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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: Brock Landers on January 05, 2011, 11:56:19 AM
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The names, not the actual babies.
Starting off with Sheahon. Rick Daris has also thrown Dakota into the ring. What else ya got??
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Chevy
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Apple
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was thinking of starting a thread to help name my future baby. might just use this one. :emawkid:
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John
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Harry if your last name is Peter or palm :)
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Girls with boy names and boys with girl names.
Ex: I know a man named Stacy
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Sadie - another dog name like Dakota
Todd
Dane - know a lot of douchebags named Dane
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Brock
just cause i knew an bad person named Brock. Maybe it was Brook. It was probably Brook, nevermind.
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Ell
(you're welcome, ETP)
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Dane - know a lot of douchebags named Dane
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any and all, gogo gaga
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The names, not the actual babies.
Starting off with Sheahon. Rick Daris has also thrown Dakota into the ring. What else ya got??
not so much throwing it into ring as i am starting a new thread titled "worst baby boy name ever", writing dakota in the message, locking in and pinning it to the top of the forum. there are bad names but dakota is without a doubt the worst.
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I thought Dakota was a girls name.
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Cody for short?
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I thought Dakota was a girls name.
no. there are a lot of guys named dakota, koty, kody, etc running around and they are all horrible, terrible human beings. all of them.
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I thought Dakota was a girls stripper name.
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Dakota is a great name for a boy, especially if you want that boy to grow up to be a great adventurer/detective.
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Know a dude named Florence.
Goes by Flo.
Horrible.
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I hate all bible names that aren't ridiculous - Adam, John, Mark, Paul, Peter, Matthew, Luke, etc. I'm OK with the jewish names for jewish kids and all the ridiculous names (not including Noah which is awful while also being ridiculous).
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Western ks cousins named Tinker, Trixie, Trek, Keana...
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Western ks cousins named Tinker, Trixie, Trek, Keana...
I approve of these names
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Ell
(you're welcome, ETP)
:users:
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Never been a fan of alliteration w/ names.
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all baby names are stupid.
eff your stupid kids.
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all baby names are stupid.
eff your stupid kids.
:cool:
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I like old school western Kansas farmer names.
Delbert is my fave.
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I like old school western Kansas farmer names.
Delbert is my fave.
I'm a western ks kid who grew up on a cattle ranch and I don't know anyone with an awesome farmer name :frown:
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Do you know what I hate? More than one middle name.
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I like old school western Kansas farmer names.
Delbert is my fave.
I knew a Delbert growing up. :surprised:
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Do you know what I hate? More than one middle name.
yes, hate
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Western ks cousins named Tinker, Trixie, Trek, Keana...
Your Aunt and uncle hate their kids.
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L-a (pronounced Ledasha)
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L-a (pronounced Ledasha)
This is amazing.
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L-a (pronounced Ledasha)
love
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L-a (pronounced Ledasha)
black?
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should we start another if i changed my name this is what i would want to change my name to thread? mine hasn't changed but we can do it again.
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Love naming kids after destructive SQL injections.
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should we start another if i changed my name this is what i would want to change my name to thread? mine hasn't changed but we can do it again.
No.
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I like old school western Kansas farmer names.
Delbert is my fave.
I knew a Delbert growing up. :surprised:
so did i :surprised:
also, i was making fun of the delbert guy to another person because delbert was new and i was like "yeah, he is crazy looking and weird and dumb and looks like he might be a serial killer" and then the guy was like "what, like him?" and new delbert guy was sitting right behind me. :ohno:
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Lucifer
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I work with a girl named Echo.
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love it when parents have a sense of humor. i went to elementary school with a kid named ben gay.
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love it when parents have a sense of humor. i went to elementary school with a kid named ben gay.
If your last name is anything humorous you are pretty much fracked in elementary school.
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love it when parents have a sense of humor. i went to elementary school with a kid named ben gay.
If your last name is anything humorous you are pretty much fracked in elementary school.
:driving:
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L-a (pronounced Ledasha)
black?
