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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: Stevesie60 on March 28, 2014, 01:36:17 PM
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Let's just take beef off the table since 99% of men in America would choose that. Burgers and steaks are hard to beat. So if that's not an option, what meat would you eat for the rest of your life if you could only choose one?
There are just so many things to consider, are there not? We're talking the rest of your life. So you may want to go a healthier route so you don't die at the age of 40. Maybe it's worth it to you, I don't know. But I'd like to find out! (hence the poll). And if you don't choose pork, sorry bud, no bacon for the rest of your life. Maybe you're thinking long term and want some versatility so you don't get sick of eating the same damn thing all the time. Well I think chicken might be the best route for that. Can you imagine not having some boneless wings with your bros for the rest of your life? Woof. Seafood emcompasses all fish and shellfish, but if your a Kansas resident you're going to have to factor in the cost of eating fish all the time. And if you're a strict Catholic, this might be your only option.
As for me, I will be choosing pork. Porkchops, pork tenderloins, hog hammers and pulled pork would make it easy to switch it up a bit. What say you?
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Let's just take beef off the table since 99% of men in America would choose that. Burgers and steaks are hard to beat. So if that's not an option, what meat would you eat for the rest of your life if you could only choose one?
There are just so many things to consider, are there not? We're talking the rest of your life. So you may want to go a healthier route so you don't die at the age of 40. Maybe it's worth it to you, I don't know. But I'd like to find out! (hence the poll). And if you don't choose pork, sorry bud, no bacon for the rest of your life. Maybe you're thinking long term and want some versatility so you don't get sick of eating the same damn thing all the time. Well I think chicken might be the best route for that. Can you imagine not having some boneless wings with your bros for the rest of your life? Woof. Seafood emcompasses all fish and shellfish, but if your a Kansas resident you're going to have to factor in the cost of eating fish all the time. And if you're a strict Catholic, this might be your only option.
As for me, I will be choosing pork. Porkchops, pork tenderloins, hog hammers and pulled pork would make it easy to switch it up a bit. What say you?
I mean, seafood bro. It's like, hmmm, I can eat only 1 animal, or I can eat all the animals in the sea. NEXT.
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Steak
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Chicken. It's really good for you.
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Pork.
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Between bacon, ham sandwiches, and hog hammers this seems like an open and shut case.
Great to have the snack-off back, tho!
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a lot more variety in seafood. going with that.
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Seafood narrowly nudged out Pork.
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I get heartburn if I eat too much pork. It's so greasy.
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Easily seafood. If I'm near a coast I will not touch pork/chicken/beef.
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is this the only meat we can have or the only meat of the three? because chicken would be easy to get rid of if all other poultry is available. pork is at least unique with its closest substitute being beef which is not even similar. seafood is a very broad category so it covers a lot of different things.
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Seafood narrowly nudged out Pork.
what are the hoghammers of the sea?
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Seafood narrowly nudged out Pork.
what are the hoghammers of the sea?
Scallops :dunno:
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Seafood narrowly nudged out Pork.
what are the hoghammers of the sea?
hammerhead sharks obviously
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is this the only meat we can have or the only meat of the three? because chicken would be easy to get rid of if all other poultry is available. pork is at least unique with its closest substitute being beef which is not even similar. seafood is a very broad category so it covers a lot of different things.
"Chicken" should be "Poultry".
Edit: Don't worry guys, I fixed it.
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Poultry. Chicken is solid and the richness of duck will help to make up for no bacon. Also: Eggs. Boom.
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Pork, it's pork. Bacon, sausage, hog hammers, ribs, pork shoulder, pork chops, pickled pig's feet, chitlins, tenderloin. ARE YOU GUYS DUMB?
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Poultry. Chicken is solid and the richness of duck will help to make up for no bacon. Also: Eggs. Boom.
Eggs are not meat. :facepalm:
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Pork, it's pork. Bacon, sausage, hog hammers, ribs, pork shoulder, pork chops, pickled pig's feet, chitlins, tenderloin. ARE YOU GUYS DUMB?
I think the answer is "yes".
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I don't want to live in a world without all three of those wonderful meats, so asphyxiation.
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I picked poultry, although I should probably go with pork.
But I mean, if I REALLY had to make this decision, I'd probably just take the easy route and off myself.
