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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: MAGA
« on: January 21, 2021, 02:32:46 PM »
there will always be a special place in my heart for people who froth at the mouth about socialism as they set up a gofundme page. like, yes please just inject this directly into my veins.

It is another maga hallmark.  Like ball tazing

Add in PTO gripes and you got a trifecta

The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: The Biden Presidency
« on: January 21, 2021, 12:45:50 PM »
I mean Spicey led them previous admin out the gates, and they came out swinging.

I also remember some of the softballs they gave trump during the early days of the pandemic about if the president had any advice to give the America people and he pivoted straight into attacking the reporter, so I mean, not all softballs are created equal I guess

The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: capitol riot
« on: January 20, 2021, 06:22:56 PM »
Think about all these capitol raiding chuds currently in jail or on the run whose king just left office without pardoning them.

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They still would gargle his balls if given the chance. trump never gave a crap about them and never will.

I would like for them to settle whether we are a socialist nation or a communist nation now, I'm so confused.

I'd like to think they can provide clarity but they won't

The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: The Biden Presidency
« on: January 20, 2021, 06:02:07 PM »
Is Biden pro farmer socialism or are our ag brothers in a pinch now?

Everyone is pro-farmer socialism.
Yeah, no president or congress has ever not made it rain on them

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Bingo, and most farmers bitch at others about socialism, it's my favorite thing about them tbh.

The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Q is Real
« on: January 20, 2021, 06:00:13 PM »
giving up the fight to end a global cabal that drinks child blood to own the libs

Wasn't enough PTO either to turn the tide, it was just too strong.

The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Q is Real
« on: January 20, 2021, 05:59:08 PM »
i think it would take trump and the dude who has been Q holding a joint press conference swearing on their life that there was never any truth to any of it to reign most of them back into normal rational thinking. you'd still have 30% think that the press conference was part of it and it would keep going.

That's a low number but agreed that'd get a good chunk of them to forget it. Honestly as time goes on they'll eat their own on this and either people will quit for now being on the outs or become even more racialized on being in the ends. Either way trump not being prez means this group will continue to dwindle, though slowly

The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: MAGA
« on: January 20, 2021, 11:27:23 AM »
Poor guy  :frown:

The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: The Biden Presidency
« on: January 20, 2021, 11:21:36 AM »
didn't realize garth performed for obama too

and yeah he was ready to go in to Friends in Low Places and would have killed it.

would've done a lot to heal a divided nation

The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: LOL BIDEN
« on: January 20, 2021, 10:59:20 AM »
Yes, New Radicals belongs in the awesome thread.

The whole issue over the peloton is kinda lol to me though

I saw the Peloton thing on the news and how they are workshopping ideas on how to do this while he's president. A couple possibilities are that he sets up the bike in an area of the white house that can't be compromised, this sounds like a bathroom or some crap. They also may have him change his log in credentials every month to make it more difficult to track who he is.

Just build a room that is completely non descript inside the WH so all you can see if him and like white walls, all blank. Will be boring for whoever hacks it.

The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: LOL BIDEN
« on: January 20, 2021, 10:10:23 AM »
Yes, New Radicals belongs in the awesome thread.

The whole issue over the peloton is kinda lol to me though

The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: The Biden Presidency
« on: January 20, 2021, 07:36:38 AM »
Should there be an “ITT We Post Stories of Magas Losing Their F'ing Minds Over Biden” thread?

OMG yes  :love:

The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: The Trump Presidency
« on: January 20, 2021, 07:35:16 AM »
Lock it up boys

HALL! (or opposite or w/e that is) for this entire thread

What are CM's?

Concerned moderates, a term of derision towards republicans who don't like trump's personality

good lord

The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: The Trump Presidency
« on: January 19, 2021, 07:34:00 AM »
Snoop has been on the record hating trump, and like voted for the first time to vote against him. lol at dax

Other Sports (Tiger's Back) / Re: CHIEFS
« on: January 18, 2021, 03:26:54 PM »
i was confused at the time because he did not get hit in the head and did not hit his head on the ground. but you can't deny the wobbling so i'm glad they kept him out (easy to say after a win).

For sure how I felt when I watched him I honestly thought the wobbling (at first) was due to his already sort of gimped leg/foot and the replace make it look like he aggravated it, though the look in his eyes kinda tells a different story.

It was seriously hard to see on that play how he hurt is head, neck sure, head, eh...

The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Q is Real
« on: January 18, 2021, 03:18:43 PM »
You sure that’s not Antifa posing as a huge maga?

1000% sure, I was in a meeting with him once a few years ago, he said, with no relevance to the topic at hand "we should've taken care of the hippie movement when we had the chance" and that is a direct quote. I should also find one of his latest newsletters he sent out last year talking about the leftist cabal to take down fraternities and colleges, reads just like what is above. 

The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Q is Real
« on: January 18, 2021, 03:13:46 PM »
Also, he's been on this train for, god, all 13 years I've known him, he was MAGA/Qanon before those terms existed. If anything, he's doubled down more over time.