I don't know. I saw it in an email that was online. I think College Humor. Thought it was hilarious.
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love it when parents have a sense of humor. i went to elementary school with a kid named ben gay.
If your last name is anything humorous you are pretty much fracked in elementary school.
:driving:
:driving: <- me, to a lesser extent, due to the popularity of a certain science fiction spoof film.
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L-a (pronounced Ledasha)
black?
I don't know. I saw it in an email that was online. I think College Humor. Thought it was hilarious.
My wife has a student with this name.
Black, yes.
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Girls with boy names and boys with girl names.
Met a girl named Billie the other day and I thought it was a ridic cute name. Maybe it was just her, though.
Do you know what I hate? More than one middle name.
yes, hate
:embarrassed:
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I've heard of
Millions Adolis.
and
Cash Moneys
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Shithead. SHih-Theah-ed.
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Girls with boy names and boys with girl names.
Met a girl named Billie the other day and I thought it was a ridic cute name. Maybe it was just her, though.
Do you know what I hate? More than one middle name.
yes, hate
:embarrassed:
One of my vendors has a chick named Dusty.
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I hate all bible names that aren't ridiculous - Adam, John, Mark, Paul, Peter, Matthew, Luke, etc.
:horrorsurprise:
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All boys names suck. Never came across one I liked. Girls names are easy - whatever you want for the first name with Ann, Marie, or Leigh as the middle name. Mercedes Ann XXXXXXXX. Candi Leigh XXXXXXXX. Gertrude Marie XXXXXXXX. All good names.
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http://twitpic.com/3nbwzl
Cpenta?
MODS, please move post to "terrible baby names" thread, thx
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:horrorsurprise:
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:fatty:
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Is Skipper okay for a given name? To WASPy perhaps?
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Know a family where their last name is Dollar. Silver is the father, son is Nick, and daughter Penny. Pretty fracking awesome.
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Is Skipper okay for a given name? To WASPy perhaps?
Nah, sounds like you came up with a great name there, Chief.
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Skipper is a great name, so long as you want your kid to know what daily ass-whippings are all about.
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I really dislike the super popular baby names going around right now. Jayden, Cayden, Hayden, Braden, etc. I am sure I have offended someone here cuz 1/2 of every baby squeezed through some chicks snizz is named one of those 4.
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i like white people w. black names & black people w. white names. also hispanic people w. german or islamic names. haven't met any islamic or german people w. hispanic names, but i'd probably like that too. do like middle eastern people with christian names.
french names are pretty great for everybody, maybe not quite as much for the french, but ok for them too.
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i like white people w. black names & black people w. white names. also hispanic people w. german or islamic names. haven't met any islamic or german people w. hispanic names, but i'd probably like that too. do like middle eastern people with christian names.
french names are pretty great for everybody, maybe not quite as much for the french, but ok for them too.
French have a problem with my guys with girl names rule.
Michelle and Rene for example(don't give a crap about the appropriate marks/punctuation).
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my wife has a mentally Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) uncle named Skipper.
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Not a fan of "theme" names. For example, if you're last name is wood and you name all your kids after different kinds of woods.
Feel bad for "Teak" and "Cord". Also, want to pick on them during recess.
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From the Freakonomics blog.
http://www.babynamewizard.com/namevoyager.html
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what about families where all the kids names start with the same letter. I knew a Jen, Jay, Julia, Jessica family once.
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what about families where all the kids names start with the same letter. I knew a Jen, Jay, Julia, Jessica family once.
:ohno: (ftp://:ohno:)
I have 5 sibs and we all start with J.
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I have a white trash cousin named Mercedes Benz. Know another dumb slut who just named her kid Bentley. If there is a way to guarantee your kid will be a deusche rocket.....name him bentley
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what about families where all the kids names start with the same letter. I knew a Jen, Jay, Julia, Jessica family once.
Zack, Zane and Zed
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Where do you guys stand on the name Zeke?
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Where do you guys stand on the name Zeke?
North of the Mason-Dixon line.
