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Title: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: EMAWmeister on September 09, 2014, 05:52:11 PM
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Used to love this movie. Perfect representation of the south.
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
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Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 09, 2014, 05:59:31 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rosa_Parks_Story
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
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Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 09, 2014, 06:01:18 PM
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Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: Spracne on September 09, 2014, 06:06:35 PM
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 :nono:
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
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Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
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Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 09, 2014, 06:21:24 PM
It's hot, but it's a smelly heat
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: SdK on September 09, 2014, 06:22:18 PM
A girl in my class was from Alabama. We called her Alabama Slamma. :fatty:
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: kslim on September 09, 2014, 06:31:56 PM
Ticks
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: slobber on September 09, 2014, 06:38:04 PM
Ticks
oh man, good one.

Also, mole crickets and fire ants.
You guys may not know what a mole cricket looks like...(Google it for even more crazy photos of one of the ugliest looking things you have ever seen)
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Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: Spracne on September 09, 2014, 06:42:26 PM
Shopped
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: KITNfury on September 09, 2014, 06:43:38 PM
Catfish buffets
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: slobber on September 09, 2014, 06:48:15 PM
Shopped
Actual pest that I am partial responsible for the mass murder of.
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: bones129 on September 09, 2014, 06:49:27 PM
Despair
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: AU_Tigers on September 09, 2014, 06:52:13 PM
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Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: Jabeez on September 09, 2014, 06:55:14 PM
.
Racists?
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: slobber on September 09, 2014, 06:55:38 PM
MODS!
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
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Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
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Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
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Alabama Man
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: Lucas Scoopsalot on September 09, 2014, 07:08:58 PM
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Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: AU_Tigers on September 09, 2014, 07:11:34 PM
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Damn my boy is a good looking young man. The acorn didn't fall far from this tree.
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
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"Secret's in the sauce."  :Ugh:
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: cfbandyman on September 09, 2014, 07:51:58 PM
Been there a few times, first thing I think of is every food is fried, which makes me  :barf: The second thing I think of is how slow they talk, takes like a minute to say sentence. Finally, I think of backwoodsy the whole state is, granted they have a house like every half mile but that just seems to be the whole state and it's trees everywhere in between.
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
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Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: AU_Tigers on September 09, 2014, 08:11:55 PM
Been there a few times, first thing I think of is every food is fried, which makes me  :barf: The second thing I think of is how slow they talk, takes like a minute to say sentence. Finally, I think of backwoodsy the whole state is, granted they have a house like every half mile but that just seems to be the whole state and it's trees everywhere in between.

Sounds like heaven to me.
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: scottwildcat on September 09, 2014, 08:15:36 PM
This, this is what i think of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jSsyEsgLxU
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: Winters on September 09, 2014, 08:17:38 PM
Yes!
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Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: CNS on September 09, 2014, 08:22:01 PM
Sentences that start with "Don't nobody....."
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: star seed 7 on September 09, 2014, 08:47:38 PM
U of Alabama
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: Jabeez on September 09, 2014, 09:13:46 PM
I think of the terrible week I spent in Gadsden.  Iced Tea does not come with sugar in it for fucks sake. (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftapatalk.imageshack.com%2Fv2%2F14%2F09%2F09%2Fc42067a37f0e5d8c313d36bf3b463606.jpg&hash=b7a88d396ee38d9f822074b5cd706ce07d26c6d5)
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: MadCat on September 09, 2014, 09:21:58 PM
Alabama Man

I thought the same:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrimMyOoEDA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrimMyOoEDA)
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
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Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: AU_Tigers on September 09, 2014, 09:25:48 PM
I think of the terrible week I spent in Gadsden.  Iced Tea does not come with sugar in it for fucks sake.

HERESY!!!!!!!
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: skycat on September 09, 2014, 10:54:47 PM
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Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: skycat on September 09, 2014, 10:57:28 PM
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Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: AU_Tigers on September 09, 2014, 10:58:55 PM
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Brings a tear to my eye........

Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: Cartierfor3 on September 09, 2014, 11:06:48 PM
Diabetes
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: Cartierfor3 on September 09, 2014, 11:07:48 PM
Malaria
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: Cartierfor3 on September 09, 2014, 11:08:53 PM
When your hunting dog gets rabies from a possum, then you shoot the dog, but you bury it too close to the well and you get rabies because the ground water has been contaminated.
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: Cartierfor3 on September 09, 2014, 11:09:43 PM
When I think of Alabama, I think of people who drink milk that comes from an animal besides a cow or a goat.
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: Cartierfor3 on September 09, 2014, 11:10:43 PM
People who can't read
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: bones129 on September 09, 2014, 11:11:25 PM
People who can't read

Or write.
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: Cartierfor3 on September 09, 2014, 11:11:59 PM
Really fat people who love to eat junk food and drink off brand soda and they never exercise
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: Cartierfor3 on September 09, 2014, 11:12:56 PM
Really fat people who love to eat junk food and drink off brand soda and they never exercise

These people are obviously very poor and uneducated.
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: Trim on September 09, 2014, 11:16:09 PM
I don't.
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: skycat on September 09, 2014, 11:28:58 PM
When I think of Alabama, I think of people who drink milk that comes from an animal besides a cow or a goat.

I saw a documentary one time that talked about how one of the favorite beverages in Alabama is squirrel milk. It showed them milking squirrels right before they killed some of them for supper. I couldn't even look at milk for a week.
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: skycat on September 09, 2014, 11:30:46 PM
People who can't read

Or write.

I'd be v. surprised if someone could write who couldn't read.
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: AU_Tigers on September 09, 2014, 11:32:30 PM
When I think of Alabama, I think of people who drink milk that comes from an animal besides a cow or a goat.

I saw a documentary one time that talked about how one of the favorite beverages in Alabama is squirrel milk. It showed them milking squirrels right before they killed some of them for supper. I couldn't even look at milk for a week.

Don't knock it until you have tried it, but possum milk will cure what ails ya. It is da bomb!
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: bones129 on September 09, 2014, 11:34:33 PM
People who can't read

Or write.

I'd be v. surprised if someone could write who couldn't read.

You get my point, I'm sure.   :)
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: SPEmaw on September 09, 2014, 11:38:02 PM

When I think of Alabama, I think of people who drink milk that comes from an animal besides a cow or a goat.

I saw a documentary one time that talked about how one of the favorite beverages in Alabama is squirrel milk. It showed them milking squirrels right before they killed some of them for supper. I couldn't even look at milk for a week.

Don't knock it until you have tried it, but possum milk will cure what ails ya. It is da bomb!

Wow. Absolutely disgusting.
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: AU_Tigers on September 09, 2014, 11:39:52 PM

When I think of Alabama, I think of people who drink milk that comes from an animal besides a cow or a goat.

I saw a documentary one time that talked about how one of the favorite beverages in Alabama is squirrel milk. It showed them milking squirrels right before they killed some of them for supper. I couldn't even look at milk for a week.

Don't knock it until you have tried it, but possum milk will cure what ails ya. It is da bomb!

Wow. Absolutely disgusting.

It is best if the possum has lain on the side of the road for a spell. The milk kinda ferments and makes it more tangy. Good stuff!
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: star seed 7 on September 09, 2014, 11:49:29 PM
People who can't read

Or write.

I'd be v. surprised if someone could write who couldn't read.

i can read spanish moderately well... writing in spanish... not so much
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: skycat on September 09, 2014, 11:56:05 PM
When I think of Alabama, I think of people who drink milk that comes from an animal besides a cow or a goat.

I saw a documentary one time that talked about how one of the favorite beverages in Alabama is squirrel milk. It showed them milking squirrels right before they killed some of them for supper. I couldn't even look at milk for a week.

The worst part was when this toothless, grimy guy tells his mom or sister (hard to tell, there were about four generations living in one tiny, ramshackle house), "I'm saving this one for later," then holds up a squirrel and kisses it, while laughing nervously. Then he notices the camera and quickly casts his expression downward, as he hurries off to a darkened part of the house, squirrel in hand. Creepy as eff. Made me realize the stereotypes aren't too far off.
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: bones129 on September 09, 2014, 11:58:31 PM
When I think of Alabama, I think of people who drink milk that comes from an animal besides a cow or a goat.

