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Title: Terrible baby names
Post by: Brock Landers on January 05, 2011, 11:56:19 AM
The names, not the actual babies. 

Starting off with Sheahon.  Rick Daris has also thrown Dakota into the ring.  What else ya got??
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: wetwillie on January 05, 2011, 11:58:27 AM
Chevy
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: AppleJack on January 05, 2011, 11:59:48 AM
Apple
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: EllToPay on January 05, 2011, 12:00:05 PM
was thinking of starting a thread to help name my future baby. might just use this one.  :emawkid:
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: WillieWatanabe on January 05, 2011, 12:01:03 PM
John
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: econocat on January 05, 2011, 12:04:47 PM
Harry if your last name is Peter or palm  :)
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: CNS on January 05, 2011, 12:04:50 PM
Girls with boy names and boys with girl names.

Ex: I know a man named Stacy
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: AbeFroman on January 05, 2011, 12:05:28 PM
Sadie - another dog name like Dakota
Todd
Dane - know a lot of douchebags named Dane

Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: chunkles on January 05, 2011, 12:05:46 PM
Brock






just cause i knew an bad person named Brock. Maybe it was Brook.  It was probably Brook, nevermind.  
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: chunkles on January 05, 2011, 12:09:31 PM
Ell





(you're welcome, ETP)
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: WillieWatanabe on January 05, 2011, 12:16:02 PM
Dane - know a lot of douchebags named Dane
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: pissclams on January 05, 2011, 12:32:21 PM
any and all, gogo gaga
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on January 05, 2011, 12:33:53 PM
The names, not the actual babies. 

Starting off with Sheahon.  Rick Daris has also thrown Dakota into the ring.  What else ya got??

not so much throwing it into ring as i am starting a new thread titled "worst baby boy name ever", writing dakota in the message, locking in and pinning it to the top of the forum. there are bad names but dakota is without a doubt the worst.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: Saulbadguy on January 05, 2011, 12:35:46 PM
I thought Dakota was a girls name.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: WillieWatanabe on January 05, 2011, 12:36:19 PM
Cody for short?
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on January 05, 2011, 12:37:15 PM
I thought Dakota was a girls name.

no. there are a lot of guys named dakota, koty, kody, etc running around and they are all horrible, terrible human beings. all of them.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: CNS on January 05, 2011, 12:45:33 PM
I thought Dakota was a girls stripper name.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: CHONGS on January 05, 2011, 12:48:36 PM
Dakota is a great name for a boy, especially if you want that boy to grow up to be a great adventurer/detective.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: CNS on January 05, 2011, 12:50:04 PM
Know a dude named Florence.

Goes by Flo.

Horrible.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: steve dave on January 05, 2011, 12:53:38 PM
I hate all bible names that aren't ridiculous - Adam, John, Mark, Paul, Peter, Matthew, Luke, etc.  I'm OK with the jewish names for jewish kids and all the ridiculous names (not including Noah which is awful while also being ridiculous).  
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: ben ji on January 05, 2011, 12:54:12 PM
Western ks cousins named Tinker, Trixie, Trek, Keana...
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: steve dave on January 05, 2011, 12:54:39 PM
Western ks cousins named Tinker, Trixie, Trek, Keana...

I approve of these names
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: EllToPay on January 05, 2011, 12:56:53 PM
Ell





(you're welcome, ETP)

:users:
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: Saulbadguy on January 05, 2011, 12:57:12 PM
Never been a fan of alliteration w/ names.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: michigancat on January 05, 2011, 12:57:17 PM
all baby names are stupid.

eff your stupid kids.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: steve dave on January 05, 2011, 12:57:54 PM
all baby names are stupid.

eff your stupid kids.

 :cool:
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: Saulbadguy on January 05, 2011, 12:57:59 PM
I like old school western Kansas farmer names.

Delbert is my fave.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: steve dave on January 05, 2011, 12:59:09 PM
I like old school western Kansas farmer names.

Delbert is my fave.