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I mean, you guys have fun eating that cod that took three days to get to Kansas and then sat in the cooler for another day or two, while I'm over here just chowing down on a smorgasbord of freshly slaughtered, butchered and smoked Wilbur. PFFT! seafood. :ROFL:
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bow wow wow, yippee yo yippee yea
seafood seafoody in da' mutha fuckin howsse
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Poultry. Chicken is solid and the richness of duck will help to make up for no bacon. Also: Eggs. Boom.
Eggs are not meat. :facepalm:
Yea, I thought the wording was for the broader food categories. Clearly it says meat. Eggs would definitely be a game changer though
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Wow, didn't think about eggs. What if we put them in the poultry category? Would it be worth it to only eat vegan desserts, bread, etc. to be able to have pork or seafood? I say yes.
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Pork, it's pork. Bacon, sausage, hog hammers, ribs, pork shoulder, pork chops, pickled pig's feet, chitlins, tenderloin. ARE YOU GUYS DUMB?
I think the answer is "yes".
It's like we're BBS'n with a bunch of unamerican pinko-commies.
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Poultry. Chicken is solid and the richness of duck will help to make up for no bacon. Also: Eggs. Boom.
Eggs are not meat. :facepalm:
Yea, I thought the wording was for the broader food categories. Clearly it says meat. Eggs would definitely be a game changer though
Agreed. I need something to eat with the bacon for breakfast.
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All the kinds of fish, molluscs, and crustaceans and some of you would rather live off of a fatty pig? :nono:
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Wow, didn't think about eggs. What if we put them in the poultry category? Would it be worth it to only eat vegan desserts, bread, etc. to be able to have pork or seafood? I say yes.
What? Eggs aren't meat. Neither is milk, but you'll probably say that we can't have it if beef is not allowed.
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Wow, didn't think about eggs. What if we put them in the poultry category? Would it be worth it to only eat vegan desserts, bread, etc. to be able to have pork or seafood? I say yes.
TOO LATE TO CHANGE THE RULES NOW, BUCKO!
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Wow, didn't think about eggs. What if we put them in the poultry category? Would it be worth it to only eat vegan desserts, bread, etc. to be able to have pork or seafood? I say yes.
What? Eggs aren't meat. Neither is milk, but you'll probably say that we can't have it if beef is not allowed.
Most breads don't take eggs...might need to ask an Illini tho
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I'm not changing it dorks, it's just a side conversation about if it'd be worth it. My goodness.
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i like eggs but wouldn't consider them a gamechanger? :dunno:
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Eggs aren't poultry
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i like eggs but wouldn't consider them a gamechanger? :dunno:
I eat at least a few eggs everyday, so it would be for me. Plus, most protein supplements I use are made from egg and dairy byproducts.
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Pulled pork is so good, you guys. Probably the best thing about pork.
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i like eggs but wouldn't consider them a gamechanger? :dunno:
I eat at least a few eggs everyday
:surprised:
is that a swole person thing?
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Seafood narrowly nudged out Pork.
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Pork and it's not even close
Seafood is good but pork is ten times more efficient
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Pulled pork is so good, you guys. Probably the best thing about pork.
I'm not sure pork would over take beef, but there are so many delicious pork products out there that it is very close.
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Pigs are disgusting animals :Yuck:
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i like eggs but wouldn't consider them a gamechanger? :dunno:
I eat at least a few eggs everyday
:surprised:
is that a swole person thing?
probably, but I wouldn't know. it's more of a really easy source of protein for a person with crohn's to digest.
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Pulled pork is so good, you guys. Probably the best thing about pork.
Stevesie trying to pull this thing back on track. I'll bet he thought running a Snack-Off thread was going to be easy.
As for the eggs, I am having a duck omelet for breakfast. Never mind, I'll have crepes. You guys enjoy your bacon and cereal or whatever.
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Pigs are disgusting animals :Yuck:
you're not sexing it. you're eating it, after it's been slaughtered, butchered and cooked.
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Pigs are disgusting animals :Yuck:
you're not sexing it.
erii respects the crap out of swine
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After a medium rare steak the next best thing is a perfectly cooked chicken breast. I'm going with poultry on this one.
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I have to go with whatever Gooch chose, since he does all the cooking...But I chose seafood even before I saw what he picked.
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After a medium rare steak the next best thing is a perfectly cooked chicken breast. I'm going with poultry on this one.
Have you ever had a perfectly cooked smoked pork tenderloin?
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did you guys know that pork chops are garbage, every time?
