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Re: Costco/Sams Master thread.
« Reply #75 on: January 25, 2011, 11:27:17 AM »
lol at people who buy beef in a store.

I know lol, right.

Only queers buy there steers from stores.

I prefer to raise my own, make it a family pet, kill it, then serve it for dinner and let the children know that what they are eating is whats left of Norman.

Raising them is too much work. I just go pick one out, take it to the meat locker. You can get a 900-pound steer, have it processed and end up paying about $3 per pound for the finished product.

how do you manage to eat steak when you've got so many skoal bandits in your mouth?

I take them out  :dunno:

I was apparently mistaken that you gave a eff about the quality of ingredients when cooking.

of course i care about the quality of ingredients i use when i cook.  i also care about reality.  reality dictates that i won't be buying a cow and then paying to have it butchered and stored it at Uncle Jed's Meatlocker in paola.  maybe you missed the part where i said i was cooking with prime grade beef.  ya it's not the same as going cow hunting/slaughtering but it's still good.

Didn't miss it at all. Prime grading has almost nothing to do with quality.
hey skoal bandit, yes it does.  i know you're trying to save face here but it's not working.

OK, I realize that most of what you know about food came from Alton Brown so you believe that marbling is the best thing ever and you can't possibly have too much of a good thing right?

All that marbling is going to make these steaks taste so good that I'll need to brag about the type of vinegar I got to slather them in.

Everything you have said about meat quality leads me to believe that the meat that comes from your cow-sized freezer is not as good as the meat that pissclams buys at the store. Your meat probably is leaner and healthier to eat, though.

What exactly leads you to believe this?

Pissclams seems to believe that you can feed cattle anything and they all taste the same. He believes this because he's never had anything that didn't spend the last quarter of its life being fed corn and hormones.

He also believes real "quality" means adding balsamic vinegar because he likes the "taste" of his steak so much.

Is it odd that I think my beef might be better because I don't need to add crap to it before eating it?

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Re: Costco/Sams Master thread.
« Reply #76 on: January 25, 2011, 11:29:57 AM »
lol at people who buy beef in a store.

I know lol, right.

Only queers buy there steers from stores.

I prefer to raise my own, make it a family pet, kill it, then serve it for dinner and let the children know that what they are eating is whats left of Norman.

Raising them is too much work. I just go pick one out, take it to the meat locker. You can get a 900-pound steer, have it processed and end up paying about $3 per pound for the finished product.

how do you manage to eat steak when you've got so many skoal bandits in your mouth?

I take them out  :dunno:

I was apparently mistaken that you gave a eff about the quality of ingredients when cooking.

of course i care about the quality of ingredients i use when i cook.  i also care about reality.  reality dictates that i won't be buying a cow and then paying to have it butchered and stored it at Uncle Jed's Meatlocker in paola.  maybe you missed the part where i said i was cooking with prime grade beef.  ya it's not the same as going cow hunting/slaughtering but it's still good.

Didn't miss it at all. Prime grading has almost nothing to do with quality.
hey skoal bandit, yes it does.  i know you're trying to save face here but it's not working.

OK, I realize that most of what you know about food came from Alton Brown so you believe that marbling is the best thing ever and you can't possibly have too much of a good thing right?

All that marbling is going to make these steaks taste so good that I'll need to brag about the type of vinegar I got to slather them in.

Everything you have said about meat quality leads me to believe that the meat that comes from your cow-sized freezer is not as good as the meat that pissclams buys at the store. Your meat probably is leaner and healthier to eat, though.

What exactly leads you to believe this?

Pissclams seems to believe that you can feed cattle anything and they all taste the same. He believes this because he's never had anything that didn't spend the last quarter of its life being fed corn and hormones.

He also believes real "quality" means adding balsamic vinegar because he likes the "taste" of his steak so much.

Is it odd that I think my beef might be better because I don't need to add crap to it before eating it?

To each their own, but the majority of people would prefer the hormone-injected, corn fed cattle. Your meat is undoubtedly healthier, though.

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Re: Costco/Sams Master thread.
« Reply #77 on: January 25, 2011, 11:50:45 AM »
lol at people who buy beef in a store.

I know lol, right.

Only queers buy there steers from stores.

I prefer to raise my own, make it a family pet, kill it, then serve it for dinner and let the children know that what they are eating is whats left of Norman.