The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Q is Real
« on: January 18, 2021, 03:07:53 PM »
I think this is a joke. 500 trillion dollars was the first clue

I wish it were, I've dealt with the guy who emailed that for over 13 years, that is very par for his course
So in a week when none of that happens how does that guy walk it all back?

They move the goalposts.  They have to and have become amazing at it
Well I know that's how the Q people in general do it but I wanted to know how that guy specifically does it since cfbandyman appears to know him personally.

I'll be honest, given how not bright he is, IDK how he'll walk it back, but I guess stay tuned.

And yes, I know him personally, for far too long. Funny thing is IIRC there is a thread in he flyer talk board talking about k-state fans being rich and good smelling, and he's quoted in that article, which when it was posted, I found, personally, very hilarious. I'll post it here for fun

Doesn't include the cool graph from the actual paper.

Also, LOL that ku fans had to stay in school so long...

Although it happened nearly 20 years ago, the memory is still fresh in Phil Carr’s mind.

When Carr was a child, his family would travel from Topeka to visit his grandparents in Columbia. They weren’t affiliated with the University of Missouri, but the trips always revolved around a KU-MU game.

For Carr, it was a ruthless introduction to the passion of the Border War.

“I remember I spilled my nachos, and (the MU fans) just would be cheering,” Carr said. “And I was a 5-year-old kid.”

Carr now has what might best be described as MU fan radar.

“I would say I could point out a Missouri fan without them wearing any Missouri gear,” said Carr, a 2008 KU graduate.

Likewise, MU grad Pat Ryan believes he can spot Kansas fans in a crowd.

“The Mizzou crowd would be more fun to roll to an event with, but I’d probably have to have a bigger damage deposit on the hotel room,” said Ryan, a 1992 graduate and a three-time letterwinner on the Tigers football team. “Mizzou is a little bit more blue-collar lunch pail.

“The KU crowd is a little bit more spoon-fed and debutant and high society. My impression is KU people are just a little bit more needy and entitled. Sweater vest-wearing, Ivy League wannabe.”

But here’s the dirty little secret. Fans of the two schools — and Kansas State for that matter — are not all that different.

A Scarborough Research poll of 1,959 adults in the Kansas City area found that supporters of all three schools are similar in most demographics.

And in what’s likely a stomach-turning twist to the more hardcore fans, some of the respondents said they were fans of more than one of the three schools.

The overall breakdown showed that 46.3 percent of those polled called themselves KU fans, followed by 38.6 percent for Missouri and 29 percent for K-State.

If that seems on the low end for Wildcats backers, think again. Gary Raffety, a 1969 graduate of K-State, can remember a time when Wildcats fans were an afterthought here.

“Back when I was just out of college,” Raffety said, “you couldn’t go out to the store and find anything with Kansas State University on it. … Usually it was limited to KU and Missouri in Kansas City.”

So perhaps the number of Wildcat fans is unexpectedly high. A closer examination of the survey may be surprising to those with preconceived notions of the enemy.

Those “spoon-fed, entitled” KU fans actually have a lower average household income than K-State fans ($76,657 to $75,170), and Mizzou supporters are not far behind at $73,565.

Kansas fans had the highest level of education, averaging 14.4 years of schooling. But MU and K-State aren’t far off, each averaging 14.2.

The average age of the fans is similar as well: the average K-State fan is 45.3 years old, followed by KU at 45.9 and MU at 46.1.

That the fans are a lot alike wasn’t surprising to Carr.

“You hear those stereotypes, but I don’t necessarily know if that’s true,” said Carr, who admitted he was careful with words since his boss is a MU fan. “It’s too big of a stereotype to fall under. I’ve always had the theory if you go along with the stereotypes, you only make yourself seem worse.”

The poll results did reveal some differences. K-State had the largest percentage of male supporters at 59.8 percent, followed by Mizzou (56) and KU (54). In turn, KU ranked highest in female fandom (46 percent of the overall fan base). MU had 44 percent, while K-State is at 40.2 percent.

Perhaps not surprisingly, KU fans showed a higher level of interest in college basketball than their MU counterparts (87 percent to 79.2), but both schools ranked behind K-State (89 percent).

In football interest, K-State (87.7 percent) leads the way, followed by KU (82.9) and Missouri (81.9).

That speaks to the passion of K-State’s supporters. And if there is one thing that unites Mizzou and Kansas fans, it’s their view of Wildcats fans … though not in the way one might think.

Both Ryan and Carr actually have a fond view of the Wildcats — as long as they are not playing their team.

“I can tolerate K-State,” Ryan said. “They are more like an orphan and you feel sorry for them and you root for them.”

Especially when the Wildcats play KU. And Carr feels the same way when the Wildcats take on Mizzou. In fact, Carr has a number of friends who attended K-State.

That both schools are in Kansas probably helps bridge the gap.

“Maybe (it’s because) we have so many family members who go to both schools,” Raffety said. “Maybe that has something to do with it.”