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After a medium rare steak the next best thing is a perfectly cooked chicken breast. I'm going with poultry on this one.
pfft
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did you guys know that pork chops are garbage, every time?
pfft
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After a medium rare steak the next best thing is a perfectly cooked chicken breast. I'm going with poultry on this one.
Have you ever had a perfectly cooked smoked pork tenderloin?
Yea. Ok, I change my mind again. Pork it is. That pork belly right after we pull it out of the smoker :love:
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This is so obviously and easily seafood that it's not even fair.
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Seafood is too broad. What if it were limited to fish?
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Chicken is boring and flavorless unless you add seasonings. Obviously pork is in the running cause sausage and bacon and pulled pork but ham is rough ridin' disgusting. Seafood however...:drool:
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Why do you pork guys like to be fat? :dunno:
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Chicken is pretty flavorless but that helps make it versatile with seasonings. I think the pork people are just looking at highlights of the meat but that would get old night after night. Seafood/Chicken are way more versatile.
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When someone tells me they're a vegetarian I give them a :sdeek: face. I think I'd rather die than not eat meat.
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heres a crab I pulled out a few years ago. ate the crap out of it. also, do not care about pakhead.
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Why do you pork guys like to be fat? :dunno:
:dubious:
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Even though I really like seafood, I rarely eat it since we are in the Midwest and good seafood is hard to come by. Not having it at all wouldn't be that big of a deal. I eat pork products all of the time. If you took those away from me I'd be lost...
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Listen, I love pork, but for every meal? You'd be dead in like 2 years.
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sweet jesus, those crab legs :lick:
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heres a crab I pulled out a few years ago. ate the crap out of it. also, do not care about pakhead.
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:love:
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heres a crab I pulled out a few years ago. ate the crap out of it. also, do not care about pakhead.
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HOLY crap :sdeek:
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stevesie, you want a blood bath? add beef :surprised:
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Seafood. Variety.
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This was very easy
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After a medium rare steak the next best thing is a perfectly cooked chicken breast. I'm going with poultry on this one.
A perfectly seared tuna steak will give even a filet a hell of battle #teamCfood4life #fishRfoodNOTfriends
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Listen, I love pork, but for every meal? You'd be dead in like 2 years.
Cuts of pork like tenderloins or chops are just as lean, if not leaner, than chicken.
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So when you say "Seafood", do you only mean food from the sea? Like, fresh water fish can't be eaten? I wonder if that changes any answers?
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Nope.
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enjoy your pork sushi you simpletons :ROFL:
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Once I polish off my freezer full of steaks I'm giving this thing a try. #teampork
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Once I polish off my freezer full of steaks I'm giving this thing a try. #teampork
I have a 5 pound pork loin in the freezer. We should have RM cook it up and we can eat it.
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I'm firing up the grill to cook some PORK-chops as we speak. Oink Oink all the way. So much versatility with the swine. Bacon, BBQ, Game-day pork chops, Chinese food pork entree's are the best. I mean sweet and sour spare ribs :lick:
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Once I polish off my freezer full of steaks I'm giving this thing a try. #teampork
I have a 5 pound pork loin in the freezer. We should have RM cook it up and we can eat it.
:cheers:
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Chicken fingers
Case closed
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enjoy your pork sushi you simpletons :ROFL:
man nothing like AST talking down to people about food.
why isn't JJ #11 an option?
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Way more options with seafood. I mean everyone who has watched Forest Gump knows all the different meals you can make with shrimp.
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pork, by an ocean
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I'm firing up the grill to cook some PORK-chops as we speak. Oink Oink all the way. So much versatility with the swine. Bacon, BBQ, Game-day pork chops, Chinese food pork entree's are the best. I mean sweet and sour spare ribs :lick:
Previously, I had never understood your love for football game-day pork chops, but it looks like I'll be joining you from here on out. Oink, Oink, mother rough riders.
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Way more options with seafood. I mean everyone who has watched Forest Gump knows all the different meals you can make with shrimp.
damn, yup.. I'm now on team seafood.
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enjoy your pork sushi you simpletons :ROFL:
man nothing like AST talking down to people about food.
why isn't JJ #11 an option?
i'm very much into talking to people about food without talking down to them, unless they are being an intentional dumbass.....
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pork, by an ocean
HAHA
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Poultry. Between chicken, duck and turkey I'd be set. Also like Fanning said, they don't make you a fatass .