I saw a documentary one time that talked about how one of the favorite beverages in Alabama is squirrel milk. It showed them milking squirrels right before they killed some of them for supper. I couldn't even look at milk for a week.

The worst part was when this toothless, grimy guy tells his mom or sister (hard to tell, there were about four generations living in one tiny, ramshackle house), "I'm saving this one for later," then holds up a squirrel and kisses it, while laughing nervously. Then he notices the camera and quickly casts his expression downward, as he hurries off to a darkened part of the house, squirrel in hand. Creepy as eff. Made me realize the stereotypes aren't too far off.

On what part of the squirrel did he kiss it? I can only imagine, considering the uncontrollable perversity of these Alabamans.
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: skycat on September 10, 2014, 12:04:35 AM
When I think of Alabama, I think of people who drink milk that comes from an animal besides a cow or a goat.

I saw a documentary one time that talked about how one of the favorite beverages in Alabama is squirrel milk. It showed them milking squirrels right before they killed some of them for supper. I couldn't even look at milk for a week.

The worst part was when this toothless, grimy guy tells his mom or sister (hard to tell, there were about four generations living in one tiny, ramshackle house), "I'm saving this one for later," then holds up a squirrel and kisses it, while laughing nervously. Then he notices the camera and quickly casts his expression downward, as he hurries off to a darkened part of the house, squirrel in hand. Creepy as eff. Made me realize the stereotypes aren't too far off.

On what part of the squirrel did he kiss it? I can only imagine, considering the uncontrollable perversity of these Alabamans.

This is a family board, but let's just say it was every bit as bad as you can imagine.
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: bones129 on September 10, 2014, 12:07:17 AM
When I think of Alabama, I think of people who drink milk that comes from an animal besides a cow or a goat.

I saw a documentary one time that talked about how one of the favorite beverages in Alabama is squirrel milk. It showed them milking squirrels right before they killed some of them for supper. I couldn't even look at milk for a week.

The worst part was when this toothless, grimy guy tells his mom or sister (hard to tell, there were about four generations living in one tiny, ramshackle house), "I'm saving this one for later," then holds up a squirrel and kisses it, while laughing nervously. Then he notices the camera and quickly casts his expression downward, as he hurries off to a darkened part of the house, squirrel in hand. Creepy as eff. Made me realize the stereotypes aren't too far off.

On what part of the squirrel did he kiss it? I can only imagine, considering the uncontrollable perversity of these Alabamans.

This is a family board, but let's just say it was every bit as bad as you can imagine.

So I thought. Perverts and barbarians, pure and simple.
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: star seed 7 on September 10, 2014, 12:08:31 AM
don't be gross guys
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: AU_Tigers on September 10, 2014, 12:09:28 AM
When I think of Alabama, I think of people who drink milk that comes from an animal besides a cow or a goat.

I saw a documentary one time that talked about how one of the favorite beverages in Alabama is squirrel milk. It showed them milking squirrels right before they killed some of them for supper. I couldn't even look at milk for a week.

The worst part was when this toothless, grimy guy tells his mom or sister (hard to tell, there were about four generations living in one tiny, ramshackle house), "I'm saving this one for later," then holds up a squirrel and kisses it, while laughing nervously. Then he notices the camera and quickly casts his expression downward, as he hurries off to a darkened part of the house, squirrel in hand. Creepy as eff. Made me realize the stereotypes aren't too far off.

They told me the camera was off.  :curse:
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: Bloodfart on September 10, 2014, 12:44:11 AM
At a Northern zoo, there is a sign in front of each cage with a description of the animal.

At a Southern zoo, there is a sign in front of each cage with a description of the animal …

and a recipe.
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: skycat on September 10, 2014, 01:03:19 AM
At a Northern zoo, there is a sign in front of each cage with a description of the animal.

At a Southern zoo, there is a sign in front of each cage with a description of the animal …

and a recipe.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.weeville.com%2Fredneckpettingzoo.jpeg&hash=9afd1098b5d5f539117441e03d1f0b279b083efc)
Pictured: The most popular exhibit at the Montgomery Zoo in Alabama.
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: AU_Tigers on September 10, 2014, 01:04:02 AM
At a Northern zoo, there is a sign in front of each cage with a description of the animal.

