What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?

[TownieCat]

They both have been mentioned several times already, but I immediately think of racism and obesity when someone says "Alabama".

[AU_Tigers]

What do I think of Alabama?

I'll tell you what I think about Alabama.

Not much.

I will tell you two things that Alabama has that Kansas never will:
1. Fresh seafood.
2. A national championship

1. That seafood is all poisoned thanks to the BP oil spill, enjoy your cancer.
2. Miami beat Nebraska for the national title in 1983, Auburn was 3rd and still claims it 

Incorrect. Auburn only claims 2. 1957 and 2010
Other little brother school across the state is the one who makes dubious NC claims.

[Dugout DickStone]

When I think of Alabama, I think of people who drink milk that comes from an animal besides a cow or a goat.

I saw a documentary one time that talked about how one of the favorite beverages in Alabama is squirrel milk. It showed them milking squirrels right before they killed some of them for supper. I couldn't even look at milk for a week.

Don't knock it until you have tried it, but possum milk will cure what ails ya. It is da bomb!

I saw a huge fat raccoon this morning.  Looked very slow.  pm for location

[AU_Tigers]

When I think of Alabama, I think of people who drink milk that comes from an animal besides a cow or a goat.

I saw a documentary one time that talked about how one of the favorite beverages in Alabama is squirrel milk. It showed them milking squirrels right before they killed some of them for supper. I couldn't even look at milk for a week.

Don't knock it until you have tried it, but possum milk will cure what ails ya. It is da bomb!

I saw a huge fat raccoon this morning.  Looked very slow.  pm for location

Thanks for the tip but my freezer is already full. I had a family of armadillos under my shed.

[Shooter Jones]

seriously, guys

leprechauns... in alabama

[Bqqkie Pimp]

What do I think of Alabama?

I'll tell you what I think about Alabama.

Not much.

I will tell you two things that Alabama has that Kansas never will:
1. Fresh seafood.
2. A national championship

1. That seafood is all poisoned thanks to the BP oil spill, enjoy your cancer.
2. Miami beat Nebraska for the national title in 1983, Auburn was 3rd and still claims it 

Incorrect. Auburn only claims 2. 1957 and 2010
Other little brother school across the state is the one who makes dubious NC claims.

Oops... My bad.  They list "Unclaimed national titles": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auburn_Tigers_football 

They should hurry up and claim them before aggy does and tacks up some more numbers on Kyle Field.

 

[HELLHAMMER]

[EMAWforever]

Hillbillies and incest

[AbeFroman]

What do I think of Alabama?

I'll tell you what I think about Alabama.

Not much.

I will tell you two things that Alabama has that Kansas never will:
1. Fresh seafood.
2. A national championship

1. That seafood is all poisoned thanks to the BP oil spill, enjoy your cancer.
2. Miami beat Nebraska for the national title in 1983, Auburn was 3rd and still claims it 

Incorrect. Auburn only claims 2. 1957 and 2010
Other little brother school across the state is the one who makes dubious NC claims.

Oops... My bad.  They list "Unclaimed national titles": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auburn_Tigers_football 

They should hurry up and claim them before aggy does and tacks up some more numbers on Kyle Field.

 

wtf is an "unclaimed championship"? Helms Champions think that's a weird thing to do.

[damonismyhero]

seriously, guys

leprechauns... in alabama

[GoodForAnother]

well, I've been through there...Little Rock's a fine town

[AU_Tigers]

What do I think of Alabama?

I'll tell you what I think about Alabama.

Not much.

I will tell you two things that Alabama has that Kansas never will:
1. Fresh seafood.
2. A national championship

1. That seafood is all poisoned thanks to the BP oil spill, enjoy your cancer.
2. Miami beat Nebraska for the national title in 1983, Auburn was 3rd and still claims it 

Incorrect. Auburn only claims 2. 1957 and 2010
Other little brother school across the state is the one who makes dubious NC claims.

Oops... My bad.  They list "Unclaimed national titles": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auburn_Tigers_football 

They should hurry up and claim them before aggy does and tacks up some more numbers on Kyle Field.

 

I can understand your confusion on this point. While Auburn only claims two NC's there are some, a true minority, who are overly obsessed with our little brother school and try to finagle more NC's out of past to make themselves feel better. As I am sure you are aware of Wiki is open to all who may wish to add information to a page. Yes, I know, it has to be real because you read it on the internet, but sometimes even that rule is broken.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

could be a crackhead?

[420seriouscat69]

http://collegefootball.ap.org/article/auburn-tree-poisoner-has-paid-99-restitution 

[Big Sam]

Great vacation in Alabama.

Is it sort of like vacationing in a Third World nation?  Take the inclusive resort, or roll the dice and mix with the locals - they might do anything for a buck, but you could come back diseased or maybe even get killed?

[#LIFE]

seriously, guys

leprechauns... in alabama

[Brock Landers]

Great vacation in Alabama.

This looks like it might be decent.

In other words, the only way Alabama is even remotely tolerable is to go to a part of the state that doesn't look like the rest of the state and also there are no native Alabamites walking around.

[joda]

What do I think of Alabama?

I'll tell you what I think about Alabama.

Not much.

I will tell you two things that Alabama has that Kansas never will:
1. Fresh seafood.
2. A national championship

This guy says different

[Jabeez]

What do I think of Alabama?

I'll tell you what I think about Alabama.

Not much.

I will tell you two things that Alabama has that Kansas never will:
1. Fresh seafood.
2. A national championship

This guy says different

Fisherman U.  Didn't one of our guys walk on for the fishing team instead of taking a football scholarship, only to become an all american?

[Dugout DickStone]

We won a shooting natty too

[Cartierfor3]

We also won a titletown.

[MadCat]

Debate
Soil Judging
1910 Football Champtionship
Et Cetera

[AbeFroman]

http://news.yahoo.com/charges-expected-against-father-5-dead-children-082051440.html

Alabama 

[GoodForAnother]

when we went to Auburn in 2007 we stopped in Opelika to hit a gas station bathroom.  on one of the stalls was written:

SECOND WINDOW
BEST WESTERN
BLINDS OPEN
NO FAT
NO OLD
FIRST TIME DOING THIS

true story.

[Dugout DickStone]

Honey boo boo