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Which one meat would you choose to eat for the rest of your life?

Poultry
12 (27.9%)
Seafood
18 (41.9%)
Pork
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Re: Friday Snack-Off Revisited (3-28-14)
« Reply #100 on: March 28, 2014, 04:13:18 PM »
You chickenheads and pigfaces are gonna die John Wayne-style.  Us seafoodies will have variety as well as longevity.  Think of all those Omega-3  :fatty: Acids.  :gocho:
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Re: Friday Snack-Off Revisited (3-28-14)
« Reply #101 on: March 28, 2014, 04:21:42 PM »
Question, is this to mean that the meat we choose is the only food that we can eat for the rest of our life, or the only meat that we can eat for the rest of life?  For example, if I choose poultry, can I eat a Chicken Caesar salad?
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Re: Friday Snack-Off Revisited (3-28-14)
« Reply #102 on: March 28, 2014, 05:13:00 PM »
Yeah, you can do whatever you want with the meat you choose. You can even take weeks off from eating it (unless you correctly choose pork because lol at going 2 weeks without pork).

Hey seafood dorks, have fun with your biscuits and tuna gravy :lol:

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Re: Friday Snack-Off Revisited (3-28-14)
« Reply #103 on: March 28, 2014, 05:18:25 PM »
Seafood is disgusting and shouldn't even be mentioned with real food.

It also smells really bad

Umm, yeah.  All of those creatures are also hideously ugly monsters irl.  What kind of psycho wants to put that in their mouth!?  A real sicko with messed up priorities that's who.

Also, chicken and the other delicious birds is the correct choice.
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Re: Friday Snack-Off Revisited (3-28-14)
« Reply #104 on: March 28, 2014, 05:20:23 PM »
Question, is this to mean that the meat we choose is the only food that we can eat for the rest of our life, or the only meat that we can eat for the rest of life?  For example, if I choose poultry, can I eat a Chicken Caesar salad?

denied, ceaser dressing is made with anchioves, yeah, that's seafood :lol:

but a blackened salmon or grilled shrimp caesar :thumbs:

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Re: Friday Snack-Off Revisited (3-28-14)
« Reply #105 on: March 28, 2014, 05:24:37 PM »
I have never seen Caesar dressing spelled with anchovies. It is almost always listed as an optional ingredient. I mean, you can't even spell Caesar so it's hard for me to imagine that you know the ingredients.

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Re: Friday Snack-Off Revisited (3-28-14)
« Reply #106 on: March 28, 2014, 05:24:49 PM »
Think about it this way:  You could either have sex with this particular 9, that particular 9, or a whole sea of all these 7s for the rest of your life.  What do you choose?
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Re: Friday Snack-Off Revisited (3-28-14)
« Reply #107 on: March 28, 2014, 05:28:24 PM »
I have never seen Caesar dressing spelled with anchovies. It is almost always listed as an optional ingredient. I mean, you can't even spell Caesar so it's hard for me to imagine that you know the ingredients.

ooh, spelling smack.  go ahead and take that spelling smack to a restaurant along with fish allergies and order a cezer and see where that gets you.

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Re: Friday Snack-Off Revisited (3-28-14)
« Reply #108 on: March 28, 2014, 05:29:58 PM »
Think about it this way:  You could either have sex with this particular 9, that particular 9, or a whole sea of all these 7s for the rest of your life.  What do you choose?

Your 7s are all actually sub-1s and are terrifying and gross. 
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Re: Friday Snack-Off Revisited (3-28-14)
« Reply #109 on: March 28, 2014, 05:30:21 PM »
Think about it this way:  You could either have sex with this particular 9, that particular 9, or a whole sea of all these 7s for the rest of your life.  What do you choose?

Although chicken really isn't a 9.  She is def a bottom bitch though, and she's always down for anything. 

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Re: Friday Snack-Off Revisited (3-28-14)
« Reply #110 on: March 28, 2014, 05:31:03 PM »
Hey seafood dorks, have fun with your anchovies pizza while I have my Italian sausage and pepperoni pizza!

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Re: Friday Snack-Off Revisited (3-28-14)
« Reply #111 on: March 28, 2014, 05:32:21 PM »
Think about it this way:  You could either have sex with this particular 9, that particular 9, or a whole sea of all these 7s for the rest of your life.  What do you choose?