EDIT: Caveat for the Michcat rule. If he's educated and a professor or something completely non "Zeke," then I kind of like it (i.e. call big guys "tiny" and whatnot).
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Wife taught in the ghetto for a couple years. She had a student named feh-MALL-ee (spelled Female).
She also had students with legal names of:
Princess (with a crown over the "i" instead of a dot)
Toi (Toy)
Demon (pronounced day-MUN)
Power
True Luv
Orangejello (pronounced like spelled but say it fast to sound more ghetto)
And yes.....at her school there was a girl named La-a (Ladasha) no lies.....
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Orangejello is my new fav name. That kid is gonna get all the ladies.
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The whole Male/Female, Lemonjello/Oranjello, and L-a things are all complete wives tales and I can't believe you rubes actually bought them.
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The whole Male/Female, Lemonjello/Oranjello, and L-a things are all complete wives tales and I can't believe you rubes actually bought them.
i always hear these same ones from my dads dumbass colleagues. they must be popular with people in education. and racists.
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Knew a girl in elementary school named America
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Love people w/ super foreign parents and they have super american names.
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Rusty
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When I see the name Rusty, I always pronounce it (in my head) like that French chick on the Eiffel Tower in European Vacation.
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The whole Male/Female, Lemonjello/Oranjello, and L-a things are all complete wives tales and I can't believe you rubes actually bought them.
Yeah. I knew it was only a matter of time before those and "shi-thead" showed up here followed by a "no foolin!"
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The whole Male/Female, Lemonjello/Oranjello, and L-a things are all complete wives tales and I can't believe you rubes actually bought them.
Yeah. I knew it was only a matter of time before those and "shi-thead" showed up here followed by a "no foolin!"
Yeah those are all fake as hell. About as real as Asswipe Johnson. Looks bad but it's actually pronounced "Ozzweepay"!!
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Like I said earlier, my wife has a La-a in class.
Basically doomed that kid to a life of having to explain.
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When I see the name Rusty, I always pronounce it (in my head) like that French chick on the Eiffel Tower in European Vacation.
Yep, I do the same thing.
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Like I said earlier, my wife has a La-a in class.
Basically doomed that kid to a life of having to explain.
it's pretty easy to change your name.
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Like I said earlier, my wife has a La-a in class.
Basically doomed that kid to a life of having to explain.
it's pretty easy to change your name.
No crap. Most people don't.
I am keenly aware of this situation, as my first name has multiple common spellings and my last name has an ei in it, which for some reason people always think is a long e sound. Hey dumbfucks, its clearly a German name. In German you always pronounce the second letter in the ei/ie spelling.
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Like I said earlier, my wife has a La-a in class.
Basically doomed that kid to a life of having to explain.
it's pretty easy to change your name.
No crap. Most people don't.
I am keenly aware of this situation, as my first name has multiple common spellings and my last name has an ei in it, which for some reason people always think is a long e sound. Hey dumbfucks, its clearly a German name. In German you always pronounce the second letter in the ei/ie spelling.
My last name is that way too. :horrorsurprise:
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Like I said earlier, my wife has a La-a in class.
Basically doomed that kid to a life of having to explain.
it's pretty easy to change your name.
No crap. Most people don't.
I am keenly aware of this situation, as my first name has multiple common spellings and my last name has an ei in it, which for some reason people always think is a long e sound. Hey dumbfucks, its clearly a German name. In German you always pronounce the second letter in the ei/ie spelling.
I'm sorry but your Geniology is off. Sanchez is not German. :facepalm:
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Like I said earlier, my wife has a La-a in class.
Nope.
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Sanchez' last name has to be Weiner. :lol:
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:lol:
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Sanchez' last name has to be Weiner. :lol:
:thumbsup:
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Sanchez' last name has to be Weiner. :lol:
And I'm a very giving person. :fatty:
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D'Brickashaw
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Brother's naming his kid Spraynard. His wife I guess thinks the nickname would be cute in Spray. Who do I punch my sister for the idea or my brother for not nutting up...or do I just take her to Wichita and "clean it out?"