I'm a western ks kid who grew up on a cattle ranch and I don't know anyone with an awesome farmer name  :frown:
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: Saulbadguy on January 05, 2011, 12:59:31 PM
Do you know what I hate? More than one middle name.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: CHONGS on January 05, 2011, 12:59:59 PM
I like old school western Kansas farmer names.

Delbert is my fave.
I knew a Delbert growing up. :surprised:
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: steve dave on January 05, 2011, 01:00:24 PM
Do you know what I hate? More than one middle name.

yes, hate
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: CNS on January 05, 2011, 01:00:29 PM
Western ks cousins named Tinker, Trixie, Trek, Keana...

Your Aunt and uncle hate their kids.

Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: bakerman on January 05, 2011, 01:00:49 PM
L-a (pronounced Ledasha)
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: CNS on January 05, 2011, 01:01:49 PM
L-a (pronounced Ledasha)

This is amazing. 
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: steve dave on January 05, 2011, 01:02:42 PM
L-a (pronounced Ledasha)

love
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: OK_Cat on January 05, 2011, 01:03:37 PM
L-a (pronounced Ledasha)

black?


Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: pissclams on January 05, 2011, 01:04:58 PM
should we start another if i changed my name this is what i would want to change my name to thread?  mine hasn't changed but we can do it again.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: Saulbadguy on January 05, 2011, 01:05:14 PM
Love naming kids after destructive SQL injections.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: Saulbadguy on January 05, 2011, 01:05:42 PM
should we start another if i changed my name this is what i would want to change my name to thread?  mine hasn't changed but we can do it again.
No.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on January 05, 2011, 01:05:59 PM
I like old school western Kansas farmer names.

Delbert is my fave.
I knew a Delbert growing up. :surprised:

so did i  :surprised:



also, i was making fun of the delbert guy to another person because delbert was new and i was like "yeah, he is crazy looking and weird and dumb and looks like he might be a serial killer" and then the guy was like "what, like him?" and new delbert guy was sitting right behind me.  :ohno:
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: I_have_purplewood on January 05, 2011, 01:06:51 PM
Lucifer
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on January 05, 2011, 01:06:56 PM
I work with a girl named Echo.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: OK_Cat on January 05, 2011, 01:08:26 PM
love it when parents have a sense of humor.  i went to elementary school with a kid named ben gay.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: Saulbadguy on January 05, 2011, 01:10:47 PM
love it when parents have a sense of humor.  i went to elementary school with a kid named ben gay.
If your last name is anything humorous you are pretty much fracked in elementary school.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: steve dave on January 05, 2011, 01:11:46 PM
love it when parents have a sense of humor.  i went to elementary school with a kid named ben gay.
If your last name is anything humorous you are pretty much fracked in elementary school.

 :driving:
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: bakerman on January 05, 2011, 01:12:39 PM
L-a (pronounced Ledasha)

black?




I don't know. I saw it in an email that was online. I think College Humor. Thought it was hilarious.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: Saulbadguy on January 05, 2011, 01:15:25 PM
love it when parents have a sense of humor.  i went to elementary school with a kid named ben gay.
If your last name is anything humorous you are pretty much fracked in elementary school.

 :driving:
:driving: <- me, to a lesser extent, due to the popularity of a certain science fiction spoof film.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on January 05, 2011, 01:29:05 PM
L-a (pronounced Ledasha)

black?




I don't know. I saw it in an email that was online. I think College Humor. Thought it was hilarious.

My wife has a student with this name. 

Black, yes.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on January 05, 2011, 01:40:05 PM
Girls with boy names and boys with girl names.


Met a girl named Billie the other day and I thought it was a ridic cute name.  Maybe it was just her, though.

Do you know what I hate? More than one middle name.

yes, hate

 :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: Cire on January 05, 2011, 01:41:04 PM
I've heard of

Millions Adolis.

and

Cash Moneys

and

Shithead.  SHih-Theah-ed.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: CNS on January 05, 2011, 01:42:49 PM
Girls with boy names and boys with girl names.