At a Southern zoo, there is a sign in front of each cage with a description of the animal …

and a recipe.

And your point is?
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: Trogdor on September 10, 2014, 01:47:24 AM
Tooth decay
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: Benja on September 10, 2014, 01:52:37 AM
High blood pressure, mainly.
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: AU_Tigers on September 10, 2014, 02:07:14 AM
Teeth decay

FIFY
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: AbeFroman on September 10, 2014, 02:15:02 AM
What do I think of Alabama?

I'll tell you what I think about Alabama.

Not much.
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: AU_Tigers on September 10, 2014, 02:20:36 AM
What do I think of Alabama?

I'll tell you what I think about Alabama.

Not much.

I will tell you two things that Alabama has that Kansas never will:
1. Fresh seafood.
2. A national championship
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: AbeFroman on September 10, 2014, 05:08:21 AM
What do I think of Alabama?

I'll tell you what I think about Alabama.

Not much.

I will tell you two things that Alabama has that Kansas never will:
1. Fresh seafood.
2. A national championship

1. That seafood is all poisoned thanks to the BP oil spill, enjoy your cancer.
2. Miami beat Nebraska for the national title in 1983, Auburn was 3rd and still claims it  :lol:
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on September 10, 2014, 05:21:32 AM
What do I think of Alabama?

I'll tell you what I think about Alabama.

Not much.

I will tell you two things that Alabama has that Kansas never will:
1. Fresh seafood.
2. A national championship

1. That seafood is all poisoned thanks to the BP oil spill, enjoy your cancer.
2. Miami beat Nebraska for the national title in 1983, Auburn was 3rd and still claims it  :lol:

They are very aggy when it comes to crap like that... There's even a place on the Auburn wiki page where is says "claimed championships".

 :ROFL:
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: KITNfury on September 10, 2014, 06:29:54 AM
People who can't read

Or write.

I'd be v. surprised if someone could write who couldn't read.

You get my point, I'm sure.   :)
What about illiterates that can sign a bad check at the Birmingham Wal-Mart?
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: deputy dawg on September 10, 2014, 06:59:47 AM
Went to Gulf Shores, nice beaches.  Funny thing is, the people there look amazingly like the Missouri hillbillies you see at Lake of the Ozarks.  It was kind of like Branson on a seashore.
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: damonismyhero on September 10, 2014, 07:44:41 AM
Went to Gulf Shores, nice beaches.  Funny thing is, the people there look amazingly like the Missouri hillbillies you see at Lake of the Ozarks.  It was kind of like Branson on a seashore.

And 99.99899% of them wear the douche nozzled script A.
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: Institutional Control on September 10, 2014, 08:24:54 AM
Great vacation in Alabama.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ftmorganrealty.com%2Fimages%2Fslide2.jpg&hash=13e38491d156d2868511c69ed196e6953b4e460a)
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: TownieCat on September 10, 2014, 08:31:56 AM
They both have been mentioned several times already, but I immediately think of racism and obesity when someone says "Alabama".
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: AU_Tigers on September 10, 2014, 08:37:40 AM
What do I think of Alabama?

I'll tell you what I think about Alabama.

Not much.

I will tell you two things that Alabama has that Kansas never will:
1. Fresh seafood.
2. A national championship

1. That seafood is all poisoned thanks to the BP oil spill, enjoy your cancer.
2. Miami beat Nebraska for the national title in 1983, Auburn was 3rd and still claims it  :lol:

Incorrect. Auburn only claims 2. 1957 and 2010
Other little brother school across the state is the one who makes dubious NC claims.
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 10, 2014, 08:40:21 AM
When I think of Alabama, I think of people who drink milk that comes from an animal besides a cow or a goat.

I saw a documentary one time that talked about how one of the favorite beverages in Alabama is squirrel milk. It showed them milking squirrels right before they killed some of them for supper. I couldn't even look at milk for a week.


Don't knock it until you have tried it, but possum milk will cure what ails ya. It is da bomb!