Raising them is too much work. I just go pick one out, take it to the meat locker. You can get a 900-pound steer, have it processed and end up paying about $3 per pound for the finished product.

how do you manage to eat steak when you've got so many skoal bandits in your mouth?

I take them out  :dunno:

I was apparently mistaken that you gave a eff about the quality of ingredients when cooking.

of course i care about the quality of ingredients i use when i cook.  i also care about reality.  reality dictates that i won't be buying a cow and then paying to have it butchered and stored it at Uncle Jed's Meatlocker in paola.  maybe you missed the part where i said i was cooking with prime grade beef.  ya it's not the same as going cow hunting/slaughtering but it's still good.

Didn't miss it at all. Prime grading has almost nothing to do with quality.
hey skoal bandit, yes it does.  i know you're trying to save face here but it's not working.

OK, I realize that most of what you know about food came from Alton Brown so you believe that marbling is the best thing ever and you can't possibly have too much of a good thing right?

All that marbling is going to make these steaks taste so good that I'll need to brag about the type of vinegar I got to slather them in.

Everything you have said about meat quality leads me to believe that the meat that comes from your cow-sized freezer is not as good as the meat that pissclams buys at the store. Your meat probably is leaner and healthier to eat, though.

What exactly leads you to believe this?

Pissclams seems to believe that you can feed cattle anything and they all taste the same. He believes this because he's never had anything that didn't spend the last quarter of its life being fed corn and hormones.

He also believes real "quality" means adding balsamic vinegar because he likes the "taste" of his steak so much.

Is it odd that I think my beef might be better because I don't need to add cac to it before eating it?

What does grass fed cattle taste like as compared to what you get in a store? I don't think I have ever had free range anything so I am geniunely curious.
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Re: Costco/Sams Master thread.
« Reply #78 on: January 25, 2011, 12:30:42 PM »
What does grass fed cattle taste like as compared to what you get in a store? I don't think I have ever had free range anything so I am geniunely curious.

I don't have grass only beef in my freezer for the same reason you can't buy it at a supermarket, trying to nail down the taste from year to year or animal to animal is impossible. What I get is something that's been on grass about 6 months longer than the average factory animal and is fed a mix of grains, including some corn, in addition to plenty of roughage that largely eliminates the need for antibiotics.

The longer an animal is on grass the less grain it needs to get to slaughter weight and grain doesn't add much flavorful lean. So I'll have a higher lean to fat ratio in my beef, but despite that and the animal being older it will be as tender if not more than beef from a store because it will be dry aged for 2-3 weeks.

Oh, and when I say "What I get" I mean what the rancher I'm buying the steer from does to finish the animal. I'm just paying a slight premium over market to dictate the diet. In return for that I know that I'm actually getting a steer, its breed, age, lineage and general care.

And by premium, I'm talking if a March feeder is $124/100 pounds today I'd be paying $130/pound for the animal. So if I had a 1,000 pound steer butchered it would cost $1,300 for the steer, $75 to have it slaughtered and maybe another $250 to have it aged, processed and packaged for about 500-530 pounds of meat.

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Re: Costco/Sams Master thread.
« Reply #79 on: January 25, 2011, 12:36:51 PM »
lol at people who buy beef in a store.

I know lol, right.

Only queers buy there steers from stores.

I prefer to raise my own, make it a family pet, kill it, then serve it for dinner and let the children know that what they are eating is whats left of Norman.

Raising them is too much work. I just go pick one out, take it to the meat locker. You can get a 900-pound steer, have it processed and end up paying about $3 per pound for the finished product.

how do you manage to eat steak when you've got so many skoal bandits in your mouth?

I take them out  :dunno:

I was apparently mistaken that you gave a eff about the quality of ingredients when cooking.

of course i care about the quality of ingredients i use when i cook.  i also care about reality.  reality dictates that i won't be buying a cow and then paying to have it butchered and stored it at Uncle Jed's Meatlocker in paola.  maybe you missed the part where i said i was cooking with prime grade beef.  ya it's not the same as going cow hunting/slaughtering but it's still good.

Didn't miss it at all. Prime grading has almost nothing to do with quality.
hey skoal bandit, yes it does.  i know you're trying to save face here but it's not working.

OK, I realize that most of what you know about food came from Alton Brown so you believe that marbling is the best thing ever and you can't possibly have too much of a good thing right?

All that marbling is going to make these steaks taste so good that I'll need to brag about the type of vinegar I got to slather them in.

