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Kansas State Football / Re: Big 12 Logo
« on: July 21, 2014, 01:24:48 PM »
I would be all for it if the players were aloud to write what ever they wanted on their back I place of their last name (or 'Family', 'Never Quit' depending on what school you attend).

what if they did it silently?

No. New logo, loud changes. No. Fair. Catches.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Big 12 Logo
« on: July 21, 2014, 01:22:48 PM »
New logo looks like if TapOut and the former XFL league logo had a baby. That is the offspring it would produce.
I would be all for it if the players were aloud to write what ever they wanted on their back I place of their last name (or 'Family', 'Never Quit' depending on what school you attend).

No fair catches, either. This new logo is super hardcore.

I remember watching a commercial for the XFL when I was like 10. The commercial was advertising the no fair catch rule and had a returner getting obliterated by a CGI wrecking ball. My 10 year old self thought the game had changed forever.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Big 12 Logo
« on: July 21, 2014, 01:06:53 PM »
New logo looks like if TapOut and the former XFL league logo had a baby. That is the offspring it would produce.
I would be all for it if the players were aloud to write what ever they wanted on their back I place of their last name (or 'Family', 'Never Quit' depending on what school you attend).

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: FATTYFEST 2014
« on: June 20, 2014, 11:18:52 PM »
This is Tonya's fault.
Yes, he is a nothing deserver.

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Ocean's 11'd into Anderson Hall

it's @EMAWmeister

I've got some pictures if somebody wants to make a shop. Man, if 'meister gets to be Clooney, I want to be Pitt. Purplebear can be Don Cheadle.

So when are we doing this?

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: FATTYFEST 2014
« on: May 01, 2014, 12:56:39 PM »
i too will donate $1 for every beer that PurpleBear4 drinks at trivia plus $2 for every shot. i will also look into the possibility of bringing an extra white board to hang up with his beer/shot count but theres a good chance ill get drunk and the number will look extremely high but its for fatty you cheap bastards just shut up and donate the money go cats.

 :thumbs:

This is a great idea. I was considering making a shirt with "FattyFest" on the front and "Beer Count" on the back, and then adding tallies with a marker on the shirt.

Should I bring my own casket or is there someone that has one that I may like barrow for maybe forever before #FattyFest14 ? I'm thinking a lot of beers are going to be consumed... by the talking here.
I can see it now Metalhead or Meister saying, "A few more, Bear! Come on" Then Tonya Harding coming in and calling me a vagina or something. Someone getting kicked out somewhere (probably me).

Sounds like a good time.   :emawkid:

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I would just like everyone to know that I've really enjoyed looking up TMNT gifs for the past 20 mins. Real nostalgic bliss going on.

There's no way I don't watch the first two movies this weekend.

All 3 are on YouTube. Sophomore year of college I would get annihilated and people would find me passed out with half eaten shuttle about 20 minutes into the first or second movie. 

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I would just like everyone to know that I've really enjoyed looking up TMNT gifs for the past 20 mins. Real nostalgic bliss going on.

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How come Ralph has no votes Metalhead? Show your boy some love!

I love all of them, but if I have to rank them:

1) Mikey
1.5) Raph
2) Donnie
3) Splinter
4) Vanilla Ice
5) Krang
6) Rocksteady
7) Beebop
...
900) Leo

Raph: "COME ON, LEO! Let's do it eh."
Everyone Else: "LET'S DO IT!"

Leo is kind of a brown nosing, knob job.

I like to think I emulate my life after Mikey.

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How about Obama coaches?
Seal Team 6 man.

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Do we even need a head coach?
Let me dive into the crazy drawer for a second.
Just let the players coach themselves like an intermeral game.
Just have a strength coach, a few recruiters and some inspirational posters in the locker room.
Have the students vote on the starting lineup each week.
IfI I'm 18 year old, one-and-done,  blue chipper I'm asking where do I sign.
 :thumbsup:

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Do you have a camera man or a GoPro. We need documentation.