I saw a huge fat raccoon this morning.  Looked very slow.  pm for location
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: AU_Tigers on September 10, 2014, 08:57:22 AM
When I think of Alabama, I think of people who drink milk that comes from an animal besides a cow or a goat.

I saw a documentary one time that talked about how one of the favorite beverages in Alabama is squirrel milk. It showed them milking squirrels right before they killed some of them for supper. I couldn't even look at milk for a week.


Don't knock it until you have tried it, but possum milk will cure what ails ya. It is da bomb!

I saw a huge fat raccoon this morning.  Looked very slow.  pm for location
Thanks for the tip but my freezer is already full. I had a family of armadillos under my shed.
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: Shooter Jones on September 10, 2014, 09:23:47 AM
seriously, guys

leprechauns... in alabama
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on September 10, 2014, 09:38:20 AM
What do I think of Alabama?

I'll tell you what I think about Alabama.

Not much.

I will tell you two things that Alabama has that Kansas never will:
1. Fresh seafood.
2. A national championship

1. That seafood is all poisoned thanks to the BP oil spill, enjoy your cancer.
2. Miami beat Nebraska for the national title in 1983, Auburn was 3rd and still claims it  :lol:

Incorrect. Auburn only claims 2. 1957 and 2010
Other little brother school across the state is the one who makes dubious NC claims.


Oops... My bad.  They list "Unclaimed national titles": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auburn_Tigers_football  :lol:

They should hurry up and claim them before aggy does and tacks up some more numbers on Kyle Field.

 :Carl:
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: HELLHAMMER on September 10, 2014, 12:28:59 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FLnCuTos.jpeg&hash=8601818bc520dd03186c0daea40378add5c6d752)
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: EMAWforever on September 10, 2014, 12:35:35 PM
Hillbillies and incest
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: AbeFroman on September 10, 2014, 12:39:47 PM
What do I think of Alabama?

I'll tell you what I think about Alabama.

Not much.

I will tell you two things that Alabama has that Kansas never will:
1. Fresh seafood.
2. A national championship

1. That seafood is all poisoned thanks to the BP oil spill, enjoy your cancer.
2. Miami beat Nebraska for the national title in 1983, Auburn was 3rd and still claims it  :lol:

Incorrect. Auburn only claims 2. 1957 and 2010
Other little brother school across the state is the one who makes dubious NC claims.


Oops... My bad.  They list "Unclaimed national titles": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auburn_Tigers_football  :lol:

They should hurry up and claim them before aggy does and tacks up some more numbers on Kyle Field.

 :Carl:

wtf is an "unclaimed championship"? Helms Champions think that's a weird thing to do.
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: damonismyhero on September 10, 2014, 01:01:57 PM
seriously, guys

leprechauns... in alabama
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.hark.com%2Fimages%2F000%2F003%2F787%2F3787%2Foriginal.jpg&hash=98a2eb3d4ffb334ba4bd6387da7001bea5593fc3)
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: GoodForAnother on September 10, 2014, 01:11:12 PM
well, I've been through there...Little Rock's a fine town
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: AU_Tigers on September 10, 2014, 01:24:20 PM
What do I think of Alabama?

I'll tell you what I think about Alabama.

Not much.

I will tell you two things that Alabama has that Kansas never will:
1. Fresh seafood.
2. A national championship

1. That seafood is all poisoned thanks to the BP oil spill, enjoy your cancer.
2. Miami beat Nebraska for the national title in 1983, Auburn was 3rd and still claims it  :lol:

Incorrect. Auburn only claims 2. 1957 and 2010
Other little brother school across the state is the one who makes dubious NC claims.


Oops... My bad.  They list "Unclaimed national titles": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auburn_Tigers_football  :lol:

They should hurry up and claim them before aggy does and tacks up some more numbers on Kyle Field.