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Most shocking thing for me in this thread is AST not only going for seafood, but trashing the porkies. If there was one poster I would've guessed a porky, AST would be it. Hell, I would probably be a porky if I could BBQ like him.
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Most shocking thing for me in this thread is AST not only going for seafood, but trashing the porkies. If there was one poster I would've guessed a porky, AST would be it. Hell, I would probably be a porky if I could BBQ like him.
like pork, seafood much more versatile and better
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you guys, bacon tastes amazing, sausage tastes amazing, i mean we all get it. but you guys aren't actually going to argue in favor of pork chops right? they are completely flavorless
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you guys, bacon tastes amazing, sausage tastes amazing, i mean we all get it. but you guys aren't actually going to argue in favor of pork chops right? they are completely flavorless
do you even station, bro?
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Seafood is disgusting and shouldn't even be mentioned with real food.
It also smells really bad
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Most shocking thing for me in this thread is AST not only going for seafood, but trashing the porkies. If there was one poster I would've guessed a porky, AST would be it. Hell, I would probably be a porky if I could BBQ like him.
like pork, seafood much more versatile and better
I like some seafood, but I don't think i've ever been full from it and if I am? My hands are super slimy from cracking legs, dipping that crap in butter, and getting it all over my fat face. It's a lot of work, man.
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you guys, bacon tastes amazing, sausage tastes amazing, i mean we all get it. but you guys aren't actually going to argue in favor of pork chops right? they are completely flavorless
do you even station, bro?
i can't live the rest of my life without sushi metalhead i just can't
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"Oh hey, let me bite into this fish. "cuh cuh cuh" Honey, lime juice, NOW! i'm choking on a bone!"
Woof, no thanks!
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you guys, bacon tastes amazing, sausage tastes amazing, i mean we all get it. but you guys aren't actually going to argue in favor of pork chops right? they are completely flavorless
do you even station, bro?
i can't live the rest of my life without sushi metalhead i just can't
I absolutely love sushi, but I'm participating in this friday snack-off smack-off from a taste AND sustenance viewpoint.
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crab cakes, clam chowder, shrimp cocktail, seared tuna
:love: :love: :love:
It's not even close!
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enjoy your pork sushi you simpletons :ROFL:
man nothing like AST talking down to people about food.
why isn't JJ #11 an option?
i'm very much into talking to people about food without talking down to them, unless they are being an intentional dumbass.....
good post minus the litany of dots at the enddddd
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you guys, bacon tastes amazing, sausage tastes amazing, i mean we all get it. but you guys aren't actually going to argue in favor of pork chops right? they are completely flavorless
You my friend, have not had a properly cooked/marinated pork chop. I will admit I rarely eat them without sauce. Game-day pork chops with some sweet and spicy Baby Rays BBQ sauce are money.
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enjoy your pork sushi you simpletons :ROFL:
man nothing like AST talking down to people about food.
why isn't JJ #11 an option?
i'm very much into talking to people about food without talking down to them, unless they are being an intentional dumbass.....
good post minus the litany of dots at the enddddd
....sorry
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:lol:
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You chickenheads and pigfaces are gonna die John Wayne-style. Us seafoodies will have variety as well as longevity. Think of all those Omega-3 :fatty: Acids. :gocho:
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Question, is this to mean that the meat we choose is the only food that we can eat for the rest of our life, or the only meat that we can eat for the rest of life? For example, if I choose poultry, can I eat a Chicken Caesar salad?
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Yeah, you can do whatever you want with the meat you choose. You can even take weeks off from eating it (unless you correctly choose pork because lol at going 2 weeks without pork).
Hey seafood dorks, have fun with your biscuits and tuna gravy :lol:
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Seafood is disgusting and shouldn't even be mentioned with real food.
It also smells really bad
Umm, yeah. All of those creatures are also hideously ugly monsters irl. What kind of psycho wants to put that in their mouth!? A real sicko with messed up priorities that's who.
Also, chicken and the other delicious birds is the correct choice.
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Question, is this to mean that the meat we choose is the only food that we can eat for the rest of our life, or the only meat that we can eat for the rest of life? For example, if I choose poultry, can I eat a Chicken Caesar salad?
denied, ceaser dressing is made with anchioves, yeah, that's seafood :lol:
but a blackened salmon or grilled shrimp caesar :thumbs:
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I have never seen Caesar dressing spelled with anchovies. It is almost always listed as an optional ingredient. I mean, you can't even spell Caesar so it's hard for me to imagine that you know the ingredients.