Met a girl named Billie the other day and I thought it was a ridic cute name.  Maybe it was just her, though.

Do you know what I hate? More than one middle name.

yes, hate

 :embarrassed:

One of my vendors has a chick named Dusty. 
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: 0.42 on January 05, 2011, 02:15:31 PM
I hate all bible names that aren't ridiculous - Adam, John, Mark, Paul, Peter, Matthew, Luke, etc.  

 :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: treysolid on January 05, 2011, 03:28:18 PM
All boys names suck.  Never came across one I liked.  Girls names are easy - whatever you want for the first name with Ann, Marie, or Leigh as the middle name.  Mercedes Ann XXXXXXXX.  Candi Leigh XXXXXXXX.  Gertrude Marie XXXXXXXX.   All good names.
Title: Re: principal at local high school gets shot in chest according to news
Post by: 0.42 on January 05, 2011, 03:38:42 PM
http://twitpic.com/3nbwzl

Cpenta?

MODS, please move post to "terrible baby names" thread, thx
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: 0.42 on January 05, 2011, 03:44:22 PM
 :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: Saulbadguy on January 05, 2011, 03:44:55 PM
:fatty:
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on January 05, 2011, 04:22:34 PM
Is Skipper okay for a given name?  To WASPy perhaps?
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: Do Work Son on January 05, 2011, 04:36:03 PM
Know a family where their last name is Dollar. Silver is the father, son is Nick, and daughter Penny. Pretty fracking awesome.

Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: michigancat on January 05, 2011, 04:37:17 PM
Is Skipper okay for a given name?  To WASPy perhaps?

Nah, sounds like you came up with a great name there, Chief.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: jtksu on January 05, 2011, 04:39:50 PM
Skipper is a great name, so long as you want your kid to know what daily ass-whippings are all about.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: AppleJack on January 05, 2011, 05:10:21 PM
I really dislike the super popular baby names going around right now. Jayden, Cayden, Hayden, Braden, etc. I am sure I have offended someone here cuz 1/2 of every baby squeezed through some chicks snizz is named one of those 4.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: sys on January 05, 2011, 05:24:24 PM
i like white people w. black names & black people w. white names.  also hispanic people w. german or islamic names.  haven't met any islamic or german people w. hispanic names, but i'd probably like that too.  do like middle eastern people with christian names.

french names are pretty great for everybody, maybe not quite as much for the french, but ok for them too.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: CNS on January 05, 2011, 05:26:45 PM
i like white people w. black names & black people w. white names.  also hispanic people w. german or islamic names.  haven't met any islamic or german people w. hispanic names, but i'd probably like that too.  do like middle eastern people with christian names.

french names are pretty great for everybody, maybe not quite as much for the french, but ok for them too.

French have a problem with my guys with girl names rule.

Michelle and Rene for example(don't give a crap about the appropriate marks/punctuation).
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: Cire on January 05, 2011, 05:31:02 PM
my wife has a mentally Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) uncle named Skipper.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: felix rex on January 05, 2011, 06:36:23 PM
Not a fan of "theme" names. For example, if you're last name is wood and you name all your kids after different kinds of woods.

Feel bad for "Teak" and "Cord". Also, want to pick on them during recess.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: Arthur Carlson on January 05, 2011, 06:52:37 PM
From the Freakonomics blog. 

http://www.babynamewizard.com/namevoyager.html
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: Cire on January 05, 2011, 07:19:11 PM
what about families where all the kids names start with the same letter.  I knew a Jen, Jay, Julia, Jessica family once.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: I_have_purplewood on January 05, 2011, 07:24:11 PM
what about families where all the kids names start with the same letter.  I knew a Jen, Jay, Julia, Jessica family once.