 :Carl:

I can understand your confusion on this point. While Auburn only claims two NC's there are some, a true minority, who are overly obsessed with our little brother school and try to finagle more NC's out of past to make themselves feel better. As I am sure you are aware of Wiki is open to all who may wish to add information to a page. Yes, I know, it has to be real because you read it on the internet, but sometimes even that rule is broken.
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on September 10, 2014, 01:46:36 PM
could be a crackhead?
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 10, 2014, 02:20:44 PM
http://collegefootball.ap.org/article/auburn-tree-poisoner-has-paid-99-restitution  :frown:
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: Big Sam on September 10, 2014, 02:53:27 PM
Great vacation in Alabama.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ftmorganrealty.com%2Fimages%2Fslide2.jpg&hash=13e38491d156d2868511c69ed196e6953b4e460a)

Is it sort of like vacationing in a Third World nation?  Take the inclusive resort, or roll the dice and mix with the locals - they might do anything for a buck, but you could come back diseased or maybe even get killed?
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: #LIFE on September 10, 2014, 02:55:07 PM
seriously, guys

leprechauns... in alabama
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.hark.com%2Fimages%2F000%2F003%2F787%2F3787%2Foriginal.jpg&hash=98a2eb3d4ffb334ba4bd6387da7001bea5593fc3)

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstream1.gifsoup.com%2Fview1%2F1298601%2Fto-me-it-looklike-a-leprechaun-o.gif&hash=f75563d372561289ee67998f1b11db40cdca80ed)
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: Brock Landers on September 10, 2014, 02:58:06 PM
Great vacation in Alabama.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ftmorganrealty.com%2Fimages%2Fslide2.jpg&hash=13e38491d156d2868511c69ed196e6953b4e460a)


This looks like it might be decent.

In other words, the only way Alabama is even remotely tolerable is to go to a part of the state that doesn't look like the rest of the state and also there are no native Alabamites walking around.
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: joda on September 10, 2014, 03:07:05 PM
What do I think of Alabama?

I'll tell you what I think about Alabama.

Not much.

I will tell you two things that Alabama has that Kansas never will:
1. Fresh seafood.
2. A national championship

This guy says different
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.flwoutdoors.com%2Fvimages%2F0%2F5%2F3%2F053934_headline.jpg&hash=a4e0120b91ad6bcc906c4eec9657e863140a29b2)
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: Jabeez on September 10, 2014, 04:02:37 PM
What do I think of Alabama?

I'll tell you what I think about Alabama.

Not much.

I will tell you two things that Alabama has that Kansas never will:
1. Fresh seafood.
2. A national championship

This guy says different
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.flwoutdoors.com%2Fvimages%2F0%2F5%2F3%2F053934_headline.jpg&hash=a4e0120b91ad6bcc906c4eec9657e863140a29b2)
Fisherman U.  Didn't one of our guys walk on for the fishing team instead of taking a football scholarship, only to become an all american?
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 10, 2014, 04:06:26 PM
We won a shooting natty too
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: Cartierfor3 on September 10, 2014, 04:38:51 PM
We also won a titletown.
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: MadCat on September 10, 2014, 04:43:47 PM
Debate
Soil Judging
1910 Football Champtionship
Et Cetera
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: AbeFroman on September 10, 2014, 08:31:38 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/charges-expected-against-father-5-dead-children-082051440.html

Alabama  :frown:
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: GoodForAnother on September 10, 2014, 08:42:53 PM
when we went to Auburn in 2007 we stopped in Opelika to hit a gas station bathroom.  on one of the stalls was written:

SECOND WINDOW
BEST WESTERN
BLINDS OPEN
NO FAT
NO OLD
FIRST TIME DOING THIS

true story.
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 10, 2014, 09:16:07 PM
Honey boo boo
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: bones129 on September 10, 2014, 09:21:30 PM
when we went to Auburn in 2007 we stopped in Opelika to hit a gas station bathroom.  on one of the stalls was written:

SECOND WINDOW
BEST WESTERN
BLINDS OPEN
NO FAT
NO OLD
FIRST TIME DOING THIS

true story.

 :lol:
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: puniraptor on September 10, 2014, 09:22:28 PM
A man hiding in a port-a-potty looking up at ladies cuttin bricks.
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: AU_Tigers on September 10, 2014, 09:35:56 PM
when we went to Auburn in 2007 we stopped in Opelika to hit a gas station bathroom.  on one of the stalls was written:

SECOND WINDOW
BEST WESTERN
BLINDS OPEN
NO FAT
NO OLD
FIRST TIME DOING THIS

true story.