Your 7s are all actually sub-1s and are terrifying and groce.

You think all seafood is terrifying and groce?
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Re: Friday Snack-Off Revisited (3-28-14)
« Reply #112 on: March 28, 2014, 05:33:42 PM »
Think about it this way:  You could either have sex with this particular 9, that particular 9, or a whole sea of all these 7s for the rest of your life.  What do you choose?

Your 7s are all actually sub-1s and are terrifying and gross.

You think all seafood is terrifying and gross?

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Re: Friday Snack-Off Revisited (3-28-14)
« Reply #113 on: March 28, 2014, 05:35:13 PM »
Water represents the subconscious, and I'm no analrapist, but the fact that you are terrified of all the creatures in the sea probably belies some deeper issue.
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Re: Friday Snack-Off Revisited (3-28-14)
« Reply #114 on: March 28, 2014, 05:35:44 PM »
Think about it this way:  You could either have sex with this particular 9, that particular 9, or a whole sea of all these 7s for the rest of your life.  What do you choose?

Although chicken really isn't a 9.  She is def a bottom bitch though, and she's always down for anything. 

To whomever was talking ish on pork chops:  It's all about the marinades, sunni.  Shiiiiiite.

Cause pork that you did that one or you had it chambered for a while now and this was close enough?
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Re: Friday Snack-Off Revisited (3-28-14)
« Reply #115 on: March 28, 2014, 05:38:58 PM »
Water represents the subconscious, and I'm no analrapist, but the fact that you are terrified of all the creatures in the sea probably belies some deeper issue.

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Re: Friday Snack-Off Revisited (3-28-14)
« Reply #116 on: March 28, 2014, 05:43:19 PM »
 :lol: @ seafood being a 7
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Re: Friday Snack-Off Revisited (3-28-14)
« Reply #117 on: March 28, 2014, 05:44:39 PM »
:lol: @ seafood being a 7

I always thought there was something fishy about you.
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Re: Friday Snack-Off Revisited (3-28-14)
« Reply #118 on: March 28, 2014, 05:45:59 PM »
:lol: @ seafood being a 7

I always thought there was something fishy about you.

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Re: Friday Snack-Off Revisited (3-28-14)
« Reply #119 on: March 28, 2014, 08:03:54 PM »
If you are  choosing  seafood you are choosing an early death from mercury, PCBs, dioxins, and  ciguatera. 


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Re: Friday Snack-Off Revisited (3-28-14)
« Reply #120 on: March 28, 2014, 08:06:56 PM »
Normally when I'm gnashing on some excellently prepared pork product, I say to myself "why even bother eating any other meat?" And I never have a good response.

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Re: Friday Snack-Off Revisited (3-28-14)
« Reply #121 on: March 28, 2014, 08:07:18 PM »
horrible thread  :flush:

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Re: Friday Snack-Off Revisited (3-28-14)
« Reply #122 on: March 29, 2014, 04:13:15 PM »
Question, is this to mean that the meat we choose is the only food that we can eat for the rest of our life, or the only meat that we can eat for the rest of life?  For example, if I choose poultry, can I eat a Chicken Caesar salad?

denied, ceaser dressing is made with anchioves, yeah, that's seafood :lol:

but a blackened salmon or grilled shrimp caesar :thumbs:
They make Worcestershire without anchovies, don't know how it tastes but i bet you could make a passable Caesar with it.

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Re: Friday Snack-Off Revisited (3-28-14)
« Reply #123 on: March 29, 2014, 08:32:15 PM »
Question, is this to mean that the meat we choose is the only food that we can eat for the rest of our life, or the only meat that we can eat for the rest of life?  For example, if I choose poultry, can I eat a Chicken Caesar salad?

denied, ceaser dressing is made with anchioves, yeah, that's seafood :lol:

but a blackened salmon or grilled shrimp caesar :thumbs:
They make Worcestershire without anchovies, don't know how it tastes but i bet you could make a passable Caesar with it.

so how many ingredients need to be removed before it no longer is what it is supposed to be

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Re: Friday Snack-Off Revisited (3-28-14)
« Reply #124 on: March 29, 2014, 09:15:04 PM »
horrible thread  :flush:

psych. great thread. i think i'm going w/ pork but damn it's close w/ chicken. ten years from now i will probably go seafood.