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Flush that monster out of her gut.
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Do you know what I hate? More than one middle name.
:peek:
I'm pretty proud of both of my middle names.
I think it makes me sound regal.
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Brother's naming his kid Spraynard. His wife I guess thinks the nickname would be cute in Spray. Who do I punch my sister for the idea or my brother for not nutting up...or do I just take her to Wichita and "clean it out?"
You are looking for some combination of :chainsaw: + :goodbyecruelworld:
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If there was ever a reason for a 3rd trimester vacuum job, Spraynard is it.
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Brother's naming his kid Spraynard. His wife I guess thinks the nickname would be cute in Spray. Who do I punch my sister for the idea or my brother for not nutting up...or do I just take her to Wichita and "clean it out?"
JFC go take your meds
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The whole Male/Female, Lemonjello/Oranjello, and L-a things are all complete wives tales and I can't believe you rubes actually bought them.
Yeah. I knew it was only a matter of time before those and "shi-thead" showed up here followed by a "no foolin!"
FALSE, KCK, my wife was a social worker for 3 years.
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The whole Male/Female, Lemonjello/Oranjello, and L-a things are all complete wives tales and I can't believe you rubes actually bought them.
Yeah. I knew it was only a matter of time before those and "shi-thead" showed up here followed by a "no foolin!"
FALSE, KCK, my wife was a social worker for 3 years.
^ :confused:
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The whole Male/Female, Lemonjello/Oranjello, and L-a things are all complete wives tales and I can't believe you rubes actually bought them.
Yeah. I knew it was only a matter of time before those and "shi-thead" showed up here followed by a "no foolin!"
FALSE, KCK, my wife was a social worker for 3 years.
My aunt used to teach English at Coffeyville CC. She also claimed "shi-thead" and the jellos.
^ :confused:
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The whole Male/Female, Lemonjello/Oranjello, and L-a things are all complete wives tales and I can't believe you rubes actually bought them.
Yeah. I knew it was only a matter of time before those and "shi-thead" showed up here followed by a "no foolin!"
FALSE, KCK, my wife was a social worker for 3 years.
^ :confused:
My aunt used to teach English at Coffeyville CC. She also claimed "shi-thead" and the jellos.
Unless your relatives/spouses are inveterate liars, I bet what they said was a co-worker told them that story. I myself have a friend who heard from someone else about a baby named Placenta.
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The whole Male/Female, Lemonjello/Oranjello, and L-a things are all complete wives tales and I can't believe you rubes actually bought them.
Yeah. I knew it was only a matter of time before those and "shi-thead" showed up here followed by a "no foolin!"
FALSE, KCK, my wife was a social worker for 3 years.
^ :confused:
My aunt used to teach English at Coffeyville CC. She also claimed "shi-thead" and the jellos.
Unless your relatives/spouses are inveterate liars, I bet what they said was a co-worker told them that story. I myself have a friend who heard from someone else about a baby named Placenta.
My mom works with all the crack babies at St Lukes on the plaza and Male/Female is real.
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I am keenly aware of this situation, as my first name has multiple common spellings and my last name has an ei in it, which for some reason people always think is a long e sound. Hey dumbeffs, its clearly a German name. In German you always pronounce the second letter in the ei/ie spelling.
My last name is that way too. :horrorsurprise:
Me three :horrorsurprise:
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I hate all bible names that aren't ridiculous - Adam, John, Mark, Paul, Peter, Matthew, Luke, Stephen, David, etc.
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I am keenly aware of this situation, as my first name has multiple common spellings and my last name has an ei in it, which for some reason people always think is a long e sound. Hey dumbeffs, its clearly a German name. In German you always pronounce the second letter in the ei/ie spelling.
My last name is that way too. :horrorsurprise:
Me three :horrorsurprise:
hey guys-
nobody cares about your german names or how they are pronounced or what the ei long e thing even means. get over yourselves.
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I am keenly aware of this situation, as my first name has multiple common spellings and my last name has an ei in it, which for some reason people always think is a long e sound. Hey dumbeffs, its clearly a German name. In German you always pronounce the second letter in the ei/ie spelling.