So how was it? Was it everything you hoped it would be?
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: bones129 on September 10, 2014, 09:43:05 PM
A man hiding in a port-a-potty looking up at ladies cuttin bricks.

Only in 'Bama.
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: Katpappy on September 10, 2014, 09:49:39 PM
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Damn you Whore Eagle, I was prepared to PI you; but now I think I love ya!  :love:
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: skycat on September 10, 2014, 11:16:30 PM
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Damn you Whore Eagle, I was prepared to PI you; but now I think I love ya!  :love:

The confederate flags are a big turn-off. Would not bone.
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: bones129 on September 10, 2014, 11:20:25 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2FgoEMAW.com%2Fforum%2Findex.php%3Faction%3Ddlattach%3Btopic%3D32968.0%3Battach%3D3298%3Bimage&hash=1d21b6742b374c3737a27bcb652312270bf83374)
Damn you Whore Eagle, I was prepared to PI you; but now I think I love ya!  :love:

The confederate flags are a big turn-off. Would not bone.

Have examined this image closely. 'Shopped. Tranny. Damned Alabamans.
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: Benja on September 10, 2014, 11:54:59 PM
Please stop commenting on hawt pics of chix on the internet
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: AbeFroman on September 11, 2014, 12:09:51 AM
Confederate flags are not respectable. Would not respect.
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: star seed 7 on September 11, 2014, 12:10:57 AM
Please stop commenting on hawt pics of chix on the internet

she's not good looking tho
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: skycat on September 11, 2014, 12:21:18 AM
Confederate flags are not respectable. Would not respect.

Definitely this.
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: bones129 on September 11, 2014, 12:22:26 AM
Confederate flags are not respectable. Would not respect.

Definitely this.

Agreed.
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: SnowCat on September 11, 2014, 02:59:15 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffordstheatre.files.wordpress.com%2F2014%2F05%2Fdemopolis-herald-featureimage.jpg&hash=0845175342916921485b6a5afb63f562e74cf760)

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nps.gov%2Ffrsp%2Fphotosmultimedia%2Fimages%2FConfederate_dead_at_Alsop_house.1470.jpg&hash=aff757dacfd8e939e6950e30d2b5c45daa5ac710)
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: Asteriskhead on September 11, 2014, 03:15:18 AM
Confederate flags are not respectable. Would not respect.

Definitely this.

Agreed.

I'm still not sure that you guys know what that means, but it does work here.
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: Harvey Updyke on September 11, 2014, 04:43:47 AM
http://collegefootball.ap.org/article/auburn-tree-poisoner-has-paid-99-restitution  :frown:

 :kstategrad:
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: Institutional Control on September 11, 2014, 08:10:26 AM
Great vacation in Alabama.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ftmorganrealty.com%2Fimages%2Fslide2.jpg&hash=13e38491d156d2868511c69ed196e6953b4e460a)


This looks like it might be decent.

In other words, the only way Alabama is even remotely tolerable is to go to a part of the state that doesn't look like the rest of the state and also there are no native Alabamites walking around.
One thing Alabama had going for it was that I just finished a 4 hour drive thru MS.  I think Baghdad would be a welcomed destination after spending any amount of time in MS.
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: AU_Tigers on September 11, 2014, 09:30:34 AM
Great vacation in Alabama.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ftmorganrealty.com%2Fimages%2Fslide2.jpg&hash=13e38491d156d2868511c69ed196e6953b4e460a)


This looks like it might be decent.

In other words, the only way Alabama is even remotely tolerable is to go to a part of the state that doesn't look like the rest of the state and also there are no native Alabamites walking around.
One thing Alabama had going for it was that I just finished a 4 hour drive thru MS.  I think Baghdad would be a welcomed destination after spending any amount of time in MS.

Gulf Shores is nice, but I would have to recommend Destin, in FL for a destination. It isn't too much farther down the panhandle, and I have been going there for about 20 years.
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: AU_Tigers on September 11, 2014, 09:32:59 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffordstheatre.files.wordpress.com%2F2014%2F05%2Fdemopolis-herald-featureimage.jpg&hash=0845175342916921485b6a5afb63f562e74cf760)


Obviously an old internet hoax. Secretary Seward was not assassinated.
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: Institutional Control on September 11, 2014, 09:40:54 AM
Gulf Shores is nice, but I would have to recommend Destin, in FL for a destination. It isn't too much farther down the panhandle, and I have been going there for about 20 years.