 :ohno: (ftp://:ohno:)

I have 5 sibs and we all start with J. 
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: pufiZzle on January 05, 2011, 09:12:03 PM
I have a white trash cousin named Mercedes Benz.  Know another dumb slut who just named her kid Bentley.  If there is a way to guarantee your kid will be a deusche rocket.....name him bentley
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: felix rex on January 05, 2011, 09:15:03 PM
what about families where all the kids names start with the same letter.  I knew a Jen, Jay, Julia, Jessica family once.

Zack, Zane and Zed
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: SkinnyBenny on January 05, 2011, 09:32:11 PM
Where do you guys stand on the name Zeke?
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: felix rex on January 05, 2011, 09:35:46 PM
Where do you guys stand on the name Zeke?

North of the Mason-Dixon line.

EDIT: Caveat for the Michcat rule. If he's educated and a professor or something completely non "Zeke," then I kind of like it (i.e. call big guys "tiny" and whatnot).
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: WildcatNkilt on January 05, 2011, 09:51:32 PM
Wife taught in the ghetto for a couple years.  She had a student named feh-MALL-ee (spelled Female).

She also had students with legal names of:

Princess (with a crown over the "i" instead of a dot)

Toi  (Toy)

Demon  (pronounced day-MUN)

Power

True Luv

Orangejello (pronounced like spelled but say it fast to sound more ghetto)

And yes.....at her school there was a girl named La-a (Ladasha)  no lies.....
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: CNS on January 05, 2011, 09:54:44 PM
Orangejello is my new fav name.  That kid is gonna get all the ladies.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: SkinnyBenny on January 05, 2011, 10:37:43 PM
The whole Male/Female, Lemonjello/Oranjello, and L-a things are all complete wives tales and I can't believe you rubes actually bought them.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: bubbles4ksu on January 05, 2011, 10:55:06 PM
The whole Male/Female, Lemonjello/Oranjello, and L-a things are all complete wives tales and I can't believe you rubes actually bought them.

i always hear these same ones from my dads dumbass colleagues. they must be popular with people in education. and racists.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: Testy Westy on January 05, 2011, 11:19:29 PM
Knew a girl in elementary school named America
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: yoga-like_abana on January 05, 2011, 11:26:34 PM
Love people w/ super foreign parents and they have super american names.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: Jeffy on January 05, 2011, 11:52:19 PM
Rusty
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: jtksu on January 06, 2011, 01:09:38 AM
When I see the name Rusty, I always pronounce it (in my head) like that French chick on the Eiffel Tower in European Vacation.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: felix rex on January 06, 2011, 06:14:55 AM
The whole Male/Female, Lemonjello/Oranjello, and L-a things are all complete wives tales and I can't believe you rubes actually bought them.

Yeah. I knew it was only a matter of time before those and "shi-thead" showed up here followed by a "no foolin!"
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: Brock Landers on January 06, 2011, 09:01:04 AM
The whole Male/Female, Lemonjello/Oranjello, and L-a things are all complete wives tales and I can't believe you rubes actually bought them.

Yeah. I knew it was only a matter of time before those and "shi-thead" showed up here followed by a "no foolin!"


Yeah those are all fake as hell.  About as real as Asswipe Johnson.  Looks bad but it's actually pronounced "Ozzweepay"!!
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on January 06, 2011, 09:16:42 AM
Like I said earlier, my wife has a La-a in class.

Basically doomed that kid to a life of having to explain. 
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: Saulbadguy on January 06, 2011, 09:46:04 AM
When I see the name Rusty, I always pronounce it (in my head) like that French chick on the Eiffel Tower in European Vacation.
Yep, I do the same thing.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: michigancat on January 06, 2011, 09:47:27 AM
Like I said earlier, my wife has a La-a in class.

Basically doomed that kid to a life of having to explain. 

it's pretty easy to change your name.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on January 06, 2011, 11:24:56 AM
Like I said earlier, my wife has a La-a in class.

Basically doomed that kid to a life of having to explain. 

it's pretty easy to change your name.

No crap.  Most people don't.