Given the geographic distance separating MU and K-State, that rivalry is not quite as strong as the one between the Tigers and Jayhawks. Plus, Raffety said, the Wildcats had little football success before LHC Bill Snyder arrived in Manhattan.

“I think their attitude toward us has probably changed somewhat,” Raffety said. “We used to be Silo Tech, but now I think they have a little more respect for us.”

All-out loathing? That’s reserved for the relationship between the Border War teams.

The Nacho Incident will always stick with Carr — as will that early impression of Mizzou’s fans.

“It wasn’t just one or two people,” he recalled. “It was the whole section.”

The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: elon musk
« on: January 18, 2021, 01:53:24 PM »
That, and the fact just because you put traffic underground doesn't inherently solve the "problem". Yes, using electric would help (a lot) but he doesn't really reference it like that.

Also, yes, big sump pump must be in on this.

Essentially Flyertalk / Re: RIP Metalhead
« on: January 18, 2021, 12:59:32 PM »
That is a pretty freaking sweet of a tribute

The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: MAGA
« on: January 18, 2021, 09:38:30 AM »
Quite the reach from our resident court jester per usual

The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Q is Real
« on: January 17, 2021, 10:05:00 PM »
I think this is a joke. 500 trillion dollars was the first clue

I wish it were, I've dealt with the guy who emailed that for over 13 years, that is very par for his course

Other Sports (Tiger's Back) / Re: CHIEFS
« on: January 17, 2021, 06:54:12 PM »
The balls on that call

The call and Henne's run on 3rd down were both monstrously large ball plays

The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Q is Real
« on: January 17, 2021, 06:49:03 PM »
Real live email from basically someone who is as Qanon while being too old for it. Could cross post it with TexAgs but he's a k-state guy, too good to not share



Before you tell yourself – Oh here he comes again with more of crazy stuff,  Yes  – he has definitely lost it – and you delete this email,  I suggest you listen to this video. It will clue you in about the war that has been ongoing for the past 60 plus years. The military leaders of 20 plus nations met in 1963 – 64 - (200 Generals in total) agreed right after the Cabal murdered President Kennedy,  to devise a plan to take down the Khazarian Mafia, a Luciferin occultist society  – which was controlled by the 13 oldest and richest families who controlled everything in the world and have for the past 1500 years. The Rothchild banking family,, one of the lower tier families – is worth 500 Trillion dollars. This money was used to pay off the national debt of Russia, the US, and China, and other countries. Trump is using their money to eliminate debt for all people. All debt is being eliminated. Together, they have thousands of Trillions of dollars in their control.  They were living in Venice, but have all been arrested by special operations units of the military. The US has taken back the gold stolen by Britain and will be used to back a new money system.  They have also taken control of the Cabals money and will make every man and woman over 21 rich in the near future – listen to the video to learn how.


The Vatican has been visited – 3 Popes (white, black and gray) and 60 plus priests have all arrested. The Italian and Dutch governments (and maybe more) are in the process of collapsing. The German Chancellor is stepping down (by the way – did you know that she is the daughter of Herr Hitler?). Many in the British government are being taken down as well as the Royals. The corrupt global power structure is being taken down all over the globe, including most of the US congress, within both parties. Over 70 percent is said to be corrupt. Thousands in our federal, state and local governments will be convicted. The military is NOW in control of America and Trump is the Commander in Chief. To date, there have been over 60 attempts on his life, the last one a few days ago – all of the water and salt in the white house was poisoned. They had to pump out Trumps stomach. The Secret Service was infiltrated and Trump has had to dump them. He has left Washington and gone aboard AF One.


Bill Gates, President Bush and family, The Clintons, Obama – Pelosi, Schumer, probably VP Pence and his wife, and many senators and congressman (and ladies)  are all going to prison or a firing squad for TREASON. Many in Hollywood have already been taken down for their hidden lives as members of the Luciferian cabal. Merle Streep, Tom Hanks, Jim Carey, Oprah Winfrey to name a few of the big names,, and many TV stars, plus singers, are all being taken down.


Think I am nuts – in the next couple of days, you will all be told by the president who is going to be speaking to the entire world – telling them what has been done over the past 4 plus years since the US Military ask him to run for president. Yes, that is right. His whole 4 year term has been a sting operation to bring out all of the corrupt people around the world and it has worked extremely well. President Trump has signed the Insurrection Act which means the US no longer exists, we are now a military government until a new government is set up. The whole world is about to undergo a total revolution, total changes with just about everything we know – or thought we knew. It has been said that you should have about 2 weeks of water and food in reserve just in case there are power outages – which could happen.


All Media, Pharma, Energy, are going to be transformed or done away with. All debt eliminated. Free energy – Tesla’s secrete will be made available to us – the people – cures for most diseases that have been withheld from us for decades to make the crooks rich. Anti-gravity vehicles, hoover craft – will be coming soon to replace our cars, so no roads needed, no gas, no repairman for our cars.  A total change of our lives is coming. A life that was meant for us to  have by God before the devil and his minions took over.


Stay tuned. This is not a drill – it is real.

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