real jerk!


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