I played some good ball today, FWIW. Lots of putbacks (AKA Junkyardmichigancat ball).
On my team, I had a 45 year old guy that shaves his chest (AKA "Stubbles").
Our team was just owning the court, but one game, he started yelling at other players about not playing defense. We still won, but after the game, he just kept f*cking whining about how everyone (but him) was playing horrible D. Well, the next game, he got a little tired, and NEVER got back on transition D. Is there anything more annoying than someone that thinks they should coach noontime YMCA pickup games, and then loafs as often as possible? (I have no problem w/ loafing at all, just when combo'ed w/ coaching).
Well, there actually is something more annoying than a loafing coach. My team had a nice size advantage, so whenever the ball went into the paint, the other team was hacking a lot. No big deal, right? I mean, it's the f*cking YMCA, right? Well, it is a big deal if you're Stubbles. He got hacked, took the ball and threw a chest pass at the back of the head of the hacker. It wasn't hard, and he didn't come after the kid, so I thought it might have been an accident and everyone kept playing. We of course won (u digg), and while the hacker was sitting one out, someone apparently told him he thought Stubbles threw the ball on purpose, so after the next game, hacker was like, "Did you throw that ball at the back of my head?", and Stubbles said, "Yeah, you grabbed my forearm(!) and didn't even go for the ball." Hacker was like, "Seriously, are you an adult?!?!?" and Stubbles was all, "yeah, that's why I go for the ball when I foul people", or something similarly Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).
Question: Could Stubbles be more of a douchebag?