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Think about it this way: You could either have sex with this particular 9, that particular 9, or a whole sea of all these 7s for the rest of your life. What do you choose?
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I have never seen Caesar dressing spelled with anchovies. It is almost always listed as an optional ingredient. I mean, you can't even spell Caesar so it's hard for me to imagine that you know the ingredients.
ooh, spelling smack. go ahead and take that spelling smack to a restaurant along with fish allergies and order a cezer and see where that gets you.
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Think about it this way: You could either have sex with this particular 9, that particular 9, or a whole sea of all these 7s for the rest of your life. What do you choose?
Your 7s are all actually sub-1s and are terrifying and gross.
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Think about it this way: You could either have sex with this particular 9, that particular 9, or a whole sea of all these 7s for the rest of your life. What do you choose?
Although chicken really isn't a 9. She is def a bottom bitch though, and she's always down for anything.
To whomever was talking ish on pork chops: It's all about the marinades, sunni. Shiiiiiite.
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Hey seafood dorks, have fun with your anchovies pizza while I have my Italian sausage and pepperoni pizza!
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Think about it this way: You could either have sex with this particular 9, that particular 9, or a whole sea of all these 7s for the rest of your life. What do you choose?
Your 7s are all actually sub-1s and are terrifying and groce.
You think all seafood is terrifying and groce?
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Think about it this way: You could either have sex with this particular 9, that particular 9, or a whole sea of all these 7s for the rest of your life. What do you choose?
Your 7s are all actually sub-1s and are terrifying and gross.
You think all seafood is terrifying and gross?
I'm sane and I have eyes.
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Water represents the subconscious, and I'm no analrapist, but the fact that you are terrified of all the creatures in the sea probably belies some deeper issue.
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Think about it this way: You could either have sex with this particular 9, that particular 9, or a whole sea of all these 7s for the rest of your life. What do you choose?
Although chicken really isn't a 9. She is def a bottom bitch though, and she's always down for anything.
To whomever was talking ish on pork chops: It's all about the marinades, sunni. Shiiiiiite.
Cause pork that you did that one or you had it chambered for a while now and this was close enough?
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Water represents the subconscious, and I'm no analrapist, but the fact that you are terrified of all the creatures in the sea probably belies some deeper issue.
Elite blumpkin joke.
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:lol: @ seafood being a 7
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:lol: @ seafood being a 7
I always thought there was something fishy about you.
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:lol: @ seafood being a 7
I always thought there was something fishy about you.
:curse:
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If you are choosing seafood you are choosing an early death from mercury, PCBs, dioxins, and ciguatera.
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Normally when I'm gnashing on some excellently prepared pork product, I say to myself "why even bother eating any other meat?" And I never have a good response.
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horrible thread :flush:
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Question, is this to mean that the meat we choose is the only food that we can eat for the rest of our life, or the only meat that we can eat for the rest of life? For example, if I choose poultry, can I eat a Chicken Caesar salad?
denied, ceaser dressing is made with anchioves, yeah, that's seafood :lol:
but a blackened salmon or grilled shrimp caesar :thumbs:
They make Worcestershire without anchovies, don't know how it tastes but i bet you could make a passable Caesar with it.
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Question, is this to mean that the meat we choose is the only food that we can eat for the rest of our life, or the only meat that we can eat for the rest of life? For example, if I choose poultry, can I eat a Chicken Caesar salad?
denied, ceaser dressing is made with anchioves, yeah, that's seafood :lol:
but a blackened salmon or grilled shrimp caesar :thumbs:
They make Worcestershire without anchovies, don't know how it tastes but i bet you could make a passable Caesar with it.
so how many ingredients need to be removed before it no longer is what it is supposed to be
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horrible thread :flush:
psych. great thread. i think i'm going w/ pork but damn it's close w/ chicken. ten years from now i will probably go seafood.
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I need to know the equivalents with seafood. What is the bacon of the sea, steak of the sea, etc.
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Bros there are mammals in the sea. I wonder what smoked manatee (aka sea cow) tastes like?
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Bros there are mammals in the sea. I wonder what smoked manatee (aka sea cow) tastes like?
Sea ass
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I had bacon for breakfast this morning... No way that I'm going the rest of my life without that one cut of pork.
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This thread has the best tapatalk thread preview pic by a wide margin