Destin is too crowded for me.  I prefer the private beach we had in Ft Morgan.
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: AU_Tigers on September 11, 2014, 09:51:52 AM
Gulf Shores is nice, but I would have to recommend Destin, in FL for a destination. It isn't too much farther down the panhandle, and I have been going there for about 20 years.


Destin is too crowded for me.  I prefer the private beach we had in Ft Morgan.

Totally understand, I tend to go in "off season" myself because I am more interested in the fishing than laying about on a beach. Ft. Morgan is definitely nice.
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: Shooter Jones on September 11, 2014, 10:20:51 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ftmorganrealty.com%2Fimages%2Fslide2.jpg&hash=13e38491d156d2868511c69ed196e6953b4e460a)

at least post a current pic.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sott.net%2Fimage%2Fs1%2F39395%2Ffull%2Fgulf_shores_oil_4a8f6c75b08c89.jpg&hash=c126e40a5e49e901688882ddb9f5df09d76a1376)
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: Trogdor on September 11, 2014, 03:46:01 PM
http://collegefootball.ap.org/article/auburn-tree-poisoner-has-paid-99-restitution  :frown:

Making taxpayers cough up some dough for some dorky ass trees? Sheesh just plant some new ones
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: AU_Tigers on September 11, 2014, 03:47:33 PM
http://collegefootball.ap.org/article/auburn-tree-poisoner-has-paid-99-restitution  :frown:

Making taxpayers cough up some dough for some dorky ass trees? Sheesh just plant some new ones

Don't reckon that individual has paid any taxes for a looooooooooooong time.
 :th_twocents:
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: CHONGS on September 11, 2014, 03:51:19 PM
I think about tall skinny pine trees that slightly freak me out because of how tall and skinny they are.
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: SdK on September 12, 2014, 10:44:49 PM
I don't.

zing!
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: MakeItRain on January 12, 2024, 05:55:15 PM
https://twitter.com/ChadHorneRTR/status/1745225945487708490

https://twitter.com/ChadHorneRTR/status/1745597612831416610
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: EMAWzifried on January 13, 2024, 10:51:19 AM
I suppose their greaat-grandparents acted much the same when Lee surrendered.
"One thing I'm not going to put up with is freeing the slaves."
"I know it.  I feel the same way. It's going to bei alright."







Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: Pete on January 13, 2024, 02:22:53 PM
Eerily similar, I agree
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: bananaeater on January 13, 2024, 03:30:19 PM
https://twitter.com/ChadHorneRTR/status/1745225945487708490

https://twitter.com/ChadHorneRTR/status/1745597612831416610

I really question why this guy has a koozie on his beer.  No way that piss has time enough to get warm.
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: IPA4Me on January 13, 2024, 03:43:03 PM
https://twitter.com/ChadHorneRTR/status/1745225945487708490

https://twitter.com/ChadHorneRTR/status/1745597612831416610

I really question why this guy has a koozie on his beer.  No way that piss has time enough to get warm.
Arthritis. Those frosty boys hurt the hands.
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: michigancat on January 13, 2024, 04:38:29 PM
My bama friend carries 2 coozies with him wherever he goes and he prefers Miller light
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: star seed 7 on January 13, 2024, 04:42:22 PM
My bama friend carries 2 coozies with him wherever he goes and he prefers Miller light

We all know you're talking about Steve Dave
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: Trim on January 13, 2024, 06:59:56 PM
https://twitter.com/ua_athletics/status/1746010917437903136
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: Pete on January 13, 2024, 07:31:37 PM
My bama friend carries 2 coozies with him wherever he goes and he prefers Miller light

We all know you're talking about Steve Dave
Damn
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: Pete on January 13, 2024, 07:32:13 PM
https://twitter.com/ua_athletics/status/1746010917437903136
LOL
Title: Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
Post by: catastrophe on January 13, 2024, 07:41:19 PM
LMAO