Everything you have said about meat quality leads me to believe that the meat that comes from your cow-sized freezer is not as good as the meat that pissclams buys at the store. Your meat probably is leaner and healthier to eat, though.

What exactly leads you to believe this?

Pissclams seems to believe that you can feed cattle anything and they all taste the same. He believes this because he's never had anything that didn't spend the last quarter of its life being fed corn and hormones.

He also believes real "quality" means adding balsamic vinegar because he likes the "taste" of his steak so much.

Is it odd that I think my beef might be better because I don't need to add crap to it before eating it?
skoal, you're a rough ridin' idiot.
i've never said you can feed cattle anything and they all taste the same.  no crap there's a difference between grass and corn fed steak.  i've also never said real "quality" means drizzling a small bit of balsamic vinegar onto the meat.

you're the dumbass that claimed that the USDA grade of a steak isn't an indicator of quality.

sorry you grew  up in a redneck part of kansas where you were led to believe that the only way you could eat a good piece of steak was to grow it, slaughter it, store, cook it, and then eat it with your hands while sitting around the campfire strumming your banjo and listening to the coyotes sing.


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Re: Costco/Sams Master thread.
« Reply #80 on: January 25, 2011, 12:48:28 PM »
I said USDA prime has almost nothing to do with quality, try to keep up.

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« Reply #81 on: January 25, 2011, 01:09:19 PM »
I said USDA prime has almost nothing to do with quality, try to keep up.
No one really gives a crap what you say, you barely register as a blip on the beef radar.  When I want beef "tips" (no pun intended) i'll ask my butcher, not some dumbass hayseed who doesn't know the diff between a NY strip and KC strip.  I suppose we should all buy 500 lbs of bullshit from you and your farmer friends only to end up with disgusting stew meat and other garbage. Do us a favor and put yourself out to pasture, fuckface.
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Re: Costco/Sams Master thread.
« Reply #82 on: January 25, 2011, 01:29:39 PM »
Wow, calling out clams' lack of knowledge on beef really gets the panties in a wad over here huh.

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Re: Costco/Sams Master thread.
« Reply #83 on: January 25, 2011, 01:38:47 PM »
this thread has taken a turn for the hilarious.  hilariously rough ridin' stupid.
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« Reply #84 on: January 25, 2011, 01:40:59 PM »
quit ruining my thread!!!!  Sugar snap peas and baby organic spinach, yum, and cheap.

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Re: Costco/Sams Master thread.
« Reply #85 on: January 25, 2011, 01:41:13 PM »
A Sams/Costco thread has erupted into a debate on free range beef.

I'm not sure how I feel about that.

Ditto on the socks at Sams.  It's where I buy all of mine.

Also, you can get a killer deal on Synsodyne toothpaste.

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« Reply #86 on: January 25, 2011, 01:42:16 PM »
I haven't been to Sams in years. Don't like having to pay a stupid membership fee. I had a free one for a year and hated having to show my receipt to the elderly person on the way out.
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« Reply #87 on: January 25, 2011, 01:51:57 PM »
I haven't been to Sams in years. Don't like having to pay a stupid membership fee. I had a free one for a year and hated having to show my receipt to the elderly person on the way out.

IIRC you can shop there for free but it's more hassle than just paying the membership. Also, I believe you can only used cash when shopping as a non-member.

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« Reply #88 on: January 25, 2011, 01:55:26 PM »
I haven't been to Sams in years. Don't like having to pay a stupid membership fee. I had a free one for a year and hated having to show my receipt to the elderly person on the way out.

I buy one box of trash bags for $13 dollars, and it last me an entire year.

Think about that.

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« Reply #89 on: January 25, 2011, 01:56:07 PM »
having to show my receipt to the elderly person on the way out.

This pisses me off so much. You have to wait in line to check out, then you have to wait in line behind people while someone LHC Bill Snyder's age checks to make sure that the people ahead of you really paid for the 40 bulk items they have in their cart. :flush:

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« Reply #90 on: January 25, 2011, 03:54:36 PM »
I haven't been to Sams in years. Don't like having to pay a stupid membership fee. I had a free one for a year and hated having to show my receipt to the elderly person on the way out.

