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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: not just missouri, best to avoid all cops
« on: Today at 04:21:13 PM »
Chauvin guilty on all 3 counts. About time one of these went the right way.
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: CoronaBro Meltdown/SARS-Covid-19 Spitballing Thread
« on: Today at 10:47:48 AM »
I think you would have to figure out a way to give him the vaccine that involves him sticking his dick into something.
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: CoronaBro Meltdown/SARS-Covid-19 Spitballing Thread
« on: Today at 08:45:47 AM »More like this could convince MAGAs to get vaccinated.Ted Nugent has called COVID-19 "not a real pandemic," but now he's singing a different tune.
— MarketWatch (@MarketWatch) April 20, 2021
"I thought I was dying,” he says about catching the virus. "I literally could hardly crawl out of bed the last few days." https://t.co/7IMpABhMH4
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Yet Nugent said that he still won’t get one of the available COVID-19 vaccines because “nobody knows what’s in it
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: gtfo pompeo
« on: April 19, 2021, 11:38:09 AM »
If Trump is alive, he will run. And he's not going to support anyone who beats him.
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: gtfo pompeo
« on: April 19, 2021, 11:07:26 AM »
Right now they love DeSantis because he did as little as he possibly could to combat COVID. I sort of doubt any of them still care about that 2 years from now, though.
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Kansas State Football / Re: Football Recruiting Thread
« on: April 19, 2021, 10:19:32 AM »Also kind of insulted he left 8% margin for decommitment.
He's clearly just a fan of Donkey Kong Country 2.
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: gtfo pompeo
« on: April 19, 2021, 10:16:05 AM »
I think it will probably be Trump.
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Other Sports (Tiger's Back) / Re: The Royals
« on: April 17, 2021, 01:02:38 PM »
Every mlb team would be managed by a stud relief pitcher.
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: we are an immoral nation and i'm too comfortable and apathetic to do anything ab
« on: April 16, 2021, 06:20:52 PM »
At this point, we just have to hope Joe dies and Kamala is better.
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« on: April 16, 2021, 05:50:47 PM »How many 'pub ballots can a dog eat in one sitting?
11,780
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« on: April 16, 2021, 01:20:43 PM »
They will run through your house, find all of your Dr. Seuss books, and eat them. Then they will crap them out right on your couch, looking you right in the eye while they do it.
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« on: April 16, 2021, 01:19:04 PM »
The paw patrol will show up at every bakery in America to make sure that all of the Christian bakers are making LGBTQ cakes.
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: MAGA
« on: April 16, 2021, 12:46:54 PM »
The my pillow guy would just ban anyone who isn't 100% MAGA, anyway.
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« on: April 16, 2021, 11:58:55 AM »
I see a future where these dogs are stationed at every women's restroom to make sure that trans people can walk right in and pee standing up in a stall right next to where your daughter is taking a crap. And there's nothing you will be able to do about it because the dog will eat your face off and then feed your testicles to you if you even try.
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« on: April 16, 2021, 09:25:57 AM »
In my dream, Major Biden said "pleased to meet you, sir," and then he shook my hand with his mouth. My hand was bleeding everywhere after the handshake but it didn't hurt because it was just a dream, so I let Major lick the wound and then sat down for breakfast with the Bidens.
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« on: April 16, 2021, 09:03:46 AM »
I think the dog is being trained to kill Tom Brady when the Bucs come to visit.
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« on: April 15, 2021, 02:44:29 PM »
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« on: April 15, 2021, 01:05:51 PM »Possums are nocturnal. Why are they out during the day? Rabies?
The strongest possums are daywalkers.
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« on: April 14, 2021, 01:13:08 PM »
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« on: April 14, 2021, 12:58:30 PM »
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Alabama, the "the south" of the south
« on: April 14, 2021, 08:33:04 AM »Alabama is a sack of crap but let's be real, there are worse states
Mississippi
Arkansas
North Dakota
South Dakota
Alaska
Montana
Utah
Idaho
West Virginia
Kentucky and South Carolina are on an equally shitty plane, with Florida close behind. Rhode Island, sneakily crap.
Alaska is in the running for best state, fwiw.
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: CoronaBro Meltdown/SARS-Covid-19 Spitballing Thread
« on: April 13, 2021, 03:37:03 PM »Quote
Suicide had been the nation's 10th leading cause of death, but dropped to 11th in 2020. That was mainly due to the arrival of COVID-19, which killed at least 345,000 Americans and became the nation's No. 3 killer. But the decline in suicide deaths also contributed to the ranking fall.
The 345,000 COVID deaths figure sort of makes me doubt all of the other numbers in the article.
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: The masters
« on: April 13, 2021, 01:50:50 PM »
I like taking a nap on a weekend afternoon and golf is great for that.
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: populism and populists thread (making fun of)
« on: April 13, 2021, 10:38:15 AM »I think of populism as telling the masses that all of their problems are the fault of some other group of people and also telling them that they need you to fix it.
Oh my goodness.
You just described the titanium reinforced platform of the ProgFascist movement.
It does apply to some liberals. It also applies to Trumpism.