My last name is that way too. :horrorsurprise:
Me three :horrorsurprise:
hey guys-
nobody cares about your german names or how they are pronounced or what the ei long e thing even means. get over yourselves.
Once i finish my Brat w/ sauerkraut and a warm beer, I'll figure out a good comeback.
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I like old school western Kansas farmer names.
Delbert is my fave.
I new several of these born pre-WW2 named Adolf around where I lived. That had to be a tough one growing up.
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I am keenly aware of this situation, as my first name has multiple common spellings and my last name has an ei in it, which for some reason people always think is a long e sound. Hey dumbeffs, its clearly a German name. In German you always pronounce the second letter in the ei/ie spelling.
My last name is that way too. :horrorsurprise:
doubtful :nono:
Me three :horrorsurprise:
hey guys-
nobody cares about your german names or how they are pronounced or what the ei long e thing even means. get over yourselves.
Once i finish my Brat w/ sauerkraut and a warm beer, I'll figure out a good comeback.
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I am keenly aware of this situation, as my first name has multiple common spellings and my last name has an ei in it, which for some reason people always think is a long e sound. Hey dumbeffs, its clearly a German name. In German you always pronounce the second letter in the ei/ie spelling.
My last name is that way too. :horrorsurprise:
Me three :horrorsurprise:
You dudes Jewish?
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I work for the gubment and deal a lot of po' folk and I have come across the following doozies:
Emperor
Urhines (Your Highness)
Delicious
Desire
Romance
La-a (it's true)
Spiker
and the best by far...B.B. Stood for Baby Boy. His mom left him at the hospital and he never got named. Somehow Baby Boy "Johnson" or whatever got put on the birth certificate so he just went by B.B.
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I believe that there were twins from the Osage County area, or there abouts, named Bow and Errol....they'd be in their late 30's by now.
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Whole lot of liars around here.
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Two first names. They are either DJs or BBS-ers.
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The whole Male/Female, Lemonjello/Oranjello, and L-a things are all complete wives tales and I can't believe you rubes actually bought them.
Yeah. I knew it was only a matter of time before those and "shi-thead" showed up here followed by a "no foolin!"
FALSE, KCK, my wife was a social worker for 3 years.
^ :confused:
My aunt used to teach English at Coffeyville CC. She also claimed "shi-thead" and the jellos.
Unless your relatives/spouses are inveterate liars, I bet what they said was a co-worker told them that story. I myself have a friend who heard from someone else about a baby named Placenta.
That was my point. Cire married a liar. I bet she also hides booze in perfume bottles and stuff.
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Two first names. They are either DJs or BBS-ers.
Oh I love meeting people with 2 first names. Even more rare is a chick with 2 chick first names.
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Tons of liars around here. You ever notice the shithead/lemonjello/la-a stories are always always always second-hand? I might believe it when I hear someone go, "I taught La-a third grade and I have the roll sheet to prove it." Until then, all you liars just keep lying and raking in the gullible :opcat: rubes. I taught for three years in all-black schools in the rough ridin' hood and saw some absolutely ridiculous crap, but never met a la-a/lemonjello/shithead. They don't exist. I did, however, teach a student whose first name was Robert Deniro. :D Another was Heineken. "Hey Heineken, how'd you get your name?" "My daddy saw it on a beer."
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Tons of liars around here. You ever notice the cachead/lemonjello/la-a stories are always always always second-hand? I might believe it when I hear someone go, "I taught La-a third grade and I have the roll sheet to prove it." Until then, all you liars just keep lying and raking in the gullible :opcat: rubes. I taught for three years in all-black schools in the effing hood and saw some absolutely ridiculous cac, but never met a la-a/lemonjello/cachead. They don't exist. I did, however, teach a student whose first name was Robert Deniro. :D Another was Heineken. "Hey Heineken, how'd you get your name?" "My daddy saw it on a beer."
Heineken?
lol
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I went to school with a Michael Hunt and he went by Mike.