IIRC you can shop there for free but it's more hassle than just paying the membership. Also, I believe you can only used cash when shopping as a non-member.

do not listen to this complete dumbass, he knows absolutely nothing, other than how to be a dumbass.  beefmaster?  more like beef rookie of the year, lmao :lol:


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« Reply #91 on: January 25, 2011, 04:55:45 PM »
I haven't been to Sams in years. Don't like having to pay a stupid membership fee. I had a free one for a year and hated having to show my receipt to the elderly person on the way out.

IIRC you can shop there for free but it's more hassle than just paying the membership. Also, I believe you can only used cash when shopping as a non-member.

do not listen to this complete dumbass, he knows absolutely nothing, other than how to be a dumbass.  beefmaster?  more like beef rookie of the year, lmao :lol:
Don't worry bro, rick daris pointed out this dumbass a long, long time ago, I knew to "steer" clear.
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« Reply #92 on: January 25, 2011, 06:41:40 PM »
I haven't been to Sams in years. Don't like having to pay a stupid membership fee. I had a free one for a year and hated having to show my receipt to the elderly person on the way out.

IIRC you can shop there for free but it's more hassle than just paying the membership. Also, I believe you can only used cash when shopping as a non-member.

do not listen to this complete dumbass, he knows absolutely nothing, other than how to be a dumbass.  beefmaster?  more like beef rookie of the year, lmao :lol:
Don't worry bro, rick daris pointed out this dumbass a long, long time ago, I knew to "steer" clear.

i did? i mean, yeah i probably did because i'm really good at that and stuff but i honestly don't remember doing it.

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« Reply #93 on: January 25, 2011, 10:13:03 PM »
Best thread ever.

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« Reply #94 on: January 25, 2011, 10:24:00 PM »
They only reason Sams is any good if because they offer good quality stuff.  I don't need a case of anything, but if I can get a case of good stuff at a great price, why not?
LIGHTBULB!

This whole time I've been buying sh1tty quality stuff in bulk at another store, sounds like it may just be time to switch over to Sams

Sorry... You can't get real light bulbs at Sams.  Just those stupid curlie-q ones.

You mean the ones that are just as bright as bulbs for old people, but last 10x as long and use a fraction of the energy?

That melt in my kitchen light sockets?  That are made in China?  That contain Mercury?  Yeah.... those.

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« Reply #95 on: January 26, 2011, 07:02:17 AM »
They only reason Sams is any good if because they offer good quality stuff.  I don't need a case of anything, but if I can get a case of good stuff at a great price, why not?
LIGHTBULB!

This whole time I've been buying sh1tty quality stuff in bulk at another store, sounds like it may just be time to switch over to Sams

Sorry... You can't get real light bulbs at Sams.  Just those stupid curlie-q ones.

You mean the ones that are just as bright as bulbs for old people, but last 10x as long and use a fraction of the energy?

That melt in my kitchen light sockets?  That are made in China?  That contain Mercury?  Yeah.... those.

WTF kind of bizarro house do you live in :horrorsurprise:

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« Reply #96 on: January 26, 2011, 08:49:09 AM »
They only reason Sams is any good if because they offer good quality stuff.  I don't need a case of anything, but if I can get a case of good stuff at a great price, why not?
LIGHTBULB!

This whole time I've been buying sh1tty quality stuff in bulk at another store, sounds like it may just be time to switch over to Sams

Sorry... You can't get real light bulbs at Sams.  Just those stupid curlie-q ones.

You mean the ones that are just as bright as bulbs for old people, but last 10x as long and use a fraction of the energy?

That melt in my kitchen light sockets?  That are made in China?  That contain Mercury?  Yeah.... those.

JFC, there's no way your house meets code.

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Re: Costco/Sams Master thread.
« Reply #97 on: January 26, 2011, 08:55:27 AM »
They only reason Sams is any good if because they offer good quality stuff.  I don't need a case of anything, but if I can get a case of good stuff at a great price, why not?
LIGHTBULB!

This whole time I've been buying sh1tty quality stuff in bulk at another store, sounds like it may just be time to switch over to Sams

Sorry... You can't get real light bulbs at Sams.  Just those stupid curlie-q ones.

You mean the ones that are just as bright as bulbs for old people, but last 10x as long and use a fraction of the energy?

That melt in my kitchen light sockets?  That are made in China?  That contain Mercury?  Yeah.... those.

I like them.

Of course, I'm not all  :jeffy: so that may help.

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« Reply #99 on: April 16, 2015, 12:08:06 PM »
I love getting our chicken and vodka at Costco, but other than that, I think it's a bit overrated. Why are ppl obsessed with this place?