Me and nicname and whoever else wants to go should be enough.

What are other uses if we decided to buy some goEMAWpro cameras?  And where in wichita could we buy them that could backdate the purchase to 2013?

Just duck tape an iPhone or Android to someone's head and press record. No back dating needed.   

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If you're coming down to watch the game tomorrow anyway, just get here early enough that we can roll over there (or anywhere else of interest that you find between now and then) while it's still light out and we can see stuff ourselves.

If you want to do something funny just to get people out and about over there, print up a bunch of missing persons fliers with the best pictures of our perps on them.  I can't decide if it would be funnier to be as is or pak headed but still clearly them.

Do you have a camera man or a GoPro. We need documentation.

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 :flush:
this

Definitely this. Just look how they park their car. Part in the street part in the driveway. No regard for order. Phone thieve characteristics. 

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Step 1.)  Listen to their conversations until you get his first name.
Step 2.)  Create a contact in the phone with a female's name, but your phone number.
Step 3.)  Use front-facing camera to find out when his girlfriend is using the phone.
Step 4.)  Send text to the phone that says, "(Theif's Name) when are you going to leave your girlfriend so we don't have to sneak around during the day."
Step 5.)  Make popcorn with jalapenos and eat while listening to her beat his ass.
Step 6.)  Use gps to go take the phone after she leaves him.

I have a feeling this guy does most of the ass beatings.


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What do Amway people wear? Dark blue collared shirts?
Someone dress as Amway Jesus and request the phone back in the name of our Lord and while holding a large trifold under your armpit.
You're in - you're out and nicname gets his phone back.
LFG

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i changed my mind.  i say we live and let live.  he probably needed the phone more than nicname.

oh so that makes it right?
i don't mind stealing bread from the mouth of decadence

Nicname, you're a decadence. You don't happen to have any extra bread lying around do you? I'm starving.

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I wonder if this is how the NSA conducts themselves. If it is, where can I sign up?

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Looks like some gang affiliation the way he is displaying his hands.... weak  :combofan:

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How about a note that says, You have our phone, we want it back   
With individual letters of various sizes and fonts cut out of a magazine and pasted onto posterboard

Two Campbell soup cans connected with a string with two disposable cameras attached to each can.

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What we have here, is a good old fashioned goEMAW.com ethical dilemma.  We are typically flawless at negotiating these things, over the course of time.  Let's just brainstorm this thing to death, and we'll have our answer.

I'm hearing some strong feelings on what I'll now call the "Good Samaritan" side, as well as some compelling arguments on the "Bad Guy" side.

Also, I should disclose that I DO harbor some bias against Amway people, so there's that.

He is an Amway selling, JalapeƱos popcorn topping, phone thief.  Who steals a phones? I can be reasoned with but stealing a phone? He deserves to be humiliated in the most legal way possible. Very loose on the legal.

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He can start hollering about Teddy rough ridin' ballgame and crap!

He bashes their brains in with a non leathal wiffel ball bat is what he does.. 

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I mean, picture Trim in one of those head mounted video camera (newly purchased with gE funds of course), and a giant check that serves as a gift certificate, at this dude's door or at the mall or whatev like the prize patrol.

"Surprise, YOU WON A NEW PHONE"

i'm giggling like an idiot irl imo

So are we going to go get this GoPro and do this crap or what?

Bare, I'm almost at your house.  Bring the belt and then we'll go pick up metalhead.

I can see us being quoted in the Wichita Eagle by a reporter, "You said and I quote, 'Let's go crack some skulls' then proceeded to throw JalapeƱos in Mr. Juan's face as you simultaneously, as you put put it 'Mushed' him." 

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I mean, picture Trim in one of those head mounted video camera (newly purchased with gE funds of course), and a giant check that serves as a gift certificate, at this dude's door or at the mall or whatev like the prize patrol.

"Surprise, YOU WON A NEW PHONE"

i'm giggling like an idiot irl imo

So are we going to go get this GoPro and do this crap or what?


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