I am keenly aware of this situation, as my first name has multiple common spellings and my last name has an ei in it, which for some reason people always think is a long e sound.  Hey dumbfucks, its clearly a German name.  In German you always pronounce the second letter in the ei/ie spelling.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: WillieWatanabe on January 06, 2011, 11:26:38 AM
Like I said earlier, my wife has a La-a in class.

Basically doomed that kid to a life of having to explain. 

it's pretty easy to change your name.

No crap.  Most people don't.

I am keenly aware of this situation, as my first name has multiple common spellings and my last name has an ei in it, which for some reason people always think is a long e sound.  Hey dumbfucks, its clearly a German name.  In German you always pronounce the second letter in the ei/ie spelling.

My last name is that way too. :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on January 06, 2011, 11:27:55 AM
Like I said earlier, my wife has a La-a in class.

Basically doomed that kid to a life of having to explain. 

it's pretty easy to change your name.

No crap.  Most people don't.

I am keenly aware of this situation, as my first name has multiple common spellings and my last name has an ei in it, which for some reason people always think is a long e sound.  Hey dumbfucks, its clearly a German name.  In German you always pronounce the second letter in the ei/ie spelling.
I'm sorry but your Geniology is off.  Sanchez is not German.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: SkinnyBenny on January 06, 2011, 01:06:58 PM
Like I said earlier, my wife has a La-a in class.

Nope. 
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: jmlynch1 on January 06, 2011, 01:33:28 PM
Sanchez' last name has to be Weiner. :lol:
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: OK_Cat on January 06, 2011, 01:39:55 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: Jeffy on January 06, 2011, 02:55:57 PM
Sanchez' last name has to be Weiner. :lol:

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on January 06, 2011, 05:35:17 PM
Sanchez' last name has to be Weiner. :lol:

And I'm a very giving person.  :fatty:
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: EMAWmeister on January 06, 2011, 09:25:46 PM
D'Brickashaw
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: Matt Siebrant's Left Hand on January 06, 2011, 10:39:37 PM
Brother's naming his kid Spraynard. His wife I guess thinks the nickname would be cute in Spray. Who do I punch my sister for the idea or my brother for not nutting up...or do I just take her to Wichita and "clean it out?"
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: SkinnyBenny on January 06, 2011, 10:43:16 PM
Flush that monster out of her gut.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: DQ12 on January 06, 2011, 11:13:26 PM
Do you know what I hate? More than one middle name.
:peek:

I'm pretty proud of both of my middle names.

I think it makes me sound regal.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: Tobias on January 06, 2011, 11:25:15 PM
Brother's naming his kid Spraynard. His wife I guess thinks the nickname would be cute in Spray. Who do I punch my sister for the idea or my brother for not nutting up...or do I just take her to Wichita and "clean it out?"


You are looking for some combination of  :chainsaw: +  :goodbyecruelworld:
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: jtksu on January 06, 2011, 11:32:02 PM
If there was ever a reason for a 3rd trimester vacuum job, Spraynard is it.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: EMAWmeister on January 07, 2011, 12:20:51 AM
Brother's naming his kid Spraynard. His wife I guess thinks the nickname would be cute in Spray. Who do I punch my sister for the idea or my brother for not nutting up...or do I just take her to Wichita and "clean it out?"


JFC go take your meds
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: Cire on January 07, 2011, 08:32:59 AM
The whole Male/Female, Lemonjello/Oranjello, and L-a things are all complete wives tales and I can't believe you rubes actually bought them.

Yeah. I knew it was only a matter of time before those and "shi-thead" showed up here followed by a "no foolin!"

FALSE, KCK, my wife was a social worker for 3 years.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: SkinnyBenny on January 07, 2011, 09:17:48 AM
The whole Male/Female, Lemonjello/Oranjello, and L-a things are all complete wives tales and I can't believe you rubes actually bought them.

Yeah. I knew it was only a matter of time before those and "shi-thead" showed up here followed by a "no foolin!"

FALSE, KCK, my wife was a social worker for 3 years.


^ :confused:
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: felix rex on January 07, 2011, 10:52:26 AM
The whole Male/Female, Lemonjello/Oranjello, and L-a things are all complete wives tales and I can't believe you rubes actually bought them.

Yeah. I knew it was only a matter of time before those and "shi-thead" showed up here followed by a "no foolin!"

FALSE, KCK, my wife was a social worker for 3 years.

My aunt used to teach English at Coffeyville CC. She also claimed "shi-thead" and the jellos.

^ :confused:

Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on January 07, 2011, 11:32:35 AM
The whole Male/Female, Lemonjello/Oranjello, and L-a things are all complete wives tales and I can't believe you rubes actually bought them.

Yeah. I knew it was only a matter of time before those and "shi-thead" showed up here followed by a "no foolin!"

FALSE, KCK, my wife was a social worker for 3 years.

^ :confused:


My aunt used to teach English at Coffeyville CC. She also claimed "shi-thead" and the jellos.

Unless your relatives/spouses are inveterate liars, I bet what they said was a co-worker told them that story.  I myself have a friend who heard from someone else about a baby named Placenta.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: EMAWmeister on January 07, 2011, 11:47:11 AM
The whole Male/Female, Lemonjello/Oranjello, and L-a things are all complete wives tales and I can't believe you rubes actually bought them.

Yeah. I knew it was only a matter of time before those and "shi-thead" showed up here followed by a "no foolin!"

FALSE, KCK, my wife was a social worker for 3 years.

^ :confused:


My aunt used to teach English at Coffeyville CC. She also claimed "shi-thead" and the jellos.

Unless your relatives/spouses are inveterate liars, I bet what they said was a co-worker told them that story.  I myself have a friend who heard from someone else about a baby named Placenta.

My mom works with all the crack babies at St Lukes on the plaza and Male/Female is real.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: tdaver on January 07, 2011, 11:57:08 AM
I am keenly aware of this situation, as my first name has multiple common spellings and my last name has an ei in it, which for some reason people always think is a long e sound.  Hey dumbeffs, its clearly a German name.  In German you always pronounce the second letter in the ei/ie spelling.

My last name is that way too. :horrorsurprise:

Me three  :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: tdaver on January 07, 2011, 11:59:25 AM
I hate all bible names that aren't ridiculous - Adam, John, Mark, Paul, Peter, Matthew, Luke, Stephen, David, etc.  
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on January 07, 2011, 12:00:05 PM
I am keenly aware of this situation, as my first name has multiple common spellings and my last name has an ei in it, which for some reason people always think is a long e sound.  Hey dumbeffs, its clearly a German name.  In German you always pronounce the second letter in the ei/ie spelling.

My last name is that way too. :horrorsurprise:

Me three  :horrorsurprise:

hey guys-

nobody cares about your german names or how they are pronounced or what the ei long e thing even means. get over yourselves.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: WillieWatanabe on January 07, 2011, 12:24:12 PM
I am keenly aware of this situation, as my first name has multiple common spellings and my last name has an ei in it, which for some reason people always think is a long e sound.  Hey dumbeffs, its clearly a German name.  In German you always pronounce the second letter in the ei/ie spelling.

My last name is that way too. :horrorsurprise:

Me three  :horrorsurprise:

hey guys-

nobody cares about your german names or how they are pronounced or what the ei long e thing even means. get over yourselves.

Once i finish my Brat w/ sauerkraut and a warm beer, I'll figure out a good comeback.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: kso_FAN on January 07, 2011, 12:26:10 PM
I like old school western Kansas farmer names.

Delbert is my fave.

I new several of these born pre-WW2 named Adolf around where I lived.  That had to be a tough one growing up.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on January 07, 2011, 12:32:14 PM
I am keenly aware of this situation, as my first name has multiple common spellings and my last name has an ei in it, which for some reason people always think is a long e sound.  Hey dumbeffs, its clearly a German name.  In German you always pronounce the second letter in the ei/ie spelling.

My last name is that way too. :horrorsurprise:

doubtful  :nono:

Me three  :horrorsurprise:

hey guys-

nobody cares about your german names or how they are pronounced or what the ei long e thing even means. get over yourselves.

Once i finish my Brat w/ sauerkraut and a warm beer, I'll figure out a good comeback.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: Pete on January 07, 2011, 12:45:17 PM
I am keenly aware of this situation, as my first name has multiple common spellings and my last name has an ei in it, which for some reason people always think is a long e sound.  Hey dumbeffs, its clearly a German name.  In German you always pronounce the second letter in the ei/ie spelling.

My last name is that way too. :horrorsurprise:

Me three  :horrorsurprise:

You dudes Jewish?
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: 1/64th on January 07, 2011, 01:04:41 PM
I work for the gubment and deal a lot of po' folk and I have come across the following doozies:

Emperor
Urhines (Your Highness)
Delicious
Desire
Romance
La-a (it's true)
Spiker

and the best by far...B.B.  Stood for Baby Boy.  His mom left him at the hospital and he never got named.  Somehow Baby Boy "Johnson" or whatever got put on the birth certificate so he just went by B.B. 
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: Pete on January 07, 2011, 01:14:20 PM
I believe that there were twins from the Osage County area, or there abouts, named Bow and Errol....they'd be in their late 30's by now.


Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: CHONGS on January 07, 2011, 01:24:13 PM
Whole lot of liars around here.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: 114Hickory on January 07, 2011, 01:47:28 PM
Two first names.  They are either DJs or BBS-ers.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: felix rex on January 07, 2011, 01:59:34 PM
The whole Male/Female, Lemonjello/Oranjello, and L-a things are all complete wives tales and I can't believe you rubes actually bought them.

Yeah. I knew it was only a matter of time before those and "shi-thead" showed up here followed by a "no foolin!"

FALSE, KCK, my wife was a social worker for 3 years.

^ :confused:


My aunt used to teach English at Coffeyville CC. She also claimed "shi-thead" and the jellos.

Unless your relatives/spouses are inveterate liars, I bet what they said was a co-worker told them that story.  I myself have a friend who heard from someone else about a baby named Placenta.

That was my point. Cire married a liar. I bet she also hides booze in perfume bottles and stuff.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: Brock Landers on January 07, 2011, 02:01:01 PM
Two first names.  They are either DJs or BBS-ers.


Oh I love meeting people with 2 first names.  Even more rare is a chick with 2 chick first names.
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: SkinnyBenny on January 07, 2011, 02:05:36 PM
Tons of liars around here.  You ever notice the shithead/lemonjello/la-a stories are always always always second-hand?  I might believe it when I hear someone go, "I taught La-a third grade and I have the roll sheet to prove it."  Until then, all you liars just keep lying and raking in the gullible  :opcat: rubes.  I taught for three years in all-black schools in the rough ridin' hood and saw some absolutely ridiculous crap, but never met a la-a/lemonjello/shithead.  They don't exist.  I did, however, teach a student whose first name was Robert Deniro.   :D  Another was Heineken.  "Hey Heineken, how'd you get your name?"  "My daddy saw it on a beer."
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: Cire on January 07, 2011, 09:02:54 PM
Tons of liars around here.  You ever notice the cachead/lemonjello/la-a stories are always always always second-hand?  I might believe it when I hear someone go, "I taught La-a third grade and I have the roll sheet to prove it."  Until then, all you liars just keep lying and raking in the gullible  :opcat: rubes.  I taught for three years in all-black schools in the effing hood and saw some absolutely ridiculous cac, but never met a la-a/lemonjello/cachead.  They don't exist.  I did, however, teach a student whose first name was Robert Deniro.   :D  Another was Heineken.  "Hey Heineken, how'd you get your name?"  "My daddy saw it on a beer."

Heineken?

lol
Title: Re: Terrible baby names
Post by: Cire on January 07, 2011, 09:04:26 PM
I went to school with a Michael Hunt